Episode 15 • Quirofilia • Hand Fetishism

[00:00:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Hey Danny, thanks for helping us out with recording today.

[00:00:04] [SPEAKER_00]: No problem! I guess you can say I really wanted a piece of the action.

[00:00:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, why do we say that?

[00:00:09] [SPEAKER_00]: What? A piece of the action?

[00:00:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:00:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I can tell you where you can find out. Check out the podcast called Why Do We Say That?

[00:00:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Where a father and son duo, Scott and Liam, go over the history of lots of fun sayings.

[00:00:22] [SPEAKER_01]: They also play a fun little game at the end of every episode called What Word Am I?

[00:00:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Subscribe today on your favorite podcast app.

[00:00:29] [SPEAKER_01]: They release a new episode every Tuesday.

[00:00:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Katie, maybe you can tell me what the meaning of hanky-panky is if you know what I mean.

[00:00:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Wow Danny, well you're just gonna have to listen to that episode of theirs to find out because I've got a podcast to do now.

[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Are there less balls?

[00:01:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.

[00:01:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.

[00:01:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I need less balls in my life.

[00:01:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Hello everyone.

[00:01:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Hi everyone.

[00:01:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to our podcast.

[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_02]: We talk about balls.

[00:01:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Lots.

[00:01:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Too many.

[00:01:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Lot of balls.

[00:01:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Lot of balls.

[00:01:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:01:21] [SPEAKER_01]: We're talking about hair cutting scissors and I learned so much from these two from them to being hairstylists.

[00:01:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I cut myself and that's what started this whole conversation.

[00:01:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, you cut yourself where Ashley?

[00:01:33] [SPEAKER_01]: On my hand.

[00:01:34] [SPEAKER_01]: And, Moth?

[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_03]: You don't cut past the second knuckle of your finger.

[00:01:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Suck a dick.

[00:01:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Because otherwise you cut yourself and that's the number one rule in being a hairstylist.

[00:01:46] [SPEAKER_01]: So speaking of not cutting your hands and having beautiful hands, Moth what is this episode about?

[00:01:52] [SPEAKER_03]: This episode is about, well, queerophilia which is hand partialism, which is the attraction associated with hands.

[00:02:04] [SPEAKER_03]: The interest can be in your whole hand or just parts of it.

[00:02:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Ashley's giving us a lovely demonstration.

[00:02:11] [SPEAKER_02]: I have those fingernails.

[00:02:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I know, aren't they shiny?

[00:02:14] [SPEAKER_02]: They're so good.

[00:02:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I had a non-fixed one, so.

[00:02:17] [SPEAKER_02]: They are beautiful.

[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Because I fucked it up by breaking it.

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Beautiful hands.

[00:02:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I broke my nail.

[00:02:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Ouch.

[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_03]: That's like a section of this hand partialism.

[00:02:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Partially is all about like some people's are just off in your nails.

[00:02:30] [SPEAKER_01]: That is very true.

[00:02:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_01]: You never break your nails though.

[00:02:34] [SPEAKER_01]: They usually do pretty well.

[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I should also have gotten a full set probably like a month ago and I have not.

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_01]: So, do better.

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll get up full set next time.

[00:02:50] [SPEAKER_01]: All right, well we defined it.

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, how's everyone doing?

[00:02:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Actually, I'm doing great.

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to a music festival on.

[00:03:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Good.

[00:03:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Thank goodness.

[00:03:02] [SPEAKER_02]: No Marie fun.

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_02]: No Marie fun.

[00:03:04] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll see you after the music festival.

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_02]: I need to read probably will that they put John's on it back to back with Dom Dalla at the same time as Skrillex.

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Geez.

[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking assholes.

[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Well then.

[00:03:15] [SPEAKER_02]: And then Colin wants to see a bunch of other people while 36 Mafia is playing, but my ass is going to be screaming slow but my knob on top of my lungs.

[00:03:22] [SPEAKER_02]: So I'll be busy.

[00:03:23] [SPEAKER_02]: The tracks.

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_04]: How about you, Muff?

[00:03:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Good.

[00:03:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I know I talked about having an interview last time.

[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I got the job.

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_03]: So I'm going to be starting there next month, which I'm very excited for.

[00:03:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Congratulations.

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll come and visit and bring you snacks.

[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Good.

[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I expect nothing less.

[00:03:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_02]: They will be super close.

[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[00:03:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Very close to your work.

[00:03:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you two will be working closer now.

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[00:03:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Nice.

[00:03:51] [SPEAKER_03]: More harassment.

[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Take our lunch breaks just to bring them snacks.

[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_02]: And lemonade.

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Love that.

[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I could just visit you.

[00:04:02] [SPEAKER_03]: You could just take an hour lunch break and I'll just come like pick you up and we'll have lunch and then I'll actually go to work after because I'll still be with me afternoon.

[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Or you two can meet in the middle.

[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_01]: But...

[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you'll be off.

[00:04:12] [SPEAKER_01]: You're saying...

[00:04:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Right, I wanted to get started.

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:04:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:04:14] [SPEAKER_01]: I work short days.

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_02]: What time do you start?

[00:04:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Um, one.

[00:04:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I started at my lunch break.

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_02]: That's three.

[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_02]: That's so late.

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Twelve.

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Nine o'clock.

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_02]: That's tough.

[00:04:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Can you take it early?

[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I can put it wherever I want.

[00:04:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I do whatever I want there.

[00:04:32] [SPEAKER_02]: I can't do that.

[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_02]: But I really do.

[00:04:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I really don't want to really care what I do.

[00:04:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Ashley doesn't follow the rules.

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_02]: I follow our dress code rules because that's a big no-no.

[00:04:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to see your butt cheeks out of your dresses.

[00:04:49] I mean...

[00:04:50] The shade.

[00:04:50] [SPEAKER_03]: The shade is impeccable.

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Um, well, yeah.

[00:04:55] [SPEAKER_03]: And also you've been there long enough and you're the manager basically.

[00:04:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I am not the manager and we have him.

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Basically.

[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Basically.

[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Um, I understand but also you do now have your manager's license.

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I do.

[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_03]: There you go.

[00:05:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Um, baller and um, yeah.

[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_03]: So they're like please stay.

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Please don't leave us.

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_02]: They, we did have that conversation.

[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I had a meeting with our HR lady the other day and she's like, please don't leave.

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Well good.

[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Now I'm going to ask for a raise.

[00:05:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Good.

[00:05:21] [SPEAKER_01]: As you should.

[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_01]: As you should.

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Um...

[00:05:27] [SPEAKER_03]: What's went up with you, Katie?

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Not much.

[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_01]: We finally...

[00:05:31] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_01]: We got started on our vegetable garden.

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_02]: That's all.

[00:05:35] [SPEAKER_01]: That's about it.

[00:05:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Tomatoes in there for me.

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to.

[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_01]: So what kind?

[00:05:41] [SPEAKER_01]: There are like 30 different varieties of tomatoes.

[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I eat all tomatoes.

[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_01]: But like we were vegetable shopping for seedlings and like whatever and we couldn't figure out

[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_01]: what tomatoes to get.

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_01]: It was overwhelming type of tomato.

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I think we're some sort of tomato or cherry tomato or grape tomato.

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I was gonna say, what about the goth tomatoes?

[00:06:01] [SPEAKER_03]: There's black tomatoes.

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_03]: There are.

[00:06:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:06:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh.

[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to look at that.

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_03]: There's like black versions of like everything.

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm doing sunflowers too because my mom and I always planted sunflowers together and so

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to do that in memory of her.

[00:06:14] [SPEAKER_01]: But the asshole squirrels ate my seeds when I planted them.

[00:06:18] [SPEAKER_03]: They literally will like dig it up.

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_01]: They are dicks.

[00:06:21] [SPEAKER_01]: We put cages around all the food.

[00:06:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:06:23] [SPEAKER_01]: But for some reason I thought this would be okay.

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Like it gets a fence line separately.

[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Nope.

[00:06:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to have to repot it.

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, yeah.

[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_03]: We've literally tried with herbs so many times.

[00:06:33] [SPEAKER_03]: All you have to do.

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_03]: The squirrels dig them up.

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to tell you right now all you have to do is get a bird feeder and fill it with

[00:06:39] [SPEAKER_02]: sunflower seeds and then they drop the seeds and then you get sunflowers anyways.

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_03]: See that's a nice idea until they eat literally every single, like between the

[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_03]: squirrels, the chipmunks.

[00:06:49] [SPEAKER_03]: And the bunnies.

[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_03]: The bunnies, the turkeys.

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.

[00:06:52] [SPEAKER_03]: And the actual birds.

[00:06:54] [SPEAKER_03]: See?

[00:06:54] [SPEAKER_03]: I literally cannot grow anything.

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, we found chicken wire in like four gardening in our shed that like the

[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_01]: landlords like left us.

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_01]: So we've been using that and it's been working like everything is sprouting

[00:07:06] [SPEAKER_01]: and like they can't I watched a squirrel the other day try to get in and like gave

[00:07:10] [SPEAKER_01]: up and like, yeah, that's right.

[00:07:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Go away.

[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_01]: You can't get in.

[00:07:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:07:16] [SPEAKER_02]: That's how I always had sunflowers is the squirrels would just drop seeds all

[00:07:20] [SPEAKER_02]: the way.

[00:07:20] [SPEAKER_03]: That's the thing is like literally at my parents house that worked but like

[00:07:24] [SPEAKER_03]: at my house it doesn't work.

[00:07:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't get to have anything because I have stupid pigeons that eat all my food.

[00:07:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you're also yeah, like an apartment.

[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_01]: And you don't have a spot that like actually a lot of sun.

[00:07:37] [SPEAKER_02]: We could sun on our patio on our patio balcony, whatever you want to call it.

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but if it's like birds getting in it, that's you can't just solve

[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_01]: that with like, no, they have like mesh box things you can buy on Amazon.

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_03]: I think you should just adopt the pigeons and start naming them.

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_02]: They give me money today.

[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's so good.

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_02]: So I stopped eating their nest stops at bug me.

[00:07:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I tried doing that with I tried to on that with crows.

[00:08:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_01]: That was a pandemic hobby of mine trying to be friend the crows.

[00:08:08] [SPEAKER_02]: I think my new hobby is going to make him pickles.

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Yum.

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God.

[00:08:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I want some bring me some.

[00:08:13] [SPEAKER_03]: He might be even better friends at the end of the month.

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Come over anytime and make pickles with me.

[00:08:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I just want to reap the benefits.

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_03]: You can also reap the benefits.

[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll just hang out and be moral support.

[00:08:25] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm really good at that.

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_03]: You can just bring me a pickle juice.

[00:08:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I know, I've been your friends for.

[00:08:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Crazy idea.

[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm a really good manager and I'm really good at telling other people

[00:08:33] [SPEAKER_03]: what to do.

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Not so great at doing it myself.

[00:08:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Do as I say, not as I do.

[00:08:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, 100%.

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, so I guess let's go over our snack pairing slash drink

[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_01]: pairing slash centerpiece slash new Mike buddies.

[00:08:50] [SPEAKER_01]: It's literally like pretty much all in one.

[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Am I supposed to put another mic?

[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you'll figure it out.

[00:08:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, you can have more Mike buddies than I can.

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I have a different mic.

[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_01]: So what are you doing?

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Killing a spider.

[00:09:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Discuss.

[00:09:00] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a spider and Ashley's mic.

[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_01]: She got it.

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah.

[00:09:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, if you heard that noise drink.

[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_03]: As usual.

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_03]: You hear something that's not supposed to be there.

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_03]: You have to drink.

[00:09:10] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_01]: So once again, it's under the purple box.

[00:09:13] [SPEAKER_01]: It's one of you want to record this.

[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:09:16] [SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be like our tick tock and probably everything else.

[00:09:20] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Are you ready?

[00:09:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:09:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:09:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Three, two, one reveal.

[00:09:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God.

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_01]: So I just revealed a McDonald's paper bag.

[00:09:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, yes, there's McDonald's inside and a bunch of.

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Little miniature rubber hand.

[00:09:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I was going to say, I was like, is there only one, but there's two of

[00:09:47] [SPEAKER_03]: these.

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_01]: There.

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[00:09:49] [SPEAKER_01]: There you go.

[00:09:49] [SPEAKER_01]: There's one that's the middle fingers up.

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_01]: There's hands that are given the rock on sign.

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_01]: There's just regular hands.

[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_01]: There's hands that are doing the whole.

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_01]: What's that thing called?

[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Where you punch someone when you have your, your thumb and

[00:10:03] [SPEAKER_01]: your pointer finger, like together in a circle.

[00:10:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh no, I thought that was like, you lost the game thing.

[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_03]: It is.

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_03]: And then you have to punch some.

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah.

