Episode 40 • The Wild World of Lube

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[00:00:39] This is Kinks and Cocktails, a podcast where we explore all things kink and all things drink. Kinks and Cocktails contains explicit content. Listener discretion is advised. What are you doing there, Eve? I am making myself a glass of wine. I already started recording. You did? Motherfucker. Oh, good. Great. Awesome. Hi, Eve. Hi. How are you?

[00:01:09] Good. How's that wine? Tricky, tricky, motherfucker. Sometimes I like doing that. Yeah. I don't know why. I was listening back to our episode on pickup lines actually yesterday. It's so funny that you did that because we literally was just listening to it yesterday just because. And the beginning was you playing a joke on me with the note and I was like, you motherfucker. And here I am doing the same thing. You motherfucker. God. That's my go-to, I guess, word when somebody plays a trick on me.

[00:01:38] So here we are. How have you been? You know, I've been great. How about you? I'm feeling a hell of a lot better than last week now that we don't even talk about bugs. Yeah, you were pretty. I was like, you were actually mad at me. I was. You were physically, like, you're the look on your face the whole time. I was like, she's going to murder me. Last night, like, Danny's like, oh, let me edit the episode. And I'm like, that means I have to listen to it again.

[00:02:06] And so I did until I was mad at you once again. But I got it over with. Well, guess what? It's done. It's done. We never have to do that one again. Nope. It's done. Nope. Until we find something else creepy crawly. Oh, God. Yeah, like snakes or something. Shut up. So what are we talking about today? Oh, we are talking about oils, lubricants, that sort of thing. As a kink. Yeah. Way more soothing. Yeah, very soothing. I feel so much better.

[00:02:32] Yes, very soothing. And fun fact about this, I actually have this as a kink myself. So does Danny. I know. We have this in common. So we're having fun with this one today. So Danny did finish those crickets. Yes, he did. He liked them. Yeah, absolutely. I knew that you guys would like them. I mean, it was hard, right, to get over it? Yeah. But it's like, yeah. It was not so much eating them. It's just the whole idea of bugs crawling all over you. Okay. Right.

[00:02:58] But when I was editing it, I saw two bugs crawling next to me. I'm like, leave me alone. Go. Stop it. Go away. I'm done with this. Yeah, but this week is much easier to deal with. Yes. Yeah. Yes. So lube, oil. Yeah. All that good stuff. I do want to give a shout out to our friend JJ, a.k.a. Freak, who is an author. Yeah. He writes the books. He writes like weird kinky books.

[00:03:28] One in particular is called Lube Me Up With Fry Grease. The cover is awesome, by the way. I do an ad for him sometimes and I'll do it for this one. Yeah. It's about like a kinky Ronald McDonald and the Wendy's characters. All the fast food characters. Yeah. Like it freaky with lube grease. Yeah. I want to read it. I mean. The cover is amazing. Yeah. Super hot Ronald McDonald on the front. I was like, what is going on? It's like, it is great. It's really, it's exceptional. Shout out to JJ.

[00:03:57] Yeah. That I throw in there. For sure. So drink pairing. Yes. So what we're doing for this one is a play on a mule. So it's a Mediterranean mule. Okay. It's a mix of vodka, lime juice, simple syrup, ginger beer, but also olive oil, which gives it a really cool like texture and flavor. Yeah. You know, it goes well with the snack pairing. Well, for drink pairing, I almost suggested we do a shot of olive oil. No. No. Yeah.

[00:04:27] No, thank you. I was like, yeah, you know, this isn't, this isn't super troopers. We're not going to drink it. Actually, you know what? Now I'm thinking about it. Maybe do an entire thing of, an entire thing of maple syrup. Okay. We'll put a pin in that one. Oh God. Snack pairing? Yeah. So we're doing marinated olives. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know where these are from? Well, I know you were holding to tell me, so please go on with your story. My Las Vegas trip. Oh God. Oh God.

[00:04:56] Every time we get to Las Vegas, you go to Walgreens or CPS. You get snacks for the hotel room and. Right. Or the airplane ride home. And this was one of them and I just didn't eat them. So they made it all the way back home to Minneapolis. And here we are eating them. Oh my God. That's so funny. Well, they're good and gather. So that's, and it's a target brand, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's what I thought. Yes. Yeah. So, so, you know. And also I was thinking like a garlic bread dipped in olive oil. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:05:26] I don't really like that though. I like it. If it's a good. So one year for Christmas, my parents got me like a really good olive oil and like balsamic vinegar, like set. Yeah. Like super expensive. Made specifically for dipping bread in. It was super good. Really good. I like it when they do that at the restaurants and stuff. Usually they have good stuff, you know. Yeah. But at home, it's just, I have a thing. It's a texture thing, which we were just talking about. Yeah. Textures with stuff.

[00:05:54] And I don't like the texture of soggy bread. It's ick. Well, that's why it has to be toasted. And then. Yeah. You have to dip it in quickly and then eat it quickly. I don't let it soak in there. Yeah. It's like cereal. Cereal. I'd rather just like have it dry and then dip it in the milk. Like. Yeah. I don't want soggy cereal. Just the dip. Just the dip. Speaking of texture issues, we were just trying to do these little eye masks. Oh, God. Because they have oil, like a face oil on them.

[00:06:24] Oh, my God. And I took them off before we started recording. I'm like, nope, I can't. Nope. Can't leave them on for long. Yeah. They had oil and stuff. And I was like, yeah, I had the same thing. I thought I could go to and no, just didn't. Didn't work. I love skincare, but I can't. That's why I like serums better. Yeah. You just put them on and peace out. Yeah. You don't have to like deal this like full mask on. Yeah. For like an hour. Just. Yeah. I can't do it. No. And neither one of us are like, hey, let's do 18 hours of skincare girls. I mean, I am.

[00:06:54] Oh, are you? Okay. But I'll sit there while I watch. Use to me. No. I'll sit there while I watch a movie. Uh-huh. And I will have all lined up like. Like a really thin face mask that you just rub on and like it's so thin that you forget that it's on. Yeah. Okay. So then I scrub that off and like. Yeah. It's all like while I watch my TV shows or movies or whatever. And then I have a whole lineup of like serums and lotions that I do in order. Okay. Like vitamin E oil or like whatever.

