Happy Hour • Kink Confessions

[00:00:00] I'm really stomach-in. You did hear that rumbling amistomic Danny? Well, hi everyone, and guess I'm hungry. But welcome to Kinks and Cocktails. I podcast where we explore a different kink every episode. My name is Katie. Danny. Thank you, Danny. We're doing a bonus episode with me today.

[00:00:32] Well, you bet. I'm excited. Good. So to everyone tuning in, BONUS episodes are all about kink confessions from all of our listeners. If you want to write one in, you can do so at kinks and Cocktails at GMO.com. You'll remain on 100% anonymous.

[00:00:51] So yeah, how was your day today, Danny? I did spend the day with you Sunday, Monday. Yeah, how was it? It's great. It was great. It's my sheet day so I got to eat some ramen. You did. And 90 degree heat. It was so hot and sweaty yet.

[00:01:09] Shout out to Dave Funk by the way, in Minneapolis. That's up to guns. Yes. One time. How was the whole family? It is. It's a family friendly event. All ages outside Sunday, Monday, house music. So fun. The camera was there. Absolutely.

[00:01:26] I told her I was going to be recording a episode, and she was excited. It was so hot and sweaty out today, but thank you so much Nick and Karen, everybody who made the chill zone. The like they had fans with water, missing through it.

[00:01:42] It would help so much. Thank you. Oh my goodness. I didn't get into the chill zone because I was wearing new shoes and I didn't want to ruin it. I definitely got into this chill zone so many times. It was amazing. It was very wet over there.

[00:01:56] Hey, hot sweat, sweaty. So fun. I loved it. Thank you everyone. Yes. I danced a ton so so many good friends. Yeah. So should we get on with the show? Yeah, let's just jump right in. So we don't have a drink pairing because it's a bonus episode.

[00:02:14] We're just drinking today. Yes. So what are you drinking today, Danny? Some whiskey that poured from last night that I came home and it was still in my glass. Yeah, well, we don't waste booze around here. We don't waste booze in this house. We sure don't.

[00:02:29] No, so cheers. I'm just having a vodka set up. My usual. Clink and drink. All right. So do you want to go first? Do you want me to go first? I can go first. Garnt? Take it away. Um. I love sucking on tongues.

[00:02:49] I love making out and sucking on tongues. It's so hot just feeling it in my mouth and all the warmth and spit is just so delicious. Ha ha. I could literally go for hours making out with someone. Most people are shocked at how much tongue I use.

[00:03:11] But whatever. That's it? All right. I like that. I mean, you know what? Nothing beats a good old make out. You know, bring it back to just the old school back to the basics. Yeah. With a lot of tongue. Yeah. Let's let's bring it back to the basics.

[00:03:31] Nothing wrong with that. I like that. I'm pretty hungry. Tongue hockey. I can appreciate a good old make out. Yeah. Is that a kink? Is there a kink? That's okay. There you go. All right. Yeah. There's some wholesome. Right? I like that.

[00:03:49] Sometimes we hear so much weird stuff where it kind of like the vanilla or seemingly vanilla stuff. Like let's just bring it back to just remember how hot everything is. Back to the basics.

[00:04:03] Funny that you mentioned that, but a lot of porn stars when they talk about the sex that they have off camera at home with their partners. Yeah. Is usually just missionary and that's like their favorite positions. It's very vanilla and like, yep.

[00:04:17] That's what a lot of porn stars say when they go home. That's what they like. Well, you know, you can't beat it. It's, you know, just whatever. Everybody appreciates it. Yep. And like it. Well, thank you for that. Who sent that in. All right.

[00:04:34] I guess I'll go next. So the subject is. I'm 20 and have a friends with benefits relationship with an 87 year old. Whoa. All right. So we recently did a gilphsuppasone and as promised, I said, I would share this story on the bonus episode that I found. All right.

[00:04:54] Here we go. I met her when I was almost 18 years old. Wait, I just realized he's at almost 18. Oh, boy. Okay. Well, anyways. So she was remitting with my grandma at a nursing home at the time.

