Episode 47 • I'm in love with a Ghost

[00:00:01] This is Kinks and Cocktails, a podcast where we explore all things kink and all things drink. Kinks and Cocktails contains explicit content. Listener discretion is advised. Hey boo boo. Hi boo. I'm good-ish. Yeah, I'm so glad you made it over today. I know, me too.

[00:00:24] Gosh. How are you feeling? You know, I'm feeling okay. As you know, I was an Amsterdam and came back to weather that seemed similar, but in Minnesota, you know, when the weather changes like this, all this stuff kicks up in the air. So I'm like, coughing. Welcome back to Minnesota. It's been a couple days, I feel fine. You just have a sexy, raspy voice. Exactly. We've never heard that before. We love it here. Yeah. I'm glad you made it.

[00:00:54] Yeah, me too. One of the concern was if I'm going to cough through the whole episode and we're like, well, let's just do it anyways. Well, we got you some throat coat tea. Yes. And... It was really funny earlier when you were like, you can coat your, you're like you said you can throat your coat. I was like, um, I mean, I might die if I do that. But... I'm stumbling over my words already today. All right. Yeah. Oh man. How are you while I was gone? Um, good. I was kind of been a busy bee. Um,

[00:01:24] yeah. Well, as busy we can be being lazy around here. I mean... Yeah. So we're still just going along Danny's medical stuff and we're just, just living life, enjoying ourselves. I went to a lot of movies lately. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah. I wanted to see, um, Resident Evil. Oh, there's a new Resident Evil. Oh my God. It was so good. Look at me. I don't even pay attention. Uh-huh. You have to see it. It was so good. Um, it was, it was funny. Not in like a, it was a cheesy way,

[00:01:54] like they wrote it. So it's funny, but there's also a lot of jump scares. It's good. Oh, I don't like that. Oh, okay. No. Yeah. My kid, I don't like horror movies. And so like, if there's a bunch of jump scares, it's a, it's, it was good. It's resident, I don't know. It's Resident Evil. So maybe it's, yeah. I also saw Wicker. What's that about? Oh boy. We, I think we, did we talk about this on here? Wicker? No. It's about, uh, a village woman from back in

[00:02:22] the day and she can't find a husband. And so she asked the village basket weaver to make her husband out of Wicker. So he weaves her. Well, that's appropriate for this episode. Yeah. It's a great movie. Everybody listening who knows they know. Um, it's good. Is that a horror movie? No, that's what Danny thought. Okay. So I went to go see it and, um, with a

[00:02:48] friend and he's like, Oh, two horror movies one week. I'm like, it's like a love movie. He's like, what? More like a Pinocchio type of thing. He's a real boy. Yeah. But he's like the nicest man in the village and all the other wives get jealous of her because he's such a great husband and has a lot of sex with her and treats her so well where all the other girls get jealous of her and they're like, my husband doesn't do that. And like,

[00:03:17] it's a whole thing. It's a great movie. Okay. Question. It's made of Wicker. So like, Oh yeah. What you're thinking is true. Um, well that's not true. She's fine. So what would you think I was thinking? There is a lubricant for Wicker baskets. Aren't there? Isn't there like a, like a, you are diving into a depth of knowledge I did not have. Look up Wicker Man movie on your phone real quick. Okay. While we're on airplane mode.

[00:03:46] Yeah. Oh yeah. No, we'll just do it. It's okay. No, go ahead. Oh, I'm gonna connect you to Wi-Fi. You need to. Oh yeah. Hey Siri, look up Wicker Man movie. Take a look at this man. Oh, hello. Let's see the Wicker Man. That's what it's called. Wicker Man. Just Wicker. But look up Wicker. Look up Wicker Man movie. Just look up Wicker movie. Okay. And it will show you what the Wicker Man looks like. Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah. He's played by, what's

[00:04:14] his name? Some, Spar's card? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Something. Yeah. I just accidentally clicked out of it. But he, he treats his lady well. And yeah, he plays a good romantic guy. Even as a Wicker basket. Even as a Wicker basket. Just goes to show guys, you know, some of you are not even as good as a fucking Wicker basket. We'd rather have a basket who treats

[00:04:41] us well. I'd rather have a basket than your bitch ass. Yeah. Use some witchcraft. Not you, Mike. Create a, yeah, a living basket. And yeah, my man's good too. But. Oh my God. You know, we got options like baskets. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck it up. We'll just go date a basket. Screw you. Okay. Anyways. I think we're going to crafting class, but little do you know what

[00:05:03] we're making? We're taking an underwater basket weaving. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's see. Oh, guess what I'm doing after this today? What? I'm going to bingo for a friend's birthday. Yeah. And it's a plant, a carnivorous plant bingo. So you're going to get like. Which means instead of cash, you can win a carnivorous plant. A carnivorous plant. Oh yeah. Like, like a Venus

[00:05:32] fly trap. Yeah. So I, I hope I win. Feed me, see more. Right? I hope I come home with a plant and. Little shop of horrors. Yeah. Awesome. It'll be fun. That's fun. What do you got? So what do you got planned for Halloween? Halloween plans. Let's see. I am going to Uptown VFW. Yeah. For their big Halloween bash. I don't think I'm going to win third place this year

[00:06:01] in their Halloween or costume contests like I did last year. No, you know why? You're going to win first place. Stop it. Suck it nerd. Your costume. If you pull that off, that's, that's pretty good. It's good. It's not as good as Lunette the Clown for my big comfy couch I did last year, but it'll be fun. I'm going to be a porcelain doll. Yeah. Um, and then we're going to, yeah, our friend's party

[00:06:25] on Saturday. Yes. Uh, what are your plans? Well, I am also going to our friend's party on Saturday. See you there. So yes. Not going to say who, cause yes. They know who they are. They know who they are. Exactly. We don't want everybody to show up. We'll have a good time. Um, but yeah, so, uh, but I'm DJing tonight. Uh, yes. Jen and I are opening up for, for odd mob. Yeah. Nice. And

[00:06:53] then, uh, on the, on the other stage. Yep. And then, um, and then I'm DJing actually at first avenue, um, and seventh street entry Friday. All right. Yeah. So I'm doing that because, um, if you ever heard of Lou Surfer, the band, Lucifer, no Lou Surfer, they're like, it's like a, like a, like, like a, um, like yacht rock band, but they dress up like, like zombies.

[00:07:17] I'm picturing it in my mind and I love it already. Yeah. Mike's like, what? You're going to be the DJ for these bands? I love it. I can't wait. I was like, I was like, I don't know. Yeah. Wow. Uh, so anyways, that's, that's on Friday. So I'm super stoked about that. Cause I, I, one thing I've always wanted to do is play with rock bands. Yeah. I can totally see you doing that. I try to make it feel like you're at a rock concert when I'm DJing. I try to give off that

[00:07:43] same kind of energy. So I'm stoked for that. And then Saturday, uh, Jens. And then I play in afters after Jens. Oh boy. We got a full weekend ahead. I got a full weekend. And then Sunday, I'm going to sit around and absolutely do absolutely nothing. And possibly drink hot cocoa. And should we go over our drink at Sag Perry? Oh yeah, absolutely. Okay. So for- Our throat coat. Our throat coat tea. Yes. To make sure the throat goat doesn't lose her way.

