Nudist • Q & A • Episode 22

[00:00:00] Hi everyone, welcome to a very special bonus episode of Kinks and Cocktails. So this can be a different kind of bonus episode than what we normally do. So I have a very special guest at the Mitchney, one of my besties, Irma. Okay, hi.

[00:00:28] So how are you doing today? I actually am fantastic. I rode my electric bike to work from downtown Minneapolis all the way to Boudina. You're so much more athletic than I am. And then I rode from a diner to your house. You did. Yes.

[00:00:44] I'm not going to keep saying cities because I think that's too much. She's locating us. But it was a lot of writing. Good. Well, you kind of got your steps in. Irma loves her steps. No, but I didn't.

[00:00:58] It only says that I have like less than 5,000 and I rode like a horse today. You did way more than that. But it doesn't record biking, which is very frustrating. Apple, get on that. They should. Apple, come on. All right. So what have you been up to lately?

[00:01:15] I mean, fun stuff coming up or you know, your summer has your summer been going. I mean, summer has been lovely. I've got to spend some time with you, of course. Yes. Of course. This we go. I'm going to a house music camp, which was your idea.

[00:01:30] Oh, yeah. Shout out to Dave Fung, Dave Fung. Yes. And unfortunately, you're not going. I know. It was my idea that it's so it's an adult summer camp. And I was like just talking to the owner, Dave Fung, and I was like, wouldn't that be fun?

[00:01:45] And he actually did it. He did it. No, I can't go. Because Danny and I will be in Portland because he has a DJ gig. I'm on that's great. Well, lame for great. Next time. Next time. Dave Fung, dude again. She will not go to camp.

[00:01:59] She's the most unoutdoors. I like, but I do stuff. Give me a hotel room or an Airbnb list. I cannot camp. Lady, I try to do that on New Year's Eve. Any one get boozy with me. Like, I am the boozy as hippie. I just fell down.

[00:02:11] I was like, wrong. Holiday to do it. I had a place for you to stay. Whatever. I grew up camping, but in an boozy RV. So I'm like, I hear. I hear you. All right. I don't want to sound like I'm per cent. I'm per cent.

[00:02:26] We're going to get into this. I'm from Florida. I've never had a camp experience because people don't camp. Like, they don't send their kids to summer camp. Okay. Florida because you literally live in camp and like perpetual sunlight. So I'm just thinking moist. It's moist and Florida.

[00:02:44] But, and I like iters. You pretty much instincts. And you pretty much live in perpetual summer. So therefore there is no summer camp for kids. Or maybe I'm just crazy and my parents report. I don't know. I only went to the summer camp.

[00:02:58] It was a Christian Lutheran Bible camp. Well, I went to a win on it. And they made you feel shame for everything. So my best friend growing up across the way was a son of a Baptist pastor, son of a Baptist pastor.

[00:03:12] And occasionally I go to like a one in camp. But that was a win-stays. Yeah, you and I went to a one on a one on a one. Not together. You grew up with a one on a we relate that way.

[00:03:21] Yeah, even though I was raised Catholic and I went to Catholic school. Oh, it's so yeah, you're right. So I didn't have like camp experiences. So anyway, this is not the point of the summer camp being ever said. What are we doing? It could be. It could be.

[00:03:35] But either way, I'm going. I plan to go dance my ass off. You are going to your steps are going to be. I hope I'm out. The goal is 25,000 steps each day. Each day. Each day. I want to listen.

[00:03:48] And I've done, I've done a, there was a burn in Miami every year called Loveburn. Like a local burn. Well, it's original, it's original, it's original burn, but it's one of the large ones. And of course, it's Miami. Everything's bigger, everything's crazy, everything's more beautiful.

[00:04:02] And so I would go with my family down to love burn. And this will lead you into our actual topic because my family, we would stay in the, and we actually had a nudist camp of the burn, which there are nude areas of

[00:04:18] burns if you, if you are interested. And my family is nudist. We're going to get into that in a moment. But long story short, we sure are there have been burns. The highest number of steps I've taken was at Loveburn in 2019.

[00:04:35] Or maybe it was 2020, where it was like 27,000 steps a one day, which was insane. Insanity, I just was, I was following the light. I had, I had done some fun psychedelics and just, I just told him I was going to follow the light.

[00:04:52] I just kept following the lights. I ended up on Lost Island. It was beautiful. It was gorgeous. That sounds like an amazing time really. What is I just followed lights? And you're watching it. Your eye, watch, and I say it was like, damn girl.

[00:05:05] You're gonna grow them or some lights. You followed it to the end of the tunnel all the way. So, yeah. So what are we talking about today, Irma? What I think you're in charge of the topics. Okay. So today, like I said, a very special bonus episode.

[00:05:24] So we are going to do a Q&A episode about nudists. And Irma, you are nudist. I am. I am. So I guess, I'm going to tell the story about when we first met. Oh, I guess you should. So yeah. I was like my birthday weekend. Yes.

[00:05:43] And we were about to like, I would do a wave event. No. We met the night before. Oh yeah, the night before. I mean, Jake, her co-house was spinning at the W. Yes. And I decided, I was, you gotta say it's playing when I was wearing. Go ahead.

[00:06:00] I can't even. Okay. So I decided, I was wearing a, like, a mesh, like, see through, like, body suit. Yes. Like, all the way to the neck, all the way down the way. It was super hot. And it was completely see through.

[00:06:12] And then I was just wearing like a black bra, black thong. Yes. And but when I got there because it was still, it was kind of cold or it was colder that night or whatever. I was wearing a skirt.

[00:06:23] So it just, I was wearing like a black skirt. So I was, I was covered enough. Yeah. And then I also had a jacket on or something. Well, when I got there, it was just our friends. There wasn't a lot of people there.

[00:06:34] And I just said, I looked over at the girls and I said, should I take it off? And all of them were like, yeah. Do it. So I took a skirt off. And so then I'm just standing there and covered from neck to foot. And truthfully in mesh.

