Happy Hour • Halloween

[00:00:00] Alright, hi everyone. We are back with a bonus episode. This one is Halloween themed and I have our one of our favorite guests back with me, Danny. Hey, thanks for having me back. Hi, Danny. You feel like I had no choice but you're in. How are you doing?

[00:00:31] Doing good. Doing great. Yeah. Feeling a lot better than the last few days but here we are. It's good. Yeah, I guess last week I had COVID. Great. That was fun. And then this week, Danny had COVID. Yeah, a few days later.

[00:00:46] So it's fine so hard to get COVID. I only got it. Here we are. Um, so we decided to dust our mics off and uh... Oh man, it's been a while. Yeah, got some cobwebs on these mics. Yep. Speaking of cobwebs, this episode is Halloween themed. Yeah.

[00:01:03] Wow, Halloween. That was two weeks ago. You know what? Halloween is goes until December. Okay. Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. Alright. Yeah. I think that I don't like if people jump straight into Christmas like November 1st. Kind of feel like Halloween kind of comes and goes pretty fast. Too fast.

[00:01:23] Very fast. So here we are. For all you Halloween lovers. We're still here with you. Okay. Yeah. Awesome. We got some confessions to read. We do. But we haven't checked the inbox in a while. We have not. So I gathered all the Halloween ones.

[00:01:36] But first, I have some things I want to go over just a little... You know, I love some fun facts. Well, fun facts. Yeah. So this is Halloween and your sex life fun facts. Okay. You ready? Let's go. Alright. Number one.

[00:01:52] Women who believe in ghosts like to film themselves having sex. These findings come from okaycubed.com. Women who believe in ghosts are 7% more likely to film themselves having sex than those who do not believe in ghosts. Well, that's weird. Because kind of very voyeurism.

[00:02:13] And a spooky ghost way? Yeah. They like putting on a show for the ghosts. Maybe. Wow. Did you know that one? Yeah. I guess I'll think about that. But people are telling me what they're doing at home by themselves.

[00:02:27] Well, you think they're going to be like some ghosts watching them? Yeah. There's always a ghost watching. Oh, God. These are just watching. Always. Alright. Number two. Ooh. Number two. Alright. So if you're into dressing up for Halloween, you're probably 19 more excuse me. Let me restart that.

[00:02:50] If you're into dressing up for Halloween, you're 90% more likely to dress up in the bedroom. 19%. Mm-hmm. Wow. Some roleplay costumes. Yeah. I thought everybody liked to wear costumes. Not everyone. I don't like to wear costumes. No, I was going to say what are you saying?

[00:03:09] Something you want to share with the class? Yes. I'm not part of that 19%, I guess. He's not. No. Alright. Number three. Fans of scary movies are more likely to be into pain during sex. 15% more likely, actually. Wow. 15%. Yeah. Wow. We watched a horror movie during Halloween season there.

[00:03:32] What do you say? Okay. I'm not into pain. I'm not. I just like scary movies. I'm not hiding from anything for me. Okay. Right. Last one. So this one goes into Dungeons and Dragons players. Ooh, D&D. Yeah. So D&D players are kind of vampires, actually.

[00:03:57] Makes sense? So if you play D&D, you're 20% more likely to be into the taste of blood or bloodplay in general. Wow. I'm thinking of a certain somebody out there. Who? I guess you can't say. Oh, no. But I didn't know. Yep.

[00:04:14] You can tell me later off air. Yeah. Okay. Wow. Is it a possibility that they're listening? Oh, me. Oh, yeah. Maybe. Okay. I'm dying to know. I can't wait. I mean, there might be other listeners that might not already know that that are friends with

[00:04:32] me that are in the circle. Wow. All right. Makes sense. I'm going to take a sip to that. Cheers. All right. Cheers. Okay. So it's the next part of this. Before we move on to the confessions, I want more little fun little thing to do. Okay. All right.

[00:04:52] Shout out to Halloween Queens. Is there next segment? Who's Halloween Queens? Number one is Elvira. Oh, yeah. Elvira. Yeah. It's awesome. Cassandra. Is that her in it really? It did mean the name drop. It's not like we're best friends or anything. I wish. She's so cool.

