Episode 17 • Sex Dolls

[00:00:00] Hello, hi there. Hi my name is Katie and this is Kara. Yeah so I've had new host with me today. This is Kara and you all probably remember her from the last bonus episode we spontaneously did. Well it turns out she really likes doing it and I really like to do it.

[00:00:30] I really like having her as a co-host so after discussing it further here we are. Welcome back. Well thank you. Yeah, I'm excited for this new adventure. Me too definitely. So I don't know, like kind of the reason I wanted to get involved with all this is yeah tell our listeners a little bit about yourself. A little bit about me is that by profession I'm a nurse so I just have this kind of medical fascination of what the body can and cannot do and just kind of

[00:01:00] all the walls of that and I kind of think that you know sex and whatnot can be part of your wellness or unwellness for that matter. All of the nurse facts you've been telling me oh my god. Yes, blows my mind and I love it without

[00:01:15] divulging in any details to violate anyone's privacy. Oh yeah for sure you know you always want to have dinner with a nurse or maybe you don't. I don't know.

[00:01:25] I'm not sure how well I'll survive my dinner after what I learned today we're not going to share that's for another episode right but like no also like I know that you've been on this

[00:01:35] adventure now for a while with different hosts and things like that. Yeah really kind of gosh I think it was like maybe last year a little bit before. Have you seen the show on Netflix how to how to build a sex room?

[00:01:48] How to build a sex room? Yes, wait I think we talked about this a little bit but I didn't I forgot about it. I feel like we did so there's like this lady right? Is it an TLC? No it's not it's not well I don't actually I don't know where does originally I just know what's on Netflix.

[00:02:03] Okay, but there's like this lady and she is like this doctor Ruth interior decorator. Okay. And she like guides all these couples whether they their kids just left the house or they're trying to spice things up. Uh huh.

[00:02:20] And she like just takes them on this journey where they want to build their their intimacy room. It's very like 50 shades of gray his like his room. Yeah a little bit some of them have a secret secret passage. Yeah, some of them are more obvious. I can say it is there like themes or is it all just like no? No, no, no, no, no, there's all different all different kinds of themes different kinds of furniture different themes.

[00:02:42] I bet okay and the funny thing that I found so there's this lady her name is Melanie Rose and she gives these couples like homework because they're like exploring.

[00:02:52] Okay, themselves and each other right and she she like pulls out her bag of like goodies and bag of tricks yes and just waits for these couples reactions. Okay, so and I found myself like after I was like watching these episodes

[00:03:05] I'm like, you know, how is it? Would I like that? Do I not like that? I don't know. I'm questioning yourself right? Yeah, I just thought like hey, I'll come do this with you and maybe we can just have some healthy conversation. I like that. I'm very vanilla myself believe it or not. I just find all of it interesting. Yes, it does very.

[00:03:25] And I love learning all about everything. Everybody has from a different walk of life. Exactly. We're here to be educational and form people and have some fun and some drinks on the way.

[00:03:38] Sounds good to me definitely. So how are you? Have you been doing lately? I've been doing really good. I think you know, I just got back for vacation. You did? Where did you go? I went to Akamal in Mexico. I was supposed to go with. I know we tried.

[00:03:53] We did try, but I did not get my passport done in time. I tried so hard, but we're going to plan it again for next year. I'm down. Yeah, I'm down. It was just like the best group of people drama, like drama free. Yeah, just the right mix of fun with like relaxation into the all all five star resort. And it was great. All inclusive. All the drinks and clueless. I'm down nothing to worry about all service. I love that. It was great for sure. I see. I guess for me.

[00:04:22] Yesterday, well, it was I guess I'll say yesterday was a death of her three of my mom with 15 years. But that's okay. She's doing she's resting now, you know. But so and I went to bingo yesterday, which you know, I love. And so I said a little prayer to my mom. I was like, Mom, please give me good luck at bingo. Please. And I won the jackpot.

[00:04:46] It just never happened before. And it was just a good like fun, like day and it spiraled into all the jack back money is gone. We went for our hopping after and celebrated. But you were surrounded by all your favorites. Yes. And it was so fun. I won jackpot. And yeah. Thanks, mom.

[00:05:06] I was looking out for sure. Uh huh. So she moved on to our drink pairing and stuff. Let's do that. All right. So I picked out. I went to the liquor store and I was looking around for like a pink drink is we're trying to do sex doll theme. Um, and the kind of like Barbie movies, sex doll pink. And so I found these. Yeah, like kinky cocktail. That's the brand pink mango passion fruit and blood orange.

[00:05:34] And I keep trying to find where these guys are located out of because kinky cocktails sponsor us. It seems really appropriate. It does. Okay, here's the ASMR version. Yeah, it's here. Go ahead and crack it open Kara. Hold on. Okay, here we go.

[00:05:50] Oh, that was a good one.

[00:05:52] Oh.

[00:05:53] I love that ASMR. Well, Kling. Cheers. It is. Oh, for sure. So for ASMR stuff. Oh, no, that's what I don't like. I don't like the chewing and like the melty noises and the tongues and the spit. Yeah, I like the ASMR where it's like walking on the snow like the crunch of the snow. Yeah, stuff like that.

[00:06:17] Yeah. Well, should we try? Yep. Okay, start drinking. There's some more drinking ASMR. It's not as sugary as I thought. I like that it's not sweet because I write as I don't like sweet drinks. And I was worried is it looks like it's kind of looks like like wine cooler.

[00:06:35] Ish. Yeah, is that why Bartles and James for sure. I feel it's something I would have drank at when I was not 21. Let's put it that way.

[00:06:44] It kind of has a great foodie taste to it. Kind of I know great fruit because I'm allergic to grapefruit. It says I double checked says blood orange right. Oh, maybe it's a passion fruit given at that tang. Yeah, I get a tanginess factor to it. Let's do a drinking ASMR. Okay.

[00:07:03] Not bad. If I like it. I do too. I feel like I'm 21 again. Drinking these like fun wine cooler drinks. I feel like I actually drink this.

[00:07:13] Oh, yeah. So if you want to see what we're drinking, I'll post it on our Instagram and Kara was so lovely. She got us personalized kinks and cocktails little corksicle drink.

[00:07:26] Holder cups and their pink. Yeah, the customized minds is Katie versus Kara. And then the other sizes kinks and cocktails.

[00:07:34] If you guys like these, we might have to like offer these. Yeah, put them in a shop. I do have a little shop. Yeah. And yeah, these would be great. Corsical sponsor us.

[00:07:47] Oh boy. Probably had to pay just to say that. Copyright. Copyright strike.

[00:07:55] Alright, so. Oh, and so when Kara showed up today, I had a little friend, a blow up doll that I after one too many cocktails I bought on Amazon without my husband's permission the next day he was like, what did you buy?

[00:08:16] Like what? Oh, yeah. Oops. So I had it like blown up and ready to go. Like not ready to go per se but she was sitting in the chair when she got here.

[00:08:27] So I got to tell you when they delivered at an Amazon, you think they would hide it discreetly in like an envelope, right? Nope. It was one of those situations where somebody's and Amazon's got jokes. Nope.

[00:08:39] It was just in the clear packaging. Yeah, and they just slapped the shipping label right on it. And you can it says sex doll blow up doll and our address on it. Your face was like, okay, I can't believe that you ordered that just for the show.

[00:08:53] Yeah, I feel like somewhere around here, you have this like secret closet of inflatable because do you remember what you got me for my birthday? What did I get remind me?

[00:09:02] It was a blow up party pickle. Oh, yeah.

[00:09:07] I said, you didn't just have that. No, I bought that. I I wine and shop or what it's a called yet Amazon Prime and wine or whatever.

[00:09:18] And I was like, Carol likes pickles. I like pickles. It was like a pool party. So I'm like, yeah, inflatable pickle party pickle.

[00:09:26] If you want to hear an episode about inflatables and balloon fetishism, please go back to episode one.

[00:09:32] Everything circular. Yeah, somebody's got a inflatable pickle.

[00:09:36] All right. So let's do a definition of sex dolls. Let's get this party started.

[00:09:45] So a sex doll is a lifeline. Oh, excuse me. A life size doll that is usually human like or alien like or robot like or whatever.

[00:09:54] That's different episodes. But the size doll and life like doll can be a full body or light or just consistent of a vagina, breast, anus, head or any other body part you wish antenna for sexual stimulation.

[00:10:10] Yeah. So.

[00:10:13] All right. Ready for some fun facts? Yes, fun facts. Bring them. All right. I'm going to take a sip at my corksicle. That sounds great.

[00:10:22] ASMR.

[00:10:25] If you hear any ASMR, please take a drink yourself. We're going to do that game again.