[00:07:22] Serums and lotions I'm totally fine with. Got it. And I'll sit there for an hour and go through each one. Uh-huh. Wait till what dries and soaks in. Then move on to the next one. Yeah. Do my whole routine. Got it. I just want like entire sheet masks sitting on my face. No, no. So, you know, and honestly, that's different than even what I was talking about. I'm thinking like, you know, the person that just sits in the bathroom and does this whole routine for like an hour or two. Okay. There is no way I'd have the patience for that. No.

[00:07:50] But yeah, maybe I could put a face mask on while I'm watching a movie. That's fair. Yeah. That makes sense. Or just put serums on. Like let it dry and then move on to the next serum. Yeah. You're supposed to do it in a certain order. Yeah. Yeah. Danny always jokes with me. He's going to hate me for this. Whenever I do my skincare routine, he's always like, I got a face mask for you. Oh my God. Facials. Woo. He's like, it's good for your skin. I swear. I'm like, just stop. No. Oh my gosh. I don't think he's going to hate you for that. That's funny.

[00:08:20] It makes me laugh every time. Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah. Danny and I have the same humor. Because as a type of jokes, I'm walking around and telling Mike all the time. Yeah. I got a face mask for you. You and Danny do have the same humor. For real. Love you both. Oh man. Makes me laugh. Absolutely. Should we move on to some fun facts? Let's do it. Some other stuff. Yeah. Okay. Funfetti. Yeah. I had some good ones. So, you know, there's a lot of different things that you can use as lubricants, you know,

[00:08:50] tons of things. But sometimes people like to use coconut oil. Now, a fun fact about that that a lot of people don't know is that that's actually going to solidify at mid-use if at a certain temperature. So, if you get it cool enough, so below 76 degrees Fahrenheit, you're going to have to change it out. Okay. I did not think of this. Yes. It's going to be a solid, solid on you instead of a lubricant. On or in you. Yes. Exactly.

[00:09:18] And we don't want to deal with that. And does it have to be organic? I mean, I didn't really look that far into it. I would think so. I would think that the more organic, the better. Right. You know, you don't want to just buy some random coconut oil off the shelf. It's like, oh, this will work. Right? Mm-hmm. That you'd maybe use for, like, cooking or something. I'm not sure. But, yeah. Yeah. Oh, boy. So, be aware of that. Yeah. I didn't think of that. You're right. It does get solid. Well, most people don't think of it. Oh, God. Because, like, in between your bodies and whatnot, you know, your body is about 90 degrees.

[00:09:49] You're rubbing. Friction makes it hot. Mm-hmm. Yeah. But then when you're done. You're done. You need to get your butt in the shower. You're just going to have a whole bunch of, you know, coconut oil mixed with. I'm just picturing having to scoop it out or something. It turns solid. Well, it's not going to turn solid inside of you. That's what I was thinking you were saying. Oh, no. Because your body's warmer than that.

[00:10:09] But what you're going to end up with is a combination of, you know, Danny's face mask with your coconut oil if you don't go clean it up. So, yeah, there you go. That's a fun fact. Anyways, what do you have? Oh, God. Oh, just weird pictures in my head. Yeah, me too. I wish I wouldn't have said that. So, I wish I didn't say that. You're welcome, Danny. I misinterpreted what you said. Okay.

[00:10:37] Danny told me when he DJed at a rave in Atlanta, they had oil wrestling there. Oh, yeah? Oh, man. To be a fly on a wall for that. Right? At a rave? Oh, man. There's $1 billion worth of lube sold every year. $1 billion worth of lube sold every year. That's a lot. That is a market worth getting into. Where should we start?

[00:11:06] Kingston Cocktails lube. Let's do it. I think that actually would be pretty easy to do. Noted. Noted. Put a pin in that one. Yes. Here's a good one. Okay. You'll love this. So, like oil as a lube. So, it amplifies scents. So, either good or bad. Uh-huh. So, again, because it traps and holds odor molecules against the skin longer than dry surfaces do. I didn't know this. Yeah.

[00:11:32] So, make sure you shower and other things before you decide to use that as a lubricant. Gotcha. Yeah. Don't just go in, you know, hot. Coming in hot. No sour with some oil. Oh. Because you may not like the results. Did not know that. Good to know. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Got some more? I've got so many fun facts on this. So do I. Okay. Yeah. Keep going. Okay.

[00:11:58] So, the most expensive lube I found was called Aphrodite. Ooh. And it was made of 24 karat gold. What? Silicone. Oh, my God. I got goosebumps. I don't know what. And it was originally priced. Guess the price. Oh, my God. I don't know. $25,000 an ounce. No. Did I guess right? No. No? Okay. $1,499 for, yes, very tiny. Tiny amount. Bottle. Oh. But it's on sale now for only $799.

[00:12:28] How big is the bottle? Like, a few ounces. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Well, it must not be, like, oh, wow. So that's kind of, like, goldschlager. Kind of. Do you know what I'm talking about? Right. Got goldschlager? Okay. Yeah. Well, I mean, there's 24 karat gold face masks. Yeah. Like, you know, I have a bunch of them. It's. Oh, well. You know. But I just found that was funny. Yeah. That is pretty funny. Okay. So, so this would be one.

[00:12:57] I mean, this is, this is pretty obvious, but I think it's, it's worth noting. So once oil gets on your hands, it's often, it often transfers to things like phones, doorknobs, bottles. Yep. You know, leading to very specific phenomenon of why is everything, everything suddenly slippery. So. Yep. Wash your hands after using oils and lubricants. Oh, yeah. Because you're going to get it everywhere. Yeah. I'm like, it's, this is almost not so much a fun fact as a person, as a, as a public service announcement.

[00:13:28] Yes. Yes. I mean, it should wash your hands anyways after doing the deed, but. Exactly. I mean, especially if you're, you know, using your fingers and stuff. Unless that's your kink. Yeah. Actually, that's a good point. That's a very, very good point. So I did want to go over real quick. This is my last one, Fetty. Okay. Um, the different types of lubricants. Yeah. Water-based, silicone-based, oil-based. Mm-hmm. Okay. So water-based is the most common and it's easiest to clean up.