[00:05:10] You hold an out on me. I wish you were best friends. She's really awesome. Yeah. Love her. Next one is Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice. Lydia. She's the daughter of the couple. Is that why no one on writer? Yes. Oh, okay. Yeah.

[00:05:28] So they're coming out with a Beetlejuice two or a series. I can't say it was. I was ever a fan of the Beetlejuice movies. No. Yeah. Isn't it only one? Well, yes. Well, there was the one and then there was like the cartoon.

[00:05:41] It was too chaotic for me. Too chaotic. Well, they're coming out with another series for it. A remake. Yeah. The girl who played Wednesday is going to play Lydia Deetz daughter in the remake. So I don't be good. All right. I want to wash that.

[00:05:58] I might dabble in it. Wait. I hear why no one on writer is also in that one. Yeah. She's a fellow of Minnesota. Yes. She is. Yes. You didn't know that. Why aren't something new every day? There you go. I'm not a fan of Minnesota once again.

[00:06:13] Fun fact. Love me a fun fact. You know that. All right. So next one is Nancy. It downs from the movie The Craft. Nancy Donts. She's the crazy one. If you will. Is that the girl with a black hair? The short black hair? It's one. Yes. Yes.

[00:06:31] The crazy one. The the Stereotypical Goth girl. Yes. Everybody. Yeah. She has a huge, like kind of cult following. Yeah. Love sir. I think she's hot. Everybody loves, you know, some people like the crazy ones. I can't say, but actually seeing the movie either. What?

[00:06:49] How do you carry you? Moving on. Okay. Everyone helped me. I need it. Guess I know we're watching tonight. Mm-hmm. All right. Next one. See bits and pieces. So the next one is. So Morticia Adams or Lily Munster. Which one is your favorite? Uh.

[00:07:14] See, I let's a tough call. Okay. I'm I'm a young in. So I only kind of know more about Morticia. Lily was a little bit before my time. Mm-hmm. I obviously grew up watching both of them. I can't decide. So from looking into this,

[00:07:33] I do know that like Adam Stanley is more of a. Actual human family. Mm-hmm. Doing like, got things and you know being normal. They have great morals. I love them. But the Munsters were more like created in like a lab if I had found that correctly. Uh.

[00:07:51] Is that right? Yes. Okay. I believe so. I think I was more of an. Adam's family. Guy when I was growing up. I don't really remember the Munsters very much. Besides the Dracula and stuff. They both came out around the same time, right? Yeah. Yeah.

[00:08:10] About the same times. But I kind of feel like the Munsters was more comedy. Yeah. Yeah. Adam's family is more like hardcore like a romance. Like this is our family deal with it. I'm going to watch more of the Munsters now. Yeah, the Munsters.

[00:08:28] I think they have a movie. I'm not sure. Oh, the look. They kind of forgotten for some reason. But they're pretty funny. Yeah. It was kind of like. But I feel like a competition of like, you like one or the other and one took over the other.

[00:08:43] I feel like the moms are all the both the same basically. So is. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. All right. Well, we can look into that later. Fun fact. I did run into the mom from trying to blank. Adam's family. Yeah. You did. Morticia.

[00:09:07] I came over to the room. In New York City. I have a picture somewhere. With her. Well, not with with those kind of stockish pictures. Oh, like. I see you're like. Yes. Yeah. How the hell is your name? I don't know.

[00:09:20] Somebody's got to tell us what her name is. I like. Some be screaming into their speaker right now. They. And Tony was that home. I can't. I can't. But like. I can't remember. But anyways. Yeah.

[00:09:32] I was walking down the street and she was walking out of her house and I was walking down the street and she was like, Oh, my god. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice. I saw her from the distance. It's not like we like met at the bar or something.

[00:09:48] That'd be even better story. It would be. I know. But I do have a picture of me kind of stalking her from her. I mean, I was trying to maybe 20 feet away. That's fair. Yeah. What the hell is there a name?

[00:10:01] Well, if you know, you can email us like King's A cocktail's a Gmail.com. I'm sure there's going to be a thousand emails. I can't remember her name. So should we move on to King confessions? Sure. Why not? Mrs. Halloween theme.