[00:10:30] We're going to pause. Go ahead. Go pour yourself a shot of drink. Grab your sex doll. Let's have a party.

[00:10:38] There you go. All right, fun facts. Only 10% of dolls are made male. Most of them are female in Japan. They sometimes call sex dolls Dutch wives.

[00:10:52] It's because some of the first sex dolls were invented by Dutch sailors who were on the open sea for months and needed help if you know what I mean.

[00:11:02] And outlet and outlet. Yes. So blow up sex dolls are not certified floatation devices.

[00:11:12] In 2011, a couple in Australia avoided drowning in the sea by using a sex doll as a raft.

[00:11:19] Well, it was wonderful. They were rescued in Australian authorities felt as important to issue a warning to the public.

[00:11:25] Sex doll is not a viable substitute for an approved floatation device. I wonder what the story is behind this of how they got in the situation in the first place.

[00:11:35] Yeah, or was it like the movie cast away where all the packages are just kind of floating by them and they just picked out maybe I wonder what this I'm glad it worked out.

[00:11:44] You know, I would hope that God would send a rotation device of some sort. I mean, I'd be angels angels come in all sizes.

[00:11:53] Including sex dolls.

[00:11:58] Yeah, so keep that noted.

[00:12:00] Just in case cannot be used in case of emergency, but maybe I can.

[00:12:05] Yeah, please use it if needed to survive, but you can't see the company if it doesn't work right now.

[00:12:10] There you go disclaimer.

[00:12:13] All right, sorry my husband is texting me. Are you done? No, we're just getting started. Do you want McDonald's? No.

[00:12:20] Do you have me? Yes, actually sorry. Okay extra pickles please. Okay.

[00:12:25] On to fun facts more fun facts. So it wasn't legal to buy a sex doll in the United States until the 1960s.

[00:12:34] I don't know why. Well, I don't know conservative, I guess probably or maybe they were dolls, but they just weren't designated as I'm sure people were still.

[00:12:46] Yeah, buying them somehow. Yeah, right. So and Fett Life the biggest group I found was a sex with sex dolls and other inanimate objects and it had 1500 92 members.

[00:12:58] I thought they'd be more than that. Yeah, you would think. But the main sex doll group on Reddit had 58,000 members.

[00:13:06] I was going to say didn't we learn today that there's like conventions? Yes. So we'll go over that. Yeah, I added to my notes for later. Yeah, for sure.

[00:13:14] But yeah, there's got to be a lot of there's conventions. There's a lot of subreddit groups for like sex doll reviews which I get.

[00:13:22] I mean if you're spending that much money on it something you don't want reviews. Like an unpackaging. Oh, I wonder who that'd be fun to watch.

[00:13:30] We should have looked that up on packaging. We're going to look at this after. Yes, for sure. Maybe there'll be a bonus episode on it. Yeah, maybe we can just take video.

[00:13:38] Yeah, for Patreon or something. There you go. That's a good idea. Okay. So then there's other subreddits of sex doll sell and swap.

[00:13:48] I'm sorry. Would you want to use somebody else's like hey let's trade like after the no you're a nurse. You're going to want to do like an STD test on the doll.

[00:14:00] Well, you know, I mean viruses don't live outside the body for that long. Okay.

[00:14:06] And bacteria. Oh, yeah, that's yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't believe that's a whole like a thing. Yeah. Like hey let's just trade instead of buying a new one.

[00:14:15] Although I know we're going to get into it later and kind of like the pop culture segment but it does seem that like a lot of people do use protection when they're using the dolls.

[00:14:26] Really? If art imitates life. Well, I question like clean up and right. Okay, that makes sense. That and I wonder if like irritation of certain like some people are allergic to certain materials.

[00:14:38] I'm sure they're probably all you know made to not but everybody is different. Yes, the look on pretty benign. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:14:46] Yeah. Yeah, be safe with that if you're swapping. Yeah. I mean swing and something you're swinging your sex dolls.

[00:14:58] So there's about 70,000 dolls bought each year. 9.7% of American men have bought and owned a sex doll.

[00:15:07] And I wonder if that includes people who just bought them as a gag gift for like a batch of party. 9.7%.

[00:15:14] Oh, okay. That seems okay. That's a micro population as well. Well, right and like I wonder if that includes people who just bought it for like as a gag gift.

[00:15:24] Like how I bought what would name her Bianca? Even in my segment for like the psychological part.

[00:15:31] I'm on self report. So there might be skewed because you're you're kind of taking into consideration that you're relying on people to confess that they have done.

[00:15:40] That's a whole other point. Yeah. It's like how many people are actually right actually admitting to it.

[00:15:46] Larger than yeah. Good point. So and then 6.1% of American women have bought an owned a sex doll again. Like you said, who knows?

[00:15:57] That's actually larger than I thought it would be. Yeah. So $3 billion worth of sex dolls are sold annually making up 8% of the total $37 billion sex toy industry.

[00:16:09] Annually, that's worldwide. That's an economy. It tall on its own in this economy. That's like weight loss or right.

[00:16:20] It's product. Oh, sex cells. Oh, definitely. For sure. The Google shopping search term, sex dolls increase 16 times the normal amount during the COVID 19 lockdowns.

[00:16:33] Not surprise. Not surprise at all. Yeah, especially for all those online data that were just couldn't right.

[00:16:42] Can I move their lives forward? So lockdown me being me when the COVID first started happening. Of course, I was curious and I found it they made COVID porn.

[00:16:53] Which is like two people dressed in like hazmat suits. And then I was even more curious like the science behind it and I'm like, wait, couldn't COVID be spread through juices?

[00:17:04] And you know all that stuff. And yes, again, it was just been just kind of funny to look up. That is funny.

[00:17:10] All right. One more fun fact. Clips for sale.com has 240 studios and over 34,000 clips of porn about sex dolls.

[00:17:19] A lot. Yeah. All right, we're going to do history. I'm taking another drink. You know what? I'm going to take a drink the kinky drink.

[00:17:28] Kinky. All right. It's kinky and drink. Kinky and drink.

[00:17:33] I am enjoying this. I am too. And more so than I thought I would. Yeah. Like I said, it's not as sweet. Yeah. I don't like the sweet stuff.

[00:17:45] Me either. I'm a little bit more tart. Yes, or like sour more and more so nowadays. I think companies are making things less sweet.

[00:17:54] Like I heard strongbow went back to its original formula. Oh really? Like it went like all like American or it was like sugary sugary.

[00:18:01] Uh huh. Everybody missed that dry, you know, punchiness that it had. And I heard that they went back to their original formula. Oh good. Yeah. All right.

[00:18:09] Fun fact. Fun fact. I love me a fun fact. All right, history. Here we go. I sorry if I'm saying this wrong. Um, big million.

[00:18:22] You already know. Okay. Is the character from Greek mythology. He was a sculptor who fell in love with his statue he created of a woman.

[00:18:31] So according to the myth, Aphrodite, the goddess of love brought the statue to life and pigmalion married the transformed woman name Galatia.

[00:18:42] The story has inspired various adaptations, including the famous play pigmalion by George Bernard Shaw, which later served as a basis for the musical My Fair Lady.

[00:18:53] So back to the sculptor. It is said that he had sex with this stone carved dolls before they came to life, making them indeed a sex doll.

[00:19:03] What was the sculptor's name again? Um, pigmalion. Yeah. Okay. Imagine having sex with a stone statue. So stone statues were the original sex dolls of all time.

[00:19:16] Um, in Greek mythology, many people were known to make love to the statue of Cupid. And more recently, our gardener was reportedly found attempting to get it on with a replica of Venus, a Milo in 1877, which is that historic Greek statue that we all know and love.

[00:19:34] The one that shows the penis and everybody's like, oh my god. So somebody was trying to have sex with it. Somebody banned it in Florida.

[00:19:43] What? Oh yeah, I am. Florida. Oh my god. Florida. You never see this. It means me.

[00:19:50] Leave the Robert E Lee statue up. But get rid of that Venus statue. David scandalous.

[00:19:59] Florida. That can be a whole different episode. Florida.

[00:20:04] Florida, oh no. Oh my god. Oh no.

[00:20:08] Oh no. Oh my god. Oh no.

[00:20:09] Let's really need to go there. Take it back. I'm going to retract that.

[00:20:14] All right. Anyways. So basically in history, sex dolls were statues. I mean they must have really got rock hard if you know what I mean.

[00:20:24] Woohoo. So moving on to other history of sex dolls, sailors often use cloth to fashion fornicatory dolls. Notice dummy devoyage in French or Dama date the hage in Spanish.

[00:20:40] In modern day Japan, sex dolls are sometimes known as Dutch wives. We went over this.

[00:20:45] We pause on that just for a while. Yeah. What is it? So the sailors. Is that like the original sock?