[00:13:58] Yeah. From what you said. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Silicone-based, it lasts longer and it's great for water play. Yeah. I had a fun fact about silicone-based one too. Uh-huh. Okay. Go for it. Yeah. So silicone-based lubricants don't break down easily. Yep. So that's why they're known for outlasting almost everything else. Yeah. Yeah. They just, it doesn't break down. It's like, hey, it's like, you know, it's like breast implants. You get silicone breast implants. Hey. That's true. Yeah. They don't break down over time. Hey, you got them nice popping. You know that, but you sure do.

[00:14:28] Maybe you'll take your top off again at some point. Seems to be a reoccurring thing. I know. We get so, it gets so warm in here. We're just hot, ladies. Yes. Next one is oil-based. Mm-hmm. Go ahead. It's super slick. Mm-hmm. But it can mess with condoms. So be careful using oil-based if you're using condoms. It can break down a condom. Yeah. Yep. Latex and oil, unless it's really thick latex, are not going to mix well. So probably don't use them with condoms. Yep.

[00:14:57] So there's a little safety tip sprinkled into your funfetti. Yeah. There you go. Na-na-na-na. Cool. Cool. So should we, let's move on to, you know, some history. I'm excited for this. Take it away. Okay. So of all the episodes we've done together, this one goes further back in history than all of them. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And quite frankly, it never really, it never really goes away. It's like always there. I mean, you think about it, you're always going to need lube.

[00:15:26] Were cave people using lube? Well, 3000 BC. Okay. You know, that's how far, that's how far back we go. Cave people probably were not using lube. No. They were like, hey, woman. Oh, God. I'm going to yank her into the cave or something. I don't know. Oh, God. Those poor cave women. I know, right? I swear to God. Okay. Go on. Okay. Before I get angry. Yes, exactly. I mean, you know, they weren't really speaking English or something or language. I don't know. I don't know. That'll be a different episode. Yeah, that's a totally different episode.

[00:15:56] Okay. So ancient civilization. So we're talking like 3000 BC to 5000 CE. Okay. Right. So olive oil as well as other, olive oil is really the first thing that was used as a lubricant. So it's really ingenious on their part. So before anything was branded or bottled, people worked with what they had and oil was doing everything back then.

[00:16:21] So olive oil doubled as skincare, a ritual tool, and yes, obviously a practical lubricant, right? So ancient texts from Greece, Rome, and parts of Asia reference oils being used to enhance intimacy and comfort. Yeah. Okay. Right? So animal fats and also plant-based substances were also used. Excuse me. So we experiment with less of like a spa day, more like trial and error, right?

[00:16:51] Beef tallow? Yes, absolutely. That could be an example. Yeah. I have some for skincare that's made for skincare. There you go. Exactly. So that'd be the type of thing that you think of. So this is – when you think about it, it's like, oh, this is how the gods intended it. Yeah. It's like the best – we were eating bone marrow once. Yeah. Yeah. And like my friends and I noticed were like, my lips feel like the best they've ever felt in my entire life. Like super buttery and just perfect. Exactly.

[00:17:20] That's when I bought some on Amazon. I'm like, yeah. So one thing to think about is during this time period, there's another piece of information about history that not necessarily everybody knows. But a lot of times gods, the ancient Greek and Roman gods were depicted as being very shiny. And, you know – Yeah. Yeah. And so a lot of that had to do with olive oil or these type of things.

[00:17:43] So they were suspiciously shiny or very – and the gods in these people's minds were very relaxed about using things like this because of that. It's an appearance of their aesthetic sort of thing. That is exactly right. Yeah. Exactly right. So then moving into the medieval period, so we've got 500 to 1400. So we had more of a modest era during that time. But publicly, you know, strict and restrained, privately, people still figured things out.

[00:18:11] You still had to figure out how to get it in if you know what I mean. So – You've always figured it out. You've always got to figure it out, right? We're still here. So then we move into more like herbal oils, balms, those type of things. So they were used under the guise of quote unquote medicine. But they often had dual purpose. And a witchy. Yes, exactly. Exactly.

[00:18:33] So early written references to comforting ointments suggest the awareness of lubrication for intimacy, even if not openly discussed. Yeah? Okay, wait. What do you mean? Yeah. So this was – these comforting ointments – Mm-hmm. So these are the things like these herbal oils, balms like that that were quote unquote medicine. Yeah. They were also lubricants. But people weren't talking about them like that because this was more of a modest era where you weren't supposed to do that. Okay.

[00:19:02] Medieval times. Yep. Like, oh, right? No. Yep. You're just getting it in how you're getting it in. But we're not talking about how we're getting it in. Yeah. Okay. There was no care or comfort. No. No. There was no like – it was like, okay, we're doing just the tip and that's about it. That's all we're talking about. So the knowledge was passed discreetly, right? Behind scenes. So less of an instructional manual. Like, some of the things we've talked about on the show.

[00:19:29] Like, you know, I can't remember what episode it was but we had – there was a guy that wrote the instructional manual on how to pick up women. Oh, God. I think it was the pickup lines. Yeah. Yeah. So it was nothing like that. It was like whispered advice. Like, hey, guess what? This also works as – hey, hey, put it in your kinky area. It's like a go over to your girl neighbor. Like, oh, my God. Guess what I found out. I did. Exactly. Exactly. How secretive. Super secretive. So it had healing purposes but also was used as lubricant.

[00:19:58] They weren't posting it on Facebook. No. They're not like, dude, bro, check it out, man. I used some olive oil the other day. It worked perfect. No, they're not doing that. So anyways, somehow it ends up in like your bedside drawer, right? Well, it's because everybody was passing that along as underground information. So then we move into more of the Renaissance, Enlightened Era. Okay? So 1400 to 1800. So science enters the chat.

[00:20:24] So as anatomy and medicine advanced, so did the understanding of the body. So physicians began documenting human physiology more openly, including the role of natural lubricant. So oils and salves were refined with better ingredients, less guesswork, more intention. So, you know, these are like the beginnings of your KYs of the world. Yeah. Right? Okay. So we all know what that is. Oh, yeah.

