Happy Hour • Confessions

[00:00:00] Hi, hello! Hey, what's going on? We're doing a bonus episode finally after such a long break, a long summer break. I can't feel like you need to introduce who I am. I guess that's important. This is my husband, Danny, a some of you know, Danny.

[00:00:41] He kind of comes and goes. I try to make the podcast sound good. This is our sound guy, but today he's actually... I have Ashley's microphone. I have a duck on top of my microphone and I'm middle finger pointed at me. Yep, that sounds like Ashley.

[00:00:59] Hey, Ashley, love you. Please answer my phone calls when I call you. She won't. Alright, so we're doing Kink Confessions today, a bonus episode, trying to get back into the swing of things. Yes.

[00:01:13] So, should we just get right to it? Do you want to read the first one, Danny? Sure. Yeah, I'll read the first one, man. Hopefully I am at the Dicklaith. This is a way.

[00:01:28] If anybody doesn't know what that means, you're supposed to be five or six inches away from your mic. That's the average size of a Dick. Yes, yes. Alright, let's go. All right. Sit by drink. I stole some hair from her hairbrush from the bathroom.

[00:01:45] It's only aided throughout the next week. It smelled so good. I know this sounds creepy, but I can't explain it. I just want a part of her inside of me. Okay, I'm sorry. That sounds very true crime. Creepy. It's still a stalker-ish.

[00:02:13] Like, he wanted a part of her inside of him? Yeah, that's very creepy. That's very, what's it called? I don't know. No, here to judge. I'm a zephyr. That's very, um, zero killer moves. I think. Some people like the hair, I mean, I can.

[00:02:33] Who inside of them inside their bellies? Okay, I'm judging. Anyways. Bonus episode. Alright, so. What are you guys, Katie? I'll go next. Alright, this next. By the way, if you want to submit your own king confession, you can do so anonymously on our Google form.

[00:02:52] It is available on all of our social media. You can find it on our Twitter, Facebook, anywhere. Just click on the forum and submit it. You'll be 100% anonymous. Yes. We won't know how weird you are. No worry. Send us the confessions. Please remain an honor.

[00:03:08] I don't read them. I don't want to know who you are here at the bottom. Alright. So here's the next one. He said, or they say, not sure. I'm sorry.

[00:03:21] So I'm basically internals, but it's not the normal nail fetish that I usually see people talking on the internet. I like the white semicircle that some people have on their nails, which is called a l'nula. I hope I said that correctly.

[00:03:39] I never told anyone this and I thought I would never honestly, but now that I have found this way, why not? Why not? Why not? That is weird. I usually get those white spots on my nails when I... No, it's like a hammer in my nail.

[00:03:57] It's the upper, by your cuticle. Yes. It's in the cuticle nail area when you hammer it. And then it turns white and then the weird spot is in my nail. No, it's just there naturally. That seems very rare. It's a very rare thing.

[00:04:12] I like women that have really big l'nula's, but it's hard to find someone like that. There are people that don't even have a visible l'nula. And if they have, it's a small one. I have never seen someone on the internet speak about this,

[00:04:27] so I possibly might be the only person with this fetish. I think I do have very big l'nula's. I feel like you have the l'nula laws. Right. L'nula laws. You deal with the hammer and you're putting a bunch of nails in, or pond your fingers.

[00:04:45] I know you're talking about it. I feel exactly this. Yes, I feel like that's how you create those l'nula laws. L'nula laws. L'nula laws. Yes. Thank you for setting that in. That's very interesting. Never heard of it. No, that is a great submission,

[00:04:59] but I also feel like you have a fetish for construction ladies that... Or men. Use a urman. Not binary. We don't judge. I'm just a son guy. I'm just here. Genderes. But I'm also saying that it just involves getting your fingers potted randomly. Sometimes. Often.

[00:05:19] All right, it's your turn. Oh, it's my turn. Yeah. I really like clean white teeth. What? I like to go dumpster diving. Adentus office is for use, floss and x-ray. No, no. Gross. Seriously? I'm judging. I'm trying to read. Go ahead. I'm just going.

[00:05:46] I'm trying to make it all dramatic. My first time on the podcast. Keep going. Go ahead. Shout out to Mark and Halle for my love you guys. Shout out, love you. I frame the pretty x-rays. I like the most. Hope this isn't too weird.

[00:06:05] Thank you for the podcast. Oh, it. I mean. Okay, let me read it back again because we were a lot of inside talk. I really like clean white teeth. I like to go dumpster diving at dentus offices for use, floss and x-rays, etc.

[00:06:30] I frame the x-rays like the most. Okay. I'm not illoginate. I'm just reading what I'm saying. So, I'm just reading it word for word. So, don't think I'm. Oh, I understood this story. But yes. I'm just trying to process it. So they, they really like teeth. Yes.

[00:06:53] And then the ones that like, they frame it. The x-rays. Do they? Wait, I thought they don't throw those away. Don't they like just store them in a file? Isn't it all digital now? It should be all digital. I have questions.