[00:06:47] But then I was just wearing like, bra and panties underneath. And at that time, I was way more than a lot of rave girls wear. Sure. Honestly, that day. I love it. Yes. That day. And just some context. I had just gotten over a pretty na-norly breakup.

[00:07:03] And I was just kind of out and about and just living my best life and just as zero fucks given. Yes. And my butt, I had because of the breakup. I lost, I definitely lost. I was down at my lowest.

[00:07:14] I was probably like 125 pounds and I got these big double-d fake boobs. And I was hot. No, you're always hot. I was in the dance floor, which is my favorite place to be.

[00:07:23] And I was just like, I mean, in all of our friends, I was in a very safe space. But yes, it works hilarious. So that was the first time Katie met me. Yes. And then it was my birthday weekend.

[00:07:33] And then I had a sweet at the Millennium Hotel. No, no, that is ahead. So the next day. The next day. Well, yes. There's that. What happened was the next day we ended up, I ended up with my friend and Rieke. Yes. Shout out to Rieke.

[00:07:53] Shout out to Rieke. At what was it? Like a day party that was like an out there. It was the North Loop Black Party. Yes. But we got in there and like the pre-party. Yes. I had texted you because we became friends on Facebook. Yes.

[00:08:07] I texted you and said the parties here and I guess in Rieke, it texted Danny, are you? I don't know. Yeah. Either way. So they show up early. It's like a 1130 or 12. And I remember I was getting ready at my house and Danny was still sleeping.

[00:08:19] And it was like my birthday weekend. Yeah. Danny, let's go. Let's go. Right. So she comes up. And I'm still dressed like I'm just going to be there for the day. Like I was in uncomfortable shoes. I looked cute but like the outfit was not.

[00:08:33] It was not alphating. It was not as a party, it wasn't party. The party. Well no, the outfit was super cute but like it wasn't there for the whole day. Like full, rave extravagance that was going to happen outside. Yes. So when ends up happening.

[00:08:46] I wore my full birthday outfit. Like I was trying to the 9's like, now here's the thing. It was September because it was your birthday. Yeah. So your birthday is around my son's birthday so fall. No. September. Yes. Right. Yep. There you go.

[00:09:03] When ends up happening is I look at her. She shows up and we decided, I lived downtown and we were kind of in the North loop which is near downtown and I said, I should change. Huh? And so we decided to get an Uber. We lived Danny there.

[00:09:15] We decided to get an Uber and we go back to my place and it was starting to get cold and it was actually going to rain. Yeah. So I have told this. The Frick Jacket. The Frick Jacket.

[00:09:24] I have these two of these like fake fur coats that were just like ridiculous. And I was like, we didn't really even know each other yet. But I was like girl, I'll be needing to wear these. And then she chose this like silver. Like little smurries.

[00:09:38] Well for me. Yeah. Oh yeah. Silver dress. No, no bras. So like nipples were like unfold display. Hell yeah. And then I wore the pink and you wore the white. Yes. And I remember we stood in my mirror in my hallway and what was your famous words?

[00:09:53] This is I will never. So as soon as I met Katie, this was the thing that will always stand out to me for the rest of my life. Because she was like, is this too much? And I was like, I say it. You should have said no girl.

[00:10:07] You're not too much. The world just isn't enough. And well and here we are standing. I if you have to like post that picture. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Listen. Literally we knew we were going to be like super good best friends. Like this girl says this.

[00:10:22] This girl says this to me at like one of my lowest points in my life. And I was like, why are you my people? I love you. I feel like I'm known you in a life. You always see people the most random ways. The most random. Yeah.

[00:10:33] So then we get back, we taken it over back to the party. Yes. And then it starts raining and we take off the jacket. So we are dancing in the rains and my nipples are like in full. I look at the red. You're like a friend.

[00:10:44] And I love nipples. And let's greet. Right. My nipples are in full erection and we're just dancing in the rain. And I do not care. And we don't have such that. That was literally probably one of the best like one, like my summer forms.

[00:10:57] Like things but like one of the best days of my life was a lot of this cheers. Cheers. Okay. So what? So moving forward to my birthday at the Millennium Hotel. Oh God. When I had the penthouse suite and you came over and I was like trying on

[00:11:14] outfit trying to figure out where it's like, I was asked because you got to ask and I was like, do you mind if I change your front of you? You know, and you're like, oh, I don't care.

[00:11:23] I'm a nudist and like, oh, oh, like I see you don't care. And then you tell me how the most beautiful nipples you've ever seen. You really do. You have like, I listen. I don't know if you've ever seen this woman.

[00:11:35] Like I don't know if you show your face or at all or like that. But I will tell you. So Katie got bless her. She's got the cutest little body. She looks. She looks like a little girl. She always wears picked up. Oh, no. She looks. She looks.

[00:11:46] She looks. She always has this like adorable little face. She looks like she's like, I have really good skincare routine. No, Katie. She doesn't. She keeps it young and so and then she's she's so cute. She's got this adorable little women's body.

[00:11:59] But then she's got these tiny little movies with these perfect nipples. And here we go. But that's when you told me when you were a nudist. And I was like, yeah, what? I don't know. Like I have questions. And I have answers. So here we are.

[00:12:12] Here we are. So this this is what this episode is all about today is a Q&A about nudists. This is a long like a lovely roundabout about how we met and my fellow love with you. Oh, here we are. Here we are. Yes.

[00:12:25] Yes, I love it so much. I'm going to cheer you guys. There's lots of cheer. Yeah, because I like and drink as we say at least episode. Here's some ASMR drink. Well, you can hear. I don't have any of that. No, I'm almost a white clog girl.

[00:12:39] I am white cloth. You're okay. Can I just stop and talk? Can I go ahead? I'm going to talk for a minute. No. So white cloth. Sponsorous. And yes, I'm going to tell you something about these white cloths. So I love white cloth. Number one, they're refreshing.

