Episode 44 • Superheroes • Capes, Kinks & Superpowered Fantasies

[00:00:01] This is Kinks and Cocktails, a podcast where we explore all things kink and all things drink. Kinks and Cocktails contains explicit content. Listener discretion is advised. Hi Eve! Hi Katie! Good to see you! It's really good to see you. All right. Yeah, I know you've been dealing with some stuff. We'll go over that. I know, it's been a minute. It has, but I'm happy to be back.

[00:00:28] I know. Every time I see you, it makes me so happy. Me too! It's you! Yes! Yeah, absolutely. 100%. So if you're new here, this is Kinks and Cocktails, a podcast where we discuss a different kink every episode. Please rate us five stars anywhere you listen to podcasts. Join us on Patreon. There's bonus episodes there. It's only a dollar a month per now. Right now. So get it while you can. Yeah, absolutely. Check us out at kinksandcocktails.com. And yeah, so let's catch up a bit here, shall we?

[00:00:57] Absolutely. So what's been going on with you? Oh boy, a lot. Yeah. Let's see. So I do want to preface this by saying Danny's okay. He's totally fine. He is okay. He did have to spend a few nights in the hospital a few weeks ago. This is very scary for all of us. Yeah. We went in for some stomach issues and we came to find out he has heart issues. Yeah. So he's okay. We've been doing some lifestyle changes, adjusting. It's been great. We've been feeling great, doing great, going all the time.

[00:01:27] Doctor appointments. But he's good. We just celebrated his birthday. So happy birthday, Danny. Yeah. Yeah. Which we're all happy about. Yeah. When I saw him first time after he got out of the hospital, of course, in quite the Eve way, I was like, hey, Danny, I'm glad you're not dead. Yes. I was like, God dang it. He's like, thanks.

[00:01:46] It's like, you know, I just, I cope with humor. It's what I do. Thank you for being such a good friend during all of us. Absolutely. Absolutely. It was really scary. Yeah. I mean, we, I love you guys so much and that would have been just some, yeah. So anyways, let's not talk about that anymore. Yeah. Before I start crying. Let's move right. All right. Moving on. Love you, Danny. Okay. Happy notes. Yeah. I got to see DJ Paula D perform in Minneapolis. Yes.

[00:02:10] I know, Eve, you don't care. Actually, actually, it would be interesting to see that since I'm a DJ. So. I'm an OG like Jersey Shore fan. I've been watching since day one. I've seen every single episode, every single spinoff season, every single thing. I mean, I got to see DJ Paula D and the Backstreet Boys, both on my bucket list in the same year. That's awesome. You know, he's, I think he's the only one that's really even doing anything with his life since that show.

[00:02:37] Um, no. Oh, yeah. We're not getting into it. They're all doing their own stuff. They're all doing their own thing. He's the most successful money. Okay. That makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah. So, uh, how have you been? You know, I've been pretty good. Uh, been very busy. As you know, my summer has been full of festivals. Yes. I've been DJing. I DJed in the last couple months, like six festivals and it's, you know, four of them were out of the States and three were international. You're just like, I'm like tired.

[00:03:05] Thanks. I know it's been pretty awesome. I love my Canada crew. If there's anybody out there from Canada listening. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out to my Canada folks. You guys are amazing. It's been such an honor to, to just connect with everybody in Canada this year. So you've been a busy bee. Yeah. I'm proud of you. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. I'm proud of you. Thank you. Look at us. All right. Clink. It's been a while. Yes, absolutely. All right. So should we move on to our, um, what we're talking about today? Let's go.

[00:03:36] Superheroes. Oh yeah. I mean, who doesn't have a superhero kink? Really? Come on. You're my superhero. Thank you. Cause you're like really pretty. You're like really pretty too. So do you want to say during COVID, um, Danny, Danny's super into superheroes and like Marvel and all that, that whole universe thing. The whole shemang. So during COVID, Danny made me watch every single Marvel movie.

[00:04:04] He's seen them already and he wanted me to see them all. And I agreed to it. And I was like, okay, yeah, we can watch like one or two a week, you know? Yeah. Nope. Did you just binge them? Not by my choice. You made me watch one every single night until I'd seen them all. Oh, amazing. Amazing. At the time there was like 23. And so it was like. Oh yeah. Well, you know. It was like the 23 days of Marvel or whatever. I swear. 23 and me. Yeah. I don't know.

[00:04:33] By the end of it, I was so over it. They're great movies. Don't get me wrong. Yeah. But. Yeah. Oh God. It's a lot of superhero action. It was. Does he read the comics too? I don't think so. No. Okay. Got it. Got it. Got it. So when I told him we were doing this episode, he got really excited. Yeah. Yeah. And so I turned the tables have turned. I asked him if he wanted to go see the Spider-Man movie with me in theaters for science for this. For science. And so we did. We did see it. He was excited. It was good. Yeah.

[00:05:03] Awesome. Well, I know we've got some fun facts and stuff too. Yes. You got some more. So you want to start with that or. Let's see. Well, let's just say too that Eve, you are much more into all this stuff than I am. Oh yeah. I had to do a lot of research. You did not. I know. I didn't do any. Yeah. I'm much more into it. I have read some comics. I might actually now hearing that he's not actually read comics. I might actually be more into superheroes and supervillains than he is. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So. We'll see.

[00:05:32] Fortunately, we're not talking in too in depth about the comics and the story today, which is nice. I don't have time for that. Nope. I don't either. We got some Labor Day birthday or not birthday barbecues to go to. Oh yeah. We got lots of stuff to do. Actually, there is a birthday in there for me. Oh, nice. Two of them actually. Yeah. Okay. All right. So let's move on to drink and snack pairing. Yeah. Let's do it. All right. So our drink today. I did have this Superman. It's a glass Superman cup. It is. From Frenchman's.

[00:06:01] I added it to it. It's not from Frenchman's. The glasses. Yeah. But I attached this. How would you describe this? It's a little cup accessory. Yes. Exactly. It's a little cape. Yeah. It's a cape and it's right around there. Right around the rim there. Yeah. So it's just like hanging off. It's just kind of like almost like one of those rubber band looking bracelet things that you put on. Yeah. So it's so this cape was originally attached to a Batman cup. Yep. And I don't have that anymore.

