Episode 21 • Camel Toes

[00:00:00] Hi everyone. Welcome to Kinks and Cocktails, a podcast where we explore a different kink every episode. Before I say what we're talking about today, let me introduce my brand new guest host today, Jake. Thank you, Jake. Jake is one of my bestie's husbands. So yeah,

[00:00:28] thanks for being on the show today. How have you been? I've been good. Thanks for having me. Yeah, I'm so glad you're here. This is going to be fun. I'm excited. Good. I am too. So you decided today's topic? What are we talking about today?

[00:00:43] We're talking about camel toe. All right. I love it. Do you know what an actual camel toe camel sounds like? I do now. Isn't that disturbing? It sounds like it sounds like my stomach when I haven't eaten all day.

[00:01:00] Oh, no. You're so right. That's hilarious. So yeah, I love this. I never thought I would do an episode about camel toes. So thank you. No, thank you. Do you have a official definition of a camel toe? Or do you want me to read one?

[00:01:19] Why don't you give it a unless you've got the urban dictionary? Give me something else. I don't have the urban dictionary. Okay, let me I'll read what I have and then you can do yours. So I have the labia of female genitalia visible through tight clothing.

[00:01:34] Yep. Okay, there we go. So we do have a kind of special drink and snack pairing today. We did find a drink called the camel toe cocktail. It consists of one part heavy cream, two parts spiced rum and the rest is Coca Cola.

[00:01:52] So we made that you can check it out on our social media Instagram or wherever. Should we give it a try here, Jake? I'm ready. Do you want to try it first? Okay, I'll be the bright one. Yeah, so it looks like a root beer float.

[00:02:05] Which I like root beer floats. Me too. So I'm hoping this is going to be good. Yes. That's not bad. Not bad. Is that not good? Not bad or? No, that's good. That's That was Midwest. Not bad. Yeah, that's that's a I could do one of those.

[00:02:27] Some slurping ASMR here. Okay, it is kind of root beer float like like an adult beverage root beer float. I like it. It's like a like a cream soda. Yes, and I love cream soda.

[00:02:42] I do too. I think the cream soda that came out about 20 years ago was terrible though. Really? The the pre packaged like

[00:02:50] Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, everything in like a bottle like root beer cream soda. If it's in a glass bottle tastes way better. For sure. That's the good stuff. All right, now we have a snack pairing.

[00:03:02] So I bought these on Amazon very last minute and I was worried they weren't going to get here on time, but they did. And it's camel meat beef jerky. Camel jerky. I've never had I'm kind of nervous. I've never had camel before. Have you?

[00:03:18] No, this is what this is what I'm worried about. What? The drink I didn't really mind. Uh huh. Given that ago, this one I'm gonna take a little bite for it's by Buffalo Bob's. That just I'm not eating. I'm just saying.

[00:03:36] I'm just gonna take a nibble because I'm scared. I'm open to eating all sorts of weird things. Oh, that just tastes like beef jerky. Yeah. Thank you Buffalo Bob for just mellowing that out. Yeah. Well, we like it. Buffalo Bob's sponsor us. Not bad. All right.

[00:03:57] Would you eat me? Is that what it says? I'd eat me. I'd eat me hard. I even went in for another bite on that. Yeah, these are it does. It's just like regular meat. Make your like beef jerky. All right. I like camel. We like camel toes.

[00:04:16] We like camel. It's a theme. What's the theme? I didn't think I'd like the camel. I wasn't sure what to expect. It was going to be gamey or what? I wasn't sure. All right. So should we dive into some fun facts here?

[00:04:30] Yeah, let's hear some fun facts about camel toes. Yes. Do you want to go first? Sorry. I was taking a I had to wash down the camel. Got to get ready. All right. So fun facts about camel toes. They really didn't come into. Fruition until the 1990s. Wow.

[00:04:54] OK, well, the term I should say. Right. Yes. Yeah, I didn't know that. Do you want to do all your fun facts or do you want to go back and forth? Let's go back and forth. All right. I like that.

[00:05:05] So there are only four stores on clips for sale dot com that focus only on camel toes. Only four. And the top one is called Camel Toes and Pantyhose Fetish Japan, and they have 15,742 clips. That's a lot of camel toe. That is a lot of camel toe.

[00:05:26] You can buy a camel toe enhancing panty. I think I saw something. Yeah, about this. That is so funny to me. I mean, cool. They're for men and women. OK, and there are only nine left on. Oh, is it like Etsy? Oh, Etsy. OK, so somebody makes them.

[00:05:51] Are there like different sizes? Yes, but medium is sold out. Medium is sold out. OK, good to know. I want a large one. Awesome. All right, so let's see. The next fun fact. The camel toe group on FetLife dot com only has 578 kinksters joined.

[00:06:11] I thought there'd be a lot more than that. Only 500? 500? That's it. On FetLife dot com. Interesting. Yeah, that seems low. It does. It does. OK. Looking for my last one here. I got one more to you. Don't want to go while you look? Yeah. OK. Yeah.

[00:06:32] So camel toe is also known as crotch cleavage. I loved that. I had a list of those. And now I've lost my list of toes. No, that's I go over that later. Oh, OK. Don't worry. We'll go over that. OK, good. Yeah.

[00:06:54] I almost did that for fun facts, but there's not much for common practices. I was like, oh, put that in there. Yeah, it's sort of a it's sort of a it is what it is. You know, now that we're thinking about it, maybe that 500 mark

[00:07:07] is right in that sweet spot. Yes. All right. Should we move on to history? I guess that's you, Jay. OK, yeah. So take it away. Like I said, the 80s, 90s is where it really comes in. But it's because of the rise of the middle class

[00:07:29] that we have the camel toe. OK, please explain. All right. So for a long time, people worked like basically their entire lives. Yes. We get to the early 20th century, the early 1900s. And through technology, through labor unions and laws. Yeah. People. Yes.

[00:07:53] And by people, I mean the middle class finally have free time for the first time in maybe ever. OK. And what do they want to do with their free time? They want to go and they want to do athletic things. They want to swim.

[00:08:05] They want to go to gymnasiums. They want to go biking. They want to play tennis. OK. Activities. Activities. Right. There wasn't clothing that was sufficient to do these activities. Now, you had gymnasiums that were, oh, my God, gender segregated. So women, you know, wear like a bloomer.

[00:08:27] Right. Or like they had to wear dresses or some sort of. Yeah. That were like loose, loose that you wouldn't necessarily wear in public. Yes. You'd be ostracized as a. Right. Like women can even wear swimsuits until like what, the 1930s.