[00:20:50] The line between medicine and pleasurable applicants became much blurrier. So it's more of a beneficial thing to enhance your sexual pleasure. I mean, nobody wants to be raw dogging it, right? Like that doesn't feel great, right? No. It's 2026. Let's stop that. Yeah, let's just stop that. Okay? Let's not wreck anybody today. Okay. So then moving into Victorian area. So then we go into repression.

[00:21:18] So it's like the ups and downs of lubricants and oils and things. Oh, no. I know. It's like, can we just stop? It's like always been there. Always. But if we're talking about it or not is really the big theme. Oh, it's never going to stop. Oh, it's never going to stop. We're always going to figure it out. No. Talking about 3000 BC is when this is, you can see the first documentation of this. That's so long ago. That's 5,000 years ago. It's not going away. Uh-huh. Good luck.

[00:21:49] So the repression meets innovation, essentially. So the irony of this is the more society repressed sexuality, the more creative people got behind the scenes during this era. Okay? So commercial products began to appear marketed as marital aids or hygienic solutions. Oh, God. Okay? So we're doing this again. We just did this as things were under the guise of medicine. So then petroleum jelly, for example. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:22:19] So hello, early Vaseline. Uh-huh. That entered the scene. And it was widely available. So multipurpose, quietly adopted. It's still around to this day. Uh-huh. Doctors sometimes prescribed lubricating substances for female hysteria treatments, which honestly says a lot. Okay? I remember this. Yeah. Yes, exactly. It's like, oh, this will be for your hysteria.

[00:22:45] Yeah, because my husband's been jamming his fucking dick in my face and it hurts. Yeah, it's not comfortable. Of course I'm crazy. Okay? Maybe that's a little aggressive, but first- No, it's true. It's true. Right? Or the hysteria treatment where you go to the doctor and they get you off. Yes, exactly. Right? This is what we're talking about here. Like, oh, you need a release. I mean, even I don't have that problem. But if I did, it'd be like, honey, I need to go to the doctor.

[00:23:15] I'm hysteric. I'm having a hysteria. Oh, goodness. Mental breakdown. I'm having a mental breakdown. I need to go to the doctor. Yes, because the doctor's better at pleasing me than you. You know what? You get time away from the kids. You get off. It's paid for by your husband. Whatever. Yeah, exactly. Right? It's like, peace. See ya. You're gone. I actually didn't have to do that back then, but- I know. It's a bummer, but hey, you know. I'm glad we don't have that problem today. Cheers. Eat a drink and drink. Bam. Exactly.

[00:23:45] So essentially, they're inventing loopholes during this time. Loopholes? Loopholes. Oh, my gosh. That's a good one. Okay. All right. So now let's move into the 20th century. And now we're talking like 1900 to 1960 during this time. So we go from household items to purposeful use. So things got more practical.

[00:24:09] So even if it's still a little bit hush-hush, things like petroleum-based products and cold creams were commonly repurposed as lubricants. Now, some of these things maybe we shouldn't use, like cold creams or rubber. But petroleum-based things, yeah, they're going to work great. Yeah. So condoms began being sold with lubricated options, which you still see today. And it's so many crazy things out there. Like you have the condoms with like flavored lubes, which has been crazy to me.

[00:24:37] But you're marking a shift towards the intentional design of these things. So still not openly discussed, but increasingly normalized in private life. So it's something like, you know, just something that you'd have at home. It's like, hey, we just have that at home. You know, right? Okay. So we're getting back to where we can talk about these things. So now in the late 20th century is when we had the birth of more modern lubricants. Like you see today, this is when this starts. Just buy it on Amazon.

[00:25:08] Yeah. Buy it on Amazon. Boom. You can get whatever you want. But if you can dream it, it's probably already there. Yep. So we hit the turning point here. So lubricants become more of like a category, not really a workaround. So water-based lubricants were developed. They're starting to be marketed for more intimacy, cleaner, safer, more versatile. Yeah. The sexual revolution made it easier to talk a little about comfort enhancement. So products were no longer disguised.

[00:25:37] They were designed for this purpose. You can find any specific thing that you want now. Yes. Think like game changer energy. Okay. Like enter the innovation in these products. So then thinking, you know, in the two – now we're getting really specific here in the 2000s to the 2010s. I'm sorry. So options, aesthetics, and also personal preference become more important.

[00:26:05] So lubricants went from more basic to boutique. Yeah. So, you know, you think of places like Smitten Kitten that has like a plethora of these things. That's a sex shop in Minneapolis. Yes, exactly. So silicone-based lubes enter the mainstream, long-lasting and ultra-smooth. We just talked about that, right? Flavored, warming, cooling, and speciality formulas turned it into a customizable experience. Yeah. I don't know about you, but personally, I don't want any of that.

[00:26:36] I don't like warming, cooling, none of that. No, I don't either. Yeah. Yeah. So – I don't like that. It's weird. It is weird. I don't – I'm like, nah, I'm good. But again, like you can customize your own experience. I don't want that. To each their own. Yeah. So branding shifted from more of a clinical to more of like lifestyle. So like the lifestyle parties, if you've ever heard that. Yeah. Right. So sleek bottles, elevated messaging. So hey, what kind of lube do you like? 24K gold. Right? Exactly. What if that was my only preference? Right?

[00:27:03] I must have 24-karat gold lube and nothing else. You cannot have sex with me without that. Bougie bitch. Love it. That would be something. Oh, wow. I don't even know where to go with that one. Oh, goodness. Okay. So let's talk about modern day. So this is where normalization and sensory experience become really important. So we're talking right now. We've arrived at peak awareness and honestly the best products obviously.

[00:27:33] Better products. Better bottles. Better everything. So lubricants are openly discussed as part of wellness, not just intimacy. Right? Like I talked about earlier. I don't want you wrecking my downstairs. Let's not do that. I'm not into it. So ingredient transparency matters. So whether it's organic, if it's hypoallergenic, body safe formulas are in demand. I mean people want to know more about this. Everybody uses it now. It is an everyday thing.

[00:28:01] And I know there's a thing too where like, well, if you're a younger woman, you don't need it. But everybody's body is different. 100% accurate. And that needs to be transparent too. Like it's okay. It is okay. So and on that point, like I've always loved to use oil. Even if I don't need it? Yeah. Sometimes it's just fun. Exactly. Yeah. I've never needed it. Ever. Sometimes it's just fun. I'll go over that in psychology. Yeah. So sensory play is the focus.