[00:20:51] No. So from when I gathered, they took pieces of cloth and clothing and like stuffing.

[00:20:59] Okay. And like they did an effigy. They actually like sewed together or like tied together some sort of cloth person.

[00:21:07] Okay. And then stuffed it with like more cloth and stuff. It's some more detail than. Yeah. Not not full of air just full of stuffing and made a cloth.

[00:21:17] Right. And clothing. Yeah. Okay. Thanks for laver. I needed to just visualize that. Yeah. Fabric? What does the fabric look like? I want to know.

[00:21:27] It's well, they were sailors. This is whatever they can. I'm sure it was a coordinated man woman. Whatever.

[00:21:32] Packers can't be choosers. It was you know, maybe fix a plaid and who knows? You know, whatever they had.

[00:21:39] I'm not sure if they had any pants. I packed cut off a bit of the sale. I don't know. I packed fishing lines.

[00:21:46] Do you think they actually had eye patches on the tall? Yeah. So they're fantasies. I love that.

[00:21:54] Once a sailor, always a sailor. All right. So next one. Adolf Hitler charge one of his SS commanders to design sex dolls for German soldiers during World War II.

[00:22:07] To prevent them from slacking their lust with non-arrient women. I know.

[00:22:13] Whether or not this is true, the commercial sex doll does find its origins in Germany. Let us say that they would do that.

[00:22:20] Sometimes they got to get dark. I'm sorry. Let's get on a lighter note here. Barbie.

[00:22:28] Oh, yeah.

[00:22:29] America's obsession. Yes. So Barbie was actually not made for children. It was first supposed to be a novelty doll created as a kind of like somebody it was created after a high end call girl named Lily.

[00:22:46] Yeah. So she was sold in smoke shops and adult toy stores to people who admired her in real life like as like a novelty thing.

[00:22:54] And then they caught the eye of so the dolls caught the eye of 15 year old Barbara handler in on a 1956 vacation in Switzerland with her mother Ruth, a co-founder of Mattel toy company.

[00:23:08] So Ruth brought three of the dolls home with her to California and the rest of history.

[00:23:13] So did you watch Barbie? The movie? I did. What did you think? I liked it. It had a bigger message than I thought it was going for.

[00:23:22] Right. I thought it was going to be very light hearted, kind of campy but definitely you know it was just a great movie all around.

[00:23:31] I liked it too and it was really funny and a great message. It was like hidden like hidden subliminal so much knew with these messages but not really, you know.

[00:23:41] And Ruth wasn't yeah Ruth like not real Ruth but yeah she played a part in it, you know like here. Yeah. I liked it. I don't know. I always joke around how I was one of the funniest parts was Ken's job beach.

[00:23:57] What do you do beach? Like that sounds great. Good job Ken. He writes horses, men write horses.

[00:24:06] Yes. I got to watch maybe watch that tonight and so funny.

[00:24:11] When he goes to the library I was cracking up with the book like the books that he got. Oh yes, it's like nothing is like this in Barbie land.

[00:24:21] So funny. I'm going to watch it tonight for sure.

[00:24:28] So let's see in the United States, the sex dolls were first advertised in porn magazines are on 1968.

[00:24:36] Oh I just noticed so they weren't legal to buy until 1960. How and where people finding out about them during those eight years before they advertised in magazines underground.

[00:24:49] Yeah, yeah probably you're right. I'm a referral definitely. You might have heard of her. I'm off yeah. I'm a sex doll mafia. Prohibition rooms. Probably churches.

[00:25:05] Churches. I'm going to drink to that. I'm just going to burst through flames.

[00:25:15] Kinky. Kinky. If you want a little papyrifilia, please listen to episode five.

[00:25:27] All right. So they focus on the mouths vagina and booty hole and they're usually like the blowup kind of dolls.

[00:25:36] And they were so poorly made that the seams did not last hardly at all. No more than a few thrusts if you will. Oh boy, so they were disposable then very.

[00:25:48] So they were almost used for like gay guests or bachelor parties. We've all seen them. You know and see like all like the bachelor party movies it's a thing for sure.

[00:26:02] Yeah, so the tongue tanks. Yes. Oh, that movie was funny. Wait, which one bachelor party? Oh yeah, yes. Yes. And so the doll that I got from Amazon.

[00:26:14] I showed you her tattoo. She has a tattoo on her arm. We named her Bianca by the way. We'll post a picture.

[00:26:20] It seems to be a popular name amongst the adult community. It's so strong. It's a certain model but not sure why.

[00:26:27] But she had Bianca has a tattoo on her arm and it says same vagina forever dot com. I think. And underneath it, it's another tattoo of a clam.

[00:26:40] And so my friend was over this morning. I was showing it to her and we're like, wait, is that a real website? And so we looked it up and she's like, I'm like you look it up.

[00:26:50] Your search history is already messed already fucked. I'm like, you're right. So I looked it up and it is a real website.

[00:26:59] It's a company that makes them and like everything on the website was like very like last lit. That's it. Like make marriage great again.

[00:27:12] Like banners and sell bachelor party supplies. Like fiancee last her off. Yeah, it was all koozies and like trucker hats instead like she told me no strippers but I did and like someone like, oh my god.

[00:27:23] It was it was something. So I'm just curious though. And I know you're gonna post pictures of her later. But yeah.

[00:27:31] Bianca's face is kind of a little bit busted. She has like she's got first. She's botched.

[00:27:37] She's she has got like a week lip going on. I don't know what's going on. Why don't happen? I don't know if she's having a stroll.

[00:27:44] Bianca, are you okay? She's asymmetrical. She's something or angry. I don't know.

[00:27:52] Something is going on and she's like her. She's very small. And she has like a pearl necklace. She's like maybe like what two three feet big. Not even not even.

[00:28:04] Like she has no holes. Yeah, but she has like these little tiny boobies.

[00:28:11] Oh, I was sure could have seen you like watch Danny blow it up for me because I don't have the lung capacity.

[00:28:17] Like it was just hilarious. Are you gonna confess to your snuggle session? Oh god.

[00:28:24] After my bingo jackpot winning last night. I'm a big spoon in bed like I will snuggle Danny. I will snuggle a pillow, a blanket, anything.

[00:28:33] I need to snuggle something. Guess what that snuggle something was last night? It was Bianca.

[00:28:39] She's just the perfect support for like that. Yeah. That notch in your neck.

[00:28:44] It was good. She is nice. And then just Danny took a picture. I'll post it. I'll be brave. And I'm sitting there like.

[00:28:50] You'll be vulnerable. I'll be vulnerable. Yes. And I'm like holding my vape and like I'm just like sleeping with Bianca.

[00:28:57] Oh my goodness. Oh, it was so funny. Okay. Anyways moving on. Lovey Bianca.

[00:29:06] All right. So she is a little bit angry. I know. I still love her. She's our mascot now.

[00:29:13] You know the movie elf where he's like she's an angry elf. She looks a little angry. So I sent the picture of me stuggling with Bianca to our friends John and Danny and shout out to John and Danny.

[00:29:26] Hi. And I was like, yeah, so this is what happens because we're out with them. And Danny replied classy. I'm like, so you know the part in the hangover where he's like.

[00:29:37] What did you say? How dare you she's a nice lady.

[00:29:43] Ellen. Ellen. Yeah. I was like, how dare you she's a nice lady.

[00:29:51] All right. Let's see next fact here. So Mac. Mac McMullen created his own high-end sex doll in the late 90s and documenting his progress in his blog and website.

[00:30:03] He got so many emails about people wanting to do their own thing. He started making and selling them. And now he sells around 300 dolls a year.

[00:30:11] He now owns a company real doll and even sold one to the talk show host Howard Stern who had sex with it live on air.

[00:30:20] And Howard Stern shares the doll with another co-host and they take turns in the bathroom live. Did you watch it?

[00:30:28] I did. So 11 they give a view of the doll and she had like a cigarette in her mouth. Yeah.

[00:30:35] And Howard said it like it was the best sex he's ever had. Right. But the other one did not have the same experience.

[00:30:42] Right. I think he liked the sensory piece of it. Yeah. And it took him bit of time to figure out her mouth situation.

[00:30:49] Well, one of them did the mouth. The other one did the vagina. Right. Yeah. Actually was it the vagina though? It sounded like Howard had her from behind. I don't know when it was they did explain it.

[00:31:01] They went to detail as well. Like with like he's like only having our time. He's like proper up. You're like try from behind. But it was like the temperature was wrong for him.

[00:31:10] I'm sure being live on air. Yeah, that probably didn't help very much. Right. But no texture and temperature were a big thing for him. So two widely different experiences.