[00:05:11] I would go to the nursing home to see my grandmother weekly and spend some time and have lunch with her. How nice. That's nice. So one day, it was just me and my grandma and I left to run an errand for her.

[00:05:24] On the way back, I bumped into my grandma's neighbor. She was walking herself with a walker and asked me if I could help her back to her room. I politely said yes. She put whatever arms around mine and had a hand out her back.

[00:05:40] For some reason, this really turned me on. We made it back to her room and she gave me a big hug. Driving home, I couldn't stop thinking about this woman. I have no idea why I was so turned on by her. My balls were hurting in my car.

[00:05:58] I couldn't get over it. I didn't have any blue balls. Apparently, so I went back the next day after work to see my grandma. I went to her room and my grandma was gone, but her roommate was still there. She recognized me.

[00:06:12] She thanked me for walking her the other day. I told her I really enjoyed her company. And I shut the door behind me. She said she enjoyed mine as well. I walked up to her and gave her a hug. And proceeded to kiss on the cheek.

[00:06:30] She said to me, you missed and I went for a kiss on the mouth. I thank you, sir again. Wow. Self-assuding your shot. Oh, you shot a shot, all right. And then at third time, which led to us making out,

[00:06:47] she started giving me a hickey and eventually gave me a blow job. Whoa. Grandma. Well, Granny's neighbor. I just gave her a balloon fast. Uh-huh. She shot her shot, all right. And so. All right, I'll go on. The next week, we're proceeded to fucking. And it was amazing.

[00:07:07] She was my first. We meet up once a week now and she's absolutely amazing at everything. And she does. I have a hard time finding women my age attractive from now on.

[00:07:20] And after it was over, she told me men her age were boring and couldn't get it up. So now I come to the nursing home twice a week once from my grandma to visit and a second time for her neighbor to a special visit.

[00:07:36] Thanks for listening to my story. Yeah. Wow. That's it. Well, we should get them back. I think we can talk to them on an episode. Maybe right as back. A follow up on the go. Yeah, right as back. I mean, this was from a while ago.

[00:07:56] So I don't want to get more bit here. I hope they're doing well. Yes. Wow. Good for them. Yeah. I pretty seven fun. All right. Okay. I'm going to have a drink. All right. Go ahead, Danny. Your turn. This one's not as long. My pink is spying.

[00:08:17] I enjoy overhearing people's secret conversations. Jay from Ohio. That was so short, Jay from Ohio. Well, barely. But okay. So like, barely Jay did have to make secrets to spill about their king of spying. So like, voyeurism, but only listening to conversations. Listening. Okay.

[00:08:39] So it's a bit different. It could be like outside your house or something or it could be a spy from the KGB. That just likes to hear stories of people's darts. How is he listening in conversations? That's like, that's what I'm wondering.

[00:08:56] Well, we don't know if it's a guy. I'm always assuming it's a man. I'm sorry. But okay. We're going to be at the coffee shop at the Starbucks. Okay. Sender, Sipin'er Coffee or at the bar. Lonely at night. You're dropping. He's dropping. Okay.

[00:09:13] So he's going through conversations and going home and reliving their stories in his head. Molly's a, yeah. You can talk a bell or something. Who knows. I'm ennicing. I have questions. All right. Yeah. Tell us about. Tell us more about your spying king. Listening. He's dropping King. Yes.

[00:09:35] I wonder what story he has of like, I want to know the crazy stories they've heard. Oh yeah, that'd be great. What if they go up to motels and then they put a cup on the wall? No, stop it! They're neighbors and stuff.

[00:09:50] You said motels specifically because you know those are the best stories. The best stories is motels. And the whole tells have thicker walls I believe. True. Oh my goodness. Yeah, so you never know. Where are the Eve's drop? I want more details. Please, Jane. Yeah, Jane, from Ohio.

[00:10:10] All right. All right, I guess we'll go on. Alright, my next story. Hi, Kingston cocktails. I have quite the weird story for you. I am a female, 30-teres old, and live in a two bedroom house.