[00:06:30] But that this whole thing was Danny's first gift to me ever. What? No way. The very first gift to you was a cape for your cup. Yes. That is so cool. I mean. I don't remember why. I think just because like they were new at the time on Amazon. I was like, oh, these are cool. Oh, my God. The next time I saw him, he had it for me. I want a cape for my cup. Aw. That's so cool. You know, it probably costs like two bucks. Yeah. But it's like that's so thoughtful and so funny.

[00:07:00] I've had it for 15 years. We've been together 15 years. Wow. Yeah. Still have it. So we're going to use this cup and some butt plug ice cubes and call it a day. As we do. Actually. As is tradition. Right. Yeah. Danny's a whiskey collector. Yeah. So we are also going to drink some whiskey here because we figured Bruce Wayne would totally drink whiskey. 100%. And I think because we're doing superheroes, he's probably like, yeah, drink that expensive stuff. You sound like him.

[00:07:30] Eve. I am the Batman. Oh my goodness. Wow. Yeah. Before. While you're pouring those drinks, I'll fill them in. Yeah. Before we get started and we're just testing and everything. This whiskey bottle has an eagle on it. Oh yeah. I had a, I had a different voice for every character. Yeah. Writing down the order that we're going to talk about them in. And she was getting quite happy with me. My, I was, I had no speech. My jaw was dropped. I'm super excited for everyone to hear it. Yes. All right. Pouring the whiskey here.

[00:07:59] Thank you, Danny, for the whiskey. Oh, that smells nice. He has a lot of expensive whiskey. Yeah, he does. Like, just give us the cheapest one because I don't care. And that one's probably not cheap. Yeah. Right. They're all expensive. Right. The cheapest one is, you know, top shelf. Yeah. All right. Well, so I, I, cheers. Cheers. And I did learn the correct way. You're supposed to sniff one in each nostril. That's why you go like this. Yep. And then, yep. And then you, mm, yeah. Swirl it. See the legs. See the legs.

[00:08:29] Okay. All right. Let's try it. Mm. Oh, that's very, very good. That is smooth. It is smooth. Very smooth. It's, it's whiskey. It is. All right. If you're not into whiskey, I'm sorry. For me, whiskey is like one and done. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's not like a thing where you're, I'm not taking shots of whiskey. No. We're not 21 anymore. God, no. Absolutely not. We did have somebody over last weekend who was fairly younger than us. Yeah.

[00:08:57] And we did bring him to our friend's house who has a very extensive whiskey collection. And he wasn't, he was not, he didn't know that whiskey etiquette. Right. He wasn't cultured yet. Yeah. Yeah. And so we all were doing, like, we're doing the little, what are these called? Dramps? Dramps? I don't know. I don't remember. I don't remember. But like the little whiskey glasses. And so we handed him his. Yeah. We're all, you know, doing the same one. Yeah. And he just shoots it. And we're like, what are you doing?

[00:09:27] And he's like, oh, God. Oh, God. Yeah. That was horrible. We're like, you're not supposed to do that. Yeah. Most expensive whiskeys are for sipping, my love. It was probably like a hundred dollar shot. Yeah. Oh, Lord. Oh, no. Yeah. So he learns lessons. Yeah. Nice. Well, when in. Gosh. When in Whiskey Rome. Yeah. All right. Snack pairing. Yeah. So first thing that came to mind for me, at least, was like, superheroes, they're all eating healthy food, right? Yeah. No. No. They are not.

[00:09:57] They're absolutely not. I didn't learn this until last night. They just look ripped. Yeah. I didn't learn this until last night. And so I was like, all right, our snack pairing is going to be junk. So we got Hostess cupcakes. We got Little Bite Muffins. We got fruit snacks. Yeah. It's all junk. I just, like, raided my kid's snack drawer in my munchies bin. And yep. So there we go. It's like that scene in one of the, I think it's, I can't remember which one, but where Thor is just sitting in there drinking beer.

[00:10:26] And he's all overweight. Actually, that might be an end game, but. And he's just eating junk. God. Yeah. One of them really likes chimichangas. And then there's another one who eats cheeseburgers with a knife and a fork. I read too. Well, that's a bit much. But yeah. Well, so comfort food, junk food, here we are. Yeah. Which makes sense because as a superhero. They need the carbs and the sugar. Yeah. Absolutely. They're probably so stressed. Yeah. They do. Who wants to meal prep when you're stressed out? Right.

[00:10:56] And they're ripped enough as it is just from everything that they do. Right. Exactly. Can you imagine if they did eat right? Jesus. I don't know. They'd probably wither away. All right. Funfetti? Yeah. All right. So let's see. I'm going to ask you real quick. Yeah. If you were to do this sort of play. By the way, everyone, we're not discussing this sort of play like in the bedroom. Yeah. Like for this entire episode. For Funfetti, we are personally just real quick.

[00:11:23] But for the rest of the episode, we're just going to say, talk about what it would be like to have sex. Yeah. With each of these superheroes. We're going to go over each one. Hot. End of show. Yep. But for Funfetti, would you role play and dress up for your partner as a superhero? Or have them dress up as one? Fun fact. We've done that. Yes. So there's your answer. Can I ask who or which one? You don't have to share if you don't want to. It wasn't. You know what?

[00:11:52] It wasn't a superhero, but we've done role playing like that. And I'll just say fox hunting came into play. All right. You know. Nice. I love it. Is a hunter I'm a fox? Okay. All you need to know? Use your imagination? Oh, I'm using it. All right. Let's see. I never have it. Danny does have the hots for Wonder Woman. You could do Wonder Woman. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe we do that for Halloween this year. Well, so another one.

[00:12:21] Not really a superhero, but kind of. Well, I don't know. He loves Velma from Scooby-Doo. Velma Dinkley. And she is on my Halloween costume list for this year just for him. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. So I always have like five costumes every year. So. Nice. So I'll be Wonder Woman. You be Velma. Oh, he's going to freak out. Yeah, he'll freak out. Exactly. Like, ha, ha, ha, ha. And then just kiss. Oh, God. He'll be like, oh, my God. I don't know what to do. Wonder Woman.