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:10:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know that part of it, but it's also okay.

[00:10:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:10:14] [SPEAKER_01]: You're A.

[00:10:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_03]: This gives me flashbacks to, I think actually McDonald's happy

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_03]: meals used to have little dinosaur fingers when the land

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_03]: before time movie first came out and like little like sure.

[00:10:29] [SPEAKER_03]: And I feel like this, the dampness of the inside when

[00:10:34] [SPEAKER_01]: your fingers get sweaty or going to SD flashbacks, little

[00:10:37] [SPEAKER_01]: like finger puppet things, but they were like the actual

[00:10:40] [SPEAKER_01]: dinosaur claws.

[00:10:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:10:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:10:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh God, I do remember that feeling the sweaty.

[00:10:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh God.

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_01]: We need to take a lot of like video here for this because

[00:10:51] [SPEAKER_02]: so many options and I do hold on.

[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Go ahead.

[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_02]: ASMR for you guys.

[00:11:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Of course.

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_03]: This went there right away.

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what you expected.

[00:11:04] [SPEAKER_03]: I also like that you can do the high five action.

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, this one feels different.

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_01]: That one is it?

[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_01]: So that one I had originally.

[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_01]: By everyone listening, there's like 10 of them here.

[00:11:14] [SPEAKER_01]: 10 hands.

[00:11:14] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot of hands and originally I had one that

[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_01]: somebody gave me and I was like, oh, that'd be perfect.

[00:11:20] [SPEAKER_01]: And since I just moved recently, I'm like, where the hell

[00:11:22] [SPEAKER_01]: did I put it?

[00:11:23] [SPEAKER_01]: And I could not remember.

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_01]: So I just bought new ones in Amazon.

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Of course, as soon as they arrived, I found the original

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_01]: one.

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_01]: So that's a different one.

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_01]: So do you want to do drink pairing or snack

[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_01]: pairing first?

[00:11:36] [SPEAKER_01]: I want to know the drink pairing because you really

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_01]: talk this.

[00:11:39] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not that special.

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just weird.

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I just want you to know that Katie also was like, Hey,

[00:11:44] [SPEAKER_03]: just so you know, if you want to make your own drink this

[00:11:46] [SPEAKER_03]: round, like that might not be a bad idea.

[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_03]: So I'm a little concerned.

[00:11:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:11:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Because they're like, wait, don't we have a drink pairing?

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, well, yeah, but okay.

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_01]: So I guess now it's time to explain.

[00:11:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Ashley, stop finger fucking over there.

[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Having a hand orgy.

[00:12:00] [SPEAKER_01]: All the hands.

[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm having lots of handies over there.

[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_02]: So he doesn't bend.

[00:12:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, there we go.

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_01]: You don't want to bendy penis.

[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, well the finger you're using as a penis.

[00:12:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Gotta go in the back door.

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_03]: You take video that was super funny.

[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm hilarious everybody.

[00:12:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes going in the back door.

[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_03]: You have to look for that video.

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't, you're not going to be able to, we're not

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_03]: explaining it to you.

[00:12:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:12:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Have to look for it.

[00:12:33] [SPEAKER_01]: You're going to have to join us on join our

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Patreon if you want to see all this behind the scenes

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_01]: content, patreon.com slash ganks and cocktails.

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_01]: It's only $5 a month.

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_01]: There's one tier called the dirty salute tier.

[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_01]: You can become a dirty salute with us and see all of

[00:12:48] [SPEAKER_01]: this nonsense.

[00:12:50] [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like I'm just a mother that gave children

[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_01]: bad idea toys that are just going to end badly

[00:12:56] [SPEAKER_01]: and regretting it.

[00:12:59] [SPEAKER_03]: It's going to human sonopeed these hands.

[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh God.

[00:13:05] [SPEAKER_01]: So our drink pairing is we're going to use these

[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_01]: hands as shot glasses.

[00:13:09] [SPEAKER_03]: What?

[00:13:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I already watched them.

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Well now they're all dirty.

[00:13:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Now you guys all finger them.

[00:13:14] [SPEAKER_01]: There we go.

[00:13:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry everybody, we're just really distracted now.

[00:13:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Katie keeps putting fun things in front of us and

[00:13:24] [SPEAKER_03]: now how are we supposed to?

[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_02]: What are we thinking a shot of?

[00:13:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Now that's my real question.

[00:13:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Whatever we want.

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean I decided to just use whatever alcohol we

[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_01]: already have.

[00:13:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Which is, there we go.

[00:13:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Moth just stacked her new mic bitey which is,

[00:13:38] [SPEAKER_01]: their new mic bitey sorry, which is like three

[00:13:40] [SPEAKER_01]: hands.

[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:13:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Human sonopeeding on top of each other.

[00:13:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Hands.

[00:13:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I've balanced it perfectly on top of my mic.

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_03]: And now Ashley's trying to copy me but she's

[00:13:52] [SPEAKER_03]: not going to see.

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm actually pretty impressed.

[00:13:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Just to be clear I'm the best at balancing

[00:13:57] [SPEAKER_03]: things.

[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh okay.

[00:14:04] [SPEAKER_01]: So I think Kahlua would be the best option we have.

[00:14:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Unless you want to do a shot of vodka which,

[00:14:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think so.

[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_01]: That sounds horrible.

[00:14:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

[00:14:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if I've ever had Kahlua by itself.

[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Really?

[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Wow Katie.

[00:14:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Stop it.

[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Katie.

[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_01]: I just put the pour in the wrong way.

[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_01]: It's okay.

[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Which one of these hasn't been fingered yet?

[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just going to use the one I fingered

[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_01]: myself, that one has not been fingered yet.

[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_01]: The rock on symbol one.

[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I love you symbol.

[00:14:32] [SPEAKER_01]: So technically we're all doing

[00:14:34] [SPEAKER_01]: asked a mouth because we just fingered

[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_01]: the ass of the hand and now we're putting it

[00:14:38] [SPEAKER_01]: in our mouths.

[00:14:39] [SPEAKER_02]: That's an I love you symbol on a rock on?

[00:14:41] [SPEAKER_02]: It's both.

[00:14:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh no, a rock on is no thumb.

[00:14:44] [SPEAKER_01]: You're right.

[00:14:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:14:46] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:14:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Does somebody want to take video of this as well?

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_01]: This will be our drink, Tik Tok.

[00:14:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Nope.

[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah Ashley, you got the phone.

[00:14:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Do the thing.

[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Usually you do the thing.

[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I could also do the thing.

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Can you see Ashley?

[00:15:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.

[00:15:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:15:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Stress.

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_01]: We're putting it into the ass of the hand.

[00:15:07] [SPEAKER_01]: That pouring Kahlua into the ass of the hand.

[00:15:10] [SPEAKER_03]: The hand ass?

[00:15:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_03]: You, it looks so gross.

[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Kind of shit like.

[00:15:17] [SPEAKER_01]: It's Kahlua.

[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh no.

[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_01]: I just said, do we all like high five now?

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Cheers?

[00:15:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, just turn it upside down.

[00:15:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Cheers.

[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Terrifying.

[00:15:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Take your shot.

[00:15:31] [SPEAKER_03]: What are you, are you going to take your shot?

[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_01]: I already took mine.

[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_01]: It's Kahlua.

[00:15:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going around so I can take a video of it.

[00:15:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, fuckers.

[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Now that one's dirty.

[00:15:43] [SPEAKER_03]: It'll hot.

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_01]: What do you think of Kahlua?

[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_03]: You can come out with these fingers.

[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_03]: You know good old Kahlua.

[00:15:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Good old Kahlua.

[00:15:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.

[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_03]: You trying to slurp it out the fingies?

[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_01]: They're kind of like.

[00:15:55] [SPEAKER_03]: You got to put your tongue in there.

[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I did.

[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Now you're just tongue fucking the hand.

[00:16:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:16:01] That was gross.

[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_02]: I am not a coffee liqueur person.

[00:16:08] [SPEAKER_01]: All right, so snack bearing.

[00:16:10] [SPEAKER_01]: My hands are kind of sticky.

[00:16:11] [SPEAKER_02]: French fries.

[00:16:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Nope.

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_01]: So now I'm going to open the McDonald's bag.

[00:16:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Finger food.

[00:16:19] [SPEAKER_03]: ASMR.

[00:16:21] [SPEAKER_01]: McDonald's bag.

[00:16:21] [SPEAKER_01]: ASMR.

[00:16:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.

[00:16:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:16:25] [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm pulling out some McDonald's cheeseburgers.

[00:16:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm so confused.

[00:16:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll take video of this because I already know what it is.

[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll take video of you two opening it.

[00:16:37] [SPEAKER_01]: What are you supposed to open it?

[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:16:39] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not a cheeseburger.

[00:16:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it is.

[00:16:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Is it?

[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_01]: It is definitely a cheeseburger.

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Mine feels happy and.

[00:16:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Open it and find out.

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_03]: What is it?

[00:16:53] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a hand.

[00:16:53] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a hamburger.

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a hand burger.

[00:16:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Because hamburger.

[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Or a hand burglar.

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_02]: So half of our hamburger.

[00:17:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_01]: I had to buy an extra one just to practice on.

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:17:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:17:08] [SPEAKER_03]: That's beautiful.

[00:17:09] [SPEAKER_01]: And these were bought on Sunday because, no, these are bought on Monday.

[00:17:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Because I thought, because we were supposed to record on Monday and then we couldn't.

[00:17:16] [SPEAKER_01]: And I'd already did this and like, well McDonald's has plenty of preservatives.

[00:17:20] [SPEAKER_01]: I kept it in the fridge.

[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_01]: So I just took it out of the fridge and heated them up earlier.

[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Wonderful.

[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_03]: They're still fine.

[00:17:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I definitely have eaten worse.

[00:17:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:17:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll tell you that much.

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I've eaten a lot worse.

[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Leftover McDonald's.

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not afraid of this.

[00:17:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I will eat it.

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I have eaten a leftover McChicken and that has mayo on it.

[00:17:37] [SPEAKER_02]: So let's be honest.

[00:17:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, but it's McDonald's mayo.

[00:17:43] [SPEAKER_02]: It tastes like a burger.

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I forgot to ask for extra pickles.

[00:17:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you did.

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I realized that after it went through the drive-thru.

[00:17:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Their pickles are really grossly heated though.

[00:17:52] [SPEAKER_02]: So I like that we both went for the thumb first though.

[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_03]: It's important.

[00:17:57] [SPEAKER_03]: You know, you have to know where to begin.

[00:18:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's a burger.

[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_03]: That is a McDonald's burger two days later.

[00:18:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm glad this is like a snack pairing I will actually eat because it's not like

[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_01]: a dessert.

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:18:13] [SPEAKER_02]: You should just like sweet things.

[00:18:16] [SPEAKER_01]: What I think is sweet, other people are like this has no sweetness to it at all.

[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we learned that.

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_03]: With vodka unfortunately.

[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you want to talk about history?

[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Or do we have fun facts?

[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_03]: No, we have fun facts.

[00:18:30] [SPEAKER_03]: We do have fun facts.

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Katie.

[00:18:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Also shout out to all of your amazing food pairings and drink pairings.

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_01]: I really had my hands full with this one.

[00:18:44] [SPEAKER_01]: There it is.

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:18:47] [SPEAKER_02]: We really got to give a hand to Katie.

[00:18:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Both canceled now.

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, this is your fault.

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_03]: You chose this one.

[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I know.

[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't get me wrong.

[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_03]: The title of my thing is it's time to get handsy.

[00:19:02] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm chewing.

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, drink if you hear me chewing.

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_01]: So, damn it.

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_01]: McDonald's is good.

[00:19:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Anyways.

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm hungry.

[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Me too.

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_01]: So from the last step, oh, Ashley's mic buddy just fell.

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I thought you put it.

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:19:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Drink everyone.

[00:19:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I thought you put it one in between like that part somehow.

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe I literally have no option to put, I have a mic buddy on.

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_01]: I already tried this.

[00:19:37] [SPEAKER_01]: I won't fit over anything of your.

[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just going to glue one on.

[00:19:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[00:19:45] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:19:46] [SPEAKER_01]: So from the last episode.

[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_01]: When did you know that?

[00:20:13] [SPEAKER_01]: To what extent you've had it?

[00:20:15] That was a good that video.

[00:20:16] [SPEAKER_01]: tonalling 1,112,079 clips on the entire site.

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I watch every single one of them for science. There's a lot of videos to watch. A lot, a ton.

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Been doing it for two weeks straight guys. Like how much time would that take?

[00:20:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Like a lot depends on how long the clips are. There's just one clip that's like three hours

[00:20:40] [SPEAKER_01]: long. Just so I can pile. There goes Moth's.