[00:10:27] My male friend was going through a hard time and needed a place to stay. So let him stay in my spare bedroom for a while. While he was here, his laptop stopped working. And he asked if he could borrow my into checking on his work and socials.

[00:10:42] I let him, and when I got it back, I noticed he hadn't logged out of everything or deleted his search history. What I found was searches for a ton of voyeurism porn and websites and instructions

[00:10:57] on how to install secret cameras and places like shower heads, toilets, and alarm clocks. Well, this person's gotta get a hold of Jay. So, Danny, and I don't share stories like until we get to the story. This is weird. Yeah. It was right after yours.

[00:11:16] All right, okay, you're going. I was so freaked out, and I shut my laptop right away as I was already scared. He might have installed something in my webcam, some sort of spy software. He's very tech savvy, so it scared me.

[00:11:29] I mean, he can't be that tech savvy if he didn't delete his searches, right? Yeah. Or maybe that's part of it. Right. Let's be caught. Yeah. So he was gone at work at the time. I instantly started inspecting all of my smoke alarms, shower heads, alarm clocks, etc.

[00:11:47] But it was hard to tell if anything weird was put into it. These cameras are so small and not easily noticeable. Like a crazy person, I started screaming and yelling into anything that could possibly be a camera. Wow. Oh my god.

[00:12:04] Okay, I yelled at my shower head, my toilet flipping it off and saying fuck you, I trust to do this isn't cool. Wow. Damn girl. Wow. I mean, oh my goodness. Okay. I spent an hour doing this all around my house. Could you imagine? Sounds like a movie.

[00:12:28] It does. Okay. That night when he got home from work, he made of some weird story about how he suddenly got into places to stay and sorry to inconvenience me and left so awkwardly and it was weird.

[00:12:43] I think he saw me on camera catching him, red handed and calling him out screaming at him and flipping him off. I just filled my Amazon cart with a bunch of new things, shower heads, alarm clocks, etc.

[00:12:57] Like through all of these things away in the trash and feel comfortable and safe in my own home again. He hasn't talked to me since and I am blocking him everywhere in social media, say say

[00:13:07] friends, love your podcast, it keeps me entertained on my long drive to work, keep it up from Casey. Wow. Casey. I would feel crazy too but that's scary. That's why you don't let people move in with you. You don't really know. Yeah, and like, wow. Freaks me out.

[00:13:36] I hope you're safe Casey. That's his time to move. Right? I would just throw the whole thing away, the whole home, just throw the whole house away and just move. Everything, get rid of everything. How often was he home alone? She didn't mention that. No, not really. Wow.

[00:13:55] If he's tech savvy, you can do anything and like if you're staying with you. Hmm. You know, this is not a very good kink to have. It's very fun. It's scary. Yeah. It's well, safety. Yes. I also want to inform people to be safe so safe safe friends.

[00:14:16] Hey listeners, we know how special those concert dates and shared experiences are in strengthening our relationships. That's why I'm excited to tell you about subforge.com. If you like me and love collecting ticket subs, but miss a days, we can actually get them. Subforge is a perfect solution.

[00:14:33] Subforge.com lets you create custom tickets that look and feel like the real thing. They're printed on the same high quality stock that tick a master uses and an actual ticket printers.

[00:14:43] The website has an easy-to-use interactive designer so you can design your tickets exactly how you want them. Plus, they offer bulk discounts making it affordable to fill in your collection with those missing tickets.

[00:14:55] Whether giving the gift of tickets or want to make your wedding or party mutations on forgettable, Subforge gives you something instantly recognizable and way cooler than a printed email or a QR code. So head over to subforge.com and start creating those cherished memories today.

[00:15:12] Enhance your collection and give the perfect gift with subforge. That's subforge.com, your memories, your way. Now let's dive back into the episode. Alright, you're a turn. Okay, my girlfriend likes an L fresco P. What? What? An L fresco P which is P.A. Dores.

[00:15:35] I mean, I've had my moments. Okay, sorry. Go ahead. Not necessarily P in public, public, but you know like out in the woods or something. But every time watching her take her panties down, squat, seeing her, my love to say all these, go ahead. We can edit.