[00:08:12] I'll coat your throat. All right. I'll coat your coat. Something. Something will happen. Yeah. Some, some, some coating and throating is going to happen. Uh, what's going on? We also are going to do some hot chocolate, but we figured tea'd be better today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which I think it's really helping. I already, I think you sound better. You're sounding good. Yeah. Yeah. And then we do- And I've been coughing up a storm, so that's good. That is true. You are sounding better.

[00:08:40] Yeah. Um, and then we also have some marshmallow peeps here. Yeah. Which do you- Oh boy. If you hate peeps, I'm sorry for you. I love peeps. I don't like peeps. Oh, well- We learned something new about each other today. I don't hate them. Okay. See- I just don't particularly like them. Some do hate. So they're the ghost-shaped ones. Yeah. Yes. So while you're pulling those out, I would like to give everybody a fun game to play. Oh, okay.

[00:09:04] Especially for kids. Um, it is, it's, um, Peep Wars. It's especially fun during Easter. You take two peeps and this can be, anybody can play this game. Okay. Uh, you put two peeps in the microwave. Yes. You start it and you see which one takes over the other one first. Oh my God. So I've done the marshmallow peep like in a microwave. I've never done peep wars where there's two of them. Oh yeah. Yeah. You just let them go. Sometimes, sometimes it's a tie. Okay. But there's usually one that gets bigger and kind of takes over the other one.

[00:09:33] Like it kind of eats the other one. Yeah. Yes, exactly. Morphs into- Morphs into like, like, especially with the chick ones cause they get off, they big and so it's, it's really funny. Well, we're going to cheers our- Cheers to peeps. Our ghost peeps. Poop. There we go. Mm, yes, delicious. I'm going to eat it. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Tastes just like a peep taste, yep. Mm-hmm. This is actually has less sugar on it than the other ones. I do. It's still a marshmallow, so it's not really, neither here nor there. Is the peep good in tea?

[00:10:03] I don't know. Let's dip it. I mean, I've been putting whipped cream in my tea. So. Well, sugar-free whipped cream. Mm. Put it in the peppermint one. Yeah, that tastes really good, actually. That is good. I'm throwing it in there. Me too. Drowning my peep in the tea. We just ground a peep in our tea. And then we have, for snack pairing? Ghost cheese. Ghost cheese. But it's not the spicy kind. Because I know Eve would literally die on us if I did that. Yeah, I can't do it. There's a heartburn all over the place.

[00:10:34] Yeah, these are the things that happen out there, kids, when you get older. Heartburn. Never had it until I was like 41. I'm really showing my age. Lovely. Stop aging yourself. You're fine. You're beautiful. You're lovely. I know. I love talking about my age. It's fine. Yeah. It's really fine. I cut up the cheese into ghost shapes. The Swiss cheese ones are my favorite because they have natural eyes. They do. Take a little picture. The cheese already has holes in them. I will. Yes. Go away, yeah. And take a little picture of the ghost. The ghost will do better.

[00:11:05] So. All right. So cheese and crackers. Cheese and crackers. But it's ghost shapes. Ghost cheese and crackers. It was really cute watching you. Cut them up. Cut them up. Yeah, that was a good little technique. Should take a little video of you doing that with a couple of pieces for the, for some content. Staring at my phone, have Pinterest pulled up, cutting out ghost cheese. Yeah. The things I do for the pod. Okay. Oh no, cheese. What will we ever do? We haven't touched the crackers though. Not yet. They're really crunchy.

[00:11:35] Yeah. They're very loud. So. Yeah. Here, let's just do one. Yeah. Everyone, if you're into that, and here you go. If you're not, I'm sorry. Yeah. Mm. We're slowly turning into a chewing food ASMR podcast. Yeah. Well. Whatever works. Whatever works. Exactly. All right. Funfetti. Yeah. Mm. Okay. I got some funfetti. Are you ready? Yes.

[00:12:05] 11% of the population has experienced some sort of sexual relationships with a ghost. Did we talk about what we're talking about today except for ghosts? Oh no, we didn't. Oh my goodness. Back to the beginning. I figured the title was just going to say it. But anyways. Yes, exactly. Um, so we are talking about humans who have actually have relationships with ghosts. Yeah. Ghost kinks. Yeah. Yeah. But they actually have. Yeah. Sexual relationships. Um, partnerships. Yeah. They get married to them. Like people that have actually.

[00:12:35] Mm-hmm. Had real. Yeah. Experiences with a ghost. Think the movie Ghost. Yep. Which we learned. We'll talk about that later. We'll talk about that later. All right. Funfetti. Mm-hmm. 11% of the population has experienced some sort of sexual relationship with a ghost. It's more common in women than men. Interesting. Which means even in the afterlife, women want nothing to do with men. They're like, nope. Wait. Nope.

[00:13:06] Wait. If it's more common with women than men, that means that. It's more common for a human. Women would rather. Still. They'd rather have a wicker basket. Yep. And they'd rather have a ghost than your punk ass. Yeah. In the real life. And if you're a female ghost in the afterlife, you still want nothing to do with men. Oh, yeah. With a human man. Right. Because it's more common for human women to be called to the ghost. So. Yeah. Either way. Yeah. We. Yeah.

[00:13:36] Says a lot. Caveat. This is not a men hate session. No. It's like there are some guys out there and there's women out there too that suck. But just shape up people. Come on. Yeah. Let's go. Be better. That's right. Everyone. Mm-hmm. So. I guess. I. Oh, I did want to ask you. Yeah. So. How. If you were a ghost. Eve. How would you haunt someone? Ha! Oh my gosh. This is so funny that you asked this question because I have actually thought about this.

[00:14:06] Oh boy. I'm ready. Buckle up. Oh my gosh. Yes. Well first of all the obvious answer. I mean I already do this to Mike anyways. I would totally be scaring them just like you would expect. Right? But I would also do weird shit like move their stuff around and like steal half their socks. You know? If you could. I mean depending upon like what's real about ghosts. Right? Uh-huh. But I was like I'd be like the underpants gnome and like stealing half their socks out of like the fucking dryer.

[00:14:32] Oh you'd be the type that'd be like inconvenience somebody but in a funny way. Exactly. I would exactly. That's exactly how I would haunt someone. Yep. I also would do like okay so if the steam if you're steamy in the shower I would write messages. Oh I like that. In the window and stuff. That's a good one. But it wouldn't be scary shit. It'd be like I saw you pooping today. Right? Something. Yeah. Right. You wouldn't be writing like red rum. Red rum. It'd be like. No.

[00:15:01] I'd be like I'm drinking your red rum. Red rum cocktail. It would be like the trolliest freaking haunt of all time. Something. You'd be like Kev that's Eve. Yeah that's Eve haunting me son of a bitch. I think I would um I could see you doing this too. Yeah. I would turn on speakers all the time. Like play music that I would want to hear. Oh yeah.