[00:20:49] [SPEAKER_01]: So people with this cane can either be into someone else's hand or their own,

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_01]: which I think is pretty self-absorbed, but I mean, or whatever. Good for you.

[00:21:00] [SPEAKER_01]: It would come in real handy for things, for like having a visual to use on hand to get off

[00:21:06] [SPEAKER_01]: if you're into your own hands. So body part fetishes make up about 33% of all fetishes.

[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Hand fetishes are in the top five. There we go. That's another fun fact.

[00:21:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you have any more fun facts? Nope, that was in it. Moth, do you have fun facts? Nope.

[00:21:26] [SPEAKER_01]: All right. Well, so this is really cheesy, but we expect nothing less from you. I know.

[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_01]: So I found a poem someone wrote on FetLife about their love for hands.

[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to read it. Shout out to Rika Sins on FetLife. It's titled Hands, of course.

[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I would hope so. It's very, I'll just read it. It's interesting. Kind of. Not really.

[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Hands, soft, delicate, grazing, yet so firm, devious, impacting. Moth,

[00:22:00] [SPEAKER_01]: you need a video, Ashley, acting this out. Yes, please. For Patreon.

[00:22:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Bear, distinguish, always there, the only instrument needed. Even in public, exposed, teasing,

[00:22:13] [SPEAKER_01]: calling, every move made, seductive, taunting, captivating, power to soothe, to destroy,

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_01]: to hold, to push, to touch, to bind. The simplest of things adorned with nails,

[00:22:27] [SPEAKER_01]: sometimes even rings, crowned by watches tickled by sleeves. Elegance, security,

[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_01]: comfort from just one part, demanding, beckoning, terrifying, from just one move, beauty, prawn,

[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_01]: everything between tattooed, scarred, life story drawn. Hold anything, sight will be

[00:22:48] [SPEAKER_01]: on the grip held, not on the thing. Before striking, teach respect for that of which is

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_01]: behind the impact. Teach to know when knuckles go white, teach to adore when veins pulse.

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Without that, how can one expect to truly enjoy the power hands have? The end.

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you trying to make knuckles go white? Not a thing for me.

[00:23:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Can I just tell you when you said nails, I was like nails is this like a Jesus?

[00:23:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh no. Just nailing into, oh God. No, it's not, it's the me and my fingernails.

[00:23:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Fingernails. Yeah. I thought we went like nine inches.

[00:23:27] [SPEAKER_01]: See how that was interesting? The only sort of thing I could find that was,

[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, kind of sort of fun facts sort of thing. I don't know.

[00:23:35] [SPEAKER_01]: That was great. 10 out of 10. Yeah. Good job, Rika Sins on Fight Life.

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_01]: You're using your phone today? Yeah, when we started recording,

[00:23:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I noticed my notes weren't like updated from things I just added like an hour ago.

[00:23:48] [SPEAKER_01]: So I like freaked out and just went back to my phone.

[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_01]: How dare you? Hey, at least it's not paper.

[00:23:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Nope, that's fair. Yeah.

[00:23:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck the trees. Or fuck the trees. Yeah, whatever.

[00:24:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Where's my action when he fucked the ground?

[00:24:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't get Mother Earth pregnant with these. Don't need any more. Wrap it up.

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Around history. I'm chewing right now. Right, that's okay. You have earned your chewing time.

[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_03]: That's okay. After that. I earned my happy meal. Right. Poem. Especially after that poem. Yes.

[00:24:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so getting into history with hands. Yeah, this is fun. This is I did my best.

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what I mean? That's I feel like every round with this, the more niche they go.

[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just like, hi, I'm out here. So that's funny. Sorry, I did not even do that on purpose.

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Katie slipping us off with our burger. My hand burger. I ate off all the fingers,

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_03]: but the middle finger. Yeah. Sorry, go ahead. So aggro.

[00:24:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Calm down over there. So some people claim that because hands are such an important tool

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_03]: for interacting with the world around us evolutionary that they became one of the

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_03]: more noticeable parts of our bodies. And that's why we may have attraction to them.

[00:25:19] [SPEAKER_03]: So this is just going through, I mean, different reasons why possibly we have like

[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_03]: hand fetishes, right? Where the kinks came from in the 10th century. There's another theory

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_03]: that as foot binding took off in China, which is the tight bandaging of women's feet to like make

[00:25:37] [SPEAKER_03]: them quote, like more visually appealing. That hands why visually appealing? I'm just going to let

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_03]: you know. Listen, this quote said quote visually appealing. Well, yeah, time change. Right. It

[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_03]: was a long time ago. It's not appealing. It's bad. We shouldn't do it. Don't do it.

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't do it. But that hands became women's form of expression, which led to them being more noticeable.

[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Hands also became a symbol of modernity along with like long fingernails specifically becoming a

[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_03]: symbol of wealth and prestige. I have wealth and prestige. They're pretty long for me. They're

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_03]: like pretty long for you. But I like I saw like, I actually do like the inch inch and like, yeah,

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_03]: super long terrifying. Good. But like back in China, they used to have like fingernail covers

[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_03]: to like keep your nails long and protected like long ones. They were a while I think wait,

[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_01]: those like the long and pointy things. Yeah, some of them were I've seen those and they make

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_01]: fingernail rings too that like sit at the tip of your finger. They do make those now it's

[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah very cool. It all sorts of like fancy endorments and stuff.

[00:26:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I guess you know, yeah, whatever I have like gems and charms on my nails, I always had to wear

[00:26:57] [SPEAKER_01]: like plastic gloves to like wash my hair because it gets stuck in my hair. That sounds terrible.

[00:27:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep. Not fun. No, I'm glad that I don't do anything to my nails.

[00:27:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I had to get that over with.

[00:27:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Drink. Going to the 18th century was the first tape recorded circumstance of hand

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_03]: fetishism by a French doctor who was discussing a patient who was sexually aroused by the sight

[00:27:27] [SPEAKER_03]: of hands. But yeah, good stuff. Lots of French things too in general because also you go into

[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_03]: like King Louis the 15th of France who lived from 1710 to 1774 was reported to have a fixation with

[00:27:42] [SPEAKER_03]: his mistresses hands and would frequently invest hours of kissing and touching them. He was even

[00:27:47] [SPEAKER_03]: said to have a special space in his palace where he would display the hands of his preferred

[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_03]: girlfriends. Wow, did he cut them off? See I don't know that's yeah wait a minute.

[00:27:58] [SPEAKER_03]: That was the information I was looking for but did not find.

[00:28:02] [SPEAKER_03]: I like to think it was like a special painting room but I don't actually know.

[00:28:06] [SPEAKER_01]: So wait, he liked his mistresses hand. So imagine being his main partner and he

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_02]: found out his mistresses like- He's a king they all had mistresses back then?

[00:28:18] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess. Or is that like a bunch of them? Like he didn't have just like one-

[00:28:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Like it was all like an open thing it wasn't like a secret thing?

[00:28:23] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it's not a secret thing of mistresses.

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. So yeah he had a bunch of them I can only imagine it's like similar to having like multiple

[00:28:31] [SPEAKER_03]: concubines and stuff like that but yeah one specific mistress he preferred her hands.

[00:28:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Her hands was the prettiest. I don't know if you've ever heard of Casanova before so that's

[00:28:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Italian adventurer and author. He lived from 1725 to 1798 and he was known for having many

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_03]: conquests and memoirs which detailed his sexual encounters in like crazy detail.

[00:29:03] [SPEAKER_03]: In one instance he literally said she had the prettiest little hands I had ever seen

[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_03]: and I was taken with a violent desire to kiss them.

[00:29:11] [SPEAKER_03]: So he had a bunch of stuff written down about like his sexual-

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_03]: A violent desire to kiss them.

[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Deviant scenes. But yeah so that was fun.

[00:29:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna go home and just kiss Collin's hand he's gonna be like no.

[00:29:25] [SPEAKER_03]: It'd be great.

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_03]: He wouldn't enjoy that?

[00:29:27] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think he signed up for that kind of fluff.

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:29:33] [SPEAKER_03]: In 1837 some people say that hand fetishes and bloomed around the Victorian age

[00:29:38] [SPEAKER_03]: when people were more conservative so they were trying to find other ways to express

[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_03]: their desires and started to focus more on hands.

[00:29:48] [SPEAKER_03]: 1877 there was someone called Richard von Kraft Ebbing who released Psychopathia Sexualis a

[00:29:55] [SPEAKER_03]: book that had a whole chapter on hand fetishism. 1905 was Sigmund Freud's heyday and he talked about

[00:30:05] [SPEAKER_03]: hand fetishism in his book The Three Essays on Theory of Sexuality and he of course

[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_03]: decided that that was a displacement of the Oedipus complex because everything relates back

[00:30:18] [SPEAKER_03]: to wanting to like sleep with your parents for him you know.

[00:30:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh god.

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And then he get into like 1950s there were the Kinsey reports which were the first large-scale

[00:30:29] [SPEAKER_03]: study of human sexuality and that included information on hand fetishism.

[00:30:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Then there were like 90s movies that like went into movies like The Basic Impulse

[00:30:40] [SPEAKER_03]: which came out in like 1992 and then there was the Thomas Crown Affair in 1999 and both of those had

[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_03]: features of characters that had hand fetishes.

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Interesting.

[00:30:50] [SPEAKER_03]: And then most recently in like 2007 a study with 5,000 participants was conducted where

[00:30:57] [SPEAKER_03]: each person claimed to have at least one fetish. Less than 1% had mentioned hand fetishes

[00:31:04] [SPEAKER_03]: specifically and in that case it was specifically fingernails.

[00:31:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Wow.

[00:31:10] [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah that's my little history.

[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Very nice.

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Now I'm going to look at every client that compliments my nails.

[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_02]: You differently know.

[00:31:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Make you uncomfortable.

[00:31:22] [SPEAKER_01]: For movies I think I heard the director of a Hannibal Lecter movie had a hand fetish

[00:31:32] [SPEAKER_01]: that's why it puts a lotion on its skin.

[00:31:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:31:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Especially like on the hands he like focuses on.

[00:31:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Totally.

[00:31:43] [SPEAKER_01]: You've seen it?

[00:31:45] [SPEAKER_01]: You don't like scary movies.

[00:31:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think that one's really that scary.

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I remember.

[00:31:52] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like even like the slightest scary movie you're like nope.

[00:31:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Not even me.

[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not as bad as my co-worker.

[00:31:59] [SPEAKER_02]: She was literally what today was like Rocky Horror Picture Show that's a horror movie

[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_02]: and we're like no.

[00:32:05] [SPEAKER_02]: No what?

[00:32:06] [SPEAKER_02]: This is the word horror in it so she got a secondary movie this whole time.

[00:32:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.

[00:32:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Are they going to watch it now?

[00:32:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Probably not because it's just the word horror in it.

[00:32:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay yeah.

[00:32:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Listen that's a staple.

[00:32:18] [SPEAKER_02]: It's almost.

[00:32:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah you gotta watch that.

[00:32:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Have to.

[00:32:22] [SPEAKER_02]: All right well psychology.

[00:32:25] [SPEAKER_02]: I went to Halloween and you said pride and my brain was like it's not close to

[00:32:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Halloween completely.

[00:32:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like I'm just gonna say Rocky Horror Picture Show

[00:32:36] [SPEAKER_03]: although maybe it's a good Halloween show also very gay.

[00:32:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Also very gay you are correct.

[00:32:43] [SPEAKER_01]: All right psychology.

[00:32:46] [SPEAKER_01]: All right it's not been very much much researched as to why people develop a

[00:32:52] [SPEAKER_01]: hand fetish but it's believed to be linked to the brain's ability to associate

[00:32:56] [SPEAKER_01]: cacti-

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_01]: words.

[00:32:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Tactices?

[00:32:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes to associate tactile sensations with pleasure.

[00:33:04] [SPEAKER_03]: It sounds like she's one of the big ones.

[00:33:06] [SPEAKER_01]: I really believed you when you said cactus.

[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like wow you got so wild.

[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_03]: No it didn't actually mean it had tactile.

[00:33:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I had no idea.

[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I was like double down on the idea of like this being related to cactus somehow.

[00:33:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Well I mean I could have pulled that off maybe like don't touch cactuses.

[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_01]: It will hurt unless you're into that.

[00:33:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Pace.

[00:33:27] [SPEAKER_02]: It's part of pleasure.

[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:33:31] [SPEAKER_01]: All right so I have a fun fact about pain.

[00:33:36] [SPEAKER_01]: All right let's do it.

[00:33:37] [SPEAKER_02]: So I was watching a video from a doctor the other day and his main theory is so you

[00:33:44] [SPEAKER_02]: actually can't taste capsaicin which is the um wait what capsaicin that's the spice

[00:33:50] [SPEAKER_02]: from like a lot of peppers and stuff right?