[00:15:57] But every time watching her take her panties down, squat, seeing her pussy lips spread. And a strong gush of piss spray out. It's so raw and animalistic. It gets me rock hard every time. I just want to do like a...

[00:16:15] We all know the noise. Everyone knows the noise. I'm hard. Sorry. Just now thinking about it. So, this person enjoys watching their girlfriend P in the woods or whatever. Alright. You know, funny story from last night when a rob and I went to pinball. Pinball.

[00:16:38] Shout out to Rob. We pulled into a parking spot. And we look over and there's a lady performing oral in the car next to us. You did tell me this story. So then, we had to get out of the car.

[00:16:55] So I got out. It was on my side and I said, hey, guys keep going. Whatever. Don't mind us. So we were in the bar for maybe like what? Like maybe two hours or something. And then we came back to the car because we were going somewhere else.

[00:17:08] Right. And then the lady, she was peeing in the parking lot next to the car. And she goes, oh, wow, you caught me in two compromising positions tonight. Everybody called. No worries that we just got into the car and like... You both are respectful, man.

[00:17:26] You're just like, you're doing your things. No, it's alright. Oh. Yep. Nothing wrong with that. When you got to go, you gotta go. And we gotta do your thing. You're gonna do your thing. Yeah. They spent a lot of time with that car. Good for them.

[00:17:41] I hope they have fun. Yeah, I hope so too. They're listeners and if they were... Shout out. Send us an email. Hahaha. I love that. But Elfresco P. That's the official name for it. Is anyone in public? That is what they're saying. Elfresco P. Okay.

[00:18:00] I'll just like this up. I don't know. There's an official name for it. Okay. Alright, and I guess I'll move on to my next story. On times. Every time. Alright. My next story. Hello. Thank you for an outlet to share my story.

[00:18:16] I never know who to tell in a safe space. Well, you're safe with us. Don't worry. But anyways, my boyfriend and I were at the 4th of July event. And went to the parade. And got a pronta pup. Cotton candy, the whole shipping.

[00:18:32] It was then time for fireworks. We got it. I'll blank it out and found a good spot on the grassy hill and sat down with our cooler and everything. The fireworks started and then he grabbed my hand and put it on his thigh. Okay.

[00:18:47] I can already see what this is going. But anyways. Oh, and here they say, okay, yeah, here it goes. I started jerking him off. Then it turns the end of the fireworks. The finale started.

[00:19:02] And right during all the smoke and all the big showdown to the fireworks, he came so hard. Well, everyone is cheering for the final fireworks display. But this isn't the end of it. We still had a bit of a pronta pup left. What? Wow.

[00:19:19] He put it near his dick and pushed my head down onto it onto the pronta pup. Under the blanket while he was telling me, Do you want a fourth on the fourth of July, baby? What? I realized what he was asking in that moment.

[00:19:34] He wanted to force him with me and three other guys on the fourth of July. I have agreed but we are still looking for a fourth. We have a third already. Okay. The pronta pup. The pronta puppy is the fourth. So it should be luck on this adventure.

[00:19:53] You show us open to self to so many ventures and now onto the next. Thanks again, anonymous. Wow. That's all it takes on the pronta pup. I mean, it'll be a pronta pup but a damn girl. A fourth on the fourth of July.

[00:20:14] Is the reverse thing just multiple tacos? I feel like we're Jennifer Collage, but we need her. I think she want a hot dog real bad. Oh, she's never going to forget about it. That's good. Thank you so much. I love that. All right.

[00:20:35] It's going to be hard to follow. Happy fourth. Happy fourth. Let's see. Take it away. I am so addicted to thong girls. In the last few months, I have noticed that I always tend to look at porn with girls wearing thongs.

[00:20:51] Even when I go to the mall, I get turned on to see them expose in the shops. It's something that I can't control. I love the camera to episode. Thank you, Jake and Katie. Wait. Did they mean like, whale tail? I'm guessing it's whale tail.

[00:21:08] I've been like, well, who's walking around? Unless you're on the beach or something. Do you? Do you remember in like, I think it was late 90s, early 2000s when the fashion thing was to have your thong, g string straps like we're from different generations. Okay.