[00:07:08] I come back to Coward Jack's earlier today. And like, I was talking to a certain DJ who was kind of strange and I love them. Not naming names. And he was saying, Yeah, I don't vape very often. But, and the reason why I don't vape very often.

[00:07:32] And then he showed me his teeth was because the vape was riding out his teeth. What? Yes. It was kind of gross. I don't think it does that. It was very strange. But I loved it. I'm not in the same time. So I don't know. So. That's fair.

[00:07:48] And I don't know what that has to do with this story. But it's also like he did not want to X-ray his teeth. Because it's very good. Well, I think it will not end up in there. This person's wall framed if they don't.

[00:08:05] Is there a strange any love? I'm just saying sorry. All right. Should we move on to the next? Should we make a one more? Yes. All right. This person said, How do you like shoving soft boiled eggs into my. Hmm. You know what I mean to say?

[00:08:28] I can't say it. Yep. I could hold three. And then I squat down and I lay the eggs like a hen. And then my hubby eats them with my juices all over them. Talk about a morning breakfast. I'll tell ya. That is nice to pretty.

[00:08:48] It's kind of hot. I don't know. It's just kind of a. Okay, it's a soft boiled eggs for me because that means that the yolks are so runny. And so that means that if it if a person's side you, the yolk is getting inside you.

[00:09:03] If you're going to do this. But that's if she breaks big. It bright but if it does. If you're going to do this play hard boiled all the way eggs so that yolk is hard. And there's no juicy yolk up in yet. I mean it's up to you.

[00:09:17] That was just my preference, but I think he's talking about just like. The female cream in on the egg just. Well, no, right. But it's a soft boiled egg. I'm not going to get matters. Does that matter?

[00:09:30] Yeah, because if the egg breaks inside of you, the yolk is going in. Yeah, if it's a hard boiled egg. There's no creamy yolk. But he didn't say that. It could be like rock hard. No, that's not soft boiled egg. Soft boiled egg. Soft boiled egg. Yeah.

[00:09:47] He wants a yolk inside her. Yeah, hopefully the egg doesn't burst inside of her and there's no yolk that sounds like an infection. Miss. This kind of gross. I don't say anything.

[00:10:00] But if he wants like, I've seen like it's kind of like, I don't know if you've seen the videos on the internet where like the alien impregnates the lady with the eggs. Oh, yeah. There's toys about it.

[00:10:14] Yeah, they put the eggs in the egg and then it doesn't matter if it burst or not. It's not a real egg. It's a toy. It's safely made. But it's also an alien egg rule 34 because like you're having. Oh, yeah. That exists.

[00:10:30] So I think that's kind of what they're going for. Absolutely. Yes. So these are some weird ones. It's good. Good. I like the weird. Bring the weird. It kind of comes from the the the technical porn Katie. Well, they put the eggs inside. Yep.

[00:10:52] So maybe that's his way of like getting the technical. I know. I get I know I understand it. It's the yolk. I've seen it on the internet.

[00:10:59] And that sounds like it can be an infection if the yolk is inside of you and it bursts and it's runny yolk inside of you. It's just I'm just worried about safety. It's like the impregnation from the. I get it. That's a toy.

[00:11:14] This is an actual food item. That's where the infection can happen. That's what I'm worried. So just be safe. Okay. We're doing this. All right. Organic eggs. Hey, thank you for the confession. That was great. And very weird. Love it.

[00:11:30] So I guess the next confession is actually from a phone call. We have a first like guest guest. And is that guy really super professional? Because this is very last minute. I actually have the call them back. All right. Let's get them a call.

[00:11:48] We have a little guest. Let's do it. And the zir friend. Let's call him D. We call him D. He's a. Listen, San Francisco. He has a confession. San Francisco is your disco. He's probably not gonna answer it because they. He better. We put him in the.

[00:12:07] We're ringing the phone. If you just an answer, I'm gonna give him an ear full. We were talking. There we go. Hey. Hey. Random person. Hey. We're going to call you D. You're anonymous. You're alive right now on the podcast of Kingston. Touch up. Everybody does this thing.

[00:12:27] Thank you, D. We would like to hear your King confession. Yes. Please. My King confession. Well, I was thinking about it. And I don't really have any shit. Good ass something. You're not that vanilla. Huh? You gotta have something. You're not that vanilla. It's getting boring. That's okay.

[00:12:47] I'll give you something. Give us something. You know what? I'm down for a boring one. We've had so many weird ones. I'm down for a vanilla. So. Yeah. I'm down for it. Our last confession was a guy. Putting eggs in his life. Like soft boiled eggs. Yes.

[00:13:06] And then he would give a crack. No. Gold eggs. And then she births in like an alien. Yeah, soft boiled eggs. Yes. Oh, man. Yeah. So give me I'm down for a vanilla. I mean, I want you to attach while watching an intermersial about tea. You know what?