[00:31:21] But once you did figure it out, it only took him 30 seconds to finish. But I wonder if that's real or not. Maybe he just like felt the pressure. Like I'm just going to say I did.

[00:31:31] He said that he didn't finish with her. I think you did. But only took him like 30 seconds.

[00:31:41] But in the end, his co-host said he could not get satisfied. Oh, here we go. You're right. He didn't finish. He finished himself.

[00:31:50] He had to take matters into his own hands. He said on and not in her.

[00:31:55] Oh, it's like that cheers that I've been saying a lot. Here's to love. Here's to honor if you can't come in here. Come on.

[00:32:05] All right. Let's see him. Let's see. That's it for history. Yeah. How fun?

[00:32:17] Ready to take it away with psychology? Psychology. Let's do it. All right. So what this being said, everything can be taken with a grain of salt here because a lot of the facts or research out there kind of relied on self-report.

[00:32:33] So there might be a bigger fraction of society who's just not willing to participate in studies or whatnot makes sense. So psychology.

[00:32:44] A lot of like the attitudes of society might be that people that are use sex dolls might be strange or isolated.

[00:32:55] Public attitudes kind of skew from like that people that use sex dolls that it's not dangerous or benign, but there's also like a small fraction of people that want to like ban or restrict access to them just because of fear of escalation of behavior

[00:33:12] or attitudes towards women. And that's true, but we talked a little bit about this earlier before we recorded how it can also prevent them from acting, bound things in real life, which is also important.

[00:33:27] Exactly. So it can also act as like a surrogate for a relationship. It can be therapeutic. It can be like a safe sexual outlet for certain populations that are like marginalized.

[00:33:40] A lot of people might use it emotionally or they might use it physically. So are both or both? Yeah, there was one person in particular who like Confessie said, you know, me going out and having a fair with a live woman is more accepted than it is for me to have an outlet.

[00:34:04] Oh, wow. Yeah, I never thought outlet with this doll right where I have a high sex drive and I'm in a relationship rather than seeing it as a toy or a tool to make his relationship work way healthier than cheating way healthier than she is not looked about that way accepted us.

[00:34:24] Yeah. So whether it's the balance your libido or you know, or even just people that are afraid of intimacy and are just kind of mean that connection even if it's with a non living thing.

[00:34:40] We're going to practice or whatever. So profiles of people that that own sex dolls usually there are males between the age of 33 and 40. A lot of them are divorced or separated.

[00:34:55] Well, then they have adult money to spend. Yes. Most people that use the sex doll will use them nine times per month.

[00:35:06] They did not show a difference in use between people that were getting sex with their partners or didn't have a partner. So there was no, there was no like higher usage whether you were in a relationship, not in a relationship right and

[00:35:23] let's see. Yeah, and there was they really found that there was really no difference from like regular people than there were from people that use sex dolls. So they did this whole big research study on factors of like attachment styles and things like that.

[00:35:40] And they found that like the profiles of people that are non sex doll users are very similar to the ones that are using the sex dolls.

[00:35:49] Okay, interesting. And that is about it for the psychology. Thanks. Yeah, feel like this ecology for a lot of stuff is pretty basic. Like it's I mean, it just a better your mental state of health.

[00:36:04] Right. Yeah. And that can mean a lot of different things for many different people. That's important. Exactly. Yeah. All right. Good job. Common practices. Should we do it? Let's do it.

[00:36:16] So actually we're going to go have sex with Bianca. I'm kidding. I'm going to click and drink to that. That's why she's got that busted look on her face. Yeah, she knew what was coming just a go.

[00:36:29] Every Amazon talk. She begs the Amazon driver to stop delivering our.

[00:36:37] All right. So there are sex doll brothels. So there's a brothel in Toronto where you can go and pay $120 an hour and $90 for any half hour after that to do anything you want with one of their six dolls.

[00:36:56] So then an employee cleans the doll and the room for the next person to use. There are several these brothels all over the world.

[00:37:06] I got to take a drink here. Drink break. Okay.

[00:37:15] So one in Britain called loomy dolls and this one is where you can pick even the outfit you want the doll to wear. And they also have male dolls as well.

[00:37:25] Some people worried that these brothels will make men lose their sense of emotion or human connection and be less attentive in the bedroom with a human being while others think it can be a good thing like what we talked about.

[00:37:38] It can help men live out some fantasies that they may have that can otherwise harm humans. Yeah, that could start. Yeah, it does. But you know the research I looked at those of their I mean, you're always going to have a deviant population. Yeah. And they're going to do what they're going to do exactly the ownership of the sex doll does not make that like right.

[00:38:01] Right. I'd rather than do it in a healthy way and not harming anybody else. For sure.

[00:38:06] Some sex sex workers are worried about these brothels taking work from them. What do you think?

[00:38:13] I feel like that's such a niche like desire. Right.

[00:38:17] You know, these are people that may not necessarily and I know we're going to get into some of this in the pop culture future or whatnot. But they're people that may not want to have an emotional connection with like a human.

[00:38:29] Right. So they're nervous or any sort of level of mental therapeutic or practice for exactly the real thing. They're working their way up to it. Yes.

[00:38:39] Yes. Or you know, maybe they just like the sex doll too. You know, like it's a toy. I don't think it's going to take away from sex workers. I don't think so at all. I could even enhance it.

[00:38:50] True. You have like a bridge. You could have a threesome with a sex worker in a sex doll. Right. Yeah.

[00:38:57] It could be a bridge. I think yeah, it can be a it can build onto the sex workers work. Yes. I think it's a positive thing. The smart sex worker will utilize this tool for sure.

[00:39:10] Um, and see I did watch some videos for science. Um, wow. The boobs are very squishy and some of these real life like dolls. Very squishy. I mean, very nice.

[00:39:30] So yeah, some couples do use adults as a third in the bedroom, which makes perfect sense. Every scared becoming jealous or anything like that of an actual human. A sex doll is a good, you know, bringing a third in who is an on threatening right.

[00:39:46] Well, unless they're really into that.

[00:39:50] Yeah, I'm just a two. Can you imagine like yeah, we try to be sex with the sex doll and then he fell in love. Yeah, he left me for her.

[00:40:00] Yeah. We had a prenup.

[00:40:03] Man, it should be signed everything over to the sex doll. Oh god. She she inherits everything. I'd be so mad.

[00:40:12] That's like pretty low. Yeah, go on.

[00:40:17] Anyways, I'm going to bring to that. Um, some sex workers use the dolls to make videos to sell online. You know, that's cool.

[00:40:27] Did they have their own only fans pages? The dolls. Yeah. Oh, I wonder what the legal rights do you think Bianca has a should we start an only fans for Bianca maybe I think we should.

[00:40:40] All of her adventures with us. She has a face for it. Hey, there's something for everyone. Okay.

[00:40:49] If it exists, someone's into it. You know what? She would work as a medical stroke doll. Not not stroking as the verb stroke is the medical.

[00:41:01] All right. I'm doing it. I'm putting this in my notes. We're going to make an only fans for Bianca. I love this. I'm going to post a link.

[00:41:09] All right. We're doing it. Someone else. There's into it. Oh, yeah. All of the adventures we're just going to take video and picture of Bianca. She'll be a mascot.

[00:41:18] Maybe our party pickle could make a debut in the party pickle and make a couple videos. Party pickle in Bianca.

[00:41:28] I love this. Oh my god. I'm super excited. All of her inflatable friends. Oh, my god. So I don't know if you know this but our balloon fetish fans love us. Oh, I bet it's our like top most listened to episode in our top like everything.

[00:41:45] Like the comments everything is keep coming back. They just they just love the balloon content. So they're going to love this. Okay. All of our balloon friends. We're going to introduce you to Bianca and the pickle.

[00:41:55] Yeah. That's going to be fun. I'm excited. A couple different categories. Yeah. And now we'll figure out the legal rights for only fans and having an inflatable person.

[00:42:04] I mean, you know that those Japanese like AI robots. There's definitely like rooms for that. Yeah. Don't they have like clubs in Japan and China where they just have like robots on stage? They do. I don't know if it's my mind is going to like a creepy Chuck E. Cheese sort of thing.

[00:42:23] It's like robotic animatronic. Oh my god. I got to look this up. I don't know if it's sexy robots, but I've heard they have like robot shows. I'm curious. I'm going to look this out. Oh my goodness. Okay. All right. Moving on. All right. So people do have relationships with sex dolls and even marry them. Some people just keep it limited to their own home and keep it a secret where others bring the amount into public.

[00:42:52] Like a real human. They fully take care of them and dress them and do their makeup and talk to them like a real person. So we watched the movie Lars and the real girl. Yeah, what do you think? Oh, I love Ryan Gosling so much. I can't believe he was in this movie. I know. And he's like kind of like you know he's always like the buff heartthrob and he's just kind of like this basement dwelling. He's got a little bit more weight on him than he normally does. Yeah.