[00:12:51] Number two, I don't get too drunk, which is important because I'm sure about that. Me too drunk. Me too drunk is a problem. You've seen it once or twice. It's not well been there. Thank you. So and my boyfriend is so versatile that doesn't it just doesn't drive.

[00:13:06] But that being said, the white cloth. I drink watermelon in my clothes. Watermelon. For some strange reason why are they so hard to? They're hard to find. But I went to the liquor store to try to, I was like, oh my, you're doing this.

[00:13:20] I'm going to buy his white cloths. I'm notorious for everybody knows I had watermelon. And so I went to the liquor store and that every single flavor, but watermelon. Except watermelon come. And here's the funny thing when I actually find the watermelons or let me be clear.

[00:13:35] My boyfriend finds the watermelons and buys them in bulk, even though his sober glass. What a man. What a man. So I always instruct with like, I closet my house and I will, I will literally put them in my purse, not because we can't afford it.

[00:13:47] But because nobody carries their such a job. I had a, hidden gem. And when I take them to a house party, they're the first thing to go. People would bring like the white cloth. Lots of the watermelons. They'll go in the fridge and take my watermelon.

[00:14:00] And I'm like, hey, white cloth, market research, stop with the stupid, the stupid flavors that nobody likes and just get the ones that I'm boring. Like nobody wants mango. Nobody likes mango. I mean, I like the mango. Nobody likes black tea. But I'm fruously, nobody likes black tea.

[00:14:15] No, why isn't watermelons in the default? Watermelons should be, okay, but we digress. Okay, let's keep white cloth sponsors. All right. So yeah, white cloth, what the F? So let's dive right in, Shelley. We shall. All right, so first of all,

[00:14:32] is it a new resort or a colony? Is there a difference? It is not a colony. Okay, okay, so it's a resort. Yeah, a colony is like an old, I don't know the background behind it, but if you say a new does colony to a new

[00:14:44] is they're like, what in the ever love and fuck? Okay, so that's always a resort. Yeah, it's like a new to resort. Yeah, it's a resort. Okay, and if it doesn't feel like a resort, it's still a resort. So new to a source of called naturist? Yeah, okay.

[00:15:00] Is there a difference? There is a difference. Okay, it's plain. So new to some, and there are organizations and I did not do enough research. I just doing what I know. I got questions. You got the American Association of Nutus Resource. I think it's in NNR.

[00:15:18] A, N, R. Okay, so a lot of your new tos resorts will flow from anor. And they have to be a creditor or some sort of, they've jumped through some sort of hoops. Okay, so from what I know, so like please don't, like if you're from anor,

[00:15:35] like please don't like come at me and be like, why are you being a spokesperson? I'm not, I'm just a new tost. There you go. I'm not anor. There you go. Just a new tost, or sort of anor. There we go. No, what I know, I know.

[00:15:45] Don't come at her. Could easily be wrong. So here's what I know. There is some sort of accreditation for anor. Okay. Number two, you have Nutus, which could be twofold. Are you ready? Okay. You could be a lifestyle, Nutus. Ooh. I got the, I got the per,

[00:16:04] you got the per in. And, or you could be a naturist. Okay, so what's the mean difference? Yes. Yes, children. Oh, oh, oh. Okay, so we're getting very, I mean, there are definite, I mean more into like, hippie family. So they're sort of thing. Yeah, so okay.

[00:16:23] I mean it really comes down to that. Like if you could go into all the nuance, whatever, but then reality is children. Okay. If you're at a naturist, Nutus, resort. Yeah. You have to be aware that there are going to be children potentially running around.

[00:16:40] Babies raising their family. Yeah, there's a, there's a family's a naturist. A lot of the clothes. Yes. Families that are, that are down to the ground with no clothes. Yes. All right, so I will tell you, I'm a nudist, yes. Am I a naturist? Absolutely. Why?

[00:16:57] So my family. My son is a nudist. Uh-huh. My father is a nudist. My sister is a nudist. My brother was a nudist. I have questions about those later too. Yeah, we're going to get that. So don't get too far, right? Yeah.

[00:17:10] And I have lived in a naturist resort in Florida. And, and have been a nudist and just got back from Florida. That's it. With my entire family. I'm going to get into that too. Minus, minus my, in case in case by random chance,

[00:17:27] my brother's baby's mama ends up on this podcast, the children were not naked. Okay. And my family went in the confines of where the children were. There are certain specific areas for nude and non-nude. There can be. Correct.

[00:17:45] And in this instance, my sister owns property and on her property, normally we are naked. But because there was a caveat for my brother to bring his children down, we all decided that we were going to wear clothes, wear the children wear it.

[00:18:00] Now it's been to sleep and they didn't come out. We, you know. It's like every resort or whatever, it's, there's different rules. It's up to the people too. Right? True. So my sister owns several plots in this particular resort in Florida

[00:18:15] and is always trying to convince me to buy down there, but I grew up in Florida. I will never live in Florida. No. Sorry, banana. I'm glad. Because I love you. I'm going to live in Florida. I will visit Florida.

[00:18:29] I, you know, I'm not against maybe buying a spot just for me to have some rain or but speed snubber and but why? Is that what it's called? No, no, no, no. Yes. So that being said, so okay. I have more questions. Obviously.

[00:18:43] Well, we didn't go to the other part. Oh, yes. We're going to get there. We're going to get there. Okay. So when did you become a new dress? How old were you? Okay. This is a funny story. So, okay. There's two stories and I'll try to be recently.

[00:18:58] I like to have an ambient to this question. So how old were you? And it was with your family. You all decided to do it together. Right? Is a loaded question? I know. Okay, that's what we started the beginning. Yes. So the first real, okay.

[00:19:14] So let me back up. My parents kind of had a naked house. Okay. So growing up kind of in our being here just no, just this is sort of my, all right. So back to my whole life. So back to my whole life.