[00:08:44] And even then it was like, yeah, well, they were swimming suits, but they were like they didn't look like swimming suits. Yeah. So. Because of these, you know, they only had certain patterns, certain designs that right allowed the body to move. The DuPont company starts developing synthetic fibers

[00:09:04] starting in the 1930s. OK. The first one. Ah, Elastica. Where is this guy? Well, the DuPont company, the DuPont company is really where it comes in. They also invented nylons. All right. Lycra. Lycra eventually becomes known as spandex. Spandex gives birth to the camel toe.

[00:09:34] Ah, OK, I like this. Oh, my God. So yeah, it mean it really wasn't possible to to have tight fitting movable clothing right until you had synthetic fibers that were elastic. And even when people were lounging around and doing these activities

[00:09:56] even before this time, it was not tight clothing. Right. It was not flowy. And yeah, we get very specific to the yoga pant with the the placement of the crotch gusset. OK, and that was by the inventor of the Lululemon. Really? Yeah.

[00:10:17] So the crotch gusset did not come until the Lululemon. Before this, and you might remember in the 80s, they would wear body suits over tights. Right. Yes. And this was to prevent a camel toe. That's why they wore. Oh, my God. I didn't know this.

[00:10:35] I thought it was just like a fashion thing, like a cool like it was the 80s. Of course you would wear a body suit over tights. Like, yeah, because I was born in 87. So I was I don't agree. And I was born in 82. Yes. We didn't.

[00:10:48] We're just like, it's just the fashion thing. Right. I didn't know. I just thought it looked cool. Right. And I just thought they wanted to make it look sexier because it was always kind of like a thong sort of situation over the pants over the leggings.

[00:11:03] Sometimes you would get thong body suits. Right. We're just like very revealing. Yeah. But they were wearing them over the leggings. So I just thought it was like a cool way to be kind of sexy or something or fashionable. This was the solution to.

[00:11:20] Camel toe before the gusset. Wow. Now, the gusset had been around since the 13th century. It was the armpit of an armor of night. OK, that makes sense. Right. I love that explanation. Gusset was invented, but it was just moved into a different place. Oh, my God.

[00:11:41] Wow. Of course, menswear was taken care of for the gussets before the women's. No surprise there. Wow. I love that. That is so interesting. Oh, my God. I'm not going to get that on my head every time I see like an 80s

[00:11:59] workout video or whatever from now on. Now I'm going to like. Jamie Lee Curtis is just hiding that camel toe. Right. Yeah, I love that. Is that it for history? I could go on, but yeah, let's move on. OK. That is insane. Thank you so much for that.

[00:12:19] Oh, my God. I love weird history like this. It's the best. All right. I guess we're moving on to psychology. I'm going to take a drink here. I might take a drink of this thinking. Yeah, another another swig of the good old camel toe cocktail.

[00:12:37] Yum. Are you going to take another swig? Yeah, I'm going to do another one to the gusset to the gusset. Cheers. Yes. All right. See psychology. All right. Wash that down with a real drink. OK. All right. So this is a very interesting one to cover for psychology.

[00:13:02] So let's get to it. So there's definitely like a social stigma. Oops, lost my notes. There we go. There's definitely a social stigma for women to flaunt a camel toe. They're usually instantly like body shame for it, or at least they used to be

[00:13:17] like, why are you doing that? Or kind of like, does she even know that it's showing like sort of thing? Like, should we tell her, you know? Um, but when men do it, like the male version of a camel toe,

[00:13:29] which is like the almighty gray sweatpants or whatever, you know, or just like tight swimming suit, you know, speedo. It's like praise upon. So it's definitely like a different. Yeah. I asked Lisa what she thought about. Yeah. Like the the inverse. Like, yes, I took these notes. OK.

[00:13:48] She said, I'm saying this in a neutral space, Jake. OK, that's how she prefaced. It's still a tease without looking at it. If guys had pants that were tight and showed it off, I might look and like it. Right. Yes.

[00:14:05] No, I agree. And men like it, too, to see it on a woman. Everybody likes it. Right. But when a woman does it, it's kind of like, what is she doing? Does she know what's showing? But when men do it, it's kind of more praised.

[00:14:19] Like, yeah, like it's more like publicly OK to like the man in gray sweatpants. Yeah. But like it's not like that anymore, but it used to be more so. It's obviously not as bad as it used to be. No, it's much better now.

[00:14:33] There's still a lot of stigmas out there. Yes. And and. Not just toward women, but yeah, it's twenty twenty four. All hail the camel toe. Everybody loves it now. Like it's a thing. That's OK. But it definitely used to be like, yeah, like that. But

[00:14:52] and see if from our psychology, I did want to share some people's personal opinions about it that I found on Reddit. This is perfect after at least I shared hers. OK. So one person said, I think it's cheap if it's done on purpose.

[00:15:07] But if it's by accident and on a person I find attractive, then it's something where I would take a second look. So yeah, go ahead. It's very subjective. Yes. And since they like the person or not, it's like that that mean where the it's a it's an office

[00:15:25] and the attractive guy comes in and he's like got flowers and the girl is like super smiley. And then the unattractive guy comes in and she's like HR. Right. Yes. Like, it depends on how if I'm personally attracted to you or not, if it's OK, like, OK.

[00:15:41] Just a little ridiculous. They're not doing it for you in the first place. Mm hmm. I'm dressing for Jeff on the bus. Yes, yes. Specifically. OK, another one somebody said is I think it looks trashy unless you're super hot. So the same like. OK, completely unaware. Yeah, yeah.

[00:16:09] I mean, to each their own opinion, I guess. Yeah. Another one said, I find them hilariously funny. I mean, got to have a laugh once in a while. You know, that's OK. And it can be kind of humorous.

[00:16:23] I'm not shaming anybody if they have an unaware camel toe, but, you know, it's like, oh, they didn't know he is just an innocent, silly little thing. And it's either that or ketchup on your on your shirt after lunch. Right.

[00:16:40] All right. So, oh, my God, I got to take a drink for this one. This one made me laugh so much. OK. So the last one I found on Reddit, someone's personal opinion of the camel toe said, Hmm, camel toes.

[00:16:57] I think they work great for walking on sand to cross a desert provides a sturdy surface for the camel walking over all of that sand. Clever. I love jokes. I came across the headline when I was doing my research. What was it? It was

[00:17:15] Prince Prince Charles and Camilla inspect camel toe tattoo. What? Yeah. What does it mean? Well, when you read the article, there is a girl with a tattoo of a camel on her toe. Oh, my God. Yeah.

[00:17:34] I think I think I did see some tattoos of like a camel on my toe. Like, yeah, I love stuff like that. That's hilarious. I just bought the clickbait. Right. I mean, they they did their it worked. So. All right. So I guess moving on with psychology,

[00:17:56] I found in my research that it seemed very split in the middle. Fifty fifty pun very much intended of people finding attractive or unattractive. Lots of people loved it. Lots of people didn't like it. Yeah. Very split in the middle. So I found something.