[00:15:28] Or music that would just make the moment funny in the room. Like. Yes. Like the. Right? You know. There's some sort of serious moment. Like wah wah wah. Yeah. Or it's like during like Christmas holiday or during some sort of weird funny moment or awkward moment in the room like music would have the perfect opportunity. Uh huh.

[00:15:57] I would turn on the speaker and make that happen. Yeah. Like yeah. Like during a Christmas party with the family and you just turn on Pony by Genuine. Yes. What the hell was that? Well that's just Katie. So. No big deal. When I pass if you ever hear Backstreet Boys on the speaker randomly play you know I'm in the room. You'll know. Yes. Nice. I had a quick stupid little joke too.

[00:16:26] Are you ready? Oh yeah. Your jokes are always great because like you don't smile during your jokes. We talked about this like two episodes ago. See now that you said that I'm going to. Yeah. Okay. How does a ghost ask you out on a date? How? It spells out on a Ouija board will you go out with me and then you have to pick yes or no. No. No. No. Okay. I don't know why I didn't guess that right out of the gates considering the episode where

[00:16:56] you just passed me a note. Right. With the pickup lines. With the pickup lines. Yes. I had to bring into that. Do you like yes or no? Circle one. Yes. Yes or no. Give me the note back during the study hall. Oh man. All right. Next note. Do you remember that part in the movie Beetlejuice? Oh yeah. Where. Mm hmm. Um. What are their names? The main characters. They're trying to haunt their own house. You know. Shit. What are their names down there? I know. Right. I'm drawing a blank there. But anyways.

[00:17:26] Anyway. The main characters. Yeah. Yes. Yes. They are moaning. They're trying to sound like ghosts. Yeah. They're like. You did it earlier perfectly Eve. Yeah. They're like. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yes. And Lydia's on the next move over thinking they're having sex. Yes. She's like come on. They don't sound like ghosts at all. Uh uh. Yeah. Nope. Mm hmm. I just noticed that when I watched the movie recently for Halloween. Yeah. All right. That's so funny.

[00:17:56] As soon as you said it earlier I was like yeah. Yeah. I know. I know that scene. Mm hmm. Of course I do. Mm hmm. Anything sex related. We know it. Precisely. All right. Should we move on to some history? Yeah. Let's do it. So. All right. Yeah. And we've got. Yeah. Go for it. Yeah. We. And we're going to keep the history a little short today. Mm hmm. Um. Because uh. We've got some really good stuff for later. But. Yep. But the history of of ghosts you know in relationships is it is a kink.

[00:18:25] So really again. Of course as everything does starts in ancient times. So ancient cultures around the world believed that spirits could return from the dead and interact with the living. So we know this from you know Greek Egyptian history and and some of the mythology there. So. So some of the spirits were feared. Others were connected to love and longing and unfinished business. So really what this comes down to is an unseen presence or a supernatural contact.

[00:18:55] The idea there is it's something you can't see might still be able to touch you. So. Yeah. So really humanity invented ghost stories and immediately made them everybody's bedroom problem. Yeah. Right. Totally. I think of the paralysis ghost or whatever you know your sleep paralysis. Yeah. Um. So if we think back to middle ages there's incubi and succubi. So that succubus she's gonna come get you.

[00:19:25] Mm hmm. So in medieval European folklore uh there this really featured incubus a male presenting demon that believed uh that believed to visit that was believed to visit people during sleep. So the succubus it's a female presenting counterpart. So these supernatural beings were associated with sexual encounters and temptation. You know and not necessarily always in a good way. Right. So these weren't technically ghosts but they helped establish the fantasy of an otherworldly

[00:19:55] lover visiting your bedroom. Okay. Yeah. So nightmare visits, invisible lovers, the supernatural seduction. Mm hmm. So the medieval church called it demonic temptation. Okay. Okay. So today someone would probably make it more like a subreddit or something. Yeah. You know. Exactly. So um I think it was episode seven a long time ago. We did do an episode about incubi and succubi. Mm hmm. Yep.

[00:20:22] But that was just an entire episode on it but it's wild. Yeah. It's scary. It's super wild. Yes. Exactly. So we're not going to go into all that here. It's just that's kind of like the. No it definitely goes with this but for sure. It's it still creeps me out. Totally. So if you think 1700s to 1800s so now we've got gothic ghosts getting a little sexier. Uh huh. So gothic literature turned ghosts into more than just frightening apparitions.

[00:20:48] They became symbols of forbidden desire, obsession, lovers who refused to stay dead for example. So uh so there's a book uh Matthew Lewis's it's called The Monk so this is written in 1796. So this is a really good example where where it blended the supernatural horror and erotic themes while 19th century ghost stories explored intimacy between the living and the dead. Mm hmm.

[00:21:14] So forbidden romance haunting and the attraction of something dangerous or unreachable was really where we're going with this. So nothing really says commitment like a lover who literally refuses to move on. No kidding. Yeah. Yeah exactly like whether you want them to or not like yeah go away. Yeah. They're still stalking you in the afterlife. Yes.

[00:21:37] So so this goes to where we move into the 1800s where people start to have seances and like spiritual touches with with um with the people in the afterlife. So taking a step further trying to bring them forward. Yeah. So spiritualism became popular in the United States as well as Europe with seances offering supposed communication with the dead. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Most of it was you know hoax or. Yeah. Trying to get people's money but. Right.

[00:22:04] But some historical accounts described spirits allegedly kissing or embracing the attendees. Oh. So. Oh man. Yes. We're getting a little kinky in here. So not every seance. Leave your keys at the door at the seance. Yeah. Leave your keys in the bowl. Yeah. About to do some swinging with the ghosts. Yeah. Exactly. So not every seance involved intimacy but these stories help popularize the idea of physical contact with an invisible being.

[00:22:33] So I mean and if you think about it most time people are they're going to want to contact somebody that they love like they miss. Yeah. So so paranormal touch and intimacy was really beyond the physical physical world. So dating was already complicated in the 1800s. So now imagine needing a medium to introduce you. Oh gosh. Wow. Yeah. Exactly. So then moving into 1900s.

[00:23:00] So this is where things start to get a little romantic. So film and popular fiction increasingly portrayed ghosts as lovers, protectors even or tragic figures. So so we'll talk more about this later but think about the movie Ghosts. Right. So that's an example of this in the night like that movie came out in 1990. So the unreachable lover, impossible intimacy and desire really survived death.

[00:23:29] Long distance relationships ain't got nothing on this. Wow. Okay. That is so true. This is an interdimensional relationship. You think a long distance relationship is hard. Try dating a ghost. I think that song is hard for you. Wait. Does he? Hold on. The ghost so hard. Well we'll get over that. Wait. Hold on. That brings a thought. Okay. We'll put a pin in that one. Hard ghost. Hard ghost. We did. Oh boy. Okay.