[00:12:49] He's going to hear this playback and be like, what the fuck are you guys doing? If he listened this far. We'll see. Yeah, we'll see. All right. All right. Next stuff on Fetty. Superhero dating sites is a thing. Yeah. SuperheroPassions.com. Ooh. So it's a dating site for comic book fans to find love. And yes, I signed up for it for science. For science. My username is SuperKinks. SuperKinks. I love that. So the first thing you want you to do is upload a profile picture, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:13:18] So this website is for like comic book fans, whatever. Okay. So I asked Ahai to make me a superhero profile picture. Do you want to see? Yes, I do. Oh, my God. That's amazing. I got one. Oh, my God. That's great. Guess what? I got you one, too. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Are you ready to see yours? Yes, I'm so ready for this. Oh, my God. That is so awesome. We look so hot as superheroes.

[00:13:45] So like AI just automatically did us as like kinks and cocktails superheroes. And we're wearing capes. We're wearing like black leather catsuits. And it says like K and C everywhere. You have handcuffs all over your belt. You even have a flask on your thigh. It says kink juice on it. We'll post these to social media. So like we don't like to usually do AI stuff, but I think that that's a good use of it right there. It's a total joke. And it's so hilarious.

[00:14:15] It was perfect. Yeah. I mean, like, sorry if that offends anybody, but that was that's funny. Oh, I love AI. I don't even care. So we'll post these to social media. Go follow us everywhere. Kingston Cocktails, Instagram, TikTok, wherever you want to. So I uploaded that one. Um, so back to the superhero dating site adventures. I waited a week to see if I got any hits and they deleted my profile. No. I don't know why. What?

[00:14:45] I was so excited to see more. I wonder if it's because the picture was AI. Maybe. Maybe. Because you're not a real person. Yeah. I mean, it's a real picture of you. Or is promoting the podcast. I don't know. Oh, could be. Oh, that's a bummer. I know. I was so excited to see what hits I got. But anyways. Ah, bummer. Yeah. We'll have to do some research on that. Maybe we'll take some real pictures and get real. I'm creative with that. I can make us some costumes. When we dress up. Yes. Then we can. There we go. Yeah. All right. Absolutely. So we'll circle back to that later. All right.

[00:15:15] So let's move on. Do do do do do. I. Yeah. Other fun facts, man. I'm waiting here. I'm just like at that one. I think. Yeah. So I'm like. I'm like. I think we can actually do the actual. We're ready to start. Yeah. OK. Sounds good. So. And yes, everyone. We will get to the Hulk. Don't worry. It's just. Yeah. I know. Everybody's got to know. Oh, yeah. Everybody has the same thing on their mind. We know. We'll get there. Stay tuned. Stay tuned.

[00:15:44] So after each superhero that we discuss, I do think at the end we should. Or after each one, we'll say like. So smash or pass. Oh, that's a great idea. Yeah. Hulk smash. Hulk smash. Smash. Well, I think that one goes without saying. Smash or pass. I mean. Yeah. That's OK. Good. So we did. We're doing 10 superheroes. We did a combo of men and women. Should we get started? Yeah. Let's go. All right. First one up. Spider-Man. Good old Peter Benjamin Parker. Yeah. Peter Parker.

[00:16:14] Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Does whatever a spider can. Oh, man. I have a funny story about that, but I'm not going to digress. OK. I'll tell you later. So do you think when he gets horny, he says like, my Spidey sense is tingling. I mean, my Spidey sense tingles when it comes to my thing. But it also depends on which version of Spider-Man we're talking about. Oh, OK. You're right. There's so many. There's so many. And there's the multiverse, right? Yeah. You know, I'm not talking about Miles. It's in the newer movies or, you know, because he's a child.

[00:16:44] So... Or the one in Minneapolis that disappeared. But Spider-Noir? Oh, man. Let's go, buddy. There you go. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, I think you're right. Like, their Spidey sense might go off if you're like tingling yourself. Yeah. Right? I think totally would. Yeah. And so I think my biggest question is, is Spider-Man's semen the same substance as his webbing? I mean, that would be a damn shame for him if it was. Think about that. Right. I mean, that's one and done. And you're going to have a lot of problems. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:17:14] So, you know, if it is, what do you do? Use it for BDSM, of course. And also, different versions of Spider-Man. Like, some of them didn't actually shoot. They had to make it, like, in the lab. Oh, OK. So, some of them may not even have that. Like, you know, they were sticky and can climb walls and stuff. Yeah. But, so. So, there was a scene in one of the comic books I did see where he did web up Mary Jane to the wall.

[00:17:44] And there's something where they joked around a little bit. Like, and he's like, she's like, don't do anything. And he's like, or should I? Or something like that. Yeah. Well, she was all tied up, webbed up. Yeah. Yeah. But then, isn't there also the whole thing where his semen was radioactive and it unaligned to Mary Jane because his body fluids were therefore radioactive? That's how she died of cancer? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. She took too many loads. Took too many loads. Of his radioactive.

[00:18:14] Oh, that's rough. So, maybe, you know, you just gotta finger bang it out, I guess. I don't know. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Uh. That's unfortunate. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'd probably risk it once. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. Yeah. I mean, you know, and, like, think about this. He's hanging from the ceiling. He's got all this stuff he can do. There's probably a lot of different positions you could do it in. Oh, totally. Toys all day. A hundred percent. Oh, yeah. Actually, now I'm getting kind of excited about that. A lot of webbing shibari just. Oh, yeah. Think about that.

[00:18:44] Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Sounds like there's probably, like, a lot of threesomes going on, probably, too. Oh, for sure. Yep. Makes sense. It's gotta, yeah, that's, I mean, yeah, you can be creative. Yeah. So, smash or pass? I'd smash. I'd smash. I'd smash. Just the webbing part alone would be fun to. Yeah. Yeah. You could get really creative with that. Oh, man. Okay, anyways, moving on. Next one. Batman. Batman.

[00:19:11] So, speaking of toys, this bitch probably has so many toys. Oh, yeah. Because he's got all the tech. And he's wealthy. Oh, my God. Yes. Smash all day. We don't even need to get to that point. Like, Batman. Go ahead. Do the voice. I am the Batman. Yes. I would probably have him do that. It's sexy, right? It is sexy. 100%.

[00:19:38] So, now, Batman has a lot of different cars and vehicles and things. Yeah, and he lives in a cool fucking house. I know. But, like, there's a lot of places where you could probably do it. Oh, for sure. Uh-huh. Just himself reminds me of the type of guy who'd, like, tell you, get all dolled up, baby. We're going to go somewhere special. Like, doesn't he? Oh, yeah. Totally. And it'd be like, I feel like it might be, like, Fifty Shades of Grey kind of stuff. Probably. Yeah. No, we're not saying Fifty Shades is a romance.