[00:13:24] That's why I gave it one yet tonight. And then it became an ongoing team. Like, you know, we love it. In a night and I'd be like, yeah, tea, dinner night. I love this. We love this. We love this. In fact, I was laughing.

[00:13:41] Maybe it was a dinner. Tea. It was about TV. Did I? Someone you would have. Tea. Every time I see tea, the dinners are getting horny. You lied. So. I love this. That's it. It's kind of cake. But, you know. No, it's a concession. I'm worrying that's fascinating.

[00:14:00] I love it. Oh, I guess, you know, cakes get to go up. Right. You know, if I see sales very stakes next to the tees, it might be on top and so. Bring out the tees in a straight tonight, baby. Yeah. But be a ranger.

[00:14:19] So that is it. I've tried to be a cakey. The swan. And when I did like nipple clamps, and I was like, I'm trying to make please take these off. That would hurt. Yeah. Stupid. I want to have sex to macy grey playing in the background.

[00:14:38] That was awful. Oh, yeah. I'm not sure. I had one. The best one was on. There's like you can't get up and change a song. Like, no, you do. The best one was adventure time. It's a background. Just for the one I'm walking. We're talking about like,

[00:14:57] I keep rocking. Oh, it's ronchier. We're talking about ronchier confession that you would not tell other people. Oh, this is this is it. This is it. I love it. So as I'm just about to come in the background.

[00:15:11] And in adventure time, there's this little squeaky way to go. Please be careful. I can't. I can't. I can't. Like right on time. That's what it happened. And I got you to appreciate it in the moment. Oh, no. I got my screwing in the middle. Oh, you know.

[00:15:28] But now that I look back on it, I'm like, man, that was too tight. I can't. Oh, my God. Wow. This is like the best one ever. Well, this one's actually my king. Sugar. No, it's just a confession.

[00:15:48] I kind of feel like we need to get like an anonymous. Yeah, it seems so. One number of people getting calls and then we can do this. No, no, just a don't of us. Phone number of people can call in. I don't know. I'm down for that.

[00:16:01] If anybody is. Yeah, let's. If you're listening and you are want to do this and be. We're going to figure out an anonymous phone number. Yes. All you guys are going to do that. A live call where you can call in. Yeah.

[00:16:16] When we record and be live and give us your confession or king confession is a great idea. Yeah. Well, thank you for calling in. Thank you, Dee. No, Dee Dee. Okay. Yeah. I really ask you. And let's see if something dirty or they're telling for the podcast.

[00:16:33] I'm crazy. I'm crazy. Wow, shit. And my memory's not very good. You do live. Thank you for having me. I'm going to go through those moments. I hold dear. Yes. To my heart. Okay. Thank you for calling in. Thank you. Have a great rest of your evening. Yeah.

[00:16:53] Thank you for calling. Yeah, we're having a good show. The bonus episode actually. Bye. Oh, he's got it. So his. Great. King was. It was just a confession. Oh, okay. It was not his. It was just confession which would be appreciated to. TV dinners. TV dinners.

[00:17:14] That's I'm kind of speechless. And without speech. So he. Only get it while he was fapping it to TV dinners. No, there was an informal show. I wonder if they were getting it on or something. Yeah, and it's like, can't stop. He just. Who's going to get up?

[00:17:35] I'm pick up the remote. But that's. It's not a kink. No, it's just a confession. Something that happened. Oh, something weird. That's what we're looking like. Okay, and it's over to the guy. So we're going to open up a phone line for the next one.

[00:17:51] Yeah, for the next bonus episode, you can call in. I think it's a great idea. Yes. And I'll figure out how to put it into the mixer over there for the phone calls. Maybe not on my phone or. No, it. We'll get a figured out.

[00:18:08] It's a new or Ashley's phone. Nope, it's anonymous phone number and app or something. It's fine. Okay. We'll get a figured out. But it's is more fun when they you can interact with the. Definitely that was a great time. Thank you, Dee. Yes.

[00:18:22] So we need to be more specific on time. Well, this is great to like. Finally come back after a long summer break. It's good to, you know. Get this keep going and. Let's keep the great times a rolling summer's busy time. It's very busy.

[00:18:42] Shout out to Ashley, shout out to my wife. Very busy schedules. Love you both. You don't know. I love with Katie. Yes, you're married. So yes, we do live together. We hear all the kinks. We all hear about the cocktails.

[00:18:59] And sometimes we got to put all stuff for you guys to listen to. Yeah. Keep you guys. Keep you guys thirsty and hungry. You know, like feed you guys. Yeah. Keep you guys going. All right. Well, this is fun. Thank you, Danny for being a guest.

[00:19:14] It was so fun. I made him do it. Yes. We were listening to pop punk earlier. And she's like, we got a record. And here we are. Yep. I made him do it. Happy wife happy life, right? Yes. So thank you.

[00:19:27] Hopefully you guys will never hear from me again. Oh, I'm sure. All right. Bye everyone. Bye. Bye. Bye. That's probi.