[00:23:59] So. We're putting it down. Yes. Jot that down right now so we can come back to that. Hard ghost. Hard ghost. All right. We'll circle back to that later. Not like the peeps. Those are soft ghosts. These peeps actually were soft. Yeah. Okay. How dare they? Okay. Routing our peeps. Yeah. Although a hard peep would be pretty. Okay. Anyways. So. We're. Okay. We digress. So 2000s to today. So things go online.

[00:24:29] All right. As many things do. The internet. Modern ghost kink appears in paranormal romance. Horror fandom. Supernatural erotica. Role play. Gothic communities. Obviously. So fantasies may involve invisible lovers. Hauntings. Possession. Okay. Incorporable. Incorporable. Whatever. Some sort of touch. I can't say that word right. Apparently right now. Um.

[00:24:56] Or supernatural relationships that break the rules of ordinary human intimacy. Mm-hmm. So ghost kink isn't one standardized practice. But it really just an umbrella term. Especially also. I mean just the relationships in general. For erotic or romantic attraction to ghosts. And other. Uh. Other type of beings like that. So. So. So mystery and loss of control are part of this. You probably could touch on that with psychology.

[00:25:26] So the uncanny and the fantasy of being desired by something beyond the human world is really a big part of this. And what people desire. It's like wanting the unattainable. Um. Um. Which is. You know. A common thing for people. Yeah. So consent and boundaries still matter though. Mm-hmm. Okay. In real world role play. So even if you're a fictional partner. And you're a century old spirit. You still have to have that. Yeah. Yeah. So overall. You know.

[00:25:56] Ghost. Ghost kink taps into humanity's fascination with the forbidden. Invisible things you can't have. Desires for. You know. For things that. That survive death. Uh. Vampires offer fangs and blood. While ghosts offer invisible hands. Oh. Wow. Oh boy. So. Basically. You get a haunted bedroom. Let's go. Yeah. Exactly. Everyone go check out our last episode. About vampires. Mm-hmm. Exactly.

[00:26:27] Um. I wonder what the Facebook status would be like. What? In a relationship with a ghost. Like. Oh gosh. Does a ghost have a Facebook? I mean. I'm sure it could. But you have to. That's an interesting concept. Put a pin in that one. Let's try it. Um. I mean like. I mean at least a ghost can't leave you on read. Can you ghost a ghost? I don't know. Ooh. Can you ghost a ghost? Hmm. Hmm. Probably not. They can find you anywhere. Hmm. The ghost can ghost you.

[00:26:57] Yeah. Easily. Ghost stalker? The ghost can ghost you. They can just disappear. Yeah. They can disappear. Mm-hmm. But they can also just never leave. Oh God. Oh. Lame. Anyways. So that's what I got. All right. There you go. Love it. Yeah. Short and sweet. Well. Love hate it. You know. It's kind of a weird. Yeah. Love it or hate it. But no. You did good. Thank you. Yeah. All right. Ready for some psychology? Let's roll. Okay. Mm-hmm.

[00:27:25] So it's all kind of under the same realm as like being in love with an inanimate object like objectophilia. Yes. Except that object is a ghost. Right. So some researchers think that these are sexual hallucinations or other medical explanations. Mm-hmm. There is a 2024 systematic review examined 79 studies describing 390 patients with sexual hallucinations.

[00:27:55] These included genital sensations and experiences of orgasm with possible causes ranging from sleep-related phenomena to neurological conditions and psychiatric disorders. Interesting. I have a question on that. Yeah. Okay. This might be an interesting question to put a pin in as well. Mm-hmm. Can you think yourself into an orgasm? Um. So I know what you're talking about. I personally cannot.

[00:28:21] But I can have a sex dream and have an orgasm, a real orgasm in my dream and I'll wake up mid-orgasm. Yeah. Yeah, I do that too. I could also think myself into an orgasm just later. Okay. I can't do that. That's powerful, Eve. Thank you very much. Nice. Nice. Well, I never really thought about it. Mm-hmm. But I'm like, it's almost as similar, although I know what I'm doing and they maybe don't.

[00:28:51] You got the good vibrations. Oh my gosh. Oh man. Real sensations. Just blow wind in my general direction. That's why I need. I understand why you're a DJ now, Eve. Thank you. I know. I get it now. Now you get it. There we go. Okay. Anyways, there's free TMI for everybody. Love it. All our friends that listen. Great. And here you go.

[00:29:22] I'm happy for you. That's talent. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Let's see. Sorry to throw you out back there. Let me find where I am again. While you're doing that, look at this marshmallow in here. Doesn't that look funny? Does it melt? Yeah. So what I'm showing her is my marshmallow hanging out in the tea. Oh, it's just a baby marshmallow. We've got a baby ghost now. It's a baby ghost. I was like, oh, that's adorable. I don't know why. The ghost.

[00:29:52] You had a baby with your ghosts in there. Adorable. Oh my gosh. That is so cute. We have a baby ghost now. It's inside a baby. All right. Okay. Anyways, find your spot. Yes. All right. Great. Moving on. All right. Importantly. I'm going to eat. Eat your baby. Oh my God. Gross. Okay. Anyways.

[00:30:17] A sexual hallucination by itself does not establish that someone has a psychiatric disorder. Mm-hmm. So you're safe. Eat. Okay. Good. I might have some disorder, but it ain't that one. You're good. Okay. Good. Good. So there wasn't much beyond that for psychology. Ghosts show, not a lot of research has been done of people having sex or having relationships with ghosts.

[00:30:44] So I figured we can just jump into the stories and everyone could just make their own opinions. Yeah. Let's do it. Let's talk about ghosts. Yeah. To end psychology. Let's talk about ghosts, baby. Yes. Guess what I was just going to do. No way. No, not that. Oh, okay. I'm going to be like, get out of my head. Yeah. So if you feel like you're going crazy because a ghost is pursuing you romantically, who are you going to call? Ghostbusters. Wait. Okay. All right. Okay.

[00:31:12] I just realized there's a double entendre there. What? Ghostbusting. Wait. Oh, God. Oh. If only everyone could see the hand movement, Eve just did. Yeah. Use your imagination. Just use your imagination. Ghostbusting. Ghostbusting. Yes. Boo. Ghostbusters. That's okay. I was okay. Whatever. I'm going to just throw this out there. That's a great idea for a costume, but make it appropriate.

[00:31:40] Being a ghostbuster? There is no appropriate way to do that. Okay. I know. I don't know how to do it. Anyway, there you go. They're putting it out in the world. Hopefully, I see that sometime. I love it. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. All right. Anyways. Okay. Let's go. Let's go do some ghostbusting. Story one. Stories. Ready. Okay. Okay. All right.

[00:32:07] So, this first story reminds me of something from the show, Days of Our Lives. Yes. Did you watch that show? Ever? Did your mom watch a show? Did your grandma watch that show? I remember being in college and being bored and watching that, but I couldn't tell you. No. It's a generational show. Yeah. I did watch it. My grandma watched it. My mom watched it. My sister watched it. Yeah. I didn't watch it.