[00:19:25] My parents are from the island. Okay. We lived in Florida. It was hot. Yeah. I mean, it's fucking hot. Right. That's my like a lot of waivers. They're like, they're way where like less cold. They make it. I'm a sweaty girl. Yeah. I'm not sweaty girl.

[00:19:41] I'm very sweaty girl. Dating night fight over the thermostat constantly. Okay. And like and so I will. Yeah, I walk around naked or in just this way. I wear dresses. Right. Constantly. I'm a dress girl. I'm a sun dress girl constantly.

[00:19:56] Even in the winter she's so kind of like I'll just wear tights or fishnets like, okay. Go ahead. I live for you little. Because you know I love a dress. I look innocent but I'm not. Oh, this is an e-crackin' open another white car. There you go.

[00:20:10] A-Smart white cloth. White cloth. A-Smart. Ooh. Okay. So reality is this. How did I end up becoming a newtist and do it with my family? So the very, okay. So my family kind of, my mom didn't really have a problem being naked around the house. Yeah.

[00:20:25] Which was totally fine. I didn't have a problem being naked. I hated putting shirts on. Okay. My brain is rather, it's like that. Yeah. Up until I was about 13, 12, 13 and then the little boobies came out.

[00:20:39] This way I can't go to date funk summer camp because I end up naked in the middle than I, I just, anyway, that I'm not gonna end up naked in my sleep. In my sleep I just take off my clothes. I can't help it.

[00:20:50] Oh, I can't bunk with other people. We'll figure it out. But anyways. Well, I'll let you know how it goes. And it is your story. So what happened is, is my dad was, my dad wears little tidy whites. We could see everything. Yeah.

[00:21:04] And if I walked in on my dad when like, whoopsy, he was going in bathroom. I was the little guy's girl. It was always wanted to be in a window. He never made it a point to be like, oh my god, it was just like whatever.

[00:21:15] Like, all right. So I'm just peeing. My mom and boobies were all at it was, you know, her sometimes. So it's kind of like, I remember having a breastfeeding thing. Well, it could have been. But I was the youngest. So like, either way.

[00:21:28] But like, I remember my mom, like, would wear like kind of mumus that were kind of short. Like she wouldn't wear any panties and she, and I'd be like, mommy, don't you wear panties to bed? And she'd be like, no, I'm just going to get all that debris.

[00:21:38] The screw. And now that I'm in a dulled, I'm like, you got a letter break. Yes. I agree with that. The girl breathe. Am I going to get into mumus soon? I'm your son. I'm your son. I feel like the older guy. I'm just like, mimo, no panties.

[00:21:53] It's just going to get flowier and flowier. Sorry, Danny. It'll be like mimo's. Maybe, well, we just do a gilf episode. So maybe you know how I feel. You know, you know me well enough to know that there is nothing in this world that

[00:22:05] is better than a statement belt. So you can work with the statement. Well, it's all fashion. Silid up. On, sister. Or else go nude. This is, yeah, I think everybody should. But I will say this. OK.

[00:22:18] So let me fast forward to my grandmother decides to get married on a cruise. OK. Like she met the guy in the cruise. Or she'd been with, they planned the wedding for the first time. OK.

[00:22:31] Plan the wedding on the cruise because he was a, he was a seaman. He was, he was, what, what brand? A sailor was sailing. He was in the Navy. He was in the Navy. And so he was a seaman. And so he would not fly on a plane.

[00:22:48] And so the whole family, you know, he lived in Puerto Rico. It's full family wanted to get together. We had to get on a boat. OK. So we all fly out to Puerto Rico. And we get on this boat for my grandmother's wedding.

[00:22:58] And they got married on the boat. Yes. It was a seven day cruise on a Royal Caribbean, Royal Caribbean. Woo, woo, woo. It was the sovereign of the seas or something. Yes, a matter.

[00:23:08] Either way, my whole family, aunt, uncles, like the whole family is there on this cruise. And I'm 17. My sister's in her 20s, like late 20s. She's six years older than me and my brother is two years older than me. So he's 19. And then I had some younger cousin.

[00:23:24] And mostly my cousins were a lot older. Yeah. So we all decide to go to the day that we go to the dove. I can't remember the sand martin. We go to the beach side where you can be topless. Yeah.

[00:23:38] And we bring the younger cousins, all the cousins. And we're like, we're all going to get naked on the new beach. Yeah. My sister was very, like, the family you've been putting. We're all the cousins are going to go and get naked on the beach.

[00:23:50] And I had a couple cousins that were a little worried about it or whatever. I thought it was weird, but I remember like, whatever. We all go. Yes. And we all get naked. And I loved every second of this. So you're all swimming. Yeah.

[00:24:02] We're all on the other side. We're having a good time. And then as soon as we get off the ocean, like everybody's more. I've never gone skinny to ping. What? I know. Girl. Me. I need to go to Abbotan.

[00:24:12] There's a place I've been throwing 30 miles north of the air. Abbotan. It's a zero there. I took it. Okay. You can go skinny to bite knee or hurt her. I'm in his name. Oh, maybe whatever. Me of all people I was not gone skinny to ping. That's ridiculous.

[00:24:29] No. Okay. We're going to do this. Okay. We take out the girls when we go up. We need to bestie us, give it to you, bang. There's four of us. We'll do it in a full moon. Shadowed Ammo. Yeah. We'll dance in the moon. Yes. Well, yeah.

[00:24:44] So long story short. And I follow in love kind of like with the freedom of being new. Yeah. Okay. I mean, it's all we were naturally born. So fast forward. I'm 25. Mm-hmm. I'm nearly divorced. Okay. Yeah. I'm not girl. My son is five.

[00:25:02] I meet this man who is in his mid to late 40s. Yeah. We're dating. We live in Tampa. We live in Brandon. And if you know Florida at all, there's lots of opportunities to be nude and Florida slumber. It's like the nudist capital of the world. It is.

[00:25:19] So what happens is he had mentioned this resort, which is now a lifestyle resort. But at the time was a nudist resort. Okay. I'm saying yes. And he, I said we should have like a naked like we were kind of making love. Whatever.