[00:20:08] No, no, no, no. We know. Like, I'm thinking, like, more toys. We know. Lots of things like that. Right. You know, you've got different options. Yes. 100%. And he would be all fancy about it. Yeah, exactly. Mm-hmm. Do you think that he would make his own toys? Oh, 100%. Like you said, all the tech and he's got the money for it. Yeah. His Batcave is filled with, I'm sure, lots of fun. He could just buy the smitten kitten and, let's say, and be like, hey, go nuts. This is yours now.

[00:20:38] He probably has his own smitten kitten in his Batcave. Exactly. Oh, my gosh. You know, he was kind of a loner, though. Yeah. Yeah. You know? I think we know why. Because, yeah. Well, yeah, we know why. It's usually those guys. Yeah. I mean, you know, his parents were killed when he was young, et cetera, et cetera. He wants to find him, whatever. Yeah. So it might be that he's just like, hey, he gets one chance. What do you want to do? Yeah. So. Smash or pass? Oh, smash. Smash. Definitely smash. Smash.

[00:21:06] I would try to convince him to do it more, even though he's a loner. Do what more? Like, hang out with me more. Oh, right. Like, outside of the Batcave. Oh, yeah. Like, let's go. Can we go out tonight, honey? Yeah. Come on, please. Yeah. All right, next up. So we kind of combine these two, Ant-Man and Termite. Yeah. Termite from the boys. Mm-hmm. This one's interesting. You know what I want to talk about. I know what you want. I know exactly what you want to talk about.

[00:21:33] So if you have seen the boys, you probably, your mind probably goes right to this scene where the guy is small and he's inside. Well, explain what it is. It's a party. Oh, yeah. The start at the beginning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a party. It's called Herogasm. Herogasm. Yeah. And it's a big, giant sex party. For heroes. For superheroes. Superheroes, yeah. And they all get together and it's exactly what you think it is. Yeah. There's like a hundred superheroes partying in this giant mansion. Uh-huh. And there's like, it's just like a swinger party lifestyle.

[00:22:03] They're all just having sex. Yeah. And they're only using all of their superpowers during sex. Uh-huh. So yeah, go ahead. Yeah. So in this particular scene in this episode, there is a character that has a similar power to Ant-Man and can shrink. And he's inside of a dude's, you know, dingle dangle. Crawling around, tickling it and doing whatever and then has to sneeze. Well, use your imagination if you haven't seen it. But the guy ain't there anymore. He gone.

[00:22:31] He's no longer small when he sneezes. Yes. He, he, yes. He went out with a bang. He exactly went out with a bang. With the biggest sounding experience of his life. Yeah. It was, it was, and that's the start of that season. I'm like, what in the fuck? Season two. Yeah. It starts with that. If you have not seen this, that episode of it, just go watch it. The entire episode of that scene is wild. Watch at your own risk.

[00:23:01] It is wild. Yeah. So when I think about Ant-Man, I'm like, although. There's a warning before that episode. Yeah. They had to put a warning on it for things you wouldn't even imagine. Right. I'm not going to say it here, but. Like, God. So I don't know that I would want to, I want a small version of Ant-Man. Although. Yeah, smash your pass. Yes. Well, I think he can get big too. Oh. Yeah. Okay. You knew that. Yeah.

[00:23:30] His suit is actually what controls the size. So he can get really massive. So I'm like, hmm. I would try it. Smash. I don't, I don't know if I, I mean, it'd be more like curiosity. Yes. Maybe go inside of his thingy. No, I don't think I'd want to go inside his thingy. Yeah. I think. I'd want to be small and walk over his dick just as be for fun. Yes. Exactly. Just to like check it out. He can be small and go inside me and I'll see what that's like. You know. Yeah.

[00:23:59] I wouldn't risk that after seeing that episode. Oh, okay. I'd be like, absolutely not. No, we're not doing that. Well, maybe you can see on the outside. There's still special buttons on our own. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be fun too. Yeah. So I'd probably pass on the Ant-Man. I'm like. Okay. I don't know. Smash, but with caution. With smash. Yeah. It wouldn't be smashing more like curiosity. Yes. Right. Like, can I walk all over your giant body? Yes. Right. Yeah. All right. Next up, Superman. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

[00:24:28] Superman has so many powers. It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Superman. Yeah. X-ray vision. Yeah. So does that mean he can just see through like your clothes or the skeleton? I think he can see everything, yeah. Okay. So, I mean, it depends on like what movie you've seen or what comic you've read, but yeah. That could be fun. Yeah. Also, like, are we talking like old school Superman? I have no idea. Yeah. Because some, and there's also, you know, the Superman that gets drunk and ain't so fun.

[00:24:58] What? Yeah. Superman gets wasted and is kind of like a, like a, like a, he's a bit aggressive. We'll put it that way. And he's not a nice Superman. Like in the bedroom? No. Oh. Just in general. Like, he's like a drunk guy at the bar that's like, yeah. That kind of dude. That guy. Yeah. But overall, let's just assume we've got normal Superman. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, every version of Superman is pretty hot.

[00:25:25] I mean, I think this is one of them where, didn't they say like, you gotta be careful. It goes with every thrust. You could like get killed from him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So. There's a, I can't remember if it's Superman or if it, no, it's the Flash actually where they talk about that in one of the movies. Really? Yeah. And it's like, you have to control yourself or you kill your partner. Yeah. Yes. I think they, I did read that Wonder Woman can handle it. Yep. Wonder Woman can handle it. That is accurate. Yes. Other superheroes. So. And he can have a super speed finish. If he lets his guard down. Yeah. Nice.

[00:25:56] I'm done in the millisecond. Yeah. Done. Boop. I mean. Smash or pass? Oh, I'd smash for sure. For some reason I'm going to say pass. I'm just not. I'm into the Clark Kent. He's a good looker. Yeah. But the whole like, he's got a, he could just be done so quick. Like, I don't know. Doesn't mean he has to. True. It'd be a challenge. Yes. All right. Challenge yourself, Clark. You can do this. I believe in you. Get on your knees. Oh God.

[00:26:27] Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. So next is Iron Man. Yeah. I don't know much about Iron Man. Danny told me he's a playboy. Is that right? Very much a rich playboy. Yeah. Okay. Here's the thing though. Iron Man is not a superhero without all his tech. Right. He's just a normal man. And from what I understand, he knows where everything is. Oh yeah. He's suave. So then that means he knows where the clit is. Oh. Yeah. So you take all that away. He's just a normal dude. He's a normal dude. And I bet he's real good like Casanova.