[00:32:34] It was on TV constantly when I was a kid. Do we even put those type of shows on TV anymore? I don't even know. Anyway. There's over 15,000 episodes of that show. Yeah. It started in 1965. Jeez. Anyways. Anyways. So, the first story reminds me of something that would happen on that show. Yes. Like sands through the hourglass. These are the days of our lives. All right. So, this lady, her name is Amanda Teague. Uh-huh. And her pirate ghost husband.

[00:33:05] Yeah. This lady is dead serious. Oh, yeah. So, I think this is the most famous story. Yes. All right. Here. Let's go. Okay. So, Amanda Teague was an Irish woman and a Jack Sparrow impersonator before all this ever started. Mm-hmm. Interesting. Yeah. Please highly note that, everyone. A Jack Sparrow impersonator. Yeah. So, she was already heavily into the Pirates of the Caribbean world before the ghost entered her own story.

[00:33:35] She said she first encountered Eve Stop playing with the ghost cheese. Sorry. I'm making the ghost cheese dance. I was like, this looks like a fun toy. No. Oh, gosh. Okay. Anyways, continue. Contain yourself. Okay. And you can play with the cheese later. Okay. All right. Yes, ma'am. All right. Back to Amanda Teague. Okay. Okay.

[00:34:01] She said that she first encountered the ghost around 2014 to 2015. Yeah. Amanda described sensing a presence around her, including feeling him beside her in bed. At first, she reportedly told him to leave her because she thought he was being rude. Yeah. The ghost eventually introduced himself as Jack. Really? Jack? Okay. Sounds like this girl's obsessed with Jack Sparrow, but okay. Sure does. Let's continue.

[00:34:27] Amanda came to believe that he was Jack Teague, a 300-year-old Haitian pirate from the 1700s and had been executed for piracy and theft. Mm-hmm. The relationship supposedly became romantic. Mm-hmm. Amanda said they communicated through feelings, energy, and eventually considered themselves a couple. She claimed they went on dates, argued. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's so you know it's real, right? They were arguing. Oh, yeah. They traveled together and even had sex. Mm-hmm.

[00:34:57] But Amanda wanted commitment. Ooh, okay. After their relationship had been going on for a while, she reportedly told Jack she wasn't interested in continuing a casual relationship with the spirit and wanted an actual marriage. Uh-huh. She said put a ring on it. So supposedly she got married to him in 2016. What's a ghost ring? Yeah. Anyways, I digress. Amanda traveled by boat into international waters off the Irish coast.

[00:35:26] Um, so what do you do when your husband can't speak his vows for the law when you get married? You hire someone to do it for you. Okey-dokey. Because Jack obviously couldn't physically stand beside her. A medium spoke on his behalf and gave his consent. I want this job. Seriously. Me too. I'll be a medium standing in for a ghost at their wedding. I'll add that to my resume. Podcast host, speaker for ghost husband at weddings. All right.

[00:35:57] So they had a shaman officiate it all. Uh-huh. So Jack couldn't be physically seen at the wedding. Mm-hmm. So he was represented by a skull and crossbones flag. Baller. All right. Okay. Excuse me. Baller. All right. That's funny. She's just standing up there at the altar with a skull and crossbones pirate flag standing in for him. Yeah. I mean, missed opportunity to actually put like a fake skeleton there. Right? No kidding. Come on.

[00:36:26] That looks like a pirate. Yeah. Come on. Come on, Amanda. Get it together. They also had a pagan hand fasting ceremony. Uh-huh. Imagine a hand fasting ceremony with a ghost. You're just kind of. Yeah. Holding hands of the ghost at the altar, dude. I don't know. I don't know. All right. So Amanda described a second ceremony involving pagan Wiccan traditions where cords were wrapped around their joined hands to symbolize a unit. Yes. Okay. The hand fasting.

[00:36:56] There we go. Okay. So how is this done? I do want to know if they should have just went to Mall of America. You know that little store at Mall of America where you can get your hands like waxed, like your hands holding together. Oh, I thought you were talking about the wedding chapel at Mall of America. Yes. Perfect. All in one spot. Yeah. They can go to that little store, the little shop and get their hands molded together in the wax dipping. Yeah.

[00:37:26] They're holding hands. Mm-hmm. And then they can go get married at the chapel. Yeah. Done deal. I don't know if that wedding chapel place is there anymore, but it just jumped into the- Yes. It came out of the archives in my memory. And then they can go have some Bubba Gum shrimp. It'd be great. God. Perfect. I mean, that's exactly what pirates would want to eat. Yes. Get some Bubba Gum shrimp. Oh, my gosh. All right. So she claimed Jack was connected to Captain Jack Sparrow. You think? Oh, oh, there it is. There it is.

[00:37:56] Amanda believed her ghost husband had inspired the Pirates of the Caribbean character. Okay. But historians found no evidence of a real 18th century Asian pirate named Jack Teague. Mm-hmm. And the claim isn't historically established. So yeah, he was never real. Dun, dun, dun. Dun, surprise. Right. Mm-hmm. Then the honeymoon period went very wrong. Oh, okay. Amanda said that about two weeks after the wedding, she became seriously ill and began

[00:38:26] believing Jack was causing her problems. Oh, okay. She said he threatened her when she tried to end the relationship. All right. She eventually decided Jack had to go. Okay. Amanda described him as becoming a negative attachment energy vampire. She sought help from a shaman who performed what Amanda called a soul extraction or depossession. Okay. Essentially an exorcism type ritual intended to remove Jack.

[00:38:57] Amanda said the relationship finally ended after the ritual. One might say that he jacked off. He ejaculated himself from the... And he jacked off like Jack Sparrow. Oh, my God. He ghosted her. We both literally... He ghosted her. We both literally said the same thing in a different way. It was so great. She called the Ghostbusters and he ghost busted out of there. Oh, my God.

[00:39:26] Way too many innuendos there. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Okay. Anyways. Yes. Amanda said the relationship finally ended after the ritual. She reported that Jack was gone after and that her health improved dramatically. I'm sorry. That's it about Amanda and Jack, quote unquote, Sparrow. Okay, Amanda. All right, Amanda. You know what? I'm dating the real Jack Sparrow. You just... You don't get it. Yeah.

[00:39:55] She doesn't get it. Yes. Nice. Good for you, Amanda. Yep. I wonder what she's up to today. I don't know. Let's try and find her. We should. She's a message. Maybe we can find her Facebook and see what her relationship status is. Yeah. That'd be great. Okay. All right. Noted. Yeah, noted. Write it down. Yep. Ready for story number two? Yeah. All right. Take a little sip. I have a little ghost baby peep in my drink too now. Oh, let's see you. Let's see you, little baby. Aw. Oh. Oh.