[00:18:17] Uh huh. And this was this was from UK's Daily Star. So put as much stock into it as you will. But they said that. Oh, here it is. OK, so they pulled 50,000 men, I assume. And 29 percent. It was straight up hot. No, 46 said it was straight up hot.

[00:18:45] OK. 29 percent said it was hot on certain babes. Yes. Right. And then 14 said it was gross and 11 said they were appalled. Wow. Appalled. Appalled. Oh, I don't want to meet those people. I do not want to meet those people.

[00:19:07] Or I do it. I'll just purposely flaunt a camel toe. I have a mental image of what that person looks like. Right. Me too. I'm not going to share it, but like we all know. Yeah. All right. Let's see.

[00:19:22] Oh, and I just do want to mention very quickly that the same article mentioned Jensen Button Formula One champion. Oh, my God, of course. OK, so well, more specifically, his girlfriend. Jake loves F1 racing. Yeah. Uh huh. Of course, you are the fun type into that part.

[00:19:39] I was reading the article and I just shouted Jensen Button and Lisa's like, what? That's so funny. I love you can tie that into it. It was my one shot. Does your life feel complete? Yes. I'm good. I love it. Let's see. What did I see here?

[00:20:00] Oh, so it's kind of different type of psychology behind it. So did you see the videos? Of the women, mostly women who were like. They have YouTube channels and they would like just innocently be like cleaning. Like wearing really thin leggings. OK, so let me explain.

[00:20:23] So they're like. It's just a video of them like. Very real. Yes, but they act like. How do I explain this? It's just a YouTube channel of them cleaning stuff in their own home. Like they're bending over cleaning under the stove.

[00:20:43] I got you. They're like they have the camera kind of like waist level and they're cleaning the sink. And it's very obvious they purposely wear very thin leggings. You can see the camel toe and it's like. It's because YouTube doesn't allow sex stuff, right? Right.

[00:21:03] So they're doing it innocently. This is a way around. Yes, it's a loophole. Like I'm just cleaning in these leggings and like and they have millions of views. And so they're making money off this off just like in it. Quote unquote innocent

[00:21:18] cleaning videos with obvious constant camel toe view shots. But was she actually cleaning? Yes. Yeah. And that's why it's like YouTube can't come at her. She's just she's like, I'm just cleaning, but she knows what she's doing. And I love it. I absolutely love it.

[00:21:36] That is so smart. What do you what do you tag that under? You keep cleaning, cleaning, cleaning. I don't know. Isn't the new term trad wife or traditional or whatever? I don't know. But like, I don't know that that would actually coincide.

[00:21:55] Well, I think people are wife is more of like a self-righteous. But I'm sure the net like there's an odd side to it, too, I'm sure. Oh, yeah. But no one would ever talk about that. Right. I'm just cleaning. Oh, heavens know.

[00:22:11] For my husband and my millions of viewers. Yes, they love me. I don't know why. No, I love it. It's smart. And like people are going to find these videos no matter what you take them in.

[00:22:23] You don't have to take camel toe like they're going to be found. That's awesome. It's awesome. It's smart. Good job, ladies. I love this. I do feel bad for the people that have legitimate cleaning channels

[00:22:35] that are getting like, oh, like they don't want to expose themselves that way. And they're just trying to actually have a real cleaning channel. So there's this guy in Earl in Philadelphia is like, well, I guess I got to show some camel toe now.

[00:22:47] I haven't seen that part. I don't know. I'm just guessing. Earl, don't do it, please. I mean, just normal cleaning is a kink in itself. So I mean, that's something for everyone. Somebody cleans for me. That's who? Hello. There's the whole naked maid service.

[00:23:09] Oh, where there's no touching involved. There is nothing is just you hire somebody. She brings a security guard and the dude just sits there and like Danny and I watched something about it last night. A quick little snippet on like YouTube or whatever.

[00:23:23] This guy is like, yeah, I just hire a nude maid because I'm lonely. And I just sit there and do my office work while she does like cleaning nude. And we just chat a bit about normal, about the weather and just saying, it's just this thing.

[00:23:39] It doesn't get weird. And he's just like, it's just chillin. All right, cool. I mean, if you're going to hire somebody to clean your house, right? Why not? As I say, why not treat yourself right? Yeah. One girl like got paid like five grand to like

[00:23:55] mow this guy's three acre land like naked. And he just sat there to lawn chair and watched three acres. That's worth the five grand. Right? Yeah, it's just a riding lawnmower. She just sat there and wrote, I don't know, whatever. Like, all right, that's an easy five grand.

[00:24:12] That's awesome. She has a security guard with her like, all right, cool. Dude just sitting there with the beer, just hanging out, watching in his lawn chair and getting his lawn. Yeah. Win, win for everyone. And the lawn was immaculate. Right. Well, I'm sure it doesn't matter.

[00:24:30] You missed a spot. I'm sure he doesn't care. I would care. I actually would. I think you three grand grand. I want these grids. Go back there and go fix. Oh no, that's hold up and kink. Now you tell you to fix what you messed up.

[00:24:51] Wait, that's another three grand. Yes. Oh, my God, I need to drink after that. I haven't got the good goals in here in a while. All right. I think we kind of went on a tangent there. Cleaning kink. That's a whole different episode.

[00:25:11] All right. So do you have a Patreon? Could that be a bonus? I do. Well, yeah, it's Patreon.com slash kinks and cocktails. I'll add it. Yeah. There you go. Of what? Are you going to go mow my lawn? We have the mower right outside.

[00:25:28] It needs to be mowed. We got a notice from the city of Richfield like this is your only notice this summer. It's good. They like go out there with like measuring tape. Like this is over six inches. Mow your lawn. Do you have three grand? I do not.

[00:25:44] Please subscribe to Patreon so it can be taken for grand. I don't know if I'll get the whole lawn mowed before the cops pull me. There's like somebody that's so like super anal about it.

[00:25:58] Like, that's their job to drive around at the measuring tape and like measure people's lawn. We were doing no mow may. OK, that's a thing. Right. And they came over on the last day of May and gave us a warning for like calm the fuck down. Chill out.

[00:26:14] All right. Please subscribe so we can pay Jake to mow our lawn. Naked. We'll be on Patreon. That'll be on OnlyFans. OnlyFans. We do have an OnlyFans too for Bianca. Yes. OnlyFans.com slash KinkyBianca. Yeah, Jake took a picture of Bianca. Jake got to meet Bianca.