[00:26:57] Yeah. So that's it. That's the end of that one. I'm like, yeah, let's go. There's nothing special. Smash. Let's go. Yeah. Regular dude. Good looking. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, why not? He's like Batman, but without all of the broody, annoying baggage. That way you can choose if you want him to have all the extra stuff or not. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Time and place. Yeah. So yeah, smash. All right. Smash as well. I seem to be smashing a lot of superheroes. Yeah. Curious. Very curious people here. Okay. Yeah.

[00:27:26] Aquaman. I don't know much about Aquaman besides he can breathe underwater. Yeah. Exactly. He's like a mermaid or merman basically, you know, without the tail. Which gives a lot of opportunities sex wise. So. Yeah. Yeah. And if it's, you know, the Jason Momoa version, I mean, come on. Yeah. But, you know, there's some versions of Aquaman that are not Jason Momoa. Is, uh, does Aquaman always have a suit on or no? Mm-mm. Not always. No. Okay. Mm-mm.

[00:27:57] At least not in the movies anyways. So he doesn't like live in the water? No. Okay. No, no, no. Yeah. He is on land part of the time. So he's, um, he's, uh, he's like, um, he'd be kind of like, um, Iron Man, like a Playboy like that. But like. But he's not rich. Uh-huh. So not that that matters. But he's more like a guy at the bar that's like super, like a biker. Okay. That's what I equated his attitude to in the movies. Yeah. All right. So if you remember. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Um, I would smash.

[00:28:27] Oh, yeah. Just for the pure fact of the underwater thing. Yeah. Jason Momoa, if you're hearing this, I'll give you my phone number. Just hit me up. I'm just kidding. Are these slide into Eve's DMs? Slide into my DMs. Kingswithcocktails.com. All right. Yeah. Yeah. But that's really just Jason Momoa. Aquaman though? If it was just Aquaman, I don't know. I'd probably pass. Danny, Mike, are you hearing this? These are all, uh, all passes. Superhero passes. Yeah. Yeah. Captain America. America.

[00:28:57] So from what my take is like, he's really old fashioned kind of guy. Yes. Gentleman. Yeah. Because he, he was from that time. It was a much older time period, you know. So he definitely likes missionary. Probably. You know, he's very, um, yeah, very traditional. Uh-huh. So, uh, in the movies he goes back in time and decides not to come back because he wants the woman that he was in love with then and decides to stay in the past. Aw. And it's very romantic. Yeah. You know, he's very much a gentleman. He's Captain America. Yeah.

[00:29:27] Right? The American boy. So, you know, I don't know what he would be doing in the bedroom other than like very traditional. Like, I did see so many posts on Reddit saying, uh, he would be a gentleman and use his shield as like in between the headboard and the wall as he's grusting into you. So he wouldn't ruin your wall. Oh, that's smart. And sweet. And sweet. Okay. Now, now that I've thought about this for a second. Uh-huh. This is what I would do.

[00:29:55] I would come in and be the Dommie mommy and be like, Captain America, get your fucking ass on your knees. Oh. Oh God. I'd be like, and he'd be like, yes, ma'am. But he's so sweet. I know. That's why. Oh boy. I mean, that makes sense, doesn't it? I guess. Sorry. I'm digging into the snacks here. Oh, I'm gonna eat that cupcake. I'm hungry. I haven't eaten yet today. Yeah. Think about it. Yeah. Like, yes. Bend over. But usually it's not the good boys that are into that. Usually it's the bad boys that are into that. I feel like, though. He's so nice that he would just do it.

[00:30:24] He would just do it. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Aw. Yeah, like, I'm your boss now. Who's the captain now, motherfucker? I'd be like, yes, ma'am. I had, oh God. I got into an argument the other day. Somebody called me ma'am. Well, a friend. It was a friend here. Yeah. He was like, yes, ma'am. I'm like, excuse me? And he's like, what? I'm like, I'm not a ma'am yet. Don't do that. I'll show you ma'am. Right. I should have. I was like, you can call me mommy, but you don't call me ma'am.

[00:30:55] I was like, I'm still a miss. I'm not that old yet. Yeah. Stop it. But we're at that age where sometimes we're ma'am, sometimes we're miss. Yeah, exactly. We're like, ugh. It just depends. It just depends. Yeah. So a smasher pass? You said smash, right? I mean, like, I would just show him his boss. Yeah. Whatever category that falls into, I'd be like, I'm the captain now. Yeah. I am the captain now. I love it. If I'm feeling sweet, then smash. Yeah.

[00:31:24] Or, you know, I could just talk to him and say, hey, what's up, Captain America? I love it. You want some of this? There it is. All right. I'll show you my shield. So, Mr. Fantastic. You didn't really want to go over this one, but I was like, no, we are. I know. Because I had one question. Yeah. So he's the dude that stretches. Yeah. Does his penis stretch as well? I mean, you have to assume since his entire body stretches that it does.

[00:31:54] Yeah. You know? That's all I had on him. That's it. So he's a one size fits all for everybody. Because he can adjust. But if it stretches, then does it thin out? I don't know. That's a very good question. Smash or pass? I'm going to pass. Me too. I don't really care. Same. I'm going to do that. Next one, though, is great. Deadpool. Yeah. Chef's kiss. All right. You start. I don't have many notes for this one. And I'm eating. Yeah.

[00:32:20] Well, so Deadpool basically rejuvenates from any injury, right? He doesn't die. Because that's what his superpower was. So that's not necessarily going to be a great thing in the bedroom. However, when I think about Deadpool, I think about Ryan Reynolds that played Deadpool. Okay. Yeah. And I think about the attitude that Deadpool has in the comics as well as in the movies. And that right there is what's sexy to me.

[00:32:50] He's confident. He doesn't care if people think he's gay or whatever. Doesn't care. So I'm like, mm, that's interesting. I'd go there. He's kind of like the cool skater punk guy who doesn't give a fuck. And exactly. Yeah. This just says whatever. It's cool doing it. Yeah. Yeah. Which is kind of, it's like the kind of attitude that I have walking around life. I'm like, I don't care. Yes. I was going to say whatever. Whatever you think about me, I don't care. He is cool. So I'm like, mm, I would, I would make him my husband or something. Yes. I can see it. You two together. Oh, yeah. Oh, that would be, this would be so magical.