[00:21:29] So I wasn't high school during those times. Whale tail generation, you were. I was in whale tail generation. So it was low rise genes. And you always wear a g string or a thong. And so it was like fashionable to have the whale tail

[00:21:47] or the g string or thong straps showing on your hips above the genes. Don't remember that at all. You don't? Christina Eggillera did it a time, Britney Spears did it a time. Paris Hilton did it a fuck time. Apparently I was hanging out with her on girls.

[00:22:03] I don't know. It doesn't self-emiliar to me at all for fashion-wise. No. It was a thing. All me, you mean all my girlfriends were like, is your string showing? Oh, yeah. Back when I was probably that age,

[00:22:17] most of the kids that I hang out with were really big clothes. True. True. And then... You got to see that. You're emerging cogeans? Yeah. Not jinkles, but it's big skates. Fat pants. Yeah. And then my generation is more low rise and thong straps. Yes.

[00:22:38] So I did not experience that so. I didn't do anything. I did it. All right. I'm glad somebody else is there. I'm experiencing that. No, no, no, good for them. All right. All right. Next story. Hi, podcast friends. Bianca and Alien Creature. Oh.

[00:22:58] Listen to our Alien episode, next up, Julia. Anyways. I'm listening for a long time and have a winning for the right moment to send in my King Confession. Well, it's my partner and nice King together. It all started about a year ago when she started collecting Squish Melos.

[00:23:17] Oh, okay. I would randomly surprise her with the new one and she would be so excited we would start having sex on her bed. Our bed is where she slowly started keeping all of her squish collection.

[00:23:31] After a while, the collection grew to be a lot and started taking over the bed. So to enough, it just became normal for us to have sex on top of or surrounded by all the squish millips. Wow. No. Now it's become such a thing in our relationship.

[00:23:50] Or is now she likes it when I suffocate her with said squishies during sex or make her bite into one so she doesn't scream too loud because we have roommates. Oh. Oh. Wait. This was sent in right. Yes.

[00:24:09] Why does this sound so familiar with somebody else that I don't know? No. We're not going to name names. Oh, no. All right. I'll continue reading. Now every time I bring her a new squish Melo, she instantly gets turned on and wants to use it in the bedroom.

[00:24:27] Well, we have sex on top of all of the other squish millils with their new one. Wow. It's even gone as far as putting, oh no. No. No. No.

[00:24:38] It's even gone as far as putting a strap on and some of the squish millils and having me fuck her with it or her having her right it. Wow. She has even sent me videos while I'm at work of her sucking off and riding her favorite squish.

[00:24:59] A tidy ice cream cone one is her favorite. There's an ice cream squish Melo. Oh, I'm pretty nervous. No. Okay. It really turns her out. I'm pretty nervous. Our squish Melos a king. Please help me on this adventure. But we especially loved your sex stalls episode.

[00:25:19] It reminds us of our king. He was talking to you, your friend S.P. S.P. Oh my goodness. Wow. Oh, that's guessing those in I.A.A. Wow. I'm going to take a drink to that one. That was a...

[00:25:39] It reminds me of some story that we know being ravers. Not one to get into. And Carabers. Yeah. We don't say anymore. If you know, you know. Oh, squish Melos. It's the new Carabers. No more. No more. Okay. If you know, you know. Okay.

[00:26:01] Well, that's it for me. All right. That's it for me too. So thanks everyone. Hope you guys enjoyed the stories. Keep setting them in. Yes. Absolutely. Please follow us on social media. You can find us anywhere on Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, X or whatever it's called now. YouTube.

[00:26:24] Yeah. Page your end.com, massage, uh, Kingston cocktails. It's only a dollar a month for extra content. We really appreciate it. If you're on a support in a different way, cash up. Um, dollar sign, Kingston cocktails pod. We appreciate it. So so so much.

[00:26:41] It helps us settle out. But it really helps us settle out is giving me as a five star rating. Anywhere that you listen. Yeah. So that gets that's it, Danny. That's it. All right. Thanks everyone. Bye.