[00:43:20] I just loved like the innocence and like vulnerability of his character who's just trying to like work something out in his head. Right. You know he's just trying to work out this like family, you know situation or whatever in his head. And the way that the whole everybody just goes and supports him in it. And I love that movie so much for that reason.

[00:43:39] I yeah, I really love how like he brings her to church and how she has a whole personality. Yeah, she's got a whole like you know life story. Yes, she was a missionary. And they met during mission work or something or she was a nurse too. I think the one point. Yeah, which is why she had an interest in going to church. Yeah, and why she was in a wheelchair. Yeah, she's basically like a philanthropist. Yeah, she was like the mother Teresa.

[00:44:08] Is it her name Bianca? Yes, her name was beyond all the Bianca names. Oh my goodness.

[00:44:14] Bianca's just a good name for it is. And she had like her little like cardigan sweater on like shoes.

[00:44:21] Oh, it's very so innocent.

[00:44:23] Like matronly. Yes. I love how everybody in the church was like had a meeting about it and they're like this is weird or wrong.

[00:44:32] And then the one lady stood up and was like, aren't we supposed to accept all and help everyone? I'm like, yes. I'm not religious. Yeah.

[00:44:40] But good for her. She's standing up for the right thing. Your son does this and so on.

[00:44:45] Yeah, and just like called them all out. I'm like, why is this the thing that is a deal break? Right. And why can't we think of this as a healthy thing?

[00:44:53] And why aren't we helping him? You want to shun him? That's not very godly. Like I loved it. I love that part.

[00:45:00] I did too. And then they all like the funny thing was when they're like sleeping separately,

[00:45:06] when he had to like put her put her in the room. Put her to bed. She's like, you know, too innocent for them to be like together

[00:45:12] and the same like sleeping under the same, you know, bedroom.

[00:45:15] Oh, just the psychology and that is like it was definitely a mental thing for him. Yeah.

[00:45:20] And I thought the funniest part was when she they're like, okay, good night, Bianca.

[00:45:26] And she was sitting up in bed just like looking on nice and then she just fell over.

[00:45:31] She's like, no, he's just like plopped.

[00:45:36] I just fell over. It's like this is so weird. I bet you're Bianca did the same thing.

[00:45:42] Probably. I woke up in my bed and she was spying on her with that.

[00:45:47] She must have went out of her smoke because I don't know what she was not in my arms and I woke up.

[00:45:54] But no, I'm like just just throughout that movie too when like you know they have this idealistic relationship

[00:46:02] and then all of a sudden they start having fights. Like you know as he's like working through the mental stuff in bed.

[00:46:09] They start having fights and like, uh-huh.

[00:46:12] It was just a really beautiful movie movie.

[00:46:15] Well, then he started having fights with everybody else in real life about her.

[00:46:19] And then finally it was what his brother's wife who he was living with was like,

[00:46:26] because he was feeling all like nobody accepts me.

[00:46:29] And she's like, are you kidding me?

[00:46:31] We have been breaking our backs over Bianca to help you.

[00:46:35] We dress her. We feed her.

[00:46:37] We feed her to bed.

[00:46:38] Yeah, we wheel her around in a wheelchair.

[00:46:40] We take her to her job every day.

[00:46:42] She does it.

[00:46:43] We take her to her volunteers.

[00:46:44] She does.

[00:46:45] Your activities at the hospitals.

[00:46:46] Yes.

[00:46:47] Oh my god. No, okay.

[00:46:48] We her job. What was her job again?

[00:46:51] I feel like it was like a retail boutique or something like that.

[00:46:54] Yeah.

[00:46:55] Because then she was interviewing the owner and she's like, okay every Saturday and da-da-da-da.

[00:47:00] But then she also volunteered at the hospital where she reads books to the kids.

[00:47:04] That was cute.

[00:47:06] And she got an award.

[00:47:07] Did you get an award for it?

[00:47:09] Yes, she did.

[00:47:10] I feel like she went to the awards banquet.

[00:47:11] Yes, I love that.

[00:47:13] You know what?

[00:47:14] It's not...

[00:47:17] It's not...

[00:47:18] They weren't trying to be like a...

[00:47:19] It's like a drag queen's reading to kids.

[00:47:21] It's not a sexual thing.

[00:47:22] No.

[00:47:23] It's just letting kids know that different things exist and it's okay to...

[00:47:29] Yeah.

[00:47:30] Whatever, just to accept things.

[00:47:32] It was so funny.

[00:47:33] He was like the kids lover.

[00:47:34] Yeah.

[00:47:35] And they're all sitting on her lap like...

[00:47:36] Yeah.

[00:47:37] She was adorable.

[00:47:38] I mean, it's like Barbie.

[00:47:39] I love...

[00:47:40] Yes, a big Barbie.

[00:47:41] That's what they looked at her as.

[00:47:42] It's adorable.

[00:47:43] I want to watch that movie again too.

[00:47:45] Well, she has a role model with all her volunteer work.

[00:47:48] Right?

[00:47:49] I was a missionary.

[00:47:50] Oh, and the kids not gravitate towards her.

[00:47:52] A nurse?

[00:47:53] She's got a lot on her like...

[00:47:55] Resume.

[00:47:56] She's a busy lady.

[00:47:57] Good for you Bianca.

[00:48:00] All right.

[00:48:03] So moving on, let's see him.

[00:48:06] Da-da-da-da.

[00:48:10] So they are working on dolls like the expensive ones where you can change their faces magnetically?

[00:48:19] Oh, you can like swap them out.

[00:48:21] Yeah.

[00:48:22] You can buy different faces to swap out.

[00:48:24] Like swatch bands.

[00:48:25] Like swatch bands?

[00:48:26] Yes!

[00:48:27] Whatever you feel in that day.

[00:48:30] Imagine it?

[00:48:31] I mean...

[00:48:33] Wow.

[00:48:35] Yeah.

[00:48:36] I'm feeling the same.

[00:48:37] But then you have to have like a...

[00:48:38] I mean, there's a lot of fantasy involved in that.

[00:48:41] So then you have to have like a profile for each face.

[00:48:45] Like a different personality?

[00:48:46] Like a doll with a doll community.

[00:48:47] They have these really elaborate profiles behind these characters.

[00:48:52] Uh-huh.

[00:48:53] I apologize if characters is the wrong thing to say because some of these people really like...

[00:48:57] Correct if it's perfect.

[00:48:58] Per-per-for-wrong.

[00:48:59] Personify or whatnot.

[00:49:01] We're here to educate and be educated ourselves.

[00:49:03] Oops.

[00:49:04] My alarm's going off.

[00:49:05] I'm so sorry.

[00:49:06] Turned to wake up.

[00:49:07] Turned to my nap.

[00:49:08] I'm never drink.

[00:49:09] Turned to drink, yes that's what that alarm was for.

[00:49:12] And here's where the audience can also join in as a...

[00:49:15] Click and drink.

[00:49:16] I'll drink!

[00:49:17] All right.

[00:49:18] Drink with us.

[00:49:19] My alarm told us to.

[00:49:20] ASMR.

[00:49:23] Telling you I'm bringing this to every episode.

[00:49:25] Gee, I'm gonna love editing this later.

[00:49:27] Just kidding.

[00:49:29] Danny is our editor.

[00:49:30] Thank you Danny.

[00:49:31] We love you.