[00:10:15] So there was only a few of them, but I grabbed the ones that I saw in our inbox. If you'd like to submit one, any will just have to be Halloween theme. Any sort of King confession you have.

[00:10:27] You can go to on our Twitter at King's underscore cocktails and it's pinned. The link to the Google Doc are be 100% anonymous. Also, the link is pinned in most of our social media accounts or you can just email us at King's A cocktails a Gmail.com.

[00:10:47] You always remain 100% anonymous. Yeah, we would love to hear from you. Unless you don't want to be anonymous. Unless you don't want to. Yeah, it's up to you. Maybe that's your cake. Maybe. Not here to judge. All right. So should we do the first one here? All right.

[00:11:04] So just to tell everybody at home, we're both really horrible readers out loud reading yourself. We're reading out loud. We're very bad at it. So I did the sting with my MacBook and here we go. Check yourself. Here's number one. Hey there.

[00:11:23] I'm a 24 year old gal and since a Halloween season, I thought I'd share something I've kept to myself until now. I have a real fascination with spooky hello in masks. There's just something about a guy dawning one, whether it's with regular clothes or

[00:11:38] a full blown costume that intrigues me. It's the mystery behind it that really gets me excited. During this time of year, I can't resist visiting haunted house attractions to live out my own little fantasy.

[00:11:50] I've been thinking about telling my boyfriend, but I'm more eerie might think I'm a bit eccentric. Do you reckon I should spill the beans? I'm gonna appreciate all your advice. PS have this book, Tacula Hallom's Eve. Wow. So she gets off on a little mystery. Yeah. Mass action.

[00:12:08] Okay. You know, this is not the first time I've heard of this. And when I pulled this from the inbox, I recognized a sort of play right away. So I'm a huge TikTok fan. I love scrolling through TikTok and wasting my day away on TikTok. Days.

[00:12:26] Night's all of it. So I have come across this. That's why I wanted to pull this one. So I did see a TikToks of girls will they go to huge haunt attractions and get like turd on by these guys and masks. It's the mystery. Apparently.

[00:12:49] And it, I don't know. So you know, you can put an audio over your TikTok. So the most popular one right now was to stop it. The most popular one for this sort of thing that I saw was like the one for the screen movie where she's like,

[00:13:08] Oh no, don't kill me Mr. Ghostface. I want to be in the sequel. Yeah. Okay. Voice source. Yeah. People lip-sicking. Okay. Well, not even that. Just like a background, you know, like just went along with the play of it.

[00:13:29] Yeah, girls are super, I don't know what's like girls. People are just super into people and masks. Apparently this season. Well, it's just a mystery. They don't know who's behind. Yeah. It's like the thrill. It's like being at the glory.

[00:13:43] You don't know who's behind the mask behind the wall. True. I'm going to go ahead and say it. What if it's somebody you're not attracted to? Well, that's probably why they're wearing a mask. But what if you find out it's some later that it's not some

[00:14:00] you attracted to normally, you just like the mask. I mean, whatever. I guess if you had a good time then you had a good time. If you had a good time. Yeah. Wow. I don't know. Is this like a new thing? Seems like it's pretty common nowadays.

[00:14:15] This, okay. I do know that this year that like one of the more popular Howli masks was the screen masks. So is that a sheep affordable? No. I don't I guess so. I'd like spirit howling me and even had the

[00:14:30] Rindstone covered ones and then people just get the Rindstone ones and then wear like a sledding outfit or anything. Not even the full like caper anything. Just like. Well, it's an easy costume. Yeah, and it's cool. I liked it. And where you live, I mean, keep your.

[00:14:47] Not me, even though we live in Minnesota, I will not wear a jacket is going to ruin my outfit. You didn't. That's right. I got full. Anyways. Moving on. Yeah. Number two. Here we go. I'm really happy to have found this outlet.

[00:15:05] And honestly, I'm still pretty new to all of this stuff. So I'm not entirely sure where to turn. But I did catch your balloon episode and it got me thinking. Have you ever seen those Halloween costumes that you climb into and

[00:15:21] defend blows them up, turning you into a massive balloon character? They come in all sorts of designs like sharks, aliens, and unicorns. I'm a big fan of those and even have a few myself. I'm hoping to rock one hit my first balloon convention next year.