[00:26:38] She's very nice. She's yeah she's very nice. I blew her back up today. She's kind of deflated for the Gilf's episode. I made her kind of wrinkly. That was smart thinking there. Right? I just yeah. Let her be for a bit. Let her deflate. It was on theme.

[00:26:56] All right. Should we keep going here? Let's get back to camel toe. Let's get back to camel toe. Does Bianca have a camel toe? Is that possible? I guess it's possible. It's I didn't look. You were so nice. You didn't look. You were so like polite.

[00:27:11] Bianca has very kind eyes. She does. They're really big. All right. I guess we're last for psychology. All right, I'm going to go on record here and say that if you do it on purpose, that's totally fine. But it's not comfortable a frontal wedgie. How good for you

[00:27:34] if you can stand it. I know. Can't do it. Doesn't seem like it like. I mean, I've gotten rear wedges and those aren't great. Yeah. I mean, not fun. I think that's it. Let's see. Yeah, some people like it. Some people hate it.

[00:27:53] Oh, but overall, the appeal is that it's an innocent seemingly thing that is naughty at the same time. That's it for psychology. Yeah. So that brings us to common practices. You got it. So we both did notes for common practices, right?

[00:28:13] Do you want to go back and have a do you want to go back and forth again? Yeah. OK, do you want to go first? No, go ahead. I just went so I'm going to take another sip of this camel toe cocktail.

[00:28:26] Not that I'm not going to set the camel toe. I mean, it's a different podcast. That's a whole other show. You can probably find that on Pornhub. Speaking of, yes. Um, a search on Pornhub gives you titles such as Fit Babe gets fucked in small hole

[00:28:51] of her favorite ripped yoga pants. Did you explain? Go ahead. Well, there's a lot to unpack with this title. Yes, there is. Is it the small hole of her ripped yoga pants? Is it her small hole? That was my first question, too.

[00:29:11] Did it get ripped because the camel toe was so camel toe-y? What's going on here? And her favorite ripped yoga pants. So she's got multiple pairs. Waits. But these are her favorite. So she puts on the ripped pair to get fucked through the ripped hole, like on purpose.

[00:29:33] Yes. OK, is this one of those scenarios where the camel toe is so big and that it rips or the guy just dives in and rips it and then fucks her? It is extruding through the pants. Oh, my God. Wow. So what was the actual video of?

[00:29:49] Did you watch it? Yes. So it's her masturbating at first and then rips open. OK, the pants and then the guy comes in and then the guy comes. Now we know the storyline. OK. But yeah, that's very misleading. The title. What's going on here? Clickbait. And it worked.

[00:30:12] Always works. What is going on here? Yes. I have questions. I need answers. I'm the Mr. Bellin of pornography. What is going on here? Love it. Absolutely. All right, should I do my next one? Yeah. Oh, we already went over this. How you can purchase a silicone

[00:30:33] camel toe. The panty insert. Different sizes. But on the contrary, you can also purchase a camel toe concealer to hide it like a pad of some sorts to help get rid of any unwanted camel toe. Those are much popular, much more popular than the maybe

[00:30:53] well as far as what I could see on on Amazon. I would think that silicone inserts would be popular. They probably are with drag queens. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that would make sense. Totally. Hell yeah. All right. So you can either create a bigger one or

[00:31:14] hide it, whatever you prefer. There's range. There is a range. Yes. Whatever your spectrum. Choose Choose your own adventure. Do you wonder? I wonder if people just wear it like daily or like all the time or if like someday it's like TGIF. My camel toe insert tonight

[00:31:37] has some fun. Switch it up like. Yes. Like it's the weekend. Let's bust out the camel toe silicone. Do you think that they wear a camel hair jacket to match? Oh, what? Camel hair jacket. What do you mean? Camel fur? Yeah, like camel hair. That's a thing.

[00:31:58] That's a thing. No, I didn't know this. It's a thing. Wow. Oh my God. Wouldn't that be funny? Yeah. And what if they make camel noises all night? You know what? This is going to be one of my Halloween costumes. Yes. I'm a camel toe. Camel toe girl.

[00:32:17] You know what? I think I've seen camel toe like boot covers where it looks like a camel toe. So I could wear that and then I can get the camel toe silicone insert and wear like spandex and then the camel hair jacket.

[00:32:31] And then I could just make camel toe like camel noises all night. Yes, yes. I love this. You should explain that noise before you start it. And then I'll just like wear a shirt of like like a camel on it or something. I love it. Joe Cool.

[00:32:45] Yes, yes. I'm a camel toe. How are we how did we go this far into the podcast and not mention Joe Cool? Right. The coolest camel ever. Right. Oh my God. You know how many chicks that camel got? Explain to our listeners who the people don't know.

[00:33:03] Yeah. So if you weren't around in the 90s, you don't understand that there is this cigarette company called Camel that advertised overtly to children with a cartoon camel named Joe Cool. And and he was, you know, he was basically like Chester Cheetah at night. Didn't he wear sunglasses?

[00:33:23] He had sunglasses. He had like really cool jackets. I'm sure he drove a Ferrari. Probably. Yeah. Oh my God. And then I can smoke camel cigarettes all night. Yeah. And wear sunglasses. I'll be camel toe Joe. And here's the thing is there were like human women that

[00:33:44] he was like, you know, how you're right in the ad. It was like a weird bestiality sort of camel crush like, oh my God, hey, oh, camel crush cigarettes. He had a camel crush on these women. So he was like getting with them

[00:34:02] and like it comes full circle. This is I love this. I used to smoke camels when I smoked cigarettes, so it really does. Yeah. Oh my God. OK, I have to do this for a Halloween costume. I usually have like three Halloween costumes every year.

[00:34:19] This has to be one of them. There it is. Now, now the only thing is you got to find the Joe Camel T-shirt. That's going to be the hard. Didn't he wear a jean jacket? I'm sure you I can't remember. I think he had a lot of

[00:34:30] different looks. Yeah. I'll figure out some sort of look. He was a clothes horse and Danny will be my camel crush. Katie, he was a clothes horse. Oh, my took me minute. Did he have one Humber too? I'm not sure. Now I need to look more into

[00:34:57] Joe. Yeah, there's going to be a whole Patreon on that one. Yes, absolutely. We'll look into camel Joe and yeah, we'll do a little snippet of us figuring out more about camel Joe. All right, I think it's your turn. All right. So I found some. Erotic fiction

[00:35:20] based on camel toes at lushstories.com. What is lushstories.com? Is that like just erotica? Yeah, yeah. OK, some of them are literally a paragraph. Some of them are short stories. OK. My favorite loves some erotica. You're going to show your favorite. Are you going to narrate it?