[00:28:32] It's more like texture, temperature, longevity. Everything is intentional about lubrication, whether it be oils or your day-to-day things that you buy at the store. All of it. So it's all about- Olive? Olive oil. Olive oil. Olive oil. Olive oil. Sorry. Yes. It's about comfort and the experience. Yeah. Don't use olive oil, by the way. You could though. Maybe they did back in the day. No, they did. That was the first one. That was the first thing that people did. But not now. No, you totally could. Really?

[00:29:02] It's completely safe. Coconut oil. Yeah. Coconut oil. Olive oil. Olive oil? Olive oil. It's just made from olives. That's it. You can totally use it. Organic. I wouldn't use anything that has things mixed into it, but just straight natural olive oil. Absolutely, you can use that. It's probably going to smell weird. Why does that scare me for some reason? I mean, it's not like, you know, it probably smells like olives. I wouldn't necessarily use it. It just reminded me of cooking a steak or something. Exactly. Yeah. You know, well, you're cooking something. Butter? I don't know. I didn't look into butter.

[00:29:32] I don't know if I'd use butter. No. It seems like there's other things in butter because it's dairy. Right. You know? Yeah. So you might have dairy, but olive oil, no. Totally use it. Unless, I mean, like some people are allergic to olives, so I would avoid that, but yeah. So, I mean, final note on this is just from olive oil in the ancient arenas to carefully formulated modern lubricants. The thorough line is simple.

[00:29:58] So people have always, always, always, always looked for ways to make intimacy smoother. Oh, yeah. There you go. I love it. Love it. Literally and figuratively, obviously. And I want to end that history with a precaution. We are legally stating, do not use any of these things unless it's okay for your body. Do your own research. Yes. If you have an allergy, I mean, and people tend to know that, but like, just make sure you look at the ingredients.

[00:30:27] That's why they're there during modern times like we just talked about. I just want to legally state that. Yep. Exactly. I mean, and that's one of the big differences with modern times now as opposed to back then. You have the ability to know if it's going to work for you, if you're going to have a reaction. So do your research before you use any of these. Yep. Disclaimer. All right. Cool. I love that. Good job, Eve. Thanks. All right. Mike's going to have fun later. So is Danny.

[00:30:57] All right. So what'd you guys do your episode on today? You didn't tell him yet? No, sure didn't. Oh, you're going to surprise him? Surprise. Let me show you. Yes. Just bust out the oil. Yes, exactly. Well, while you get started, I'll just do this again. Doot, doot, doot. More wine. Yeah, just a titch. Just for the effect. That is good ASMR. I don't drink wine. Yeah. And so I love hearing the wine pour.

[00:31:26] It sounds good. Yes, it does. All right. Perfect. There we go. Maybe I'll touch up too. Awesome. Need a little touch up? Let's put some oil. Need a little wine touch up? Nope, I can't. Need an oil touch up? Why did I say that? All right. Psychology. Ready? Yes. I'm so stoked for this because I'm like, I know this for myself. So I'm excited. You always kind of spill into psychology a little bit, but that's okay. Yeah.

[00:31:56] It's a good segue. Segue. Segue. All right. So an oil kink, often overlapping with things like body oil play or slippery textures, usually isn't about the oil itself. Yeah. It's about what the oil represents and how it changes your sensations. Yeah. Visuals and mood. Mm. So a few common themes tend to show up. Yeah. Number one, heightened sensory experience.

[00:32:25] Oil changes how a touch feels. Yes. Everything becomes smoother, slower, and more amplified. For some people, that intensifies physical awareness and creates a more immersive, almost like trance-like sensation in the middle of play. I feel attacked. I feel like you wanted to read my notes in a sensual voice. Okay. I could. I could. I'll read some of the other stuff once we get to it.

[00:32:55] Number two, visual simulation. Shiny, glistening skin can be very visually stimulating. Mm-hmm. I'd say this is what Dani likes most about it. Yeah. Mm-hmm. What do you like about it? Just a quick segue. I'm curious. Just the feeling. Yeah, the feeling. Okay. Got it. Just like sex down there. Not really all over my body, just down there. Yeah. Okay. Got it. The slippery feeling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So the brain is wired to notice light, movement, and contrast.

[00:33:25] So that glossy look can feel more like, quote unquote, alive or attention grabbing, which boosts arousal for visually oriented people. Mm-hmm. Now that I think about it, Dani's really into wrestling. Yeah. And you know they get all like kind of glistened up. Yes. Okay. This makes sense now. Okay. Now we're putting two and two together. I think we just learned. I just. Oh, we figured it out. There we go. All right. Number three.

[00:33:55] We should send him a note after this. I'm going to. You should be like, yo, so Eve and I are going to do some oil wrestling in the video for this. Do you want to take the video? He's like, yes. I just got off work early and I'll get off later. Oh my gosh. Wow. That was awesome. That'd be so funny. And then I'm gone when you get, when he gets here and be like, what the hell? Wait, wait. What is happening? Where's the pool?

[00:34:25] Okay, go ahead. Number three. Association with intimacy and care oil. This is me and care. Sorry. Oil is often linked to massage or pampering. That can trigger feelings of being cared for, nurtured, or attended to, which can blend emotional comfort and a physical attraction. Just making your partner feel good. Yeah. Everybody loves a good massage. Yes. A hundred percent. Really does make you feel good and comforted and like you have a good partner.

[00:34:54] It really does. If you're giving me a massage with oil, it is going to lead to sex. Just, you know, putting that out there, Mike. Danny. So number five. Loss of control. Because it's slippery. So it's kind of like a surrender. Oh, sure. Yeah. Because oil obviously reduces friction.

[00:35:19] It makes grip harder to do and it can create a subtle sense of losing control or giving in to sensation, which people find appealing. Yeah. Like psychologically. Like I got to do this. I can do it. Like. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Makes it more fun and sexy. And number six. Texture preference. Again, sensory wiring. Yeah. Some people are just more sensitive to textures in general.