[00:15:39] Always get me excited and I'm always on the lookout for people wearing these costumes at the college parties I attend. So yeah, that's pretty much it. Thanks for listening. Live, laugh, and pop. Always back with the Lunars. The Lunars love us. Oh, the Lunars love you guys. Yeah.

[00:16:00] Always. I swear. We love you guys too. Please keep coming back to us. But we have not. I was attacked confused. Why? What were you confused about? So they're like, they like to get the costumes that get blown up by the fans. Like a wacky waving inflatable man?

[00:16:17] No. Okay. So how do I explain this? Let me just show you. See if no idea what they're talking about is I do. So they're like, okay, you know like the T-Rex costumes that are like inflated. Yes. And they like wobble around. They look really silly. Yes.

[00:16:39] They're like a balloon, right? Yes. Yeah. So they're into that because they're also into balloon fetishism. Oh. At least that's what I gathered from it. Okay. So they like to be like to see people in those. Yeah. Customs. Yeah.

[00:16:55] Because like in balloon fetishism, they like people actually go into the... I don't know very much about the balloon fetishism. Okay. So if you want to find out more, you can listen to episode one of the...

[00:17:04] So people go into climbing side of the balloon and just hang out and play around and they have a good time. And so I can totally see how this can relate to that and they want to go inside this balloon inflated like costume.

[00:17:24] Just kind of like more as well. Kind of. Yeah. Good point. I'm hanging out in the belly or just being the kind of, yeah. I can see that.

[00:17:35] I'm kind of wondering since I watched the the buddy games the other day and they had all the contestants where this big giant balls and they get inside these balloons. Oh yeah. And they were like running at each other? Yeah.

[00:17:51] I wonder if that's kind of like a new thing. Oh no. Like I've seen that before. Yeah. But it's kind of like... Kind of. And then... I guess that sounds like a good time. It sounds like a kinky time.

[00:18:02] I mean, it could be like a game at the balloon convention. It sounds like fun. Okay, but one thing I noticed is they said, I have not, all the, all the research I've done on balloon fetishes. I've not heard live, laugh and pop.

[00:18:17] So I'm assuming you're a popper and not a non-popper. Okay. I appreciate that. That's great. So when it comes to like me's balloon costume characters, are you hoping that they get popped? Right. I mean, I know.

[00:18:34] Are you just like writing up to them with a needle like popping them and running away? Well, how do you prefer to get popped? Do you want to get popped by a pin or like... Well, getting tackled aggressively? I hope...

[00:18:47] I hope they are the one in the costume willingly to get popped. I'm hoping they're not running up to other costumes popping them. Well, like are you like dry-humping and then just getting the friction and the balloons pop? I don't know. So we have so many questions.

[00:18:59] I'm not, like I said, not very familiar with the balloon. Lots of questions. Well, live laugh, pop person. Please... Wait, so there's people that like to get popped and there's people that don't. Correct. So... There's people that love to... It's like a sub-dom. Like the... Like the...

[00:19:20] The domes go in pop people's balloons. It can't be. Or it can even be your own balloons. There's people that like say, I have a balloon sitting in front of me. If I'm a popper, I'm going to blow it up until it pops and that's the excitement.

[00:19:32] Oh, okay. And if I'm a non-popper, I'm just going to blow it up and not pop it and just enjoy the balloon. Hmm. Fully inflated. And I do not want anybody to pop by balloon or my balloon to get popped. Absolutely not.

[00:19:45] Like that's not a good time for me. Okay. So there's poppers and non-poppers. I wouldn't call myself an expert, but... So... If they were in a costume then... Right. So they would... Let's say they were dressed as a unicorn. Would they want some of those like tackled them?

[00:20:05] And then like forced them to be popped. Maybe. You know, I think it's one of the things sort to each their own. Okay. We don't know. So person... Yeah. Ms. Mr. Muses live laugh pop please. Please message us back and answer our questions. Give us more deeds.

[00:20:21] Yeah. We would love that. Wow. Because those are good ones. Yeah, I like that one. I like the balloon stuff because it's so many questions. Yeah. It's such a huge community out there and... It really is. Very... Yeah. They mentioned they were going to balloon convention. Yeah.