[00:25:36] And I was like, we're having like a naked weekend. Naked weekend. He was like, okay. And so he books at this place, Shays Are The Name. If you want. Okay. It's called Caliente. Okay. Florida. So he books a weekend.

[00:25:50] They have these little like condos that you could book. This was back in like 2005. Okay. This is a long time ago. Yes. And we decided to go up there and have a naked weekend. Yes. Now, at the time it was a nudist resort.

[00:26:03] Not nature is but like definitely a nudist but had some lifestyle elements. It has since then lost its inner rights because it is lifestyle resort. Okay. It's a rude saying. And I don't know if they're going back and forth for the last time I was there.

[00:26:19] I was definitely a lifestyle. But I will say this. And I am lifestyle as well. So I teach King classes in Nashville. I'm very like, I am into all of those things across the world. I am a full BDSM girl.

[00:26:35] So I don't have any like designs on one or the other. Right. So we go, we get naked. We're staying in this beautiful. Okay. Caliente is a beautiful nudist resort or I don't like for sure.

[00:26:47] I haven't been there in a while but like the last few times I'm in there. Like absolutely gorgeous. Like waterfalls, grotto, like oh that sounds nice. Oh it's gorgeous. Then they have like a club which is and they used to have a dungeon but like space space

[00:27:01] or whatever. But from my understanding I have friends that go there a lot. My best friends down in Florida go there a lot. They were like, I got rid of the place space. Something's going on in Caliente. I don't know when I'm not. No, there's some tea.

[00:27:10] There's some tea. There's some tea. I don't know about them. But I know a little bit to say something has changed. That being said, we go there. We have a wonderful weekend. We just get naked. We are malle and love. No. I'm sorry. I'm thinking about this dude.

[00:27:27] Oh, Tony Garcia. Can you get a bring it back? Well hold on. Tony Garcia if you're listening. Fuck you. Yeah. Anyways. I'll say me. You just probably listening because he's creeped. Anyways. Okay, wait. I have questions. Yes. Okay. More questions. Q&A.

[00:27:47] So you can live on the resort or you can just visit. Okay. So this is the funny thing about Caliente which I learned from any of your reports. There are so it depends on the resort but. Right. Caliente let me give you the rundown of Caliente. Yeah.

[00:28:01] Caliente there are houses. There are casitos meaning you can put. Because he does that exist meaning there's like a like a I hate say trailer but like a camper. Yeah. On a spot. Yeah.

[00:28:13] You could there's ones that they're just there permanently and then there's just like a spot that you could bring your own camper. Yes. So it's both. Then there's like condos that people own and then they rent out and then they're like an

[00:28:24] air being be a sort of something. Okay. And then there's if I'm not mistaken, they have kind of like a hotelish sort of situation. Yeah. So it's sort of a variety. It's a variety. It's a misunderstanding. And if I'm not mistaken, some of the people own the houses.

[00:28:36] Also we'll rent out their house with them and not there. Okay. So so there's that. So wait. Okay. Back to the family thing. Yeah. Oh okay. Was there when you all decided to be noticed together or whatever? Was there like a initiation process? Okay.

[00:28:54] The big reveal of like the first time. This is going to get wild. All right. So let's remember like let's do this. And then you all do it like how does this work? All right. So I had my first situation when I was 17.

[00:29:11] So we were on we were in some or St somewhere. Some of the Caribbean. And so that was the first time. And I go off and do the nondos thing with my boyfriend at the time when I'm 25. So when I'm about 27. Mm-hmm.

[00:29:32] My sister gets back with her high school boyfriend and his aunt is a new test. There is a nudist resort in Cassimi where they lived. Okay. A little bit further like because it means near Orlando. Yeah. So I'm more on the Tampa side,

[00:29:47] so there's a lot of nudists in Pasco. And then in Cassimi there's one nudist resort which I grew up in Cassimi. There's one nudist resort that is beautiful. Is there initiation? Okay. Sarah mode. Hold on.

[00:29:59] So my sister, my sister Mary's this guy who's who's aunt is a nudist. And they start going to their resort. Yeah. Me and my sister start talking and I'm like, I've been doing the nudist thing too. Mm-hmm.

[00:30:15] And so she's like, well why don't you come and we'll all meet up in Cassimi. And then it's only like 45 maybe an hour away. So I start going and hanging out with my sister and her camper with her husband.

[00:30:26] And we're all just hanging out naked and it's, it's, It's very normal. Yeah. Then I have another brother who lives in Orlando like a, like a, like a, not a blood brother but like somebody who's like a brother. Yes. Who starts coming with us. Mm-hmm.

[00:30:41] And so now there's, there's four of us. And then gets to the party. Is there an initiation? Well I mean there's definitely a party. But it wasn't weird. And people just want to say, I don't think it's weird. I'm just, is there like a ceremony?

[00:30:53] No, like, that's my first. It was a ceremony. Well, okay. So that's what I'm like, is there like a, Is there a first time happened when we were in the crew? But is there, is there like an initiation, like a, no. Let's, okay. Not just not like that.

[00:31:07] Okay. However, I think I would want that. I will tell you. It's time. Let's party. Okay. It will tell you like a caliente. So at most, noonist resources. There's a thing. Okay. There's something that you need to know. Uh-huh.

[00:31:20] Because if we go to Avatana, appear in Minneapolis or like, the first place, every new to resort has this thing. They give you a tour. Okay. You can, you cannot go on the property. She quotes you get the word, tear quote for her.

[00:31:33] So the first thing they do is you, okay. And this is important for you to know. No matter where you're going to a lifestyle resort or a natureist resort, um, you're going to get a, you're going to need to give your ID.

[00:31:45] They're going to do a background check. Okay. So you're going to make sure that you're right. You don't have to be. That's important for your shit in the back, no matter what, whether you're around kids or whether you're around just, you know, whatever. Yeah.