[00:35:45] If someone already enjoys smooth, slick, or fluid sensations, even outside of intimacy like lotion, slime, skincare, anything like that. They can carry that over into a kink like this. Yeah. Yeah. A hundred percent. Oh my gosh. So it also kind of overlaps with a fetish called wet and messy. Which there's an episode on that, right? Well, kind of. Or kind of. No. We did an episode adjacent to wet and messy. Yeah.

[00:36:14] It's called sploshing. Oh, that's right. Yes, yes, yes. Which is all about food play. Yeah. And pouring food all over yourself. Pass. Go check it out, episode 13. So for promo for this episode, I did let Moth and Ashley splosh me. Oh, God. There's video. Oh, my God. They turned me into a human sundae. There's whipped cream involved. There's chocolate syrup. There's cherries. There's. Oh, my gosh.

[00:36:44] I'll show you the video after. It was a sensory overload. You'll see. Okay. Nice. Excellent. Anyways, it's on our social media. Go check it out. But yeah, wet and messy is more like oil-based water. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just like. That's what I see. Jumping into a pool, a lake, whatever. Just looking that wet, like wet clothing stuck to your body. Yeah. Uh-huh. You can see your nipples.

[00:37:12] Your clothing sticks to your body because your clothing is all wet. Like it's. This is very similar to that kind of play. Like that movie Wild Things where she's coming out of the pool. I've seen that yet. No. Yeah. Okay. All right. Anyway. No, it didn't. I need to add. Yes, it didn't. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, now. That's it for psychology. Mm. Yeah. Well, I was like, there's so many things I wanted to say because I'm just sitting here like thinking about all of this stuff and how it relates to me personally. And I'm just like, I'm just going to shut the fuck up.

[00:37:40] Eve, you're thinking about all of this stuff? I see. You know what? I'm going to eat some of these right now. Just to keep my mouth shut. All of the olives? All of the olives. So I just dump them in my mouth. Oh, God. Oh, my God. You dumped all the crickets in your mouth. You're just going to. That was so good. Are your hands feeling oily? Why did I eat it like that? You should do a video of this. You should. I'll show you. Hang on. This is really funny. Hang on. Oh, my God. Yeah. For some reason, I opted to do it like this. It's like how to describe this.

[00:38:10] It's like she's smoking a cigarette with an olive between her two fingers. Yeah. Were you afraid it was going to slip out of your fingers? I don't know. Into your mouth? Is that the way it's supposed to do? It's the way I'm doing it. Ready? Anyway, there you go. That's our video. Okay. Love it. Wow. Oh, my gosh. Check us out on social media. You can watch it. You can watch me lick my fingers with olives in them. And all of the olive. Mm-hmm. All of the olives.

[00:38:40] All right. Common practice. Yeah. Go nuts. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Mm-hmm. So you take oil or lubricant at some point and pour it all over yourself or your genitals. That's it. There you go. It's like that's done. You're not wrong. Yes. Just kidding. You know, pour it all over the butt cheeks. Yep. That's where you start with the massage. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, a butt massage is so good. Yeah, I know. Right? I do love a butt massage.

[00:39:09] Yeah, I start with the back, but then you get down there and then, you know, and then next thing you know. Yeah. I do give Danny good massage. Yeah. Because he has, he's a hard labor job. He does. So what if you put oil on him? Oh, no. I do all the time. Oh, you do? Yeah. I start on his shoulder, his neck. Yeah. And then shoulders. And I work down his back. And then I. Yeah. His butt. Thighs. Uh-huh. Then I roll him over and you know what? Yeah. Okay. So yeah. Yeah.

[00:39:38] I was thinking like on me and then you don't even have to roll over. It's just like, yeah, let's go. But hey, anyways, that's how it always starts. Uh-huh. Yep. I did want to talk about. Yeah. We talked. I can't. I can't talk about that anymore. What? I was just. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, a little bit. A little bit. Mike's going to have fun tonight. Yes, for sure. Speaking of that, when we get to. Never mind. I can't even say it. Oh, God. Say it. Oh, when we get to like media.

[00:40:08] We can't even get there yet. I just happened to look at my phone because I'm already ready for it. I'm like, oh, that's a fun one. I got way more common practices. Yep. Go ahead. So we did talk a little bit about. About. I can't even talk. Blah, blah, blah. Okay. Do, do, do. Why did we. We did bugs, which we hated. I know. Now we're like, can't even talk. I'm just. We're both flush. I'm just too. I know. We're too like turned on. We're like, can't even talk. So what are you doing? I don't know.

[00:40:39] So edible flavored lubes. Okay. Moving on. Moving into that. You said you don't like them. I don't. I mean, I, I actually just never tried them. You know? I mean. It's the ones that like make you warm or hot. Those I don't like. Those I don't like either. Yeah. But like the flavored ones, like watermelon, strawberry. Like I don't go out of my way to find them. Yeah. I'll do them. But it's still, it's like, I don't like licking lube. Yeah. I mean, exactly. I'm like, that doesn't seem like. Yeah. It's unnecessary, I guess.

[00:41:09] I mean, fun to try, but. Yeah. Watermelon or strawberry would be my pick. What would be your pick? I don't know. Maybe like coffee flavored or something. Coffee? Espresso martini flavored lube. Espresso martini flavored lube. That'll be our first lube for King Kinko Cocktail. Oh my God. That's actually a really great idea. Hold on. I'm going to make a note of that right now. I guarantee all of our friends would buy that. I'm putting it down. Oh my God. Noting it. I'm just going to put it right here.

[00:41:38] And have caffeine in it so it can like. Oh my God. Get into your bloodstream and get into your mouth and get you caffeinated ready for more hypersexual sex. Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is actually. Does it already exist? I don't know. I don't know, but we're going to make it better. Espresso martini lube. Done. That's all it is. That's the note. Should we have done that for drink pairing, taste testing lubes? Crap. We still can. We still can.

[00:42:08] I don't have any, but we can. You know. Next time we'll Amazon it. Yeah. We'll Amazon it. We could just do that as the beginning of some other episode probably. So we finally got these in the mail. Here they are. All right. Next note. Uh-huh. Weed slash THC lube. What in the world?