[00:33:21] Definitely smash. Yeah. Definitely smash. Definitely. I mean, if we could talk about one of the movies or scenes. Which one? International Women's Day. Okay. Remember that in the movie? Did you see this one? I saw the movie. Like, I saw them all so quickly. I don't remember a lot of parts. I'm so sorry. Yeah. Well, it's okay. In the first movie. They're, there's his, they're, they're having sex for each holiday. And on International Women's Day, she does him. Okay.

[00:33:51] Get it, girl. Love it. So I'm like, that's, that's a confident man right there. Yeah. Love it. Just do it. Definitely smash. Yeah, definitely smash. Love that for him. Okay. Wolverine. All right. So my first note is the retractable claws. Yeah. Back scratches during sex. Yeah. There was a really big claws though. Yeah. I'm sure he knows how to be careful and gentle with them. Yeah. If you want it that way.

[00:34:19] Wolverine strikes me as someone who is very, very good in the bedroom and is willing to do anything. However, outside of that, he's got a major attitude problem. You know what I'm saying? Well, do you remember this from any of the movies or anything? He does. He has such a major attitude problem. He's got a lot of baggage going on. Really? Yeah. I don't remember this. Yeah. Part of it is he's just, he just, he has an anger problem. So I don't know if I'd smash. So, okay. I would let him show me who's boss though.

[00:34:48] There we go. There it is. Okay. Okay. Maybe just once. Maybe just once. Just for funsies. One note I had about Wolverine is he has a, he's like basically immortal, right? Yep. Basically. Yeah. So somebody read it said, so his sperm is immortal. So what that means is that you can have sex with Wolverine and you just have millions of his alive sperm inside of you. Forever. Or on you. Forever.

[00:35:18] Swimming around forever. Cause yeah, they can't die. So that means you can get pregnant at any time in your life by these alive sperm that millions of them that are inside of you at any point. Wow. Okay. That also means. Safety first. Put a collar on. Oh yeah. Cause that also means you can have back to back pregnancies the rest of your life by only having sex with them once. That's a hard pass. From that one load. Hard pass. Mm hmm. No thanks. There's millions of his alive sperm in you forever. They never die.

[00:35:47] So you could randomly just get pregnant two years later after having sex with them two years ago. And then you can get pregnant again five years later. Yeah. Without having sex with them again. So, you know, go get yourself fixed. Then you're good. Yep. Wow. I didn't think about that. I mean, I'm going to just pass. There's too many things going on there. Too much baggage. I'm just going to pass too. Yeah. If I had the option of having sex with any of these people and then Wolverine were on the list, I'm like, well, he's not at the top of the list. Yeah. So, in the past.

[00:36:15] That means you could have a lot of kiddos running around. Yeah. I'm not wanting that. I'm good. Thank you. All right. Moving on to Thor. Oh, he's so beautiful. The god of thunder. So beautiful. He'll make your thunder clap. Yeah. Fun fact. I did date a guy that's been a long time ago. He looked exactly like Thor. Really? He's been great. Yeah. Anyways, moving on. Well, my next note was... Oh, God. You know, because Thor also has that huge hammer.

[00:36:45] Oh, my God. Wow. Oh, God. Missed opportunity on my part. Fuck. Damn it. That's fine. I love you, Mike. So, smash your pass. I think we know the answer to that. Already done. Been done. Been done. The Flash.

[00:37:14] I don't have many notes about The Flash. So, you... Go ahead. So, Flash's superpowers, obviously, he can move very quickly. And it's not that he runs very quickly. It's actually he kind of controls time. Okay. So, that's why he's moving so quickly around everyone. So, the thing with The Flash, though, is he's got to eat a lot. He's constantly eating to keep up the calories because he's running and moving so quickly. Yeah. So, I honestly don't know if he'd ever have time to have sex.

[00:37:43] Oh, Jesus. So, if he did, it'd be... Yeah, he's got it constantly. He's got to eat, like, I think, 10,000 calories a day or something. Not even a one-minute man. A one-second man. Yeah. But that is where they talked about in the movie where you've got to control yourself. You're going to kill your people. Yeah. And interestingly enough, there is a character in The Boys that has the same superpower and runs right through a woman in the very first episode, I believe, of The Boys. Oh, my God. And destroys her. She's like, how? Like, she blows up because he runs through her by accident because he's trying to...

[00:38:13] Destroys her, not in a fun way. Not in a fun way. Yeah, exactly. So, The Flash... I think that's... Yeah, and he's very... Like, what's the point? He's kind of all over the place and just... Literally. Yeah. Yeah, he's literally, like... We know too many people like that. Yeah, exactly. I've got plenty of other people in my life, so I'd probably pass on that one. All right. Okay, now the creme de la creme. Or the coup de gras, I assume. Yes. That people have been asking about. What would you do with the Hulk?

[00:38:43] Hulk smash! Oh, my God. I'm sure you've given this some thought. So, the amount of porn for Hulk. Oh, my God. Yeah. There's so much porn online. Yeah. Oh, my God. What would you do? How would you... So, everybody is asking... Let's just go straight to the point. Yeah. Everybody's asking. Mm-mm-mm. Is dick size. Yeah.

[00:39:11] So, a lady named Sarah McCallum, who... She's like a... She wrote this book. She's a huge superhero fan. Uh-huh. I'm probably not doing her justice, but she's... I did listen to her podcast episode on this. Sex is Superheroes. She wrote books on it. Yeah. And just... Books about all sorts of superhero stuff. Yeah. Anyways. So, she did do the math. I love this. I have a tape measure here. Okay.

[00:39:41] So, all circumference. Oh, my God. Do you want to see how long? Give me this. I have a tape measure here. Put it around your thigh. All right. Hang on. 14 inches long is there to there. Yeah. That's too much. We'll show everybody... If you don't have a tape measure, we'll take pictures of this. Yeah. Let me take a picture of you right now. There you go. There's your 14 inches. Oh, my. You want this way or the other way? Or this way? Oh, yeah. That's even better. And then... Okay. 13 inches around for girth. So, that is...

[00:40:10] Oh, my gosh. 13, 12, 13 right there. Okay. Yeah. This is like as big around as your neck or something. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Let me get this right. It's like your whole face. Jeez. Yeah. You can peek right through. Yeah. Also, that's... That could like... That's around your neck. It does. It's the size of my neck. That's what I said. It's the size of your neck. It's the size of my neck. Oh, my God. So, there's no blowjobs happening there. I mean... Absolutely not.