[00:20:38] You should invite Kingston cocktails to the next balloon convention. You would be so fond. And they could see a podcast. I don't know which side of the convention and beyond the poppers of the non-poppers. I think both sound like a blast. I feel like Ashley would be the...

[00:20:52] The popper and you are the non-popper. Probably. That's very young and young of us. Yep. Yeah. Alright. Let's move on to the last one here. The last Halloween themed one. Let's do it. Hello. I tried to summon a demon to have sex with me.

[00:21:09] How do I do this? I'm sorry. What? Uh... Did I hear that right? Um... I think so. Ah! Hello. I tried to summon a demon to have sex with me. How do I do this? Um... You don't! Please do not! I mean... No! There is no!

[00:21:32] Oh my god! Oh my god! Stop it! Wow! I'm okay. This is kind of a weird conversation that Kelsey and I have had. Shout out to Kelsey. My sister. Uh... I had to say that really long ago. You're not real sisters or let's just be at the house.

[00:21:50] No. Brother sister, not real sisters. There be a fat. Not bad blood but by choice. But uh... Yeah, I'm a little sometimes when you drink a lot, the demon comes out and maybe just have more drinks. I don't know if that's what they mean though.

[00:22:07] Maybe you're trying to force in talks a certain somebody to get the demon out of them so you can have sex with them. I don't think that's what they mean though. They try to summon a demon. We're going back to the craft.

[00:22:24] No, this is not an even ever seen it. Ha ha ha ha. All I've seen the pictures, I don't know. No, you're not. No. But please, okay. I'm sorry. Please do not dabble so much of the dark arts where you're trying to have sex with demons. Um...

[00:22:40] I don't know much about that. I'm going to be honest. But I do know that's not safe. Yeah, could be a little dangerous. Please do not. Probably involves a little bit of blood. Yeah. Maybe another D&D people with yeah? Yeah. I don't know.

[00:22:57] That is not sound safe. I'm not going to... Wait, but that's a question. Not a kink unless they were like... It is their kink. They're trying to do it. Hmm. And I'm going to say, please don't.

[00:23:09] And I'm going to go and say that it just probably involves a lot of egg or mice. Oh god. Oh god. Yeah, that's all we got for that one. At least... I don't know what else to say about that one. I have no advice. Um...

[00:23:28] I don't know if I want to hear back about your... I want to hear back. That is... Or not. Do anyone see your back? I do. Okay. Luckily, I still left that cross-pended in the closet that I found. We moved in here. Oh yeah. It's still there.

[00:23:48] So we're keeping it there. I'm not summoning any demon that is actually there. I... Okay. The curiosity has got the best meat. Okay. We want to hear back. I guess. God bless your soul. All right. Hahaha. Oh my goodness. These are all the confessions that I have. That's...

[00:24:08] Okay. That's all the confessions. Yep. Only three Halloween related confessions. Yeah. Um... So I do have one last little thing. We can go over that I just... Found a sound line. Just, you know, was it not TikTok? It was not on TikTok. Hahaha. Um... I'm gonna follow. Hahaha.

[00:24:30] Go ahead, Danny. I'll let you do it. I don't know the spiel. Oh well. James Plug, a follow's on TikTok. Kingston cocktails. Great time. All right. So I found this online. It was a confession. I've a haunted house. Scared actor employee. All right.

[00:24:50] So I'm gonna read this one. Guess we're not gonna have AI read this one. I just found this like right before we recorded so. Okay. Here it goes. You and I believe the amount of people that we've caught

[00:25:03] is deep into a corner and make out or have sex in the haunted house. We have cameras everywhere, so obviously we see them. The best is when they get offended when you have to come over and break them up.

[00:25:14] Then I'm apologizing to them for not letting them finish and use them as like it's their hotel room. I get it. Hahaha. You get it? Why not? Why not? No, that's by my new saying lately. Sorry for that I'm t-shirt. No, no, no. I don't see why not.

[00:25:36] I don't see why not. I don't see why not. Oh gosh. See you at you get it. Why do you get it? What do you mean? Wow, I don't know. Okay. There's so many different angles of this. See me just cheaper than a whole town room or.