[00:31:58] You're going to make sure that you don't have any like, that's a problem for sure. So they're going to run a background check. Um-hmm. Number two, they're going to show you around the property. So you know where things are.

[00:32:08] They need to like, you know, fast buck courts are you know? Where the bathrooms are you know where the showers are? You know where the pilots are? I'm just all that through somebody playing basketball. Oh, my goodness. Are you hitting my brother and law?

[00:32:18] My brother, everybody plays pickleball in tennis like everything. karaoke is naked. I have more notes than they do. Oh my god. Don't even. So they give you a tour and it's so funny because I remember the first time I went to Galliente and I did the tour.

[00:32:34] It literally at a lifestyle resort, especially you are literally paraded around like fresh meat. No. Less so at a nature's resort, they're just like, oh new friends. But like, like, the stars are at their like, in cover. Fresh meat. It's like that scene in Mean Girls.

[00:32:54] Fresh meat coming through exactly exactly exactly. They don't say it but like, it's not like they know. They know if it's done with that. So that is that is some of the initiation. So you do get some of the initiation. Uh-huh.

[00:33:07] You don't get like the balloons or there's no like parties. Just like everybody knows. Yeah. This is little. We're getting a tour. Okay. All right. Let's see where we're going to go next. Okay. Let's get weird. Yes, please. Yeah, please. I'm in. It's already maybe nervous. Okay.

[00:33:27] So um, I'm just going to go down my list of questions in the weird section. So um, here. Yeah. Do people shave? Is it just like natural? To be just whatever they want to do. So I'm going to be real honest. I am a bald girl. Yeah.

[00:33:49] I like Brazilian as am I. Okay. I'm going to be honest with you. So I, you know, Florida. Florida is God's waiting room. Mm-hmm. And so at a at a lifestyle resort, it's a little more. It's a little more kept. Okay.

[00:34:06] At an interest resort where there's a lot of hippies and just families. It's sort of like a free for all. Okay. I mean, that makes sense. One of the things I love the most about an interest resort, especially it's a lot older. Yeah.

[00:34:17] Um, I have all my like lovely dirty uncle. Like I call him like my dirty old uncles. No. But they're not they're not dirty. I know. Like but they're just like older and they just don't give a shit if their balls are like

[00:34:29] like whatever and like whatever they're just like heredess. Like, I think it's a shaving today. But do you know what is the most amazing thing for me when I'm at the resort? Yeah.

[00:34:40] Is seeing these older women who have a mastectomy is like, is that a horrible thing to say? No. Like I don't know. It is they just go out and they're like, here's like, Karam, here it is. And they just give zero. Yes. And I love that.

[00:34:58] And you know the thing that I love about new people is more like in the lifestyle resort. In lifestyle resort. Yeah. They're more abandoned. I mean, it's a little more picky upy. You know, you're you know, you got full makeup and you've got whatever at the night.

[00:35:12] At the natures resort, there's families. Yeah. And then just like this is who we're like, we're born this way. Listen, I you know me. I'm not going anywhere without full makeup. I know this. Yes. Okay. So like it doesn't matter where the fuck I am. There's a spectrum.

[00:35:28] Yeah. And I am the me and my sister. You've never met my sister but like she is like a lamb as I. Oh. But I mean, you could take us to the nearest resort. We're still like goddesses. But like we are sort of there's a spectrum. Yeah.

[00:35:43] But it's in the end whatever you want to do. Yeah. And it's acceptance of whatever you want to be. The biggest piece about being in a nature is resort is it's really not a sexual situation. It's really just a freeing situation. Right.

[00:35:58] When you go to a lifestyle resort, it can be. And I put the emphasis on can and can be a sexual situation if you allow it to be that we're very clear that this is like I'm here with my partner and that's then

[00:36:08] then people will, you know, just like if you're at a dungeon. Right. People are into also all natural. Well, as I'm not here for a spectrum. Just spectrum. All right. Next question in the weird section. Bona. Okay. Tell me the tea of the scenery.

[00:36:30] This is a great question. It doesn't happen. I'm sure it does or doesn't not. Okay. You go ahead. You're their expert. So this is actually really interesting question because one of the big pieces, especially

[00:36:42] at a nature's resort, but all newness resorts and erect penis is kind of a no-no. Well, not even kind of. It's very much a no-no. Right. So it's easier at a nature's resort. Well, truthfully at any resort.

[00:36:59] So if you're at the pool, so this is one of the things that we didn't touch on. Yeah. Most newtisters are, I can't speak for all but many and I've been to many. We'll say in any wet areas, you must be nood.

[00:37:11] So like anywhere else in the resort, just what it is. Okay. So anywhere else in the resort, you could be wearing something. You could be, you know, my mom lives on a news resort. She's not a noodest. I love that for her. Okay. My mom.

[00:37:27] I wouldn't meet your mom. I'm not a noodest. She will wear a mou mou all day, but like, she's... I need to be your mom! Nobody's seeing my mom as Tata's, which by the way is hilarious. That was how do we start here? Yeah.

[00:37:37] My mom had no problem like being naked in the house, but she does have a problem with other people's seeing her naked, others. And that's what I'm saying. Yeah. But my mom is on a news. She doesn't care if you're going to walk around.

[00:37:46] I don't know if she doesn't care, but I know she just sort of over it at this point. But I mean, she's just like whatever. But the reality is, is she's not going to get naked. She doesn't want to see any of her business. Yeah.

[00:37:58] But she's just care like my dad's like, here's my dick. Yeah. But the reality is we're some of her owners. Is it natural to get a boner? Absolutely. Right. So what you do is especially if you're at the pool. Yeah. The other thing... Okay, so hold on.

[00:38:17] The other thing is, is this... This is not a layer is here. You always have to have a towel with you. Okay. So especially for a lot of people who got swamped ass. It's fucking hot and Florida. Yes. So you always have to have some loneliness.

[00:38:29] Yeah, you always have to have something under you. Yeah. If you sit down. It is not cool to like just sit... Like somebody will tell you. Mm-hmm. Like yo. No, yeah. Be not in. So you always have, either a man usually wears a wrong.