[00:40:40] You can. It's just... No. You're not gonna fully be able to... You lick the tip. You can lick it. Like a lollipop. Yes. Yeah. That's about it. A green lollipop. That's not even fun. That's like... That's just... That's probably just foreplay for him. Just a little tease. I mean, like... Yeah. He's probably... I mean, obviously, he turns into the Hulk and he's back to himself most of the time. But like... He would absolutely destroy you. Absolutely destroy you. Yeah.

[00:41:09] 100%. Yeah. There's no way you would... You'd die. Yeah. You'd absolutely die. He'd split you in half. Literally. Like... That's bigger around than a horse cock. Yeah. Yeah. Much bigger. Yeah. Much bigger. I mean, that's like a... It's shorter, but it's probably like a whale. I don't know. I haven't looked and seen how big a whale is, but... We have not compared, but I'm sure... It's whale cock. Let's just say like this. Hulk and his whale cock. Just look at the Hulk porn online. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Wow. But isn't there a scene where he does wear heart monitor?

[00:41:40] Yeah. Where his girlfriend to like... Yep. For doing sex. Yep. So they can do it while he's on the... So he doesn't Hulk out on her and kill her. Yeah. When he's starting to get horny. Yeah. So... Smash or pass. I don't know. I'm not good. I mean, I'm not... As long as he was very safe about it. Smash out of curiosity. Yeah. The version of the Hulk that knows how to control the Hulk in the later Marvel movies. Right. Sure. Yes. He doesn't have to do anything with...

[00:42:10] I mean, but... You know. I'm so disturbed by this right now. But the chaotic Hulk who can't control it? No. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Not yet. I've had Death Wish. I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll... The reason why I'm getting... This is making me uncomfortable. Actually, not... It's not making me uncomfortable, but... It's making me think back to about 20 years ago when I was working for the Census Bureau of all places before I moved... Actually, this is more than 20 years ago. Anyways, this is forever ago.

[00:42:39] And there was a guy at work and we decided to go on a date and whatever. And then a few dates later, we're getting frisky. Uh-huh. And got to that point and I'm like, oh my. I was like, we are not having sex. No. I literally told him that. I was like, can I measure it? It was 13 inches long. And I was like... Dear Lord. Yeah. I mean, it was not that big around. Uh-huh. I was like, sorry, dude. I'm like, that's impressive. It's fun. But that's not going to happen. Right. No way. So... It's impressive, but like...

[00:43:08] And it doesn't even sound like a good time. No. No, no, no. Yeah. So I'm just like, man, I feel bad and... Mm-hmm. You know, for him at the same time, just like... I was so curious. I'm like, I have to know how big that is. Yeah. No, it is impressive for sure, but it's like... It's genetics. I don't even know if it's impressive. It's just... That's what he got. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if it's a blessing or not. Like... Yeah. You know, it's one of those things where... It's like, oh, that's cool. Congrats. But at the same time, it's like, what can I do with this?

[00:43:38] Not much. Right. Yeah, not much. It's like, it's not going to be that pleasurable for me. You wrap it around your neck. And yes, guys. Because it's 13 inches long. God. God. You could wear it as a necklace, baby. I think you said once an episode bigger does not mean better. No. It just is what it is, you know? Yeah. So... Anywho. All right. All right. So I was... Now we're going to get into all the women. Yeah. Yeah. So She-Hulk was first on my list. And then I was going to say, what if Hulk and She-Hulk hooked up?

[00:44:08] And then... But I didn't know this at the time. Then I found out they were cousins. So I'm like, never mind. Oh, no. They're cousins? I didn't know that either. I didn't know either. I think that's what I... Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, that's... Scratch that. So never mind. No. All right. If they did, it would be incest. Yeah. That's what if. So... Wonder Woman. Let's get on our list. Yeah. Wonder Woman. Yeah. So... Let's see. Oh, man. Wonder Woman is like my hero. Literally. Yeah. We've been talking a lot about her. Yeah.

[00:44:38] Wonder Woman is awesome. And so she's obviously... That's it. Segment done. Yeah. Segment done. Let's go find a Wonder Woman. Yeah. So she's got her lasso that makes you tell the truth. The lasso of truth. Exactly. She has like the ultimate cheat code with that. A hundred percent. You can't fake it with her. No. There's no faking it. She will know. So for me, when I think about Wonder Woman, I'm like, okay, let's do a threesome. Okay. Let's go do this because... Why?

[00:45:07] Let's see what these people are thinking. Let's find out that's true. I like the way you think. Okay. Yeah. Yes. So it's like... There's so many. The utility of the whip is quite good. Uh-huh. Yeah. I love this. Also Wonder Woman's hot. Yeah, she is. Yeah. So... She has super senses. Yeah. And the stamina. Yeah. The stamina. Yeah. She's just... She's a babe. Very flexible. She's just... Mm-hmm. Strong.

[00:45:36] She can throw you around. Smash. Totally smash. Totally smash. Smash. Absolutely. Mm-hmm. All right. Captain Marvel? Yeah. So Captain Marvel's awesome, too. So from what I gathered, she's much like myself, like an energy sponge. Yeah. I... I... I... It's very different... Lots of different sides to me. And I kind of act around the energy of whoever I'm with. Yep. So Eve, with you, I'm very hyper and very just like out there. Mm-hmm. If I'm with somebody who's chill, I'm super chill. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:46:05] So what would you do with her? Depends on how she's acting. Or would we just both act really weird because we're both... You both act really weird and wait for somebody else? Because we're both energy sponges. We would need a third. You're like, I need a third. We would need a third. Okay. So hear me out. We get Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel and all of the four of us together. That's the play right there. Oh, God. Okay, Danny. No. Right? That'd be so interesting. Yes.

[00:46:33] With the truth lasso and then the energy sponges and just... Oh, God. Okay. Oh, my gosh. I'm too too filed right now. It's like I was more excited to get to the women than the men. I know. Right? You too. Getting all giddy. Yeah. Talking about the women now. All right. So then let's add Black Widow to the mix. Let's do it. You know, this whole list sounds great. I want to go to that hero-gasm party now. Just with our own pickings. Yeah. Black Widow seems like she is kinky as fuck. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Absolutely.