[00:25:50] Shee re but that is also the thrill. Oh definitely the thrill. Sometimes when you're in the dark way, huh? Well and they're obviously into spooky creepy shit like. Yeah. Yeah. It's like being in a 80s horror movie. You just get horny in the weirdest times.

[00:26:08] So there's always like the naked chicken the shower. Yep. Yeah. Oh my god. I cannot imagine being like, I'm haunted. I was like scare actor employee and this is like a common thing.

[00:26:24] You have to imagine being an orientation for your job and they're like, hey, just so you know. This might happen once in a while in a Friday night. Like. I mean if we're going, uh, I mean I could tell a story I guess. Okay let's hear it.

[00:26:40] I'm down. Let me take a sip first. Take a sip. You might be involved who knows. Oh no. I remember when, uh, we did a events at a sky with theater. We live in Minneapolis. Yeah. The sky with the theater in Minneapolis.

[00:26:57] And they were the basement was haunted. Oh yeah. Yeah. I think I know where you're doing. I know where you're going to. Yeah. I was there. You're there. But for some reason, everybody was like, oh yeah, let's go have sex with a basement.

[00:27:13] Not like as a group but everybody wanted to go to a turn to have. It was just a relationship relations with their significant others. It was just things people did and people knew about there. Yes. Yeah. And uh, yeah people used to still probably do.

[00:27:32] Go down to the skyway theater because it's haunted. It's an old, it was like down stairs in the green room area. Basement basement. Yeah. And people did it because it was haunted. And it was also dark. I mean nobody was down there. I guess.

[00:27:48] But they also knew it was haunted. Yes. Or they found out the hard way. Yes. I found out the hard way. Wait. What? It's a long story. Was I, did we wait? Wait. Well you, you were not there to experience the hauntedness. But that's not about this episode.

[00:28:09] Okay. It was like at the, like, the bad boy bill show anyways. Yeah. I was there. Yeah. You were there. Yes. There was lots of questions. And I don't know the ziplopiot. Was it you and I downstairs? Yeah. How many drinks did I have?

[00:28:27] I think it was after. That was after. Oh gosh. Yeah. Oh boy. Yeah, it was a lot of weird noises down there. Not from us or anything. But we just told the world, we did it skyway theater apparently. And the bass on my birthday. I don't care.

[00:28:41] It was a fun time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's places as a haunted. It is. But it's dark and modern like weird quarters and stuff. So that there's a thrill of that. So anyways. Good times. Yeah. How are you going to follow that up now? Let's remember that.

[00:29:06] I guess I'm kind of without speech. So. Do you have anything else I had? I don't know. All right. I guess I do want to do a shout out to all of my shadow horse. You know who you are? Shadow. Shadow. Yeah. I love you all.

[00:29:24] They knew who they are. The shadow horse. They knew who they are. Oh, why not? I guess so. Um, so for our next bonus episode next month we want to do a Christmas themed. So if you have any like kinky Christmas confessions, send them in.

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[00:30:01] Ha ha. Let's see. You can follow us on all social media. Patreon. You can join a patreon for bonus content. Patreon.com slash kinks and cocktails. If you want to buy us a cocktail, you can do that. Buy us a coffee.com slash cocktail. Yeah, that'd be great.

[00:30:20] We'll drink it for you on air. We definitely appreciate all of the cocktails. Yeah. So I guess that's it. That is it. Thank you, Danny, for being a guest. Yeah, thank you. That's not the cobwebs here. I actually come back. Yeah, one refund. I want to refund.

[00:30:43] So hopefully she'll be back soon. Yeah, we were going to. We had a long summer break and then which was planned. And then I had COVID, Danny, I covered and now she's going to vacation. Well, and now the holiday season. I don't know.

[00:30:57] We'll keep this stuff going somehow. She'll be back. And if not. Then he'll have him Danny again. I'm here. Some random guests. But they'll be great. Thanks, everyone. Happy late Halloween. I sell very little December so I hope you do too. We'll see you. Christmas.

[00:31:17] I'll be all of this. Bye everyone. Bye.