[00:49:32] We don't edit anything. No, this is just a we just show up and sound pretty

[00:49:37] And look pretty

[00:49:42] Yeah, so see the magnetic dolls faces

[00:49:46] So then they must have different outfits of things like that. Oh, well right now it's gonna say it's better than the

[00:49:52] Doll swapping to they have like you know, it's way healthier just change a face

[00:49:57] But can they do the body parts too? I

[00:49:59] Didn't see that but that's a good idea. Yeah trade bark trade mark TM TM we set it first

[00:50:10] All right, so now I want to get into like the future and like the AI and stuff

[00:50:15] So

[00:50:16] It's already a thing we can virtually have sex and VR

[00:50:20] Yes, Danny and I definitely used our VR headset to watch certain films and it's fun. Oh, not gonna lie

[00:50:27] It is fun. Okay. Yeah, VR that's probably a whole different episode. Okay, but

[00:50:33] But not one's been done yet not yet all right, but it was fun

[00:50:38] We the curiosity I mean wine not as a wine

[00:50:42] Right so there is a company that created an app called real doll X and

[00:50:48] Let's you create a personality that will integrate with a robotic head or doll that you have

[00:50:53] Right now it is only available in Android and cost only $30 a year

[00:50:58] So with the same app you don't need a real doll

[00:51:01] You can create an AI girlfriend and have it naughty chats with it or normal chats whatever you want

[00:51:07] There's like this really kind of like sprinkling on the territory of like if you see in the movie her

[00:51:12] Her what's that about? It's like this guy. He's got this like interface with like a Siri

[00:51:20] But okay, it's a girlfriend. Okay, and I've not seen this no

[00:51:25] And we won't get too much into like the AI aspects of things

[00:51:29] Like that but it's like he has this relationship with like artificial girlfriend basically

[00:51:35] I'm gonna watch us. I got a lot of movies watching it

[00:51:40] so

[00:51:42] Let's see him and then the company

[00:51:45] Real bodix said it is developing a fully robotic body which is estimated to cost between 30,000 and 60,000 dollars

[00:51:55] And so to make interactions more lifelike robotics

[00:51:59] Will eventually integrate the robotics ex-sol of virtual reality and add warmth to the skin and possibly even the genitals

[00:52:07] I feel like that's something that they need to get right just more sense is the sensory part of it. Yeah

[00:52:13] It was like the Howard Stern show where it's like one had a good experience the other one didn't and it was the sensory piece

[00:52:19] That was missing for the other guy. Yeah, I didn't feel right

[00:52:22] The texture wasn't right the temperature wasn't right and there is mr. Howard like hey, it was fine

[00:52:28] I'm done

[00:52:29] Well, I'm bam thank you ma'am

[00:52:31] The other host was like but he'd probably hump a pie right apple pie exactly

[00:52:37] Some people need more realness. Yes. Yeah, I don't blame him less pressure. Yeah, also

[00:52:43] Literally

[00:52:47] Right for guy. How are you doing in there? I know no, I think I think he faked it like I'm done

[00:52:54] Just get it over with yeah

[00:52:55] But he didn't even do with her

[00:52:58] He did it himself we know right and he's like well

[00:53:00] You didn't have to like finish yourself without her that's your point that wasn't the point

[00:53:07] Howard I want to talk to you more about this. Yeah, you're probably not listening but I

[00:53:12] Love to interview you. Wouldn't that be fun?

[00:53:19] Alright, so a lot of these feature dolls will have touch sensors so they can moan when touched in that area and

[00:53:26] Be able to have basic conversations

[00:53:29] All right the company love miss doll created a doll that was self-aware

[00:53:34] 999,999 dollars. Why not just make it a mill? I don't know round it up

[00:53:39] Yep, and I can give a blowjob on its own using only its mouth though so far

[00:53:46] So it can bob up and down and the user can use the app to ask it to go have a tighter grip or

[00:53:52] To go faster or slower

[00:53:54] It also talks to you during the sex and says things like oh yeah, baby

[00:53:59] And I want you to come in my mouth

[00:54:03] It's a medical as a medical person. I just cringe because I just tell me I just

[00:54:09] Think of the things that can go wrong

[00:54:12] Like if it malfunctions or

[00:54:16] No, I won't let go or I just you know my head

[00:54:21] Go there. I do not even think about that

[00:54:23] Who's showing up in the emergency room with the

[00:54:26] Doll attached to them and it won't no

[00:54:30] And then you you can't like

[00:54:33] Cut it open because electronically that could like I could like electrocute them or something or you know

[00:54:39] Well, I mean, I'm sure there's a way to like turn off the electricity

[00:54:42] You imagine there are people that are so ashamed to come in

[00:54:46] That they let situations go on for a lot right?

[00:54:49] They should yeah, yeah, detriment of their body. Yes, so

[00:54:54] Can you imagine like this goes beyond like nurses and stuff like if somebody comes in and like you said that happens

[00:55:00] Yeah, malfunctions

[00:55:01] You're gonna have to call like an electric electrician or something. Yeah, somebody else is gonna have to get involved

[00:55:09] Kill switch or something like that

[00:55:10] But still everything has the potential to go wrong

[00:55:12] So if you have this device that will just tighten and tighten and tighten one of those is gonna go wrong at some point

[00:55:18] Oh my god

[00:55:20] Person that four person. Oh my gosh

[00:55:24] That's where my head goes no, you're right my head's just a chess game up here like what can go wrong?

[00:55:30] That's so creepy. Oh my God

[00:55:33] I'm just preaching all these scenarios in my head. Okay, all right. Let's be fun

[00:55:40] I don't know how to move on from that okay

[00:55:43] No, it's what I like this happens when you team up with a I like this

[00:55:47] Yeah, I love all your

[00:55:49] Armist yes, alarmist how are we gonna get this off and surgery?

[00:55:54] All important questions asked thought about

[00:55:58] All right, so there's also a video of the doll in action as we were talking about

[00:56:03] Using a realistic dildo at the avian awards vendor booth. So it's on Twitter

[00:56:10] You can go to

[00:56:12] Love Miss dolls Twitter and you can watch this doll in live action

[00:56:16] Performing on a dildo not a real human

[00:56:19] Yeah, I did watch it

[00:56:22] Pretty impressive. I must say

[00:56:25] Yeah, but scary things can go wrong. Yeah

[00:56:28] So VR and sex

[00:56:31] So there's already devices that can connect to you to your partner virtually one partner wears it

[00:56:37] You know as like a condom or like a

[00:56:41] What are those called the tube thing? Why can't I think of the name of it?

[00:56:44] I got pussy. Yes. Thank you

[00:56:46] So one partner wears it and the other controls it from an app either near or far away

[00:56:52] It's helped a lot of long distance couples, but also they are creating platforms like Omeagle

[00:56:58] Where it can connect you randomly with another partner who is also wearing one and you can control each others

[00:57:04] Until you site to click on to the next person

[00:57:07] You know I kind of love this idea because there's a lot of long distance relationships out there

[00:57:12] So whatever you can do to keep connected long distance watchers. I love that idea. I watch a lot of 90 day fiance

[00:57:20] Love me's a 90 day fiance and like yeah

[00:57:23] They're always like video chatting and getting creative. Yeah

[00:57:28] Virtual connections, but I also love you know how e me goal calm works, right?

[00:57:32] I think it's I think they just killed the site. I think it's done now, but so e me goal

[00:57:37] it was like a

[00:57:40] random

[00:57:42] Chat roulette remember chat roulette

[00:57:44] Okay, so you turn your web cam on and it's like a chat room, right?

[00:57:48] Oh, I do remember where you like I remember that yes, okay

[00:57:52] Connected with one person. No, I do remember that and then you can decide to chat with them or not

[00:57:58] Right and spin and then you can like click next if you choose to like click next

[00:58:02] I do remember and then connects he was another inner person so this is saying that

[00:58:07] Both of you are wearing the device

[00:58:10] So it's connected to the website are these strangers? Yes

[00:58:13] Yes, so it's like speed dating yeah, so but you're wearing a sexual device

[00:58:18] Okay, and so you can click next and you can do things with each other virtually through your devices

[00:58:25] That's amazing right? I mean if you think about the implications of that. That's why you can just like have sex on night with strangers

[00:58:32] You even have to date anymore no, just you're only touching yourself. They're touching you, but it's virtually right so

[00:58:40] I think it's cool. Yeah

[00:58:43] I would do it. I'm married. I don't care. Danny'd be like fuck let's try

[00:58:53] Oh, yeah, my next note is our api omigal we no longer have it

[00:58:59] Too many people got too sexual with it on slit like unsolicited like it was supposed to be like G rated

[00:59:05] Oh, and it was not so they had to shut down everybody's got a ruin it for some rights

[00:59:09] This is why there was nice things right no there was actual like similar websites for that yeah

[00:59:17] There was like a sex omega sort of website like where you can do that like don't do it on the normal one

[00:59:24] We have something for it's ruining it for everybody. Yeah

[00:59:28] All right, so let's wrap it up

[00:59:33] Few last little notes here how much two sex dolls costs

[00:59:36] Do you want to know? Well, we've talked of a broad range of prices from your $39.99

[00:59:54] Oh my god, I got just got a text message from big D saying what you doing shout out big D shout out big D

[01:00:01] We're recording an episode

[01:00:03] All right, anyway, so the prices of sex dolls average around

[01:00:09] 15,000 no kidding so

[01:00:12] 3k to 5k thousand dollars is the average for a pretty good decent

[01:00:19] Quality made sex all anatomically correct

[01:00:23] Depending on what anatomical that means for you

[01:00:26] Yeah, so explain that we were watching a show earlier and this guy was like

[01:00:31] We got really confused because he had this doll and he spent what $4,500 for her

[01:00:36] Yes, and he said that she was not anatomically correct to his

[01:00:41] Standards maybe his and we were like wait a second wait a second. What what parts did he want that she didn't have

[01:00:49] I would think that for that price it would come with like all the female parts correct

[01:00:54] But did he want bonus parts or do you know parts and places that wasn't like right?