[00:33:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:33:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Wait I'm really into spice stuff and what.

[00:33:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah so the whole reason you like it you can actually taste the spice you're just

[00:34:00] [SPEAKER_02]: it's just your tongue reacting to the pain of heat.

[00:34:04] [SPEAKER_01]: But that's not I don't like super heat stuff.

[00:34:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I like things that are hot that taste good.

[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah but that's also other ingredients in there.

[00:34:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah I don't like just straight heat that's why I don't that's why I told Sharky

[00:34:16] [SPEAKER_01]: his hot sauce is like straight heat because it is.

[00:34:18] [SPEAKER_01]: It is not.

[00:34:18] [SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was.

[00:34:19] [SPEAKER_02]: You're a baby.

[00:34:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know I thought it was straight.

[00:34:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Well I also love.

[00:34:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Sharky sauce is the best he has blueberry.

[00:34:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I like I like the okay yeah so I was gonna say I like the fruity ones that he has.

[00:34:29] [SPEAKER_01]: I love fruity hot sauce.

[00:34:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Danny loves the other one we have that one upstairs I need to get some fruity one.

[00:34:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Literally just off my hand.

[00:34:37] [SPEAKER_03]: You're giving a blow job to some dude with hot sauce on his dick?

[00:34:40] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:34:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes you know.

[00:34:43] [SPEAKER_01]: He'll just bring his hot sauce to um.

[00:34:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not giving Sharky blow jobs.

[00:34:48] [SPEAKER_01]: And he'll just put some on people's hands and we'll just.

[00:34:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah so if you're gonna taste hot sauce you're supposed to put it on like this part

[00:34:53] [SPEAKER_02]: of your hand because it doesn't get.

[00:34:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Our listeners couldn't see you do that so.

[00:34:57] [SPEAKER_01]: It sounded like.

[00:34:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know that part is called.

[00:35:01] [SPEAKER_03]: In between the webbing between your thumb and your.

[00:35:04] [SPEAKER_01]: No it's more of like on your top knuckle of your index finger.

[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Right here this is where it's supposed to go.

[00:35:10] [SPEAKER_02]: That's like your webbing.

[00:35:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah I guess.

[00:35:13] [SPEAKER_02]: You're supposed to put it there because if you put it on your fingertips with all

[00:35:16] [SPEAKER_02]: of the gross things you touch throughout the day and also gets that flavor so you're

[00:35:20] [SPEAKER_02]: supposed to put it there because nothing really touches there.

[00:35:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's yeah same.

[00:35:24] [SPEAKER_03]: You should just wash your hands.

[00:35:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't disagree but.

[00:35:27] [SPEAKER_01]: No that's for like rules for other I think like caviar is supposed to do the same thing.

[00:35:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Right there.

[00:35:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Why you put caviar on your hand?

[00:35:33] [SPEAKER_01]: To taste test to see if you like it before you buy a whole thing of it like at restaurants.

[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_01]: I've never done this I've only seen like TikToks about it but yeah it's the same concept.

[00:35:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Very different parts of TikTok.

[00:35:45] [SPEAKER_01]: There was like a caviar like trend on TikTok for a while.

[00:35:49] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm on gay men TikTok lesbian TikTok and hot Norwegian men.

[00:35:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I was gonna say I'm on Furby's with tentacles cooking string worms.

[00:36:01] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm on cooking well I'm not on the caviar talk anymore but now we will be because my phone

[00:36:07] [SPEAKER_01]: heard me right um and a lot of strippers and no strippers oh I'm also content creators

[00:36:13] [SPEAKER_02]: TikTok and I'd really like to not be in other hairstyles drama.

[00:36:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I got a stylist TikTok I haven't been on there in a hot minute because I was not having fun.

[00:36:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I saw like enough transphobic hairstylists oh no like I'm over it yeah yikes

[00:36:27] [SPEAKER_01]: you know it means like basically stripper and food.

[00:36:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Stripper TikToks are good TikToks.

[00:36:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh I'm also on sexy food TikTok.

[00:36:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Sexy food.

[00:36:36] [SPEAKER_02]: They make food half naked which oh not gonna complain oh that's fine yeah

[00:36:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Phone do you hear me?

[00:36:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Sexy food TikTok.

[00:36:47] [SPEAKER_01]: All right well wait we're in airplane mode so I don't think but dang it I'll I'll say it later.

[00:36:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll send you some food TikToks.

[00:36:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes all right so anyway it's back to psychology of hands.

[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_01]: So some people believe that it could be from um developed during childhood from having

[00:37:09] [SPEAKER_01]: experiences where they received positive feedback for touching or holding hands

[00:37:13] [SPEAKER_01]: like when you're a kid you always have to like hold hands for like crossing the street

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_01]: or or a face are you making Ashley?

[00:37:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh god that was a very creepy face.

[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_03]: How Ashley makes eyes at me from across the room when she wants something.

[00:37:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh boy.

[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_03]: The glow of the tablet just enhances.

[00:37:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Illuminates but yeah.

[00:37:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Blinding you.

[00:37:37] [SPEAKER_01]: You two continue that and I'll continue all right.

[00:37:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Help me.

[00:37:45] [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah when you're like a kid you constantly have to like hold somebody's hand like cross

[00:37:49] [SPEAKER_01]: the street or you know if you're on a field trip they're like everybody hold hands you know stay

[00:37:53] [SPEAKER_01]: together so you always give like positive feedback as a kid like.

[00:37:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Right when you're holding hands.

[00:37:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:38:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Um Ashley just you're distracting me.

[00:38:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Good.

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_01]: All right it's a leading to when you become an adult and you see erotic material that

[00:38:13] [SPEAKER_01]: involves a lot of pleasure from hands like Ashley just stop giving the air blow hand jobs.

[00:38:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay I am not doing air blow jobs you did hand jobs.

[00:38:22] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:38:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Right off.

[00:38:24] [SPEAKER_03]: The ghosts are really having a great time.

[00:38:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:38:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes I don't have ghosts in my house stop it.

[00:38:29] [SPEAKER_03]: As the cross did you put it back?

[00:38:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I put it back.

[00:38:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Has it been living there still?

[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay good.

[00:38:34] [SPEAKER_01]: It has not disappeared I don't think I have not checked in a while.

[00:38:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I can check that daily.

[00:38:39] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll go check out for this.

[00:38:41] [SPEAKER_01]: So again after getting positive feedback for using your hands during the sex.

[00:38:46] [SPEAKER_02]: The sex.

[00:38:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:38:48] [SPEAKER_02]: The good good.

[00:38:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Bad bad.

[00:38:53] [SPEAKER_01]: I keep getting a bubble in my throat.

[00:38:55] [SPEAKER_01]: It's from the burger.

[00:38:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay probably.

[00:38:58] [SPEAKER_01]: All right McDonald's okay so the reason why people get into hands

[00:39:03] [SPEAKER_01]: hand varies from person to person because well of course but some like all hands in general

[00:39:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Moth you mentioned this and some prefer very specific things like fingernails

[00:39:16] [SPEAKER_01]: knuckles palms cuticles nail beds.

[00:39:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Etc.

[00:39:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Cuticles I was also confused by what are we essentially attracted to cuticles for.

[00:39:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Some people like to eat their cuticles I don't know.

[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_03]: No sexually.

[00:39:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Probably hey if it's it probably exists.

[00:39:32] [SPEAKER_03]: That's one thing to collect fingernails it's a whole different creepy thing to collect cuticles.

[00:39:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah that's a good piece.

[00:39:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Ashley's peeling cuticles now.

[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_02]: No there was like a hair stuck in my nail that I was trying to get out.

[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_02]: But that was a gold member.

[00:39:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep I yes that was the name but I was trying to think okay.

[00:39:55] [SPEAKER_01]: All right so they could have had a positive or negative experience with any of these things

[00:40:02] [SPEAKER_01]: specifically leading to fetish fetishizing it in their adult life.

[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of people that are into muscular hands like the strength of the hands

[00:40:13] [SPEAKER_01]: and the feeling of how they can probably be rough them around like in bed and stuff be rough with

[00:40:18] [SPEAKER_01]: them.

[00:40:18] [SPEAKER_03]: When you're looking for a new necklace.

[00:40:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes took me a split second there yes.

[00:40:26] [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of studies led to similar studies done for foot fetish.

[00:40:30] [SPEAKER_01]: But since we were specifically doing hands that kind of left me at a standstill but

[00:40:37] [SPEAKER_01]: so I decided to do a deeper dive into psychology behind left-handed people and right-handed people.

[00:40:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a lefty.

[00:40:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Thanks for the finger guns Ashley.

[00:40:48] [SPEAKER_01]: So left-handed people make up only 10% of the world's population.

[00:40:53] [SPEAKER_01]: So speaking of that people who use both hands studies have shown that they are more likely

[00:40:59] [SPEAKER_01]: to struggle with ADHD symptoms and people who are only left-handed not as much.

[00:41:06] [SPEAKER_02]: But also with dyslexia.

[00:41:12] [SPEAKER_01]: So lefties struggle with having quote unquote good hand-writing skills.

[00:41:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Ashley you have pretty good hand-writing don't you?

[00:41:19] [SPEAKER_01]: No I don't.

[00:41:21] [SPEAKER_02]: You have never seen my hand-writing skills.

[00:41:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I guess that's why I haven't seen it.

[00:41:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just okay because you're always type everything for a reason.

[00:41:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I was like I don't think I've seen your hand-writing since high school.

[00:41:30] [SPEAKER_02]: And it was horrible then.

[00:41:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Right I mean my hand-writing has gotten better.

[00:41:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Are you left or right-handed?

[00:41:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm right-handed.

[00:41:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm right-handed but I have awful hand-writing.

[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Well it's good if I'm trying.

[00:41:40] [SPEAKER_03]: That's fair.

[00:41:40] [SPEAKER_03]: My mom shamed me enough.

[00:41:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh no.

[00:41:43] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought you were supposed to have good hand-writing out of my kids.

[00:41:46] [SPEAKER_03]: So I was like no.

[00:41:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah our youngest son is a lefty and he has horrible hand-writing.

[00:41:53] [SPEAKER_01]: He's trying.

[00:41:55] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a lefty Jean it's fine.

[00:41:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Fallen has bad hand-writing too.

[00:41:59] [SPEAKER_01]: He's a lefty?

[00:41:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.

[00:42:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:42:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Literally writing from left to right was doomed from the beginning because you're a lefty.

[00:42:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Like I bet we had a language that was right to left maybe you would be better off but like

[00:42:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[00:42:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Correct I mean did not even think of that.

[00:42:16] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:42:16] [SPEAKER_01]: That sucks.

[00:42:19] [SPEAKER_03]: No books are not in your favor.

[00:42:21] [SPEAKER_02]: You can do you know that you can go to any office max and actually get the bind swapped?

[00:42:26] [SPEAKER_02]: To be it?

[00:42:26] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:42:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah you can get them put on the right side.

[00:42:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Interesting.

[00:42:30] [SPEAKER_02]: They make left or right.

[00:42:30] [SPEAKER_01]: But that still doesn't help with writing left or right.

[00:42:34] [SPEAKER_02]: No but then you would don't have like the-

[00:42:35] [SPEAKER_01]: The spiral yeah.

[00:42:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Dumb stuff.

[00:42:40] [SPEAKER_01]: So if you didn't have quote unquote good hand-writing

[00:42:43] [SPEAKER_01]: math like you said they used to grow up in a world where the natural tendencies to

[00:42:48] [SPEAKER_01]: right with left hand were discouraged.

[00:42:50] [SPEAKER_01]: They were taught to use their right hand all growing up.

[00:42:52] [SPEAKER_03]: I was told that was going to go to hell.

[00:42:54] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:42:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah it's a religious thing.

[00:42:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Really?

[00:42:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah totally the Christians man they tell you that you're not-

[00:43:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I grew up Christian I never heard of this.

[00:43:02] [SPEAKER_03]: The really religious one.

[00:43:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Because you're right handed.

[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_01]: I guess yeah.

[00:43:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.

[00:43:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Probably more of like a Catholic thing.

[00:43:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Probably.

[00:43:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.

[00:43:11] [SPEAKER_01]: All wrong.

[00:43:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Kids used to get their hands smacked with rulers before it.

[00:43:15] [SPEAKER_01]: That's so sad.

[00:43:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I just got told I was going to hell by my-

[00:43:18] [SPEAKER_01]: But even outside of that like in just public schools

[00:43:21] [SPEAKER_01]: kids were discouraged from using their left hand and like

[00:43:25] [SPEAKER_01]: tried to be taught to use the right hand instead.

[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Totally.

[00:43:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Should I think-

[00:43:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Should I use both?

[00:43:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Is super wrong and unnatural like I don't know.