[00:38:43] Oh, I have a note about that too. Where you get there. Man usually wears a wrongs or something when usually if something... Or anytime you go and you put your ass down. Yeah. You've got something under you. Right.

[00:38:54] Even if you're at the pool, you probably have a towel and the thing. Mm-hmm. And then... So put it under. You turn to the side and you just let it pass. There's a whole, like, protocol. Yeah, you have to let it pass.

[00:39:05] You cannot just be walking around with a bone or you will get thrown out. You try to just... It's secretly just let it go down. If onto the side of the... If you're at a natureous resort and you have a bone or... It's gonna be a problem.

[00:39:19] You can get out of dodge quickly. Right. At a lifestyle resort, they can be a little more lenient depending on... Like if you're in the clothes. As long as you're taking care of it in correct way. Yeah. In the correct manner. There's protocols. There's people I...

[00:39:34] You know, things are gonna happen. Things are gonna happen. Things are gonna happen. But please just take care of it in the correct manner. Correct. So and it is much more strict in a... Oh yeah. For sure. For sure. Like 12 real boys running around. Yeah.

[00:39:49] 12 real girls running around. Like you just got the really cognizant of it. Yes. It's gonna happen. But just please be respectful. Of course. So my next question is staff. Yeah. Are they nude? It depends. If they want to be... Yeah. Is there both?

[00:40:06] Because they're both nude and not nude. Yeah. Yeah. It's up to them. You know, it's funny because most resorts, like I said, you have people who live their residence. And then you have people who are just visiting, you know,

[00:40:20] the weekend or for the week or whatever, maybe there's no words. Right. Like I remember when I lived when I lived in the Amazon drivers. When they come and bring my Amazon stuff. They're like whatever. Oh, they're now in the government.

[00:40:36] I can't even thought we way way way way way. I can't drive. I never even thought of this. So I live in a delivery. Pizza delivery. Pizza delivery. Amazon delivery. Yeah. They're all delivering to the nudist. Yes. And then just what a day for them.

[00:40:52] Well, I mean, I hope so. Teach their own. I will say there were some Amazon drivers that refused. You know, we're in the Bible. That's okay. That's Bible, though. Yes. They are family. That's okay. And then you'd have some that were like, especially the Amazon driver that knew,

[00:41:09] they're like, is it the same? I live in the foreign scenario. It's typical. I mean, I would roll out in just like, you know, like nothing. Right. You know, I'm be like, thank you. You know, so there were some drivers that really wanted really wanted to go there.

[00:41:24] But I will say if your name is on driver or if you're thinking about, like, or pizza driver, whatever, I used to deliver pizzas back in the day, so I understand it. I've been to the driver. I deliver like some wild things. I mean, some stuff. Yeah.

[00:41:38] But the reality is is I will be honest and truthful. It's most, in Florida. It's mostly all people. That was my next question. Is it, oh, do you mean the delivery drivers or older people or the people at the river? People at the river? Yes. Not always.

[00:41:56] But I would say like, that was one question I had. Yeah. So majority of the people are elderly. A lot. Well, in Florida. Yeah. I mean, but that's Florida, right? It's a waiting room. Yeah. They're all with their best life.

[00:42:08] Now, I will say where my family lives in, in, in, in, in, I don't know what I'm, oh, where my family lives. There's definitively several, there's several groups of multi-generational families that live there. So like, my parents now live there. Yeah. They're in their 70s.

[00:42:31] They, they were brought on by my sister and I or mostly my sister. And then my sister and her husband live there. I lived there during the pandemic. And I also, my son lived there. You know, for like a year and a half or two. Yeah.

[00:42:53] So we were multi-generational. I have no doubt like if my sister passes in the future, my son gets the house like that sort of a thing like my parents, like the house that my sister owns, like it will belong to my son. Yeah.

[00:43:07] So like, you know, like, you know, I pray that my little naked grandbaby is her. No, no, no, no. You can live in my free life. Sounds so political. My little, my little, my little, my little.

[00:43:22] And then hopefully my great grandbaby is when I'm old, you know, whatever. So, clenliness. We already kind of covered it a little bit but like are there showers everywhere? Like, there are showers. Okay.

[00:43:35] So, what I'm talking about a nudist resort, all nudist resorts is that all of them have outdoor showers. And you have never lived unless you've taken an outdoor shower, like just naked as a jay bird and just like cleaned yourself in an outdoor shower at a nudist resort.

[00:43:53] It is the pinnacle of life. Like, I don't say that's like, you, I am not an outdoorsy girl but like, I went to Florida and I actually forced my boyfriend to go take an outdoor shower. And he was like, yeah, glorious. This sounds great. Okay.

[00:44:07] So I always like watch the YouTube, like, when he came out, I always have like the on my TV, like the YouTube, like sunset, like beach, you know, or like, screen savers, like, that sounds so nice. Yeah.

[00:44:23] Outdoor showers are a thing with the nudist as well as Badez. We've talked about this earlier. Yes. A lot of nudists will have Badez in their house, which Badez? The day is yes. I am a big proponent of Badez.

[00:44:33] We hit no longer by toilet paper in this house. We are just Badez. And I know, like, you got your Badez because of me, right? Yes. Yes. Like, I am single-handedly beautiful. You were with Badez.

[00:44:44] And then once you have a Badez, you're like, what the, why is everyone walking around with dirty assholes? And then I converted Lisa. Lisa. I think we both did. Yeah. I started it for sure. I was like, sure.

[00:44:56] I can't go hang out at your house if I can't, if I can't pressure watch my ass. If Badez, we're going to somebody's house. You're like, where's the Badez? Why are we just using paper? What right? This is non-sensical. This doesn't make sense. Okay.

[00:45:09] So the next thing is a serongs. Okay. So there's, you explain this a little bit. Yeah. So men and women wear them differently. Are there different types? Explain. So I can't speak for everywhere. But I know like my sister's house. She has like a whole room of serongs.