[01:01:00] Did he want did he want something in her belly button? I don't know

[01:01:03] Did he want to look a certain way?

[01:01:05] I know I just we were really kind of stuck on that and I feel like we kind of wanted dig into that little bit more like wait a second

[01:01:11] They didn't go into detail about it and then he said the maker honored his like promise and made her the way that he wanted her

[01:01:19] Right, so whatever that means well

[01:01:21] He like drove her across country and is convertible to get it fixed from the company

[01:01:25] Yeah, I think it's hilarious. Yeah, right imagine driving

[01:01:28] On the road just a road trip car pulling

[01:01:33] I can't imagine driving in the highway to see in this dude and it's convertible with a sex doll like

[01:01:38] I'm like slid to you sir. This is great

[01:01:43] But yeah

[01:01:46] So

[01:01:48] The most expensive one I found a wait I lied

[01:01:52] That was a million dollar one oops that anyways, so there was

[01:01:58] Whitney Cummings the comedian hmm. She had a replica made of herself of a sex doll

[01:02:05] And it sold for $100,000

[01:02:08] So she made it for herself for her standup

[01:02:12] I don't know I didn't watch the bit. I want to go back and find the bit but um

[01:02:17] Did she sell it for charity? I'm not sure

[01:02:21] Hmm, I want to watch a standup bit with why she got why she did this I didn't get too deep into it

[01:02:27] But interesting. Yeah, I need to follow up

[01:02:32] Male sex dolls

[01:02:35] So you can choose the size of their penis and whether or not they have body hair

[01:02:40] One company says that they are working on dolls the bionic penis that will be better than a vibrator

[01:02:47] Interesting so if your partner was into this would you be okay with it?

[01:02:52] You're asking me personally. Yeah, oh boy. I don't know you're talking about a relationship that doesn't exist

[01:03:06] We need we need

[01:03:10] Like breaking into the fabric of reality here and I just I don't know

[01:03:14] Is the man what is he into what's his mental state? We don't know yet. Am I not enough?

[01:03:19] Am I enough? Oh god and like I need more details to stress just not a yes or no question

[01:03:24] Well, even though I'm married. I guess I can't answer it either because I don't know why like what is the right

[01:03:30] I mean I don't think personally that I

[01:03:33] Would enjoy the company of a silicone

[01:03:37] I'll keep Bianca around

[01:03:39] She's our mascot she likes the party. Yeah

[01:03:42] She's gonna be on my next birthday party. Yes, the pickle the party pickle

[01:03:50] We're gonna have an inflatable section. Yes

[01:03:53] And they'll be in the pool

[01:03:58] Not save our lives let everybody knows

[01:04:01] They are not filtration devices

[01:04:04] Don't sue us

[01:04:06] Actually, we told you we warned you they are not

[01:04:13] User seat question. User seat question. Not airline approved

[01:04:21] All right, so movies and TV

[01:04:25] Let's see extreme love is called as a TV show and they had one about sex dolls

[01:04:31] So a woman started dating this guy and she found three sex dolls in the basement and she called them big Barbies

[01:04:37] Like you said, they are like big Barbies. Yeah fair

[01:04:41] We did see because you had an elf doll. Yeah, I didn't I did with this years. Yes elf ears. Yes. I love

[01:04:47] I'm really like a fantasy. Oh, yeah for sure element

[01:04:52] That's a whole different episode for sure. Yeah, she's like live Tyler and more to the ring

[01:04:58] Oh God Lord of the Rings fetish

[01:05:00] It's oh it's for sure a thing

[01:05:03] No

[01:05:06] Golem golem my precious

[01:05:13] So oh my god, so my friend knows over this morning

[01:05:18] She had the elf ear

[01:05:21] Surgery done no way yes shadow is that a coincidence that right?

[01:05:27] That and your friend that came over today

[01:05:29] Uh-huh, right. Yeah, she got the surgery done like

[01:05:33] If so I'll really listen if you don't know what that is the split the top of your ear and

[01:05:40] Then like sew it back together and so it's pointy. So it looks like elf ears

[01:05:44] And then it just heals and it looks like an elf ear she had that done. She identified as

[01:05:50] I don't know she does now

[01:05:52] Or did she just like the I don't know the looks of it or does she identify like embraces the culture

[01:05:57] She's very very cottage core elf girl. She's fake. She's fake. She's fake. Okay. Yeah

[01:06:03] She's a body piercer for work

[01:06:05] And it's like she does straight out of an episode of the WB yes

[01:06:11] Absolutely

[01:06:12] Maybe we're have her on his gas

[01:06:16] A TV station

[01:06:18] We had to explain that on TV whether it was commercials. Oh no

[01:06:23] When we were teenagers

[01:06:25] When you just had to watch the ads you couldn't pay to take him away

[01:06:33] Oh god, I'm old. Okay

[01:06:39] So

[01:06:41] Let's see okay, so back okay, so this girl who was okay with her husband having a doll um

[01:06:48] So they have three sims together

[01:06:51] like

[01:06:53] What else they eat dinner together as a threesome

[01:06:57] Yeah, like they act as like a thrupple family. Yeah, like a family like a purple family like their polyamorous but with a doll

[01:07:04] Yeah

[01:07:05] Whatever whatever you want to I thought that was kind of cool do they put food in front of her like she's like to eat it like

[01:07:12] Like what is it like those dolls when you were younger where you would feed them the like fake food

[01:07:17] The mushy stuff yeah come out there, but I don't know

[01:07:20] I think I wonder like after dinner they're like oh, I guess Bianca wasn't hungry. Yeah

[01:07:26] She secretly has an eating disorder

[01:07:30] Poor Bianca. Oh no worried about you Bianca. You okay?

[01:07:34] You're eating your dinner no wonder she looks so angry she's not eating

[01:07:38] She's starving

[01:07:43] She's not in your age her she's very menor her teeth look like that because she's a malnourish

[01:07:50] Her hair it feels a little like for all that

[01:07:54] Oh, that's so sad she's got scurvy what

[01:07:58] Her teeth are bleeding

[01:08:01] She's malfunctioning please get some help Bianca we love you

[01:08:07] Then they get worried oh no

[01:08:11] This is such a funny story no one a movie like that okay

[01:08:14] So is there more to it like so they um the act as like a polyamorous couple with a doll

[01:08:20] That's it. It's always saw like they're just like up the zar thing

[01:08:24] Okay, so do they spend time together or separately?

[01:08:28] Okay, so that wait I do have a little bit more notes

[01:08:31] So then the wife finally got her own sex doll but as a male oh

[01:08:35] So then they add it now they're like a quad right or he has his sex doll as a female and she has

[01:08:41] These people a TV show yeah, right. Oh, I would totally watch that'd be fun

[01:08:48] And then so he actually shared a sex doll with Ryan Gosling in the movie Lars and the real girl oh yeah

[01:08:53] That's right

[01:08:54] So he bought the real doll in the movie from Lars and the real girl

[01:08:58] That's that's the doll that they own that's Bianca they own Bianca

[01:09:03] Do you think they had a buyer like an escalated price because she's famous probably

[01:09:07] See or because we're getting it all the fans

[01:09:10] Like because Ryan Gosling like touched her

[01:09:15] Oh probably

[01:09:17] And how did they know how to how do you even search that down? Yeah, how do you even find the actual Bianca

[01:09:24] Right the dark web and how do you know it's the real one

[01:09:28] That's a whole other point. She have a tattoo on her butt

[01:09:34] Last same vagina forever dot com tattooed on her like Bianca

[01:09:38] It's like cabbage patch that all of them they came off like their own birth certificate. Yes. Oh my god

[01:09:43] Yeah, you're they certified like yeah, how do you know? How do you know that that was the one we need to get our Bianca certified

[01:09:48] We do

[01:09:50] Well, she's got her tattoos

[01:09:52] She does we're gonna tattoo kinks and cocktails on her

[01:09:56] So people know but we can't deflate her how do we stamp a tattoo stamp okay

[01:10:03] so

[01:10:06] um

[01:10:08] So he even got a chiropractor who understood his sex life with his oh yeah, he had three dolls and the real life

[01:10:15] Person and the chiropractor adjusted him to be better body ready for the sex dolls

[01:10:20] Oh, that's interesting. Mm-hmm

[01:10:23] Like you have to do it a certain way

[01:10:24] It's not even mean like he did physical therapy to be more satisfying to his dolls or just see if the bend a certain way

[01:10:32] So safer for him. Yeah

[01:10:34] More pleasurable for the dolls right okay more so like his muscles like