[00:43:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't agree with that.

[00:43:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Both of our kids grew up left handed and

[00:43:37] [SPEAKER_01]: my older son-

[00:43:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I think a lot of my buddies and my friend group might just realize.

[00:43:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:43:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Because Miles is a lefty, Skyler's a lefty.

[00:43:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Hi Miles.

[00:43:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Birds of a feather.

[00:43:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Locked together.

[00:43:48] [SPEAKER_01]: There you go.

[00:43:49] [SPEAKER_01]: But like my older son he growing up in school was always super discouraged to use his left hand.

[00:43:56] [SPEAKER_01]: And they're constantly- I was like fighting with the teachers about it.

[00:43:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like no that's his natural like-

[00:44:01] [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like why?

[00:44:03] [SPEAKER_01]: I asked the teachers why they're like because

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_01]: right handed scissors.

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like that's a dumb-

[00:44:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Really?

[00:44:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Like there's left handed scissors.

[00:44:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:44:10] [SPEAKER_03]: They're not good.

[00:44:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Well but still like I wanted him to be like-

[00:44:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Right just use whatever feels comfortable.

[00:44:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:44:17] [SPEAKER_01]: And by the time

[00:44:19] [SPEAKER_01]: now our younger son is in school they don't do that anymore.

[00:44:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Thank goodness.

[00:44:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I came across an interesting experiment of right-handed seniors.

[00:44:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Researchers found that the subjects relied less and less on their dominant hand the older they got.

[00:44:37] [SPEAKER_01]: As their right hands grew slower and unsteady the elderly people handled some of the tasks

[00:44:42] [SPEAKER_01]: just as well with their left hands.

[00:44:45] [SPEAKER_01]: But they all still saw themselves as strong righties.

[00:44:49] [SPEAKER_01]: And they kind of believed it was kind of like when you get older

[00:44:53] [SPEAKER_01]: your brain kind of tries to naturally challenge itself to like keep healthy.

[00:44:58] [SPEAKER_01]: So they think that's where it's from.

[00:45:02] [SPEAKER_01]: What are you doing?

[00:45:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Are you okay over there Ashley?

[00:45:04] [SPEAKER_01]: There's more spiders?

[00:45:05] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[00:45:06] [SPEAKER_01]: It is springtime so there might be a lot of bugs down here.

[00:45:11] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sad.

[00:45:13] [SPEAKER_02]: So don't look at the wall or anything.

[00:45:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I haven't seen anything on the wall.

[00:45:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I've been looking at the wall.

[00:45:21] [SPEAKER_01]: No there's-

[00:45:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I saw one of those like quick fast running centipede things in the bathroom the other day.

[00:45:26] [SPEAKER_02]: On my bathroom yesterday.

[00:45:28] [SPEAKER_01]: But this one wasn't running fast it just like

[00:45:30] [SPEAKER_01]: laid there.

[00:45:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Like I think it was just playing dead because like I went back and only moved like two inches.

[00:45:37] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like I'm already dead leave me alone.

[00:45:41] [SPEAKER_01]: So you know the whole thing about like if you're left-handed then you're more right-brained.

[00:45:46] [SPEAKER_01]: If you're right-handed you're more left-brained.

[00:45:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Right yeah.

[00:45:49] [SPEAKER_01]: That is true.

[00:45:52] [SPEAKER_01]: If you're left-handed you're better at emotional expression, music, creativity,

[00:45:56] [SPEAKER_01]: imagination and efficienting the bigger picture of things.

[00:45:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Ashley shaking her head no.

[00:46:01] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[00:46:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Which of those do not?

[00:46:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Whatever the first-

[00:46:05] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember the first one.

[00:46:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Emotional expression.

[00:46:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I would agree with that actually.

[00:46:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah she's not very emotional.

[00:46:13] [SPEAKER_01]: I'd say that's true.

[00:46:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck you and your emotions.

[00:46:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Well that's pretty emotional.

[00:46:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Emotionally bitchy.

[00:46:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah that's an emotion.

[00:46:23] [SPEAKER_01]: You're- that's being emotionally expressive.

[00:46:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Like yeah.

[00:46:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Emotionally available to talk shit.

[00:46:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah I didn't say it meant you were sensitive.

[00:46:30] [SPEAKER_01]: It just meant you're emotionally expressive and being-

[00:46:33] [SPEAKER_01]: You is definitely a type of being emotionally expressive.

[00:46:39] [SPEAKER_01]: And if you're right-handed you're better at writing language, scientific skills,

[00:46:43] [SPEAKER_01]: math, list and logic.

[00:46:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh is that why I can't learn Spanish?

[00:46:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know I'm- let's see.

[00:46:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Are you sign language still those days?

[00:46:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Scientific skills.

[00:46:52] [SPEAKER_01]: I failed science but just because I'm not a good test taker.

[00:46:55] [SPEAKER_02]: God damn it.

[00:46:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Math I was good at.

[00:46:59] [SPEAKER_01]: List I'm somewhat good at.

[00:47:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Logic.

[00:47:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Daniel argued the logic that I'm not very logical but-

[00:47:08] [SPEAKER_01]: On the podcast mom here I run this so-

[00:47:10] [SPEAKER_01]: You're doing great.

[00:47:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:47:12] [SPEAKER_01]: We're proud of you.

[00:47:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Take that Danny.

[00:47:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah screw that guy.

[00:47:16] [SPEAKER_01]: All right just kidding we love you,

[00:47:18] [SPEAKER_01]: we're gonna edit this later okay.

[00:47:19] [SPEAKER_01]: That's it for psychology of hands.

[00:47:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:47:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Ready for common practices?

[00:47:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh what did it do?

[00:47:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:47:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Is that where you can take it?

[00:47:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Here goes her laptop, computer, technical difficulties.

[00:47:32] [SPEAKER_01]: The giant tablet.

[00:47:34] [SPEAKER_01]: The base.

[00:47:35] [SPEAKER_02]: This one was fun because every single website just told me

[00:47:37] [SPEAKER_02]: the exact same things just in different wording.

[00:47:40] [SPEAKER_03]: That's exciting.

[00:47:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah so some of them were just obnoxious and wordy.

[00:47:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't need a four page paragraph

[00:47:48] [SPEAKER_02]: on telling me to take pictures in my hands.

[00:47:52] [SPEAKER_02]: It is a single sentence.

[00:47:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:47:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah so I went through and found the most common ones.

[00:48:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Most common of the common practices?

[00:48:05] [SPEAKER_02]: So sucking fingers, a delicious moment of foreplay.

[00:48:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Licking your lover-

[00:48:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I did take some of the paragraphs but not nearly as long.

[00:48:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:48:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Looking your lover's juices off of you after you-

[00:48:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I knew you would that's what I said.

[00:48:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Like okay, like when you get fingered they're like suck it off.

[00:48:26] [SPEAKER_02]: After you've used your hands to pleasure then,

[00:48:28] [SPEAKER_02]: sucking fingers gets the mind and pulse racing.

[00:48:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Spicy photos take pictures of your hands and send them to your lover.

[00:48:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe you just painted your nails or had you had your nails dug into your own thigh.

[00:48:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Get them going with some pics.

[00:48:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Hey anybody that's listening that's into fingernail fetishes?

[00:48:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I have an entire Instagram story thing saved on my Instagram

[00:48:50] [SPEAKER_01]: of all of my fingernail sets that I've ever had.

[00:48:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I could do that.

[00:48:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Pay me.

[00:48:57] [SPEAKER_01]: It's free content for you all.

[00:48:59] [SPEAKER_02]: As Moth put it earlier, a nice necklace for yourself.

[00:49:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Grabbing or choking a hand around the throat can be a versatile reminder-

[00:49:09] [SPEAKER_02]: that's not the word I meant.

[00:49:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Versatile?

[00:49:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Versatile?

[00:49:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe.

[00:49:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Reminder of who's in charge and choking them during a possible breath play scenario.

[00:49:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Scenario shows the power of the hand.

[00:49:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Fingering and hand jabs use your digits.

[00:49:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Bring your partner-

[00:49:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Use your digits.

[00:49:29] [SPEAKER_02]: No that's not what it says.

[00:49:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Bring your partner to the brink of orgasm.

[00:49:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to say that in the middle of sex next time.

[00:49:35] [SPEAKER_01]: In the middle of the sex.

[00:49:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Use your digits.

[00:49:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Use your digits in the sex.

[00:49:40] [SPEAKER_02]: And if they've been good, maybe let them come all over your hand.

[00:49:46] [SPEAKER_02]: That sounds like the-

[00:49:47] [SPEAKER_02]: A dream come true.

[00:49:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Fisting!

[00:49:54] [SPEAKER_02]: It might not be everyone's, but fisting is also a way to show power and control of the hand.

[00:49:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh there's no fisting like style little hand that we have here.

[00:50:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Is there a bug?

[00:50:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Get it.

[00:50:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry that was a really loud-

[00:50:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Drink everyone.

[00:50:09] [SPEAKER_02]: It was an ant.

[00:50:13] [SPEAKER_02]: You can also add it in a bondage with handcuffs and take pictures that way.

[00:50:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Literally that's everything that everyone put is just fist your partner.

[00:50:23] [SPEAKER_02]: That was a lot, a lot what I got just fist your partner.

[00:50:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Fist them safely.

[00:50:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Because there's a method to that madness.

[00:50:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't have it, but people there are books.

[00:50:34] [SPEAKER_03]: There's many books actually on it.

[00:50:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Do your research.

[00:50:38] [SPEAKER_02]: And if you get into bondage also be careful with that.

[00:50:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:50:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Taking pictures.

[00:50:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Have scissors handy.

[00:50:44] [SPEAKER_02]: You see.

[00:50:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:50:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[00:50:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah that's what I kept going over is just those getting hand manicures,

[00:50:51] [SPEAKER_02]: massages.

[00:50:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Handjobs.

[00:50:52] [SPEAKER_02]: We already talked about handjobs.

[00:50:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Fingerings and handjobs.

[00:50:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh okay.

[00:50:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I missed a mist.

[00:50:58] [SPEAKER_02]: That was when you said give me the what, what was it?

[00:51:02] [SPEAKER_01]: The digits.

[00:51:03] [SPEAKER_02]: The digits.

[00:51:03] [SPEAKER_01]: I thought you meant sucking on the fingers still.

[00:51:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Nope that was.

[00:51:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Give me your digits.

[00:51:08] [SPEAKER_03]: You had a little focused on prior conversations.

[00:51:11] [SPEAKER_02]: She was very focused on sucking on fingers.

[00:51:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:51:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Stop it guys.

[00:51:18] [SPEAKER_02]: She really wants to suck on.

[00:51:19] [SPEAKER_03]: You just knocked all of your buddies off.

[00:51:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm so aggressive.

[00:51:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm so sorry.

[00:51:24] [SPEAKER_03]: It's okay I smacked an ant.

[00:51:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't mean to.

[00:51:27] [SPEAKER_03]: We're just being loud today.

[00:51:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Take lots of drinks.

[00:51:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[00:51:31] [SPEAKER_01]: It's funny.

[00:51:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Or drink water.

[00:51:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Stay hydrated.

[00:51:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Well actually Jen might be listening to this on the plane this time so

[00:51:38] [SPEAKER_02]: get drunk Jen.

[00:51:40] [SPEAKER_01]: There you go.

[00:51:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Get drunk Jen.

[00:51:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Use your hands to get drunk.

[00:51:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah you can take sexy pictures with drinks in your hand.

[00:51:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Send them to us.

[00:51:49] [SPEAKER_02]: So sexy.

[00:51:50] [SPEAKER_02]: You might get featured on our Instagram story.

[00:51:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah we'll do it.

[00:51:55] [SPEAKER_01]: You might actually be figuring out a mic buddy here.

[00:51:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:51:59] [SPEAKER_01]: No wait I had it.

[00:52:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Dammit.

[00:52:02] [SPEAKER_02]: You're just leaking all over.

[00:52:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Leaking Kahlua from the ass of the hand.

[00:52:09] [SPEAKER_02]: There we go.

[00:52:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I finally have somewhat of a mic buddy.

[00:52:13] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna take a picture of it.

[00:52:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Hey you have a mic buddy.

[00:52:14] [SPEAKER_01]: One you guys have like three now like 12.

[00:52:17] [SPEAKER_01]: I am one because my mic is different and

[00:52:21] [SPEAKER_01]: no stop having a fancy mic that's on you.

[00:52:24] [SPEAKER_01]: That's on Danny.

[00:52:25] [SPEAKER_03]: You did decide to be cooler than us.

[00:52:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Danny did.

[00:52:29] [SPEAKER_01]: And then he bought himself a mic for his gaming that's similar to like

[00:52:33] [SPEAKER_01]: your twos that have can have a ton of mic buddies.