[00:35:40] It's a really long one, so I'm just going to give the intro. OK, fair. And like I said, this is available for purchase on lushstories.com. So that I'm not. Shout out. Please sponsor us lushstories.com This story is called camel toeing for daddy while mom talk shit.

[00:35:58] What? Oh, yes. No. OK, take it away. Quote, do you like my shorts, daddy? Heather asked one summer evening as she posed standing before her stepdad. Oh, no, it's one of those. Hold on, hold on. Sorry, I won't interrupt anymore. Yeah, he got to hear this guy

[00:36:19] his name. Her stepdad, Caledon. What? That's the name. Spell it. C-A-L-E-D-O-N. Caledon. I've never even heard of such a name. OK. It sounds like something from The Lord of the Rings. It does. In this tracks, the stepdaughter. OK, keep going. So standing before her stepdad, Caledon, who

[00:36:42] sat on the sofa with his legs crossed. He was staring at her, his hands sliding down her bare belly onto the stretchy fabric of the very short gray shorts. That's so descriptive. Oh, yeah. Well, it's got to be. Sorry, I won't interrupt anymore.

[00:37:02] Let's just say Caledon gets it on. Sure. Wait, well, mom is pissed off. What? What was the other part? Oh, yeah. So we don't really even know about what because the title says something about, well, mom was angry or something. So it's like a face and

[00:37:20] glanced around to see where his wife, Mary, was. He looked back at Heather's hands. Heather let out a giggle. Mom's right, she explains. It really shows. He nodded. Oh, my God. Wait, Mary agreed. Wait, say that again. No, no, no, no. This is this is Heather saying that.

[00:37:41] Oh, OK. She's just agreeing. She's like, Mary. Your giggle is great. Oh, my God. That's like the newest craze is like the whole step daughter, dad, brother thing. I don't get it either. It's gross. It's very gross. We come so far in the Internet. We're just bored at

[00:38:02] this point like. Are we getting back to Lord of the Rings time? What is going on? Oh, my God. Gross. Maybe maybe it had to do with Game of Thrones. Maybe maybe it's tagged Game of Thrones. No, they're wearing too loose of clothing for camel toe.

[00:38:20] Oh, no, I'm just talking about the right step. Yeah. But but if you did like a. 21st century remake of Game of Thrones, there would be lots of camel toe. True. And lots of step daughter, brother, dad, whatever stuff. Uncle. Step everything. Yeah. Raring, sensuous. Yes. Gross.

[00:38:43] Oh, my God. It was good. I don't think you've ever heard you giggle like that. I loved it. All right, I guess I'll go next. OK, so. Let's see the whole thing where the girls and videos they watched for science where they would hike up their

[00:39:06] shorts or spandex shorts or whatever. It's like an extreme height. Ouch. Where it goes like in between all the stuff and like, oh, oh, my God. So, you know, OK, I saw those two. Yeah, they're everywhere. Yeah. That was most of it, in fact. There's different levels.

[00:39:26] But you know what it reminded me of? What do you remember? Sally O'Malley on SNL? I'm 50, 50, so 50 years old. And I like to kick and stretch and kick. There it is. And she would hike up her her sweatpants. Oh, I just kicked the table.

[00:39:45] OK, she would hike up her sweatpants and have this huge camel toe. Yes. And that's what it reminded me of. Sally O'Malley. So it's like, how can even get turned on by this? When all I can think of is. And you're right, it did look painful.

[00:40:04] It does look painful like it's like an up close shot and like they just hike it up there. And it's like, it's so much so where it's like, oh, calm down. I get you're doing it for views and whatever, but good for you. Ouch.

[00:40:23] Give that lady a rest. Yeah. Good job. I hope you get paid a lot. All right, you're next. Yeah. So, yeah, there's a lot of yoga pants. And then, well, yeah, a lot of the the. Couples, it would the couples. What do you mean? Like, well, the

[00:40:51] how to describe videos that were like what we just described with the the eat, just call it eating eating up the show. It was just like solo video. Yes. But videos were right. I didn't see these. Well, these were like, you mean like the partner would hike up?

[00:41:10] No, no. The girls. Well, if there was a partner in the scene, it was basically like the guy would watch her. Oh, hike him up, hike him up and that's great. And then they would just have sex. So it was sort of like it was

[00:41:24] for play for play a visual tea. OK, so that I think is really what I found in all of this was. Camel toe is a real big tease and it's kind of a foreplay thing like a stripper tease, sort of. Yeah, I can see that.

[00:41:43] OK, I never thought of that way, but I can see that for sure. It's like a it's a prelude to the main event. Yeah, that makes sense. So so then my guys see it out in public. It's like, oh, it's like a tease like in their head. Yeah.

[00:42:00] Yeah. So there was a post that I saw girls ask guys dot com. OK, and. The the sub domain for this was sexuality. OK, and this. This poster, Maddie, was taken. She asks. Thoughts on camel to do you find them sexy or they turn on or turn off?

[00:42:25] And one of them, the most helpful guy just said, show them, please. It's totally OK. And we all as guys will totally love them. I mean, from like centuries ago, they never raped. There wasn't a thing out in public because there women always wear dresses and like.

[00:42:48] Excuse me, that was for the burping. There we go. The burping episode. Well, OK, anyways. No, but like if you if yeah, it's a new thing. If you went back in time and you would never wear ring spandex and had a camel toe, you'd blow their

[00:43:03] mind. And if you gave him a hot Cheeto, then you would kill them. Absolutely. All right. Oh, my God. Oh, God. OK, I can't get the giggle. I can see the oh, my God. Top over. So don't do that, people. Don't do that.

[00:43:32] Don't go back in time and give them a hot Cheeto while wearing spandex. Yes. They'll just yeah. So my next note for is the different tears. Oh, OK. So obviously there's camel toe. Obvious. We all know what that is by at this point. Next is moose knuckle.

[00:43:55] So I thought I thought moose knuckle was just a guy part. So that's it goes both ways. OK, so it is the male version of a camel toe. But there's also moose knuckle for women like it's just a bigger camel toe. It's it's got it's more substantial.

[00:44:15] It's got more more mooses meeses. I don't know. They're large animals. They're large. It's a larger camel toe. Yes, they're beefy. Moose, moose. We can get a moose jerky next. And then the next one is alpaca hoof. I have not heard that one.

[00:44:40] OK, now this is where I was like, what? OK, so apparently it's a camel toe that is so large that it can be observed from behind, like when she's bent over. So an alpaca hoof apparently is bigger than a camel toe. I don't know what an alpaca hoof

[00:44:57] looks like, but we can look one up quick. Let's go ahead and look one up. Yeah. But apparently it's bigger than a moose knuckle, bigger than a bread box. For some reason, I'm having difficulty on browser. Are you logged in? I was just in an application.