[01:10:40] You know you have to bend a certain way

[01:10:43] Ergonomics yeah is that what it's called yeah, like you know when people at work they have a a desk where they stand at oh

[01:10:49] Yeah, the standing desk. Yeah sitting okay, so you're right he did that but with for sex dolls. Yeah

[01:10:56] Good for him. Yeah good for him keep yourself healthy. Yeah no matter what you're doing keep all your parts functional. Yes

[01:11:02] Love your body. Yes take care of it

[01:11:06] As we're drinking cocktails heavily um so

[01:11:10] The movie weird science oh that's a good one. Were they create their own

[01:11:17] No, I didn't um we should have worn bras on our head for this oh my god

[01:11:23] Shout out to my friend who mentioned it to me for this episode um

[01:11:27] I was like oh my god you're right yeah always what was the name of the actress that was just so beautiful

[01:11:34] The Kelly something I could not remember him in 80s like just was she the married with children mom no no no no that's smart

[01:11:43] Host that's a smart host movie I was like

[01:11:46] I forget her name, but she was just like such a like beautiful like sports illustrated like just your

[01:11:52] Oh, you have your 80s. Yeah, shapely healthy and that was her yeah good movie though

[01:11:58] You know the one that they bring to life. Yeah, she like teaches them the ways of how not to be nerds

[01:12:04] Oh, not no and they become popular because they're hanging out with this really hot lady

[01:12:08] Be a nerd who is also like 40 years old or something to teach

[01:12:14] No wonder

[01:12:16] popular overnight by a babe

[01:12:20] Good for them created with science. Yes, I mean they should be billionaires. I mean like for real

[01:12:30] Just created their own woman. I love it

[01:12:35] um

[01:12:36] So there's a movie called air doll and it was about a sex doll who becomes alive

[01:12:42] Every day when her owner goes to work she explores the city gets a job etc. The tonight pretends to be a doll again

[01:12:50] It's actually a very intense movie sounds like a horror movie a little bit. She actually like has a soul

[01:12:56] And like when it's scrapped yeah, and like when um he goes to work she like explores

[01:13:03] Life

[01:13:04] And then when he comes home she'd like pretends to be a doll again. Yeah

[01:13:08] Um it's sad. It's like the movie mannequin right

[01:13:11] But not not quite as morbid. Yeah, they have a life together

[01:13:15] She has to like have sex with them while she's like pretending to be a doll

[01:13:18] Which has a soul and she's like a heat this consent people consent. Yes, please even though they're inanimate. Yes, ask their permission

[01:13:27] They may be alive

[01:13:35] So

[01:13:37] um

[01:13:39] Let's see him

[01:13:41] And then we have

[01:13:43] Yeah, but it's a good movie. It's sad, but you know

[01:13:45] It did make me cry at one point. Oh, it's like emotional. Yeah, like if you if you phrase it in just the right way

[01:13:51] It's homes like a Japanese word. It is a Japanese movie. Well yeah

[01:13:55] Watch it air doll. She climb in out of a TV

[01:13:59] No, she just stays she just stays in bed

[01:14:03] And then like all doll like and then when he leaves her work she's like

[01:14:06] ah

[01:14:07] And then she like comes to life and goes about her day and like goes find work and like

[01:14:13] Explores parks and like a lot of those east east Asian movies are like a

[01:14:19] I'm microcosm of like reality

[01:14:21] Like yeah, there's like a real woman out there that's doing that right it like really like your life is robotic and like what was the movie like?

[01:14:28] Uh-huh parasite

[01:14:30] Like all of those

[01:14:31] Yeah, it's like it's like whoa

[01:14:33] Like it's like a it's deeper than you think yeah, it's a disturbing snapshot of like reality or something but yeah

[01:14:40] That's good. Check in on your friends. Yeah another movie the steppered wives

[01:14:45] Have you seen that? Yeah, where they all like so cold kid man. Yes, I'm a medler. Yes, and that was a remake though

[01:14:52] There was there was the original no

[01:14:55] Yeah, I swear there was an original. I swear that was the remake. I've never seen the original

[01:14:58] No, I swear there was like a 1951. Oh my god. I gotta watch that one correct me if I'm wrong

[01:15:02] But I thought that that was a remake. I gotta look this up

[01:15:05] I bet it doesn't surprise me that there's one in the 50s. Yeah, so everybody listening

[01:15:10] Whatever year was like you know, it's like a 1984. Yeah

[01:15:15] Like it's been redone battle star galactica. It's been done before

[01:15:20] I'm gonna look this up. So everybody listening who has not seen the separate wives um

[01:15:25] So what's it's on paramount plus um and it's about

[01:15:30] This husband who wants to like bring his wife to a town where they transform them into like

[01:15:36] robots

[01:15:38] Kind of to be like they to be like the perfect housewife. Yeah, to be just happy and I

[01:15:43] Dealing the Stopeian

[01:15:46] Yeah, not the Stopeian but like um where they cook the clean yeah, yeah, and they're happy about it and like

[01:15:53] And they want to serve their husbands no matter what and like subservient. Yeah

[01:15:58] It's a good worship worship man. Yeah, wait on the man and foot and just it's a good movie

[01:16:04] It has a good movie we won't spoil it for you right

[01:16:08] Go give it a shot um

[01:16:13] Let's see Barbie we already talked about that oh

[01:16:18] Yes, so the doll convention

[01:16:22] We were watching this earlier is where they have a sex doll convention

[01:16:27] And how wild that is like do they bring I'm assuming they bring their dolls. It's gotta be like furries

[01:16:32] Right where it's like

[01:16:34] They all get together they all bring their dolls you met everybody just bringing their dolls at first

[01:16:39] I pictured like just a bunch of vendors do you think they have like a prom and stuff like that?

[01:16:43] Oh my god, they're like seriously like if though

[01:16:47] It's like their teeth are going to prom

[01:16:50] Oh my god, they have like photo booths and not just like oh you can buy a dollar by parts for your doll

[01:16:58] But that they they play on like the social aspects of it. Oh my god. I have so many questions

[01:17:03] I know so like even traveling to this do you think they like get a seat for them on the airplane?

[01:17:09] Oh, I bet I got a stanny. Oh what are my hotel and regular and what are the regulations for that?

[01:17:14] Can you even do that or does it have to be like stowed down below Danny? Where are you?

[01:17:19] I have questions he works at the airport

[01:17:23] Stowed below

[01:17:25] The emotional look

[01:17:28] Does it have a lithium?

[01:17:30] The embassies

[01:17:32] Your risk for fire. I don't know do some don't

[01:17:35] Bianca we could just deflate Bianca. I have lower back up again, but fat you can use her as an echo pillow

[01:17:43] We're bringing Bianca to a sex cell convention. They'll be great

[01:17:46] I love it. She would enjoy that. Yeah

[01:17:51] Even out her face a little bit with a smile. Oh, she's smiling in her heart

[01:17:58] If there's any sex cell convention people out there listening please we'll we'll be there kinks and cocktails are presenting with Bianca

[01:18:08] Shout us out

[01:18:10] Yeah, if you do want to

[01:18:12] Give us a shout out at kinksacocktails.com. No kissacocktails at gmail.com. I'm sorry. I'm getting ahead of myself

[01:18:19] We do have a website coming and still in the works. We bought the domain

[01:18:23] We're working on it. Oh one last final thought so

[01:18:27] Jeff Bezos current girlfriend

[01:18:30] His pet name for her is a live girl

[01:18:33] Oh, which means that's implied

[01:18:36] That he has like sex talk or robot girlfriends. Okay, I wouldn't be surprised right

[01:18:45] I mean that's a weird Lauren Lauren a live girl. I know what's her name. I don't know Lauren Bezos

[01:18:50] I have no idea yeah, but that implies that he has like

[01:18:55] I'm an asherie something. Yeah

[01:18:58] Is that that was interesting we should deep dive that into the internet mm-hmm

[01:19:02] I mean something Jeff Bezos don't see us um

[01:19:07] Or sponsor us or please once we love you. We support your lifestyle

[01:19:13] Um, so yeah, that's it. I had so much fun Cara. I did too welcome you guys forgive me for um, you know

[01:19:21] Be be gracious with me because I knew it thus she's a nice sweetest girl I've ever met

[01:19:26] It's gonna be great

[01:19:28] Welcome I'm so excited um

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[01:19:47] So should we reveal our next topic for next episode? I think we should I picked a pretty special one for the first one

[01:19:55] It is exo-filia

[01:19:56] It's the fetish whose object is the sexual desire of alien

[01:20:02] We get to talk to my aliens a e-t phone hall

[01:20:05] I'm so excited me too. I love aliens this oh my god have a good night everybody thanks for listening

[01:20:12] I can't even I'm excited

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