[00:52:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just gonna put a mic buddy on his and his gaming mic and he's gonna take it off and

[00:52:40] [SPEAKER_02]: it's gonna get take two seconds and he's gonna like fuck this.

[00:52:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[00:52:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Shout out to Danny he does twitch streams.

[00:52:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[00:52:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Go watch it Danny Squiggles.

[00:52:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Check it out.

[00:52:52] [SPEAKER_02]: You can see our setup in the background.

[00:52:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:52:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes I sneak into the stream giving him shots.

[00:52:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes I sneak in the stream and I flip them off.

[00:52:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[00:53:00] [SPEAKER_01]: It's all a good time.

[00:53:02] [SPEAKER_01]: All right is that it for common practices?

[00:53:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah that was it was really just the same thing over and over again.

[00:53:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Use your hands.

[00:53:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Use your hands get manicures get pedicure well that's finished.

[00:53:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Also get pedicures fuck it.

[00:53:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:53:15] [SPEAKER_01]: All right so now I decided we can go over safety.

[00:53:19] [SPEAKER_01]: All right keep your hands clean wash them.

[00:53:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't care if we sing the ABCs or count to 20.

[00:53:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Sing happy birthday just wash your hands.

[00:53:28] [SPEAKER_01]: How about I just...

[00:53:29] [SPEAKER_03]: No that doesn't count.

[00:53:31] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean if that's what you're into.

[00:53:35] [SPEAKER_03]: We just went through a pandemic I think.

[00:53:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I'd hope so at this point.

[00:53:40] [SPEAKER_03]: I would hope so.

[00:53:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Definitely.

[00:53:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Remove dirt from under your fingernails before inserting into places.

[00:53:47] [SPEAKER_02]: There's probably so much hair under my nails I don't want to know.

[00:53:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh gosh.

[00:53:50] [SPEAKER_02]: It's behind your eyeballs.

[00:53:52] [SPEAKER_02]: That's not actually a fact.

[00:53:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Wait what?

[00:53:56] [SPEAKER_03]: There was a thing that was going around for a hot minute that like you collected

[00:53:59] [SPEAKER_03]: hair behind your eyeballs.

[00:54:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Then that's how morticians do your hairstylist.

[00:54:03] [SPEAKER_02]: You don't actually collect hair.

[00:54:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:54:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Hair though.

[00:54:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:54:07] [SPEAKER_03]: We do hairstylists have.

[00:54:10] [SPEAKER_03]: To collect hair in their stomach someone and then have to get them removed

[00:54:13] [SPEAKER_03]: because you can't digest hair.

[00:54:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Or do you like throw it up?

[00:54:17] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:54:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Like no.

[00:54:18] [SPEAKER_03]: It becomes like a mess in your stomach.

[00:54:21] [SPEAKER_03]: You have to get it removed.

[00:54:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Because I've seen the things for eyeballs like contact wearers get like when you die they

[00:54:27] [SPEAKER_01]: find a bunch of like contact lenses.

[00:54:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:54:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:54:29] [SPEAKER_03]: If you don't take them out.

[00:54:31] [SPEAKER_01]: You have to take out your contact.

[00:54:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe there is one in the back of my eyeball.

[00:54:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Right isn't it?

[00:54:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Like I had one stuck way up in my eyelid once.

[00:54:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh I've had that.

[00:54:38] [SPEAKER_01]: And I could feel it.

[00:54:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah I could feel it.

[00:54:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Luckily I had long fingernails at the time and I was actually.

[00:54:43] [SPEAKER_03]: That's so much worse.

[00:54:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[00:54:45] [SPEAKER_01]: No listen if I did it was that far up where if I didn't have long fingernails

[00:54:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I would not have been able to get it.

[00:54:49] [SPEAKER_01]: And like I was able to reach it and get it and get it out and then it felt so much better.

[00:54:54] [SPEAKER_03]: So here's the thing with your eyeballs there's only so far back it can go.

[00:54:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Your eyeball it doesn't right like nothing can actually get to behind your right.

[00:55:02] [SPEAKER_01]: I just could not.

[00:55:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I couldn't reach it like just I don't know I've lost quite a few contacts in my eyes before

[00:55:09] [SPEAKER_03]: but I've always been able to like get them out.

[00:55:12] [SPEAKER_01]: It's worse when like they rip in half like and then only half of it and you're

[00:55:16] [SPEAKER_01]: searching for the other half and like yeah.

[00:55:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Why are you ripping your contacts in your eyeballs?

[00:55:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I've never had.

[00:55:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Listen I've had contacts since seventh grade.

[00:55:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I've had so many different brands and like kinds or some were not as good and I learned

[00:55:30] [SPEAKER_01]: the hard way and yeah.

[00:55:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Shout out to Hubble you should sponsor us I really like your contacts.

[00:55:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I love Hubble yes Hubble please contact us.

[00:55:39] [SPEAKER_01]: There it is that was good.

[00:55:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Dailies I just do yeah because they offer me discounts when I get.

[00:55:46] [SPEAKER_01]: I use Hubble contacts like you're not supposed to.

[00:55:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Same.

[00:55:51] [SPEAKER_01]: One pair for like two weeks.

[00:55:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh I do like a week but.

[00:55:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Hubble if you're listening don't don't listen to that part we wear them correctly.

[00:55:59] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a hair.

[00:56:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Hair everywhere.

[00:56:04] [SPEAKER_01]: So be careful of anything in lotions or oils that might be on your hands

[00:56:08] [SPEAKER_01]: and then putting your hands anywhere.

[00:56:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Be careful if you or your partner has any warts or anything contagious on their hands.

[00:56:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:56:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna get a big old ward on your peepee.

[00:56:23] [SPEAKER_01]: And hand prints something I guess no this isn't safety this is wrap it up after talk.

[00:56:27] [SPEAKER_01]: It's time to wrap it up.

[00:56:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Wrap up your hands wear gloves.

[00:56:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah yeah wear a finger condom.

[00:56:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Imagine if you're in one just rolls off inside the girl's cooter.

[00:56:41] [SPEAKER_01]: That can happen with normal condoms.

[00:56:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Is it hard to do I don't know.

[00:56:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know I feel like they because they use started like a little

[00:56:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I feel like they roll up pretty quickly easily.

[00:56:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah well I'm sure they're just as tight as penis condoms.

[00:56:54] [SPEAKER_01]: No not really.

[00:56:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Which can happen too.

[00:56:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Depends how tight your cooter is.

[00:56:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah or if you're wearing the correct size condom.

[00:57:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Right if you have that gorilla grip cooter.

[00:57:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Gorilla grip cooter.

[00:57:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.

[00:57:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's steal some condoms.

[00:57:09] [SPEAKER_03]: What do you say.

[00:57:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Definitely.

[00:57:11] [SPEAKER_01]: All right so now the word after talk.

[00:57:14] [SPEAKER_01]: I came across this only once but some people are into hand prints specifically.

[00:57:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Seeing hand prints on things.

[00:57:21] [SPEAKER_03]: That could be um murdery.

[00:57:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Or spanking.

[00:57:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Murdery.

[00:57:29] [SPEAKER_01]: No you're right I thought that too at first like hand prints like on windows or

[00:57:34] [SPEAKER_01]: in the snow I don't know you know.

[00:57:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I was definitely thinking spanking but.

[00:57:40] [SPEAKER_02]: See to each their own.

[00:57:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure.

[00:57:44] [SPEAKER_02]: We're just being loud.

[00:57:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Everybody's gonna get really drunk listening to this.

[00:57:50] [SPEAKER_01]: All right so take your phones off of airplane mode.

[00:57:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you hear any static sorry everyone.

[00:57:59] [SPEAKER_01]: So there is a hand fetish adult coloring book you can buy and enjoy on amazon.

[00:58:06] [SPEAKER_01]: I linked it in our google docs if you want to take a look at it that's why I had you open up your phones.

[00:58:10] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a 40 page coloring book with designs of hands doing turned on my phone.

[00:58:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Doing all sorts of things.

[00:58:17] [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't see any hands in there that were doing anything naughty per se.

[00:58:21] [SPEAKER_01]: But I don't know maybe they just can't show that on amazon.

[00:58:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god go away.

[00:58:26] [SPEAKER_01]: But they have coloring pages of hands holding like a cell phone or holding a game controller

[00:58:31] [SPEAKER_01]: using scissors holding a flower it's just 40 pages of only hands doing hand things.

[00:58:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm assuming this is under the hand emoji.

[00:58:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes I always name our google docs with an emoji that's really too what we're talking about.

[00:58:48] [SPEAKER_01]: All right my next bullet point.

[00:58:52] [SPEAKER_01]: There's all these dildos that are shaped like hands.

[00:58:56] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a pocket pussy that's shaped like a hand.

[00:58:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I have a rubber fist.

[00:58:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Have you seen the gloves?

[00:59:00] [SPEAKER_01]: That's exactly what I was going to talk about.

[00:59:02] [SPEAKER_01]: I linked it in our google docs in case you haven't seen it.

[00:59:05] [SPEAKER_03]: It's been floating around for a minute now I feel like.

[00:59:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Well now with our google searches it came up really quickly.

[00:59:12] [SPEAKER_01]: So it's a silicone glove that you or your partner can wear

[00:59:16] [SPEAKER_01]: and each finger has a different detail on it for different sensations

[00:59:21] [SPEAKER_01]: like one finger is ribbed, one is bumpy.

[00:59:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Only the middle finger is shaped like a penis

[00:59:28] [SPEAKER_01]: and that was the only finger that vibrates.

[00:59:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Why did you link us to the AliExpress listing?

[00:59:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.

[00:59:34] [SPEAKER_01]: It was only eight dollars and six cents.

[00:59:35] [SPEAKER_01]: That's the first thing that came up when I researched this.

[00:59:40] [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like you should order it because.

[00:59:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I want it in purple.

[00:59:44] [SPEAKER_01]: We need it for our studio.

[00:59:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I like this one the best.

[00:59:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they're like yes.

[00:59:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I already have a rubber fist first of all.

[00:59:57] [SPEAKER_02]: You do?

[00:59:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm at Seen Better Days.

[00:59:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Nope, Colin left that in Florida so now we have a new one.

[01:00:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh.

[01:00:03] [SPEAKER_02]: It's brand new and it has a section.

[01:00:04] [SPEAKER_01]: What color is this one?

[01:00:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Skin tone.

[01:00:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[01:00:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Which, this is better.

[01:00:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I thought the other one was like a wacky like blue or something.

[01:00:12] [SPEAKER_02]: No, that one was just dirty.

[01:00:15] [SPEAKER_02]: It was just dirty.

[01:00:16] [SPEAKER_02]: To be clear, that one was dirty from going very dirty.

[01:00:23] [SPEAKER_02]: No, the new one has a suction cup and Colin likes to check it at the floor

[01:00:27] [SPEAKER_02]: and then it makes it really like good.

[01:00:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:00:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.

[01:00:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't make it.

[01:00:30] [SPEAKER_01]: That's not a suck.

[01:00:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, kind of.

[01:00:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I saw an advertisement for someone's dildos

[01:00:35] [SPEAKER_03]: and they were lifting up things with the suction cups on the bottom.

[01:00:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I saw that too.

[01:00:39] [SPEAKER_03]: It was a tiktok though.

[01:00:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was a tiktok.

[01:00:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[01:00:42] [SPEAKER_03]: And they lifted up like the however many gallon water jug.

[01:00:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[01:00:47] [SPEAKER_03]: That's like a thing and they did two dildos on it

[01:00:49] [SPEAKER_03]: and were able to lift up this.

[01:00:51] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how many gallons of water that is.

[01:00:52] [SPEAKER_03]: It was a big one.

[01:00:53] [SPEAKER_03]: But it was a big one.

[01:00:54] [SPEAKER_01]: And they like smashed it against the fridge

[01:00:55] [SPEAKER_01]: and opened the fridge door like with it.

[01:00:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Like it was impressive.

[01:00:59] [SPEAKER_02]: You guys don't want to know how many weird sex toys are in my.

[01:01:04] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot.

[01:01:05] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, but for personal use or the ones that you just bring to festivals

[01:01:08] [SPEAKER_01]: for shits and giggles.

[01:01:12] Bring to festivals.

[01:01:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I have vibrating earrings in my backpack right now.

[01:01:15] [SPEAKER_01]: The Hitachi ones.

[01:01:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:01:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:01:17] [SPEAKER_02]: My favorite is putting those in people's hands

[01:01:19] [SPEAKER_02]: and then be like, what the fuck?

[01:01:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:01:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Where do you hand me?

[01:01:25] [SPEAKER_01]: And they actually work too, right?

[01:01:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[01:01:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they vibrate.

[01:01:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes the battery decides to not want to work, but.