[00:40:25] Can you see it? Oh, yeah. Yours is... Cute. Yours is shaped more like a ghost than mine was. Yes. Mine was more like a little... Eat them. Eat your baby. Eat your baby. Eat your baby. All babies are beautiful. And yummy. Here we go. Yeah, that one's delicious. All right. I'm not. Did you see me dig it out with my fingers? Yes. Out of the cup? I just dug my baby out of the cup and ate it. This was... No. No. No. No. Ready for story number two? Yes.

[00:40:56] All right. Remind my notes. There we go. Sorry number two. Amethyst Realm, the woman who gave up men for ghosts. I love how we're not shocked. We're just like... Yeah, we're just like, okay. Yeah, that sounds... Okay. Yes. All right. Ready? I'm gonna go. Okay. Yes. Our last story is about Amanda Teague, who married a pirate ghost. This is about Amethyst Realm.

[00:41:25] She went even further, claiming relationships with more than 20 ghosts. Ooh. They ran a train. Oh, God. She went on the ghost train. She went on the ghost train. Oh, boy. Okay. Interesting. She became famous after appearing on This Morning TV show to discuss why she had given up on living men. Uh-huh. Her ghostly love life reportedly began around age 18. Yeah.

[00:41:52] After she moved into a new house with her fiancé and sensed a presence. Mm-hmm. She claimed the relationship became romantic, and her fiancé eventually caught her in bed with what he thought was another man. Except, according to Amethyst, it was a ghost. Okay. So he walked into the bedroom, and she was doing whatever on the bed with what looked like nobody. Oh, I see.

[00:42:16] So she was, like, essentially having sex with nobody on the bed. It just looked like she was having sex with somebody, but it was a ghost, apparently. Okay. So her fiancé walked in on this. Yes. Um, so the relationship ended. Uh-huh. Can you imagine that conversation? Like, no, honey. No, it wasn't. It wasn't. It was just a, you know, somebody from the afterlife. He thought he walked in and the dude, like, hid under the bed or something.

[00:42:46] Or, like, jumped out the window. Or, you know, like, he thought somebody was cheating, like, right there and hid in the bedroom. In the closet or wherever. No. Yeah. No, honey. It was just a ghost. Huh. So the relationship ended. Don't blame him. Still cheating is cheating. Yeah. Right? And she claimed to have continued dating spirits. Yeah. She described feeling pressure, breath, and touching despite having no visible partner. Yeah.

[00:43:16] Naturally, people had questions. Uh-huh. Um, let's see. I mean, I have questions. Yeah. Let's see if we can get some answers here. Yeah. In 2018, Amethyst said she met the one while walking in the Australian bush. She described him as ancient, wise, and kind. When she returned to England, she claimed he fouled her onto the airplane and came with her. Mm.

[00:43:42] And together, on the plane, they joined the Mile High Club. Yeah. Um. I know somebody who's done that. Really? I. Eva! I'm not admitting anything. I don't know what I'm talking about. I cannot imagine. I cannot. It's too small of a bathroom. Okay. Well. All right. Cheers to that. So. All right. Let's move on. She went.

[00:44:12] She said she wanted to marry him and even have a baby with him. A baby ghost. A baby ghost. Oh, it's just a baby. Yeah. She called him Ray. Ray of sunshine. Right. Oh, Mike. After a friend. She called him Ray after a friend photographed a strange ray of light near her. Okay. Amethyst researched phantom pregnancies and wondered whether a spirit could somehow father a child. Phantom pregnancy.

[00:44:41] To be clear, there is no medical evidence that ghosts can cause pregnancies or that phantom pregnancies involve ghost babies. I should not have to clarify that. But anyways. I know. Well. By late. Here we are. Right. We are living in strange times. So by late 2018, Amethyst said Ray had proposed at Wookie Hole Caves. Wookiees. In a summer set. Yeah. So they're wooks? I don't know. I would not. Were they listening to different stuff? Surprise me. Right? Oh, God.

[00:45:10] She claimed he asked, will you marry me? Allowed for the first time. Oh. There is no kneeling, of course. He doesn't have knees. And I'm not joking here. These are all serious notes that came up in her story. Okay. Yes. They're so serious. He doesn't have knees. Again, with the hand fasting. She wanted a hand fasting or soul binding ceremony. Okay. Though I'm still unsure how you hold hands.

[00:45:40] Why is this the thing with the ghosts? You can't. Guap guap. Okay. Oh, God. But the wedding never happened. Amethyst later said Ray had begun coming home with other spirits and acting drunk. He was going to the phantom pub. I don't know. And meeting women. Bringing them phantom. Yeah. Taking them phantom women. Yep. In the phantom pub. He was cheating on her. All right. Oh, my. So, the relationship ended. Uh-huh. Okay. And by 2020, she described herself as happily single.

[00:46:11] Uh-huh. So, after more than 20 ghost lovers, an Australian romance, a plane encounter, a proposal, and plans for a ghost baby, Ray was out of the picture. Wow. And Amethyst was back on the market, sort of, looking for someone kind, loyal, and preferably real. Oh, my gosh. Yes. I mean, like, oh, my God. That's the story of Amethyst's realm, the woman who claims she gave up men for ghosts,

[00:46:40] stated more than 20 spirits, planned to marry one, and even tried to have a ghost baby. Okay. Um, yeah. In the end, the relationship failed, because according to her, even a ghost can have commitment issues. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah. This is so funny. I feel- have you ever seen that show, Mystery Science Theater 3000 or whatever? Yes. Yeah. This is- listening to your story, I feel like I'm, like, the person sitting in the audience, like, throwing in a little random joke here or there. God. Yeah. No, I love it. I love it, too.

[00:47:09] Yes. I like the story reading. I do, too. I'm enjoying this. Okay. I told you, I'd be doing a lot of talking today. Yeah. Talk at me sexier. Oh, I just giggle. Sorry. Maybe- Unless you're into that. I mean, like, giggles are cute. You're, like, really pretty. You're, like, really pretty, too. Aw. All right. Ready for the next story? Yes. Tell the story, sweetie.

[00:47:39] So, you know this person. Well, we all do. Anna Nicole Smith. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Her story. She was in her own house, and she described the spirit suddenly flying underneath her bedsheets when she was in bed. Yeah. So, she told this story during an interview. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. She was laughing. She loved the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. She wished it happened again. Yeah.

[00:48:04] Um, she said at first it was scary, but then she became comfortable with it the more it happened. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Um, and she didn't feel like the spirit had harmed her at all. Uh-huh. And this is a short story. That's pretty much it. Yeah. She mentioned it happened in an interview, and she wished it continued to happen. And, but it's Anna Nicole Smith. I don't know. She's got so many crazy stories. Yeah. I mean, that's just par for the course, I think, at this point. So. I wonder what she's up to these days, actually.

[00:48:33] Didn't she pass away? Oh, yeah. That's right. So, she is a ghost. Maybe. I do wonder what she's up to these days. You're not wrong. Uh, yeah. Maybe she. That was totally intentional. Maybe she met up with this ghost in the afterlife. Oh, and they're happily ever after. That's so cute. Oh, Anna. Good for you. Anna, if you're listening, if you could drop us a line. Yeah. We'd love to know. We wish you well.