[00:47:04] So she's got all the, you know, she's basically like a ninja. Yeah. You know? So, I mean, she's probably got skills upon skills. What do you think? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I wanted... You know, we should dress up in some of these this year for sure. We should. Maybe we should do multiple, multiple versions for Halloween. Yeah. That'd be fun. So, here's another interesting one. Harley Quinn. Oh, wait. Black Widow, smash your pass. Oh, yeah. That's right. Smash your pass. Definitely. I'm going to smash everyone on the list. I was just going to say. I don't even know.

[00:47:33] Yeah. Everyone on the list. Done. We need everybody on the female women's list smash. Yeah. Okay. Smash. Harley Quinn. Yeah. So, Harley Quinn's crazy. Yes. You know? Zero rules. Zero fear. Zero taboos. Yeah. Like, a 100% guaranteed experimental fun in the bedroom. 100%. She'll be like, so, do you want to experiment with lizards? And I'll be like, I don't know what that means. She'll be like, I've already got one. Ready? Yeah.

[00:48:01] I'm like, I don't know what that means, but yeah, sounds fun. You're crazy. Like, all of a sudden, she'd be in the bedroom and introduce, like, a loaded prop gun, a giant mallet, or like, a... Yeah. ...live hyenas, like, coming out of the closet. Like, ready? Yep. Yep. Are you ready? Here's your outfit. Let's go. Be like an actual knight of, like, a survival horror game in the bedroom. Totally. Totally. Exactly. But she's adorable and crazy and cute, and I love her. I know. Yes. Smash.

[00:48:30] She's my spirit animal, a little bit. Yes. Yeah. Love her. We all know a cute girl. It's a little mentally ill. You know. Oh, yeah. I mean, I think that all of our friends fall into that category. I can't really think of one that doesn't, actually, now that I'm thinking about it. Hmm. Well, if you're a cute girl out there and you're not mentally ill, write us a story. Yeah. Our next episode. Here's how our normal night would go. This is what normal people do.

[00:48:59] I'm like, oh, got it. Excellent. That'd be a great read. We have no idea. Yeah. I'll read it. I'll read it in my Vosultry voice. Oh, God. I don't know. So, last night, I was sitting down in front of the television. And next, I started reading a book. Whoa. And no, it wasn't a weird, it wasn't a weird book talk book with dark romance. No. Just a normal book. Then I went to bed at 1030. Oh, my goodness. After I had a cup of tea.

[00:49:28] Oh, I really splurged and I had one glass of wine. Oh, my God. Anyway, let's go on to the Scarlet Witch. That actually sounds really nice, actually. That actually does sound nice, actually. No hair, like, chaotic lives. We're like, that sounds great. For one night only. Slip into bed early with a glass of wine and go to sleep. Like, spooning over this. This sounds great. It's like that, like, female porn, except this is like porn for you. Like, ADHD. Yeah.

[00:49:57] For one night, you just chill. I didn't get distracted by anything. It was crazy. Oh, my God. It was such a dream. Oh, man. I even finished one task before I moved on to another. I'm so wet right now. Okay, anyways, let's go to Scarlet Witch. Oh, I need to stick to that. Okay. Cheers. Thank you. All right, Scarlet Witch. Oh, yeah.

[00:50:28] Sex magic. Yes. Right? She's magical. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And, you know, her magic is depicted as red in the movies. Yes. Which is very cool. I love red. Me too. And she's just mysterious. Yeah. You know? Any sort of witchy gal, I'm down for. Yeah. She does fall into, similar to Harley Quinn, she does have a dark side. Yeah.

[00:50:52] And she does have, you know, a bit of evil in her in some of the movies in the comics. Okay. But at her heart, she is a good girl. I don't know much about her, but I didn't need to do much digging to find out that I like her already. Yeah. Yeah. What did you like most? Just like sexy witch girl. Yeah. Done deal. Done deal. That's it. Exactly. Sexy witch girl. Doesn't take much in that area. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So she's, I mean, the things that you could do. She'd probably just sit on the other side of the room in a cup chair and be like.

[00:51:22] Yeah. Right. That'd be so much fun. Right. So everybody's all like, oh, I got the fancy, the panties with the remote. She would not need it. No. She's like, I am the remote. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Which is a good segue to Storm, actually. So Storm. Yeah. She causes, you know, changes to the weather. Her emotions affect the weather. Exactly. It's like a tornado, hurricane, a storm. Yeah. Come at me, girl. Mm-hmm.

[00:51:51] Give me a tornado in the bedroom. Yes. Tongue tornado. All right. Sorry. Okay. That's exactly what I was talking about. Yes. Tongue tornado. Tornado tongue. Uh-huh. Smash for sure. Smash for sure. Batgirl. Batgirl. So I don't know. I don't know much about Batgirl, actually. I don't either. Smash anyways. Yeah, smash. That's all you need to know. I have one left. Yes. Okay. Actually two left. Yeah. One of the two podcast heroes that we know. You and I, Eve. Oh. Smash or pass?

[00:52:22] Smash. Yeah. Multiple times all day. All right. I did add Jessica Jones to the list. Jessica Jones. Yes. So she's the one. Oh, yeah. That's right. She's an investigator, right? Okay. And she's really strong and that's her superpower. That's her main one. So she can kick ass, right? Yes. She reminds me a lot of myself. Okay. And the reason I added her last minute is because Mike and I have often had this discussion. Would you fuck yourself? Oh, my God. That is a good question. Yeah.

[00:52:50] So I'm like, Jessica Jones would basically be like, fuck you. I'm going to write this down in my notes because I do. Is she? What movie is she in? So she's not. There's a show and there's lots of comics. And so she, there's not a movie about her. But the show is excellent. Okay. I wrote it down. I'm going to see it. I'm going to watch. You'd like it. You'd really like it. I like you. So I like her. Oh, yeah. You'd love it. And it's less superhero-y than others just because she does have these superpowers,

[00:53:17] but it's less about that, more about her doing investigations and starting to help people and that sort of thing. And she's just a badass. Also, she dresses like me. Oh, what? Really? Yeah. And she's got long, dark hair. Oh, my God. It's like, it's like, I was like, oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm excited. Is it like that AI superhero picture that I? No. No. She just wears normal clothes. Okay. Like, like dark. It's like she's very gothy kind of like emo. I'm excited just for this. I'm going to watch it. You'll love it. I wrote it down in my notes. Yeah. This was fun. That was fun.

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