[01:01:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Just smack them.

[01:01:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[01:01:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[01:01:34] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[01:01:35] [SPEAKER_01]: So activity.

[01:01:36] [SPEAKER_03]: I see it.

[01:01:38] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[01:01:39] [SPEAKER_01]: So the first one is an app.

[01:01:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not sure if I linked this app.

[01:01:42] [SPEAKER_01]: If not, we just do it on my phone.

[01:01:44] [SPEAKER_01]: So this is an app called clicks per second.

[01:01:49] [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to see how quick our hand, our hands are.

[01:01:52] [SPEAKER_01]: The click speed test?

[01:01:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[01:01:53] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a quick speed test.

[01:01:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[01:01:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:01:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Then there it is.

[01:01:55] [SPEAKER_01]: I did link that one.

[01:01:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I wasn't sure if I linked all of them.

[01:01:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think it's an app.

[01:01:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh no, it's not an app.

[01:01:59] [SPEAKER_01]: You're right.

[01:02:00] [SPEAKER_01]: This one's a.

[01:02:01] [SPEAKER_02]: How many seconds are you going to do?

[01:02:03] [SPEAKER_02]: 10 seconds?

[01:02:04] [SPEAKER_01]: One second?

[01:02:04] [SPEAKER_01]: One second.

[01:02:05] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think there's 10 second option.

[01:02:07] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a click.

[01:02:08] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a top button.

[01:02:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Click the top.

[01:02:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Nope, not my mind.

[01:02:12] [SPEAKER_03]: What?

[01:02:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the top one?

[01:02:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh no.

[01:02:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what you're talking about.

[01:02:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, if you just scroll down.

[01:02:21] [SPEAKER_01]: So if you want to take this test, it's clicksbtests.info

[01:02:25] [SPEAKER_01]: and you just scroll down past like the ad

[01:02:30] [SPEAKER_01]: and I think as soon as you start.

[01:02:32] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[01:02:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Which, which one did you guys do?

[01:02:33] [SPEAKER_01]: How many seconds?

[01:02:34] [SPEAKER_01]: This is 10.

[01:02:35] [SPEAKER_02]: This is 10.

[01:02:35] [SPEAKER_02]: It's automatically 10.

[01:02:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.

[01:02:39] [SPEAKER_01]: So don't accidentally click the ad.

[01:02:42] [SPEAKER_01]: They don't explore ad.

[01:02:44] [SPEAKER_02]: No, that's not an ad.

[01:02:45] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a your rank is internet Explorer.

[01:02:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.

[01:02:49] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[01:02:50] [SPEAKER_01]: So I think as soon as we start, it starts, right?

[01:02:53] [SPEAKER_01]: I think so.

[01:02:53] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[01:02:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Ready?

[01:02:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:02:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Go.

[01:02:56] [SPEAKER_01]: One, two.

[01:02:57] [SPEAKER_01]: You're not tapping.

[01:02:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Mine's not working.

[01:03:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you got it.

[01:03:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Mine's still not working.

[01:03:04] [SPEAKER_01]: No, can you keep going?

[01:03:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Yours is.

[01:03:05] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm done.

[01:03:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Try again.

[01:03:07] [SPEAKER_01]: No, I couldn't because my phone was cracked at that.

[01:03:09] [SPEAKER_01]: The screen.

[01:03:10] [SPEAKER_01]: That's why it wasn't working.

[01:03:11] [SPEAKER_01]: You can tap it.

[01:03:12] [SPEAKER_01]: You have to hit try again.

[01:03:16] [SPEAKER_01]: It's not working.

[01:03:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Thanks, Danny for breaking my phone.

[01:03:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Tap to start.

[01:03:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[01:03:24] [SPEAKER_01]: There we go.

[01:03:26] [SPEAKER_03]: What?

[01:03:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Which finger?

[01:03:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm using my middle finger.

[01:03:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Get on your feet and try again, pussy.

[01:03:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:03:37] [SPEAKER_03]: That's all I can get.

[01:03:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I can't make me go faster than that.

[01:03:40] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't even know what my score is.

[01:03:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Your rank is a Netflix loading screen.

[01:03:51] [SPEAKER_02]: You're pretty fast, man.

[01:03:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I dare you to get over 90.

[01:03:53] [SPEAKER_01]: It's the one below what you're supposed to do.

[01:03:55] [SPEAKER_01]: The white screen.

[01:03:57] [SPEAKER_01]: That's why it was so good.

[01:03:58] [SPEAKER_01]: No, keep going down.

[01:03:59] [SPEAKER_03]: What are you talking about?

[01:04:00] [SPEAKER_03]: There is no white screen when I go down.

[01:04:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, there is.

[01:04:03] [SPEAKER_01]: It's the white screen.

[01:04:05] [SPEAKER_03]: There.

[01:04:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Right there.

[01:04:07] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what you're supposed to tap.

[01:04:08] [SPEAKER_01]: What is this?

[01:04:09] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what you're supposed to tap.

[01:04:11] [SPEAKER_03]: This is why is this different than the other one?

[01:04:13] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[01:04:13] [SPEAKER_01]: The other one didn't work for me, but that one did.

[01:04:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, there we go.

[01:04:18] [SPEAKER_02]: This one gives you an actual ring.

[01:04:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:04:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I am a sloth.

[01:04:22] [SPEAKER_01]: You're a sloth.

[01:04:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm a sloth too.

[01:04:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Clicks per second is 6.8.

[01:04:29] [SPEAKER_01]: I click 34.

[01:04:30] [SPEAKER_01]: That's because you did two fingers.

[01:04:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[01:04:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I only did one.

[01:04:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Do you want only one?

[01:04:36] [SPEAKER_03]: I did Falcon at two.

[01:04:38] [SPEAKER_03]: My clicks per second was 8.8.

[01:04:40] [SPEAKER_03]: I clicked 44 times.

[01:04:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I click 34 times for one finger.

[01:04:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Play again.

[01:04:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Play in.

[01:04:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry to listen.

[01:04:53] [SPEAKER_01]: This is probably really boring today.

[01:04:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Go play with us.

[01:04:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I still sloth.

[01:04:58] [SPEAKER_03]: I keep accidentally clicking off of it and then it doesn't work.

[01:05:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there's a crack in my screen, so it's not always taking.

[01:05:07] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[01:05:08] [SPEAKER_03]: No, I did one finger and I still got Falcon, so sorry.

[01:05:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, look at show off.

[01:05:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Geez.

[01:05:12] [SPEAKER_03]: 38, I click one finger and 44 with it.

[01:05:15] [SPEAKER_02]: 41 clicks.

[01:05:16] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm still a sloth.

[01:05:18] [SPEAKER_02]: What?

[01:05:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Wow.

[01:05:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Moth, it just likes you.

[01:05:21] [SPEAKER_02]: What is your CPS?

[01:05:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.

[01:05:24] [SPEAKER_02]: 4.1.1.

[01:05:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Minus 7.6.

[01:05:27] [SPEAKER_03]: There it is.

[01:05:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[01:05:30] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[01:05:31] [SPEAKER_01]: So next one is palm reading.

[01:05:35] [SPEAKER_01]: So I looked into this and instead of downloading an app and all of us just

[01:05:40] [SPEAKER_01]: reading the super long paragraphs of who we are as people,

[01:05:43] [SPEAKER_01]: I just looked into learning how to actually read the sex drive part of your hand.

[01:05:51] [SPEAKER_01]: And so everybody take out their dominant hand.

[01:05:56] [SPEAKER_01]: And so this bulge right here, everybody listening, it's a bulge in between your thumb

[01:06:01] [SPEAKER_01]: and your wrist.

[01:06:02] [SPEAKER_01]: That little like bulge right there.

[01:06:05] [SPEAKER_01]: The more bulgy it is, the more sex driven you are.

[01:06:07] [SPEAKER_01]: The more flat it is, the more less sex driven you are.

[01:06:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Mine is very bulgy.

[01:06:18] [SPEAKER_03]: I was going to say, I don't think he's accurate.

[01:06:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like mine is kind of bulgy.

[01:06:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I see a bulge, a little one.

[01:06:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Mine is very bulgy though.

[01:06:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't...

[01:06:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:06:28] [SPEAKER_01]: And I was wondering about this and how if it's kind of like you said that, okay,

[01:06:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm being accurate of like, think of like if you, because that's like a little muscle

[01:06:38] [SPEAKER_01]: right there, isn't it?

[01:06:39] [SPEAKER_01]: So think of like if you see somebody that's super like muscular, you'd be like,

[01:06:43] [SPEAKER_01]: I predict you go to the gym a lot.

[01:06:45] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, well, duh, that's not much of a prediction.

[01:06:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I predict you masturbate a lot.

[01:06:49] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I was going with.

[01:06:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, is that what it's saying?

[01:06:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Or just use your hands a lot in general?

[01:06:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe.

[01:06:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Because my left one is definitely not as bulgy and I'm right handed.

[01:07:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Mine are like the same.

[01:07:01] [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's just like how often you use that muscle in any way during the day.

[01:07:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Why is yours so flat?

[01:07:07] [SPEAKER_01]: You two are hairstylists.

[01:07:09] [SPEAKER_01]: That should be a major...

[01:07:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Apparently I do more with my hands than you two.

[01:07:14] [SPEAKER_01]: You dirty whore.

[01:07:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep, my dirty salute.

[01:07:18] [SPEAKER_01]: You're trying to create a bulge.

[01:07:20] [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm like pushing up.

[01:07:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like the most of a bulge, I feel like.

[01:07:25] [SPEAKER_03]: My sex drive is zero.

[01:07:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's pretty flat though, isn't it?

[01:07:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I would say.

[01:07:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I don't know.

[01:07:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like...

[01:07:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I see it.

[01:07:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I see a bulge.

[01:07:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Right, exactly.

[01:07:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:07:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Ashley's is the flattest.

[01:07:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Bless you.

[01:07:40] [SPEAKER_01]: You're going to need it.

[01:07:44] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[01:07:45] [SPEAKER_01]: The next one is a hand stability test.

[01:07:48] [SPEAKER_01]: This one is on my phone.

[01:07:49] [SPEAKER_01]: It's an app.

[01:07:53] [SPEAKER_01]: So this one, you just try to hold the phone as flat as you can and you press start.

[01:07:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, fuck.

[01:07:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[01:07:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not ready for this after having a drink.

[01:08:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[01:08:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Pressing start now.

[01:08:05] [SPEAKER_01]: I shouldn't talk while doing this, but...

[01:08:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, shut up, kitty.

[01:08:12] [SPEAKER_02]: You're doing great.

[01:08:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm proud of you.

[01:08:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Level four on stable hand.

[01:08:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Your hand is pretty unstable.

[01:08:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.

[01:08:18] [SPEAKER_01]: So when I did this sober, it was...

[01:08:20] [SPEAKER_01]: I got level one.

[01:08:21] [SPEAKER_01]: It was like perfect.

[01:08:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh really?

[01:08:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:08:23] [SPEAKER_01]: But then again, I was like talking during that.

[01:08:26] [SPEAKER_01]: But all right.

[01:08:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Now Ashley's going.

[01:08:30] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like 10 seconds long.

[01:08:33] [SPEAKER_01]: There's like this little dot that you try to keep as stable as you can.

[01:08:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Unstable hand.

[01:08:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't even...

[01:08:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Hold on.

[01:08:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Can I do it one handed?

[01:08:40] [SPEAKER_01]: I did both.

[01:08:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you supposed to do one or are you supposed to...

[01:08:43] [SPEAKER_01]: There's...

[01:08:43] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think there's rules.

[01:08:46] [SPEAKER_01]: I held it in both my hands.

[01:08:49] [SPEAKER_01]: So you try to keep this dot as stable as you can,

[01:08:52] [SPEAKER_01]: like in the middle of the phone or wherever it is when you press start.

[01:08:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Ashley keeps getting like a...

[01:08:58] [SPEAKER_01]: What is that?

[01:08:59] [SPEAKER_01]: That's level three.

[01:09:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Level three, average tremor.

[01:09:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Very normal hand vibration.

[01:09:04] [SPEAKER_03]: What did you get?

[01:09:05] [SPEAKER_01]: I got level four.

[01:09:07] [SPEAKER_01]: So lower the level...

[01:09:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Drink.

[01:09:10] [SPEAKER_01]: The lower the level, the better.

[01:09:11] [SPEAKER_01]: So press start when you're ready.

[01:09:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Whew.

[01:09:19] [SPEAKER_01]: All right, Moth is doing it now.

[01:09:21] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like 10 seconds.

[01:09:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like I got nervous doing it in front of people.

[01:09:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Moth what did you get?

[01:09:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I got a three.

[01:09:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna do that one more time though.

[01:09:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay so you two got a three.