[00:45:21] So we got a camel toe, then moose knuckle, an alpaca hoof, alpaca hoof. Apparently that's the larger version of a female identifying camel toe. Well, I see the can I see? Yeah, here's the actual animal. OK, yeah. So it's like the labia is just like longer, more elonged.

[00:45:50] So, you know, so you can see it when the girl's wearing tight clothing and she like bends over. You can see it from behind is the main point. The first picture you had was good all the way up. No, just have an actual

[00:46:08] all the way up of the animal. Oh, where was it there? So you can see how like the the lips are just longer. So that's why you can see it from behind. Oh, you got it. Yeah, it all makes sense. So the lips are longer, like

[00:46:29] because their hooves are like they have really long pointy hoofs. I see. And a camel toe is more just short up there pudgy. So these look like OK, so yeah, I'll keep going. So after there's more tears. Yes. So there's more tears. That's that's not even the

[00:46:50] top tier. Nope. Well, most for women. Yes. OK, OK. So next after moose knuckle for men, there's also an emu toe and that it's just a male version bigger than a moose knuckle for the male. So basically the male moose knuckle

[00:47:11] you want to look up an emo emu sorry toe. Unless you already know what it looks like. I do not. OK, so an emu toe is like, oh yeah, it's like a three. It's like a three How would you describe this? It looks like a chicken foot.

[00:47:33] Yes, that has the longer a big dick in the middle. Yes. So there's three like toes or talons, I guess. And the middle toe is the longest. The dong. It's a dong. And then the two shorter toes on the side resemble the balls, the testicles.

[00:47:52] So yeah, so that's a little bit. They look like peepees. Yes. So those are like the smaller version. Yeah. And I think that's that's all I found for all the dog is shanky. Yes. Right. You can see the emo toe in the grace weapons

[00:48:10] and then also I'm like, I think that's it. But what's next? Like dinosaur talons, like the dinosaur claws, like where are we going here? Raptor. Yes. Oops. Yeah, like where are we going here? Dinosaurs. Can you open a door with your dick? Jurassic. I'm never going to watch

[00:48:29] Jurassic Park the same way again. Oh, no. They're coming through the glass. Is it a sticker? Is it a talons? The claws. I'm scared in a whole new way. Oh, my God. I might actually enjoy those new Jurassic World ones now. I'm going to watch so many

[00:48:52] movies now over again after this episode and just look at it in a whole new light. Danny, we're watching Jurassic Park tonight. Do you have anything else for common practices? Oh, yeah. OK. So there is a full book that you can buy on Amazon. The Amazing Camel Toe,

[00:49:18] a radical feminist graphic novel. What? Yes. Is it erotica or like a guidebook? I don't know. I don't know. Uh, it is. Constance, a modern young illustrator, takes revenge for the thousands of attacks suffered daily by women from a comic of her own titled The Amazing

[00:49:43] Camel Toe, celebrating the adventures of an anti macho, vigilant and tight panther leggings. So it's like a famous feminist. OK, feminist revenge comic book. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, I love this. Oh my God. Oh my God. Take that society. You're going to get my

[00:50:07] camel toe and it's a comic book. I love this so much. Get it from 9.99 to 24.99. Is that a like hardcover paperback or like digital? Those are the differences. Can you buy digitally? I didn't I didn't get a digital option. I might buy a hard copy for my little

[00:50:29] Kingston Cocktails. That would be shelf shrine up here for the studio. Yes, I love this. I want to know the adventures of her revenge camel toe of her feminist. This is great. I imagine it's sort of like the what was that? He had to fight his

[00:50:52] girlfriend's evil exes. For a comic book. Well, it was a comic book and then they made it into a movie. That's a lot of common. My friend Chris Bravo says is screaming through the the speaker right now. Well, tell him to comment. Yeah, comment and

[00:51:13] scream through the comments, please. Yeah, that will help us to. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. And I know another sip of the. Yeah, I'll give that in the camel toe cocktail. It's still I like it. I like the drink a lot more than the jerky.

[00:51:29] Yeah, you know what? I know he's not bad, but the drinks pretty refreshing since we love for beer floats. Yeah, we love camel toe. Yeah, camel toe float. Why didn't they call it that they should have they should missed opportunity, definitely missed opportunity.

[00:51:49] All right. I see next notes I have is I have some safety tips and hygiene tips. If this is something you want to actively practice and how to do so safely. So definitely try to avoid chafing. That's important. Too soft and not too thick of fabrics that

[00:52:09] can cause rashes. Avoid clothing or garments that have too many seams around the Golden Triangle. The. No, no, no. The explain the. The. Believe that that's what they meant by that. OK, I thought that was a euphemism for like. I know I had to think about it

[00:52:28] too when I first read it, I was like, wait, do they mean the Golden Triangle or do they mean the gusset? I'm like, or maybe both. I don't know. Or you can also stay away from polyester other manmade synthetic materials. If you're hiking it up high, be safe.

[00:52:45] That's important. I also have a list of clothing that shows off the best camel toe. Are you ready? I'm ready. Cotton. Cotton is the best. Make sure it's breathable as possible. That's important if you're. Hiking it up there, please keep it breathable. That's safe.

[00:53:06] And then bathing suits also show it off the best. Anything tight and silky at leisure wear and spandex. Which we did go over. Yeah. Yeah. Do you have anything else? No, I think that wraps it. I think I've got more pop culture stuff, though.

[00:53:24] OK, I got more for common practices. OK, so there's three levels. OK, I love this. So one term I came across earlier how he said it's called. Oh, is it? Pussy cleavage or whatever. Yeah. So this person said cleavage. Oh, hey, clever. All right. So I'm going to

[00:53:49] all right. So this is a list from left side of fashion dot com. So thank you for this list. Shout out to you. So the first type of cleavage is called peekaboo. So to do this, choose darker color clothing like denim jeans that are just a bit tight.

[00:54:08] So your cleavage can come and go. Not too obvious, but it's there, you know, once in a while. This seems like something that's been around since the 80s. Probably. Yes. And so the second level is buoyant. Buoyant? Yes. So I don't know why they called it that.

[00:54:30] So clothes are just a bit tight, a bit stretchy, a bit thin of material. This lets you sport a light, subtle cleavage throughout the day. So like leggings, spandex. Sounds like something that could float. Yes, I guess. Now I get it. Yes. The third adventurous.

[00:54:50] Go for a tight, light colored leggings that hugs you up and down. Because, you know, obviously, obviously the lighter the color of the leggings, the more obvious the cleavage. Yeah, that's it for common practices, I guess. Awesome. All right. Are you ready for like movies, media, pop culture?