[00:49:02] We hope you and your ghost are not together in the afterlife and happy. Yes. That would. Oh, my gosh. All right. Next up is another celebrity. Mm-hmm. Do you want to guess who? No. Okay. There's a lot. I know. I was like, where do we go? Who do you want to point out to be crazy? I'm going to guess Nicolas Cage. No. Nope. Okay. That's it. Keisha. Keisha. Keisha. Keisha. Why can I never pronounce her name right? Keisha. Okay. Yes. Well, I knew what you meant.

[00:49:32] Yeah. Okay. So she is actually really into ghost hunting. Really? Yes. That's interesting. She actually has a ghost hunting show called Conjuring Keisha. Keisha? Conjuring Keisha. Keisha. Conjuring Keisha. Yeah. So... But like, she's already alive. How do you do that? It's ghost hunting.

[00:50:01] Oh. So she is... She's like... She's hunting. Yeah. Describing herself as conjuring people. She is bringing the... All the equipment, the ghost hunting equipment... I see. Okay. Okay. It's like Zach Bagans in Ghost Hunters. Yes. So she brings on celebrity guests. Yeah. It's on... If you want to watch it, it's on Tubi, the Roku channel, Plex, Discovery Plus, Sling TV. All that. I did watch an episode.

[00:50:32] Okay. For science. For science, of course. Uh-huh. And I watched the episode where she had Big Frida on it. Do you know who Big Frida is? No. Eve! Eve! I feel like I should. And I had this before, but I forgot. They're so good. Three things in my brain. I have to let go of some things. Just a little bit. Big Frida. Danny and I have seen Big Frida twice live in Minneapolis. Okay. There's a lot of booty shaking. There's a lot of twerking. Yeah. Oh, my God. They're amazing. Anyways. So there... Oh, wait.

[00:51:01] Now I know who this is. Yeah. Got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kesha? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kesha. Kesha. Kesha. Kesha's friends with Big Frida. Okay. Anyways. And they went ghost hunting together. I'm already imagining this. Yeah. This is great. So I thought... I don't know why I thought this show would be funny. It wasn't? No. Aw, boo. She's totally serious about it, which I respect her for that. For some reason, I turned it on thinking it was going to be funny. But no, it was good. She was into it. She does a good job. She does a great job. Yeah.

[00:51:30] It wasn't like so serious that it was funny. You know how it gets so serious that it's funny? No. She did great. I think there's multiple episodes. Yeah. She did like a whole season or two, I think. Yeah. It's still on TV to watch. An example of that is like that Skinwalker Ranch. Nothing ever happens on that show, but it's so serious. And I just laugh all the time. It's like, literally, they're like... Skinwalker Ranch? Just look it up. Watch it. Oh, God. Nothing ever happens. All right. But they're so serious about it. Skinwalker Ranch. Yeah. Okay. Oh, boy.

[00:52:00] Actually, yeah. This is probably along this line. So, anyways, yes. Back to Big Frida. Back to Kesha. Yeah. So, for years, there is a rumor circulating that she had actually slept with a ghost. Which she originally joked about during... Oh, Kesha. That's a girl. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yes. Which she originally joked about during a 2012 interview with Ryan Seacrest on KISFM and later mentioned on the Coded O'Brien show.

[00:52:30] Okay. She officially clarified and corrected the story during a 2022 appearance on E! News Daily Pop while promoting her paranormal show that it was just a silly little hotel mix-up with the ghost. What? Oh, yes. Yes. No. I didn't sleep with the ghost. It was just a hotel mix-up. I'll tell you. We accidentally got each other's rooms. We have it a couple times. That's totally fine. We have a couple times. The ghost was in the wrong room. Didn't know what they were doing. They checked out. It's fine.

[00:52:59] Here's what she said. Oh, my God. First of all, she starts the story by saying she went to the bone zone with a ghost. The bone zone. It happened two different times with her. Okay. First time was in her own home. Uh-huh. She said a ghost kept caressing her and that it wasn't sex, but just a sexy time. Okay. And the second time it happened, the location... She explained that the encounter happened when she was 19 years old at Miss Molly's Hotel,

[00:53:26] a famously haunted historic building and former brothel located in Fort Worth, Texas. The romance, she admittedly said, was heavily embellished. The original story... Oh, wait. I'm sorry. She clarified that she was in bed with her boyfriend at the time when she felt a very gentle, soft, and sensual touch down her body. Ooh. When she woke up... When she woke up... It kind of happened when she was asleep, yeah, but she was also in bed with her boyfriend.

[00:53:56] Uh-huh. But her boyfriend claims it was not him. But when she woke up, she saw the apparition of a woman standing at the end of her bed, and she wasn't scared, and described it as a peaceful, unexplainable energy. Uh-huh. She later found out from the hotel owners that the spirit was likely one of the sex workers who used to work there when it was a brothel. Oh, okay. Those are the stories I got. Interesting. Yeah. That brings up a good question, actually. Just random thought from yesterday.

[00:54:25] Un-ghost related, but Mike and I were messaging with somebody yesterday, and the question came up. Were you using an Ouija board? Was it a ghost? No. It was totally good. No. The question was, what's the Eiffel Tower equivalent of two girls and a guy? As soon as you said Eiffel Tower Eve, I knew where this was going. Yes. Say that again. What's the equivalent? But what's the equivalent of an Eiffel Tower for two girls and a guy? You know?

[00:54:55] It's the same thing. Yeah, but maybe not. That's... All I could think of was pegging. You can also do an Eiffel Tower with two girls and a guy. It's an Eiffel Peg. An Eiffel Peg. I mean, you can... Peg your way to the top of the tower. All right. You can certainly do that, but you know, yeah, peg your way to the top of the tower. Oh, I like that idea. I mean, I don't know. Anyways. My mind's going to the other positions. Other positions, I know.

[00:55:25] That's what I was thinking of, too. I was like, what are we doing here? So no strap-on involved. Is that what you're saying? I don't know. Maybe, maybe not. Who knows? Let's say there's not. Okay. Let's have our... One guy, no strap-on involved. Listen, write us in your ideas. You can easily... I mean, it'd be a little lopsided off of Eiffel Tower, but... Yeah. Like this. He could eat her out while the other girl on the other end is eating him out from behind.

[00:55:54] That's kind of a lopsided... Is that like a... Eiffel Tower. It's a leaning tower of Pisa. It's like the letter N. Yeah, it's a leaning tower of Pisa. Yes. The London Bridge has fallen down. The London Bridge. The London Bridge is falling down. It's a London Bridge. Cheerio. Bit pot. Oh, boy. Okay. Hello, Gavna. We're going to do a London Tower today. Let's... We should go over sex positions. Yeah. Let's go. All right. Not now. Tale for another day. Yeah. Okay.

[00:56:24] Yes, yes. That's... A tale for a different day. Well, we'll go on that adventure on vacation. And we'll visit the London Bridge and the Eiffel Tower. Yeah, I'm going to tell you how it is. We'll get back to you. Okay. Medium pop culture. Yeah. Let's see. For movies, there was only one movie I could find where... Well, there's a few actually.