[01:09:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah the first time I did it I got a one.

[01:09:36] [SPEAKER_01]: I was like perfect.

[01:09:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Well maybe you shouldn't be drinking.

[01:09:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep and it was by myself.

[01:09:41] [SPEAKER_01]: So nobody was making me nervous.

[01:09:43] [SPEAKER_01]: I was trying to be quiet so you can concentrate.

[01:09:50] [SPEAKER_01]: What'd you get?

[01:09:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Level three again?

[01:09:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I started my other hand.

[01:09:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah was that your left hand?

[01:09:55] [SPEAKER_01]: That was okay yeah.

[01:09:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Was it supposed to be my dominant hand?

[01:09:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I did both hands so...

[01:10:02] [SPEAKER_02]: The ball's in on the screen.

[01:10:05] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what she said.

[01:10:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Is it?

[01:10:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe, maybe she wants the balls on the screen.

[01:10:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Level two decent hand, your hand is very stable.

[01:10:19] [SPEAKER_01]: There you go.

[01:10:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Wild.

[01:10:21] [SPEAKER_03]: That was a dominant hand.

[01:10:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:10:23] [SPEAKER_01]: All right so there's that.

[01:10:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Good job.

[01:10:30] [SPEAKER_01]: So I did want to go over like sign language a little bit real quick

[01:10:35] [SPEAKER_01]: because you two know sign language right?

[01:10:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep Ashley knows more than I do.

[01:10:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Can you teach me any dirty words in sign language?

[01:10:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Bitch or slut.

[01:10:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Hang on slow down.

[01:10:46] [SPEAKER_01]: One dirty word at a time.

[01:10:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Bitch.

[01:10:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay bitch doesn't matter what hand I use.

[01:10:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Nope whatever it's dominant hand.

[01:10:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[01:10:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah usually use your dominant hand.

[01:10:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[01:10:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Bitch.

[01:11:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Slut.

[01:11:01] [SPEAKER_01]: You use that one a lot.

[01:11:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Just brushing the side of your cheek?

[01:11:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:11:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Slut.

[01:11:07] [SPEAKER_02]: What was the other one I just said?

[01:11:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Four.

[01:11:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Four.

[01:11:10] [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of these are just like brushing parts of your hand on the side of your cheek.

[01:11:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Sex.

[01:11:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh it's almost like scissoring.

[01:11:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Wait so they're like K's.

[01:11:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.

[01:11:20] [SPEAKER_01]: K.

[01:11:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Nope.

[01:11:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Nope.

[01:11:24] [SPEAKER_02]: And then put them together like that.

[01:11:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Like.

[01:11:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like I'm doing that wrong.

[01:11:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Nope.

[01:11:30] [SPEAKER_01]: But I feel like yours are like that.

[01:11:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean yeah.

[01:11:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:11:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[01:11:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Just like the rabbits.

[01:11:38] [SPEAKER_01]: As far as it's not like that it's like okay well.

[01:11:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh your legs are maybe.

[01:11:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Wait I don't oh there's a thing.

[01:11:47] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[01:11:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Method to this madness?

[01:11:49] [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I picture them is two legs.

[01:11:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[01:11:54] [SPEAKER_01]: What's your faces then?

[01:11:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm so confused.

[01:12:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Look up on YouTube if you're listening to this how to say these words so you can see what we're

[01:12:05] [SPEAKER_01]: talking about.

[01:12:05] [SPEAKER_02]: These are multiple words for fuck you.

[01:12:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know that does that be fun to learn.

[01:12:13] [SPEAKER_02]: So poop.

[01:12:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Constipated.

[01:12:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Diarrhea.

[01:12:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:12:18] [SPEAKER_01]: So slut was what again?

[01:12:20] [SPEAKER_01]: That's the main one I remember.

[01:12:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Slut and whore right?

[01:12:24] [SPEAKER_02]: You dumb whore.

[01:12:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Awesome.

[01:12:28] [SPEAKER_02]: You dumb fucking whore.

[01:12:31] [SPEAKER_01]: All right has anyone ever broken a hand or sprained a finger or anything like that?

[01:12:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Broken a finger?

[01:12:37] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[01:12:38] [SPEAKER_01]: I've broken a finger you can still see on my pinky knuckle so we're at barfly of all places

[01:12:44] [SPEAKER_01]: and my friend saw me like there she just arrived and she ran up to me gave me like a

[01:12:50] [SPEAKER_01]: running jumping hug and I like caught her and like it jammed my finger and it got all

[01:12:55] [SPEAKER_01]: black and blue and broken and it never fixed.

[01:13:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Well at least that it was broken but none of them.

[01:13:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Which finger?

[01:13:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Ring finger.

[01:13:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Not ring finger but a finger.

[01:13:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah is that why it's broken?

[01:13:12] [SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't know which one it is.

[01:13:14] [SPEAKER_01]: That one oh that's the wrong one actually.

[01:13:17] [SPEAKER_02]: You know that most people can't actually pinky to their pinky to their

[01:13:20] [SPEAKER_02]: pointer finger.

[01:13:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Your pinky to your pointer finger?

[01:13:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah like that?

[01:13:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah most people can't do that.

[01:13:25] [SPEAKER_01]: All three of us can.

[01:13:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Can you touch your pinky to your pointer finger?

[01:13:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Try it out.

[01:13:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Can you do both?

[01:13:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:13:36] [SPEAKER_02]: What was the other one the...

[01:13:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh can you do your thumb to your wrist?

[01:13:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Can you make gang signs?

[01:13:41] [SPEAKER_01]: No that I'm not gonna I don't know maybe.

[01:13:44] [SPEAKER_03]: No that I'm not good at.

[01:13:47] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not gangster okay.

[01:13:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not really good at throwing games.

[01:13:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Just out of myself as being very vanilla.

[01:13:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Not gangster at all.

[01:13:55] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't get my thumb to touch my wrist.

[01:13:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not cool.

[01:13:57] [SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't count that I have long nails.

[01:14:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think so.

[01:14:01] [SPEAKER_03]: The what that's touching now that is.

[01:14:03] [SPEAKER_01]: I can do it both.

[01:14:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:14:05] [SPEAKER_03]: There's one where you can do the back way

[01:14:06] [SPEAKER_03]: where you can get your finger to like touch.

[01:14:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh ouch no no that feels good stretching.

[01:14:11] [SPEAKER_01]: That does not surprise me.

[01:14:12] [SPEAKER_01]: So listening where you stretch your hand backwards

[01:14:14] [SPEAKER_01]: and try to get your nails to touch the top of your arm.

[01:14:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Or like right going down and doing your thumb against your arm.

[01:14:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Your thumb to the bottom of your arm yes.

[01:14:23] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't do that do they?

[01:14:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I can do both of those.

[01:14:26] [SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna have sore hands after this.

[01:14:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Actually strong gang symbols.

[01:14:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Is that the blood one?

[01:14:32] [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like the only one I can do it.

[01:14:35] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[01:14:36] [SPEAKER_03]: White kid from school.

[01:14:38] [SPEAKER_01]: I was gonna say that's the only one.

[01:14:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay um there's that one do I can do that one.

[01:14:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Is that that's just west side?

[01:14:46] [SPEAKER_01]: That's not.

[01:14:49] [SPEAKER_02]: That's very also very white.

[01:14:52] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[01:14:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh god a lot of white people on this side.

[01:14:56] [SPEAKER_01]: All right anyways so unless we want to do

[01:15:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you for this one.

[01:15:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah so unless we're gonna want to do

[01:15:04] [SPEAKER_01]: some thumb wars then we're done I guess.

[01:15:07] [SPEAKER_01]: No I was just a joke I did not expect us to do thumb wars.

[01:15:11] [SPEAKER_01]: That was just an ending joke.

[01:15:12] [SPEAKER_02]: She's lying.

[01:15:13] [SPEAKER_01]: I was like testing the waters like are they gonna do it?

[01:15:16] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[01:15:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm still thinking of other dirty words.

[01:15:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah vagina.

[01:15:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh that's so vagina is literally just putting your hands together and forming a whole.

[01:15:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:15:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Nice that's easy to remember.

[01:15:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Dick.

[01:15:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Dick is literally just a D from your nose to your it's your pointer finger you point to your

[01:15:36] [SPEAKER_01]: nose and then you point out words.

[01:15:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Not quite.

[01:15:38] [SPEAKER_03]: You put it as a letter D in sign language so it's like this.

[01:15:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh okay.

[01:15:42] [SPEAKER_03]: And then you touch your nose.

[01:15:44] [SPEAKER_03]: And then push it.

[01:15:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay I see.

[01:15:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Stupid dick.

[01:15:49] [SPEAKER_01]: All right so do we want to know what the next topic is?

[01:15:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[01:15:53] [SPEAKER_01]: All right it's my turn.

[01:15:55] [SPEAKER_01]: So the next topic is so I got inspired by this because the new popular documentary out

[01:16:02] [SPEAKER_01]: right now on Netflix is.

[01:16:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Anantical.

[01:16:05] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[01:16:05] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[01:16:05] [SPEAKER_01]: It's called Bama Rush and it's about a sorority.

[01:16:09] [SPEAKER_01]: So our next topic is going to be about sexual hazing.

[01:16:13] [SPEAKER_01]: And disarray is fraternities sports.

[01:16:16] [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably going to get a little dark but we had to go there sometime so

[01:16:22] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah.

[01:16:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[01:16:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Sexual hazing.

[01:16:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[01:16:25] [SPEAKER_01]: To get into a fun club.

[01:16:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Such a fun club.

[01:16:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Figured that'd be different.

[01:16:34] [SPEAKER_02]: The only frat parties I ever went to was the nerd frats and we played Dungeons and

[01:16:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Dragons and Mario Kart so.

[01:16:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Nice.

[01:16:41] [SPEAKER_03]: No sexual hazing.

[01:16:42] [SPEAKER_02]: No sexual hazing.

[01:16:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Well maybe there was to get into the.

[01:16:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to let you know.

[01:16:46] [SPEAKER_02]: You were just a guest.

[01:16:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah I can tell you right now that there was no sexual hazing those guys are too

[01:16:50] [SPEAKER_02]: nerdy for them.

[01:16:52] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know have you seen the movie Nerds?

[01:16:55] [SPEAKER_02]: No we've already seen it.

[01:16:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Part of their thing is all about yeah we're nerds all we think about is sex.

[01:17:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Go watch the movie Nerds.

[01:17:02] [SPEAKER_01]: No I just feel old okay.

[01:17:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Anyways so go follow us on all the things.

[01:17:08] [SPEAKER_01]: All the things.

[01:17:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Go follow our Patreon.

[01:17:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Go buy us a cocktail and buy me a coffee.com slash cocktail.

[01:17:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Give us a five star rating.

[01:17:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Tell your friends.

[01:17:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Other good stuff go on tiktok.

[01:17:23] [SPEAKER_03]: We got an Instagram.

[01:17:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Just Google it.

[01:17:27] [SPEAKER_01]: See where it takes you.

[01:17:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Well we have a website now.

[01:17:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Not yet well we own the domain.

[01:17:32] [SPEAKER_01]: We have not created the website yet.

[01:17:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Ashley's jumping the gun right here.

[01:17:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Now I have to add something to it.

[01:17:41] [SPEAKER_01]: It's okay.

[01:17:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll just put on there tonight and play the page.

[01:17:45] [SPEAKER_01]: We're not there yet.

[01:17:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Just put lemon party on there.

[01:17:49] [SPEAKER_01]: There we go.

[01:17:51] [SPEAKER_01]: We'll do something with it tonight.

[01:17:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Just fuck up everyone's blue waffle something.

[01:17:55] [SPEAKER_02]: All right two girls one cup.

[01:17:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes put all in one spot will become really popular in Google overnight.

[01:18:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Did you know the one man one jar dude has a tiktok account?

[01:18:08] [SPEAKER_03]: No way.

[01:18:08] [SPEAKER_03]: He's taken videos and he's like look it's the same leg tattoo.

[01:18:12] [SPEAKER_03]: This is my proof and he just like only has pictures of his legs.

[01:18:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh that's not.

[01:18:17] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[01:18:18] [SPEAKER_01]: It's pretty funny.

[01:18:19] [SPEAKER_01]: How am I gonna go look?

[01:18:21] [SPEAKER_01]: So much stress.

[01:18:22] [SPEAKER_01]: All right go to the weird side of the internet everyone.

[01:18:25] [SPEAKER_01]: All right is that it?

[01:18:27] [SPEAKER_02]: That's it.

[01:18:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Bye.

[01:18:29] [SPEAKER_02]: So sorry to my coworkers that are listening now.

[01:18:31] I don't know what you're getting into.

[01:18:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay bye.

[01:18:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Bye.