[00:42:55] Mm-hmm. Because I did not talk to them about this beforehand. But I had a conversation about that with this person. And I'll tell you later. Okay. They were like, dude. Okay. Have you ever had sex? Yeah. While they're on THC. And I was like. It's great. And it was their favorite thing in the whole world. You get so into it at the moment. I'm going to have to tell them about this. It feels like it lasts like two hours. Like it's just so like. You know what?

[00:43:25] Next 420. Instead of the THC seltzers, I'm going to do the THC lube. Yeah. We'll do a Kingston Cocktails episode and be like, so on today's episode. We're having an orgy? We're having a THC lube orgy. Okay. No, we're not doing that. We're really bringing it to the next level. Yeah. Yeah. We're bringing it to the next level on our OnlyFans. It'll be the. We do have an OnlyFans, by the way. Well, yeah. Okay. Anyway. You know what? We'll do the oil wrestling. Instead of oil, it'll be the THC lube.

[00:43:55] Oh my gosh. Yes. It'll just be us rolling around giggling. Dude, that would be ridiculous. It's just a pool of THC lube everywhere as high as a kite wrestling. What? We couldn't even wrestle at some point. We'll just be like laying there laughing in the lube. That's like a script for like a ridiculous comedy movie. Oops. We used the THC lube. Yeah. Oops. In the next hot tub time machine, here's what you see in the hot tub.

[00:44:26] I can't. Oh my gosh. Okay. Moving on to medium pop culture over there. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. So, movies with oil wrestling scenes. Okay. Yeah. I did show you this movie clip from one of my favorite movies. Yep. It's a bachelorette movie in Vegas called, the movie's called Best Night Ever.

[00:44:50] And the girl, she like, so the storyline, they get robbed in Vegas. They lose all their purses and all their wallets. And they're like, we need $500. We need to get home. Yeah. And so they're like, they find this small town bar in Vegas that's holding like, it's not oil wrestling, it was jello wrestling, but it was still funny and kind of adjacent to this. Yes. Um, she does not win. She ends up in an ambulance. She goes against this like big ass wrestler girl. Oh my gosh.

[00:45:20] The biggest movies. It was like, she was hot. So hot. Oh my God. But she looked like she was about to get down and beat your ass. And she did. She did. Yes. Great movie. Please watch it. It's so funny. Yeah. Well, so I've got some movies and this is why I laughed earlier is because I had this up and ready to go. And of course the top one on here is Magic Mike. I had that one too in my notes.

[00:45:47] Well, you can, I didn't pick a specific scene because there's so many. No. I had to put it in because obviously I'm dating a Mike and I joke to him Magic Mike all the time because he's so magical. I love that. No specific scene. It's just the entire movie. It's the entire movie. It's just. They're oiled up. There you go. They're oiled up all day, every day. And I'm like, yep, that's it. That's the, that's the, that's the oil reference. That's the lube reference. Great movie. Yeah. Didn't they make a few of them?

[00:46:16] Yes. I know they made at least two. I feel like there's a third. I've seen all of them, but I can't remember now because I mean, really, do you need to remember how many Magic Mike movies were there? It's just like hot stripper dudes the whole time. I prefer female strippers, but once in a while. Yeah. Once in a while. If you get some Channing Tatum. Yeah. That's, you know, that'll work. So my bachelorette party in Vegas, there's a strip club where it's two levels. Yeah.

[00:46:45] First level is male strippers. Second level is female strippers. What? I'm like, perfect for my bisexual self. Perfect. Yes. So we went there. My pansexual self. Let's go. Yes. Absolutely. So we went there. So we started off with the male strippers and they realized that we're a bachelorette crew. They were like, where's the bride? And like, I didn't like them. Oh. They were rude. They just like. And I'm sorry. I got distracted by men and women strippers. I know.

[00:47:15] Which ones were rude? It sounds great. Right. But so. The women or the men were rude? The men. Oh. So they're like, where's the bride? Where's the maid of honor? And like, fine. Whatever. You're doing your job. Right. Yeah. But they were just like would pull up your chair. They were super aggressive, which I mean, can be kind of hot. But they would do like a 30 second dance and then demand like $50 from you. And I'm like. No, thank you. And then they would just push your chair away and move on to the next girl. And I'm like.

[00:47:46] Excuse me? Oh, yeah. No. And so I'm like, let's go upstairs to the female strippers. I'm like, screw this. After wasting $100 on like two minutes. No. Yeah. No, thank you. And so. I mean, that's what a lot of strip clubs are like, whether it be men or women. No. Unfortunately. No. Maybe not in Vegas, but like. No. With women, no matter where I am, I can hang out with them for 20 minutes and get my money's worth. Yeah. That's true. And I have a good time. Talk to you and like have a good time and stuff. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. But these men were rude. They were just like, here's your 30 second bachelorette dance. Bye. Give me my money. And I'm like, what?

[00:48:16] No. Like, seriously? Boo. You don't even do what I asked? Like, maybe I want to hang out with you for at least two minutes? Like. Oh my God. I just had a great idea. Okay. But no. Yeah. That's like. No. I had way more fun upstairs with the ladies. We should take our guy friends to a guy strip club and get them dances with dudes. That was my idea. Women strippers. Thank you for doing the actual work. I love you. I always tip you so much.

[00:48:42] Well, you know, when, uh, when there are male reviews that come to town, like the Thunder Down Under or whatever, you know, stuff like that. That's different. That's different. Yeah. And they're not doing that. So I think that, uh, that's interesting tidbit. That's an entire performance you pay for for like an hour experience. Exactly. And you're getting your money's worth. But this was like, I hated it. That's a bummer. Yeah. Noted. Well, at least. I hope not every male strip club's like that. I know. Shout out to male strippers who actually do it right.

[00:49:10] It's like they knew that there's a bunch of bachelorettes that go there and they could just quickly. Yeah. Yeah. But at least I was in a place where I can go upstairs and get a female experience. Yeah. You're like, well, I didn't like that. Bye. I'll go spend my money upstairs on the ladies. No problem. Exactly. All right. So, uh, uh. Movies. Yeah. Movies. All right. Anyway. Sorry. Tangent. Okay. I had to vent about that. Okay. Um, the movie Old School. Old School.