[00:56:51] Well, there's one ghost that's like the epitome of this situation. Casper the Friendly Ghost? That is one! That is definitely one. It is a human that falls in love with a ghost. Yes, it is. I did watch it last night. Aw, cute. It was just on in the background. I was doing stuff. Okay. Anyways, what's the next movie? The next movie is like the famous 1990 movie, The Ghost, right? With Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore and Whoopi Goldberg.

[00:57:20] So when you told me about this when you first got here today, you're like, you know, the pottery scene. And I've seen the famous pottery scene so many times. But then I realized I'd never seen the movie. So we pulled out the trailer. Yeah. And I saw it in the trailer from 1990. And I'm like, I was three years old. I know. I was not. I was not. But I still need to watch it. You do. I am going to watch it. It's a classic. Okay.

[00:57:47] You know, so Whoopi, speaking of mediums, Whoopi Goldberg plays the medium. And there's at one point when Patrick Swayze possesses her and then they have sex. Demi Moore. Now, it's not Demi Moore having sex with Whoopi Goldberg. It shows it as Patrick Swayze. But it's a pretty sexy scene. Yeah. The whole movie is basically what we're talking about today. Love it. I'm going to watch it. Yeah. So it's a really sad, heartwarming movie.

[00:58:17] But it's got some really hilarious moments. The trailer looked really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Another movie came across Just Like Heaven. Yes. Just Like Heaven. With Reese Witherspoon. Uh-huh. Have you seen this? Yeah, I've seen that one. Okay. I have not seen. I saw the trailer. I watched a little bit of it. I'm blanking on exactly the, but yeah, it's like. Where, like, she's in his apartment or he's in her apartment as a ghost. Freaky. Something like that. Yeah. Mm-hmm. All right. TV shows.

[00:58:47] Yeah. American Horror Story. A murder house season. Yeah. So Violet Harmon and Tate Langdon. Mm-hmm. Violet, a living teenager, falls in love with Tate. Yeah. Unaware at first that he is actually the ghost of a mass shooting. Um. So, yeah. Mm-hmm. They fall in love and then she realizes that he's not alive. I've never seen a single episode of that show. I. Mostly because it says American Horror Story. Mm-hmm. And me and Mike don't like horror stuff. Okay.

[00:59:15] So I just am like, eh, I might accidentally watch something that freaks me out and have a nightmare. I think I've seen the first, like, four or five seasons. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Um, I think you'd like the Coven season. That one's all about witches. Oh, they probably like that. And they have a circus season, too. That one's good. Oh, okay. Got it. Uh, I haven't seen any of the new ones, though. There's like 13 seasons out now. Yeah. Yeah. But it's good. Well, I also killed when they, you know, Kim Kardashian's and I was like, nope, I'm done. Yeah. Yeah. I don't need that.

[00:59:46] Yeah. Once I started the whole, the season where about the cult and. Yeah. Yeah. It got all political and. Yeah. We're not going there. No. No. All right. Um, in the vampire diaries. Yeah. Um, Jeremy Gilbert and Anna. Mm-hmm. Let's see. Vicky. The Jeremy gains the ability to see the dead, leading him to romantically interact and kiss the ghostly spirits of his deceased ex-girlfriends. Mm-hmm.

[01:00:14] Anna and Vicky while currently dating a living girl. Ooh. I haven't seen this, but I did read about it, so. Mm. That makes me think of that show, The Umbrella Academy. I forget the character. He's the one that always constantly high on drugs, so he doesn't see ghosts all the time. Oh, I forgot about that. Totally remember. Just pop it in. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways. No, you're right. Yeah. Yeah. Um, video games. The Sims. The Sims. Would it be an episode if we didn't talk about The Sims? Yes.

[01:00:43] So just like the regular characters, you can have romantic encounters with The Sims and you have to build up your relationship with them just like the other characters. Yeah. And so they're the ghosts of characters that you let pass away. You have, they have a Sim, um... It's in Sims 4. A Sim tombstone in your own Sim backyard. Yeah. And then they become back as a ghost. Yeah.

[01:01:11] And you either start or continue your relationship with them. I didn't know this. I'm going to get back into Sims just for this because, dude, my kid and I would like forget about it. And they're like, let's just see if they're still alive and they're dead. Oh, God. Oh, my God. So logging in just to check on them. Yeah, they're just like, whoops. Well, they're all... Poof. They died. I've been watching still a lot of like people playing The Sims live. Yeah. Streaming stuff. Yeah. It's good. It is. It's hilarious.

[01:01:41] Oh, my God. No, I did. We were... Danny and I have been doing a lot of like mall walking to get our steps in and something to do throughout the day, you know? Mm-hmm. And we went to a gaming store this last time and they had like every single Sims expansion pack like for sale. Oh, really? They were cheap too. I was so tempted because I have a gaming laptop and so it has a CD-ROM slot in it. Yeah. And I was so tempted. And then I'm like, nope.

[01:02:08] Danny saw me looking at him too and he just kind of walked away like, Katie, don't do it. Don't do it. I was like, nope, not going to do it. No. I was like, I have too many hobbies right now. Call me next time and be like, should I do it? I'll be like, shut up. I know. Shut up, Danny. Shut up. I know. I told myself no. You'd be proud of me. Oh, nice. But I have too many hobbies right now. Oh, my gosh. Well, guess what? I decided earlier today that I was going to use my Sim costume tomorrow. You have one too? I do too. I'm a Sim burglar. Oh, cute.

[01:02:38] You have the green diamond. I have the green diamond. So when I was a Sim character for Halloween one year, I was a naked Sim. I did the whole, the cardboard. I painted a cardboard square with the little blurred squares. Maybe I'll do that. It's such an easy costume. Yeah. That's a great idea. A piece of cardboard. I already have the burglar one. You could be a naked burglar. Yeah. But no, a burglar would be cute too. Yeah. Yes. Naked burglar.

[01:03:08] I love having the Sims headband on hand. I know. As a costume. It can be anything. You literally just put your clothes on and put it on your head. That's done. Good to go. Yeah. Oh, man. I did see somebody online the other day be the Sims Grim Reaper for a costume. Oh. And they even had a tablet that they carried around with them because it says in the Sims he carries around a tablet, the Grim Reaper. I can't remember, actually. I didn't remember until I saw it. Yeah. Yeah. Ooh, that's a good one. Has he got a little Sim diamond? I don't remember. Yeah.

[01:03:38] Oh, wait. I'm not sure. Maybe it's black. Ooh. Ooh. I'll have to look it up. The goth. The goth Sim. Okay. I'm going to have to look into that. Yeah. I'm not going to be able to do it this year, but yeah. All right. Let's go. Well, speaking of Halloween, I think that's it. Yeah. That's that. That was good. That's a wrap. Yeah. All right. Yeah. So go like us on Patreon. We're on everywhere on social media. Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, what have you. Yep. Like us five stars.

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