[00:55:13] I am very ready. All right, go ahead. So one name that popped more than any and I don't know if you saw her Chloe Kardashian. Not Chloe, but Kim for me is what I saw the most. But both Kardashians. Yeah, I mean all the Kardashians really.

[00:55:32] There's a whole episode of camel toes. From the Kardashians. Keeping up with the staff. No way. And and wait, what do you mean there's a whole episode? Did you watch it? I did not. I saw a note. It was it was a it was one of many

[00:55:51] articles that are read about Chloe's camel toe that she has named Camille the camel. She named it Camille. What is a puffy pussy in her own words? Oh, my God, she named it. Yeah. And you know, that's perfect. So she's got blog posts on this very

[00:56:12] puffy Volvo of her. Um, she says that free the nipple has nothing on free the camel toe. Oh, she's building something here. She's got a movement going. I'm here for it. I mean, not so much so Kardashians, but I'm here for this movement. Yeah, yeah. She's very pro

[00:56:36] pussy. All right. Good for you, Chloe. I mean, you I guess maybe got that from your sister, Kim. Who does a lot of camel toe as well? Yeah. I mean, but they're all like about publicity and so who knows if this was actually her idea?

[00:56:55] I'm sure it was her mother's idea or their whoever runs their stuff. But I mean, still, that's right. I'm sure it was. Well, Kim's the ass Courtney's the boob. So you just have to be the camel toe. Oh, my God. It's a trifecta full circle.

[00:57:11] I never even thought of that. Wow. They're like, well, Chloe, just there's one part left. Well, one of them have the brain, please. I'm just asking. I'm just kidding. They're they're smart for what they're doing. They're just playing dumb. It's like a Paris Hilton sort of

[00:57:30] thing, which I love Paris Hilton. I just heard a video of her real voice and it was shocking. Who was real voice? Paris Hilton's. What do you mean? It's not this voice. Is that the little baby voice? It's not that isn't that weird

[00:57:43] that it's not that's not her real voice. And that was like addressing con Congress or something. And I was like, why do you talk? Oh, no, it's a thing. Britney Spears has the same thing. They she they all have deeper voices, but they for publicity.

[00:58:02] It's like more quote unquote attractive to have like a baby voice. I think baby voice like I was doing. So in choir, I was an alto and all my friends were in soprano and I was so jealous because I was like one of the

[00:58:16] only girls and I can almost do what was it? Tenor, the one lower than alto, right? Yeah. Yeah. And I can I could do that too. And that was all boys. And like I was like jealous of all the girls with all the little baby voices.

[00:58:29] And I tried so hard to do it. My choir teacher was like, no, it's fine. Like, that's great. Like, it's OK. And like, but no, they're all told all these celebrities to do like the baby voice because it's popular. It's cutesy. It's catchy. It's like.

[00:58:46] That's a whole different episode. I would I would love to hear that episode. Yeah, that there's it's that's a lot of psychology in that for sure. For sure. Yeah. But so if you got the alto voice, do it, girl. So don't force yourself into the soprano.

[00:59:03] OK, so the the episode where. It, you know, whether we're referencing was basically her saying how she would is she was always like the third wheel out of the sisters like this, wasn't she like the half sister? Oh, I think that's that's all rumor and conjecture.

[00:59:26] I'm not I don't know much about the cart. I don't know. I don't pretend to know. I know. Basically, like she was saying, like she would frothed quote, I would cry because I felt so shitty. She said social media has become a platform for celebrities to

[00:59:41] discuss topics that once might have been considered taboo. Oh, I'm sorry. She was feeling shitty, but now she can open up about it. And so she's. No longer the the fat sister, the the chubby kid, and she's rocking her quote revenge body. Wow. So I'm trying to Google

[01:00:00] if she was a half sister. Oh, we got to know. Right. There is no real answer from my quick Google. I'm not sure. I don't know if that's real or not. Yeah, but was it OJ that they were saying was the death? Something. Yeah,

[01:00:25] I want the real tea. I'm not going to Google this now because I'm sure it's a whole Google search. So if anybody knows, please give us the tea. We want the full the full cup of tea, please. I'm curious. Am I going to start watching

[01:00:40] the Kardashian show now? No, don't do that. Don't do that. I'm already done with all of like what? 2000 episodes of 90 Day Fiance. I need something new to dive into. You know what? Like out of 2000 episodes, there's probably only 90 minutes of actual life where they haven't repeated the

[01:00:58] same thing over and over. Kardashian sponsor me actually. I'll probably have to pay you just to say your name. Well, to close the door on them, the last thing I had about them was. Kim appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno in 2012 and. Debut her camel to

[01:01:19] what do you mean debut? Like that was like she flaunted it and said, like, here it is or it just like say it, but she didn't have to say it. She said it, but she didn't say it. Love that. All right. Moving up with a more movies,

[01:01:38] pop culture. All right. So, Jake, we saw this movie together with all of our friend group in theaters. You know, movie I'm talking about. I don't Barbie. Oh, yeah. I was so wasted. That was fun. There was a lot of 80s spandex rollerblading style on the beach.

[01:02:01] Barbie like camel toe. Yes. Yes. Came across that a lot doing my research and I was like, oh my God. Yeah. That doesn't surprise me. No, not at all. Yeah. Now looking back at that movie. Now I know why she's wearing the thong spandex over

[01:02:16] the little spandex short leggings. No, that was a good movie. That was a great movie. We we were like crying. Yeah. And then our partners, Danny and Lisa, were just like sitting there like no big deal. We were like bawling. They have no heart.

[01:02:32] No, we're like we're the criers. I was like holding back tears or trying to and just like bawling my eyes out. Oh my God. Now I need to rewatch that movie and see The Camel Toe again. I haven't seen that since we saw.

[01:02:46] I've watched it a few times and I cried every time. It's so good. Do you have another pop culture or whatever? Yeah. Well, I mentioned Sally O'Malley before, but also Conan O'Brien. OK, it was a skit called Camel Toe Annie. Camel Toe Annie. Yes.

[01:03:07] Who is Camel Toe Annie? Well, she was just a like a intern that was out there with her camel toe. But well, she was working hard to get the real the real money. Yeah. Good job. Yeah. She was showing off that crotch cleavage.

[01:03:24] Is there a bunch of like jokes like with all the employees at the water cooler like chatting? Oh, no. No. She comes out and she talks to Conan. OK. And she's, you know, displaying her camel toe. But but she's unaware that, you know, she has one of those

[01:03:41] situations doesn't know. Yeah. But everybody else knows. Yep. Oh, honey. You're poor and it's not. Well, I'm going to have to watch this later. Oh, the movie dance flick. So this is one where I think it sent you the clip. Where it's the dance teacher,

[01:04:02] the dance instructor, and she like writes on the board like I am your dance instructor, Miss Camille Twa. She's really like and then she like turns around from the chalkboard and it's like I call it a moose knuckle. Yeah, it was large. Maybe even a pack of hoof.