[00:49:40] Yep. Oh my gosh. Yes. Oh Boy Blue. He's like the old guy in the movie Old School. He wanted to join the fraternity and I love him for it. He just wants to like. He just wants to have a good time. With some guy friends and he met the friends and like, I love this for him. Yeah. Yeah. And R.A.P. Blue. Yeah. If you know, you know. Yeah. He. He.

[00:50:10] He died during an oil wrestling match with two ladies. He like saw the ladies before the match and he just like heart attack or something. But I mean, he died doing something he loved. Yeah. He died doing what he loved. R.A.P. Blue. Yeah. He died a very happy man. For real. So, so in along the lines of movies. So this one's not so much showing like lubricant or things as a kink, but I just am like, it's

[00:50:38] just, maybe it's just me, but 300. They're just oiled. Oh God. Oh my God. This part is glistening all the time. I'm like, oh my God. Yeah. So hot. Just ridiculous. Just chiseled. Oiled up dudes everywhere. I'm not asking for much guys. It's not that hard. Just like, you know, you know what?

[00:51:01] I'm not attracted to any of the Jersey Shore guys, but GTO, they, they, and they also get oiled up. I appreciate it. Yeah. You know, put a little, put a little. It's like. Baywatch. I mean. Yeah. So like, even in the movie, there's a lot of movie scenes where like, what is it? Uh, we're the Millers. Yeah. Where Jennifer Aniston does the strip scene for the drug dealers, the cartel. Yep.

[00:51:30] I know it's not an oil scene, but you know, in the movies, they use a lot of oil for scenes like this to, to make them look all like glistened. And yeah. Yeah. I appreciate it. I watched that movie the other night. 100%. Oh. Goodness. Goodness gracious. Yeah. Do you have any more movies? That's it for movies. Okay, cool. Music videos. Yeah. Music videos. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Do you want me to go? Yeah. Go ahead. So Christina Aguilera.

[00:52:00] Mm-hmm. Dirty. Yes. Yes. One of my favorite music videos. That's such a great music video. Ever. I've always wanted to be here for Halloween in that music video, but I cannot pull off those ads. Nope. Yeah. You just have to. Maybe if I ever do. And that's it for like, you know. I should have done it when I was like 19. When I could have pulled it off. Chicken and broccoli, some rice, and that's your food. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I used to do bodybuilding competitions, so. Yeah. I can teach you some abs if you want. I know how to do that.

[00:52:30] Teach me. Maybe that'll be my Halloween goal. You're going to be completely miserable. But you know, if you want to, it sucks. That's why I don't do it anymore. Well, I'll think about it. Yeah. Think about it. You know I nap like twice a day. Yeah. You'll be chiseled. All right. So, speaking of things like that. So, uh, so Pour It Up. Rihanna, you've seen this? Mm-hmm. Yeah. So the music video features dancers that are heavily oiled the entire time as a part of the strip club aesthetic.

[00:53:01] Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yes. I mean, like, just. That's all. I just. I can't even worry. I'm just. It's so many music videos. It's just so many music videos. They use it so much in TV production, music video production, movies, like. Yeah. Even if it's not like an oil-based scene, they use it to glisten the body and make it look good and. Yep. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I mean, it's just. There's so many things. So, let's see. Video games? I did not. I did video games.

[00:53:30] Okay. Yeah. I didn't know. I did look in VR and I couldn't find any oil-based. Oh, well. Let me invite you. Okay. So, this one. This one. Our. Some of our nerd friends in the area will especially love this one. Okay. My friends that I. You know, the parties I DJ. Yep. Locally. So, Final Fantasy X2. So, there is a massage minigame that features characters applying oil in a playful, suggestive way. Oh. Yeah. Oh, my God.

[00:54:00] So, it's not only overtly sexual, but it definitely leads into the tactile, sensual mechanics of it. Yeah. So, fun fact about that game, in case you haven't. Oh, my God. It hasn't gone into that. Wow. Yeah. There's also, so there's also Bayonetta. So, while it's not literally oil-focused, the hyper-glossy, skin-tight aesthetic and exaggerated body physics give off the strong, like, slick, oiled look in the game.

[00:54:31] So, that's another one. And then we've got Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball. What? Yeah. What? Yes. Okay. You threw the word beach in there and I already know. Oh, yeah. It's like, you mentioned Baywatch. Yeah. Lotion, oil applications. It's part of the customization and interaction system. So, it's very much designed around shiny skin. Yeah. Each sensuality. Oh, yeah. I'm going to call this episode Glistened or something. Glistening. Yes.

[00:55:00] Shiny. Yeah, exactly. Oh, my gosh. Okay. I did find one VR world. Yeah. Actually. Um, it was like a water slide world, but it was called Slick Slide. Ooh. Where it's like all oil-based slide where you just, it's so oily. Wouldn't that be fun? This is so fun and dangerous. I would love it. I would love it. An oil-based water slide. That sounds so dangerous. I know.

[00:55:29] You slide down that face so fast. Holy shit. And just like sliding up on the walls of the side of the slide. Yeah. I mean like, is it a, so. It was not fully included. Oh, no. That was my question. But it's VR, so you're safe. But we should check it out after this. We should. We should. Oh, my gosh. That's hilarious. That is the only thing in VR. Well, wait. Yeah. There is a sensory play VR world. Yeah.

[00:55:59] Where you can jump on like, um, slime beds and I think there's some oil-based stuff like lava lamp and like, I don't know, some slippery. Yeah. There's weird VR worlds. I don't know. I think a lot of the lava lamps might actually be wax. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not really sure. I've never opened one up to find out. I have a lava lamp that's not really a quote unquote lava lamp. It has glitter. I like the glitter ones. Mm-hmm. Yep. Yep. I do have an actual lava lamp that a friend of mine gave me. So. Cool.

[00:56:29] Here we go. Is that it? Yeah. That's it. All right. That's it. All right. Next to the handcuffs. Wow. We live such a weird life. I know. I love it. I love it. I love it.

[00:56:57] Do we want to tell everybody about our next episode? Um, sure. Are we doing it for sure? Yeah, I think we should. It's called Melo Legnia and it is a music fetish. Yes. I know. Eve is a DJ. She's super excited. I know we don't often tell you what our next episode is going to be about, but I'm like, yes, let's, let's do it. Super excited for that. All right. Yeah. So thank you everyone for listening.

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