[01:04:21] I don't know. We didn't see it from behind, so we don't know. Right. True. True, true. But it was just a funny like Camille Twa. And now that's a parody movie, right? Yes. Yeah. So it was meant to be just funny and yeah. Yeah, this this wasn't serious.

[01:04:41] Right. It was meant to be obviously a yeah. The whole joke was the. Moose knuckle, camel toe, a pack of hoof, whatever have you. Whatever tier that was. Do you have any others? I found a song I found. Yes. Now the the what is the band called?

[01:05:03] The Fanny Packs. And this came out in the early 2000s. It is called Camel Toe and it is about a girl seeing another girl with a nasty, which she says is a nasty camel to walking down the street. Her words, not ours. Yeah, her words.

[01:05:22] Yeah, she's very shaming this girl. A camel knuckle. The video is very low budget. This song is all. What kind of music is it? Well, it sounds like it's early 2000s, but it sounds like like West Coast 80s like like B-Boy like OK. Oaktown 357 or something

[01:05:47] like that or like like think MC Hammer. OK. Oh my God. I'm going to listen to this later. I wish we could listen into on air, but we can't yeah. OK, you're going to send it to me. I'll send you the video, but it's everybody look this up

[01:06:01] and listen in animated video too. Now that the band is in there, but it's an animated background with animated characters in it. So, you know, it's low budget. You can see the camel toe in the music video. Oh my God. Yeah. Definitely send that to me and

[01:06:16] everybody look it up to. I'm so excited. I can read a couple of lyrics. Yeah, please do. Walking down the street. Something caught my eye. A growing epidemic that really ain't fly. A middle aged lady. I got to be blunt. Her spandex biker shorts were

[01:06:33] creeping up the front. Oh my God. The fact that it's a middle aged lady. We just did the gilf's episode. Yeah, she knew what she was doing. God bless her. She good. Good for her. Sounds like this young girl is just kind of jealous.

[01:06:53] And being angry. She's a mean girl. Not wearing it for you or for Jeff. She's wearing it for her. Maybe she's wearing it for Jeff on the bus. Make you mad, young girl. Maybe she's proud. Well, I'm proud to be a little cougar. Good for you.

[01:07:13] I guess another show that there was a lot of camel toe and was Star Trek. Yes, I remember that. Did you come outside? No, this was not a research thing. This is a memory. Oh my God. I'm in Detroit. Hello. OK. Here's where it all comes out.

[01:07:31] All right, Jake, here now we're getting the nitty gritty for you. So why did I choose this? I know now we know. Oh, yeah. Maybe you should maybe you should have done psychology of childhood memories. Maybe it's a good thing I didn't. That's hilarious.

[01:07:51] So I never watched Star Trek, but it came across a lot. My research of like, yep, tons of camel toe on Star Trek. That's funny because I didn't see anything in my research. They're like, he's already seen it. Don't need it. Yeah, I'll go with him is just

[01:08:04] yet he already knows. Do you have Lisa dress up in Star Trek outfits? Not yet. Not yet. There's a cute Lisa going to get that Diana Troy counselor's uniform. Yep. There you go. There's one of your Halloween costumes this year. She's got the curly hair for her, too.

[01:08:20] Yes, she does. Oh, there you go, Lisa. All right. More celebrities. Miley Cyrus does it a lot on your outfits on stage during performing. OK, I don't know if it's on purpose or not, but I'm pretty sure it is probably I don't mind Miley Cyrus.

[01:08:42] I'm a Miley fan. Yeah, I love Miley. She's great. I love her. Me too. Shout out to Miley. Another one Irma, this is for you. Taylor Swift. She does it too a lot. There's a lot of photos of her performing or whatever and a lot of camel toe.

[01:09:06] I found a list on online. Shout out to Irma. We love you. Yeah, love you. I know you're a Swifty. It was the 20 most infamous celebrity camel toe. This was either somebody who really, really, really like Sofia Richie or this was just the laziest list ever.

[01:09:35] OK, so Sofia Richie's one picture of her in a white bikini shows up on this list three times. If it's a list of celebrities, shouldn't be different celebrities with every each one going down the list? Exactly. Wow. Not only is it. Who's Sofia? Sofia Richie.

[01:09:53] I'm not good at celebrities. I believe that she is Lionel Richie's daughter. No, that's not. That's a. OK, then. No, that's why can't I think of her name. I love the simple life. Paris friend, simple life. Nicole, that's Nicole Richie. Or does he have two daughters?

[01:10:19] I don't know. I just don't know Nicole. She is the youngest daughter of Lionel Richie. OK. And sister of Nicole Richie. What does she do? She's Lionel Richie's daughter. That's her. That's her job. What a lucky girl. Chalice. That's like in Barbie movie. Ken, what's your job?

[01:10:41] I I beach. Beach Beach. Good job, Ken. I love you. So other names on this list are Amel Anderson. Oh, yeah. Yep. Janice Dickinson. OK. Courtney Stodden. Bella Hadid. Naya Rivera. Courtney Kardashian also appears on this list twice. Even though she's the booby one three times.

[01:11:08] Courtney as well. OK. Who else do we have? Person who made this list definitely has a preference. A preference. Sophia Richie again, by Ling. Closey Grace Moretz. Sophia Richie again, Bella Hadid again. This is just a lazy list, actually. It sounds like I came up across

[01:11:26] a lot of lists too, and it seemed like it was just their personal preference. Yeah, it was like I like this picture. I like this camel toe. I'm going to listen three times. There's three different shots. It's just their screenshot album is really all right.

[01:11:44] They're just like sharing their personal screenshot on a blog. Yeah, they just mailed that one in. It was it was bad. Just trying to like make money off of their whatever. Let me share this with the world. My spank bank. Had to make a big withdrawal today.

[01:12:14] Is that it? Do you have anything else, Jake? I mean, you're like I can go on and on. Do you have any other notes? We we I think we've covered the highlights. The fact that we we we touched on Star Trek. That was the top

[01:12:33] that just sealed it all. There we go. Sealed the deal. Sealed the camel toe. Yeah, lifted it way up there for you. Pun intended. All right. Well, thank you so much, Jake, for being on today's show. I really appreciate it. This is so fun. Thank you, Katie.

[01:12:51] I had a I had a blast. This is so great. Yes. So everyone listening, let's see, you can follow us on Patreon at Patreon.com slash kinks and cocktails. You can see all of our pictures with me and Jake and Bianca. You can meet Bianca

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