[00:45:27] The virgins that are coming. They need a lot of cover up. And feel comfortable and just. Well, I think as serong is nice because you just tie it and then you can untie it. Right. And the reality is is they're usually, you know, colourful and fun.

[00:45:45] And it's funny. My boyfriend when he went down last week. And he put a serong in front of my sisters. She's like, well, no. Like, just take your pants off and my sister. And I was in the hallway and I caught wind of this.

[00:45:59] And my poor boy friend is having like he looked over at me and was like, Am I about to drop my pants from her sister? And of course he does, right? Because I'm like, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead.

[00:46:09] And he drops his pants and she's like showing him how to tie this serong. And then she looks over at me and just kind of winks him as like, Big boy. Yeah. But the reality is, yes, men wear the serongs.

[00:46:23] It's my, you know, and it was funny because my boyfriend was very much. It's like a swimsuit cover up. Well, yeah, everything. Yeah, everything. But it wants to swim. You have something for when you need to put something on your butt. Yeah, whatever. Or just whatever.

[00:46:36] And then you have something where you're like your balls are free. It's kind of like a tilt. No, I'm a tilt girl. Oh, yeah, she is. Oh, there it is. Oh, my God. There it is. But it's all the same. Like just kill check. Kill check.

[00:46:49] And if you're not, if you're wearing anything on your tilt. And you're wearing a skirt. So I gotta say, But the reality is is, you know, there was something very freeing about your just balls being in the air and your dick. Yeah. And okay, it's lovely.

[00:47:05] So to, okay, go off with that. Let's see. So when it comes to sex, Hmm? Is it sexier to add laundry because it's like all the clothes are off? And typically to most people or whatever, that would be sexy enough. Right.

[00:47:24] So in this sort of situation in a nudist resort is it sexier to add laundry? Um, I know it's a weird question. That is a weird question. So I don't find nudity to like, I don't equate nudity with sex. Okay. That's a good answer. And that's me.

[00:47:44] I can't speak for other people, but like you're like my hangout with my son and his and his girlfriend and my family naked. Okay, but I don't look at the exact partners for your partner. What does laundry mean for you?

[00:47:57] Well, I mean, I mean, it doesn't make it sexier because most people are like naked as enough. Okay. What I'm saying? Yeah, I actually know most men to actually prefer laundry. Right. So I agree with you. That is another reason.

[00:48:11] It's like, I know like men like to see me naked, but I actually know that men really like to also see me. It's like it's a little bit tight. It's a little spice to you. So I mean, that's that I think that that's up to the person. True.

[00:48:24] But nudity does not equal sexual sex. Yeah, sex. Exactly. They can equal sexuality. Yes. It does not necessarily need to equal sex because I can easily hang out with my dad and my son and have them not look at me in a sexual way. Well, right.

[00:48:39] So for sexuality, why is with a partner? It's like, add, add spice. Sure. If you, it's to each throne. Yeah. I mean, that's a hard part. I like to naked. That was a really hard question. I know. It's very, I listen. I'm pretty fucking sexy naked. Yeah.

[00:48:54] She is. I'm going to whip out. I just, it's also. The two are good. Thank you, Irma. I know you like my titties. I do. I know. Okay. Let's actually watch it. Just whip out. She did. I'm not a couple. She did. She did.

[00:49:11] You guys are all sorry that we did not do a video. All right. And I wouldn't care if. Activities. Yes. So activities on the nudist resort sports board games, karaoke, dancing, bingo. What's happening? I'll tell you about. Basically, okay. So every single, okay.

[00:49:33] So I'm a karaoke girl in general. Yes. She has a beautiful voice. Thank you. And beautiful today. Oh my god. Combined the two and make it karaoke. karaoke is because there is karaoke is one of those things that makes people nervous. Anyway, I'm horrible at it.

[00:49:50] And then you added like the nudity part and then you're like really lit. What the fuck? So I'm in the fadding myself for you. So I'm hurting you. Okay. Make it. Oh my goodness. The first time I did the show, I made hit on you. Or my hero.

[00:50:02] I know. Thank you. Sing to me. Okay. I will later. At the end of the show. Patreon. Patreon.com slash casing cocktails. Watch your most thing to be naked and watch me just like dying. Whoo! She died dead. So long story short, the first time I ever did

[00:50:22] Naked karaoke was at Kellyanne Day. Okay. And they actually have a shirt in the gift shop that says I sang naked. Oh my god. I don't know if they still do, but they really should because it's a thing. But it is so free.

[00:50:33] Like it is just such like a like I'm going to put it all out there. So bad at karaoke. Maybe this will help get over my fear of karaoke. And you know, I've never been to a new tostress or where it's like dry.

[00:50:44] Like you have to like, I mean there are people who maybe this will help me not make karaoke fear. I mean maybe it would be fully naked and do it. Like that's that's what's up. But yeah, I love naked karaoke. That's all my bucket list. There is.

[00:50:59] What is it? Is there a pink go? Pickleball. Is there naked pink go? Yes. You know me. I'm 100%. There's naked pink go. We went to the one up here in Minneapolis or Minnesota called Abiton and Daryl was Donald Duckeying. Do you know what Donald is looking at?

[00:51:18] I know it is. But tell her this. So it's basically like a man just wears a shirt and nothing else. So like literally you're like just Donald Duck. Like your your little is out. And you know Donald Duck. And so I love a man Donald ducking.

[00:51:34] I don't know what it is. I love a kill but I also just I just this. For the. Like it's hilarious like to me it's just he mentioned Donald Duck and a killed. Oh my god she's just Christ stop it. But I will not stop.

[00:51:48] The reality is is it is it is enjoyable and funny to see man Donald Duck. It is. I mean women Donald Ducking is funny but less fun. Just because Dicks are funny. Yeah, I just Dicks in general. I guess I'm going to run with those things.

[00:52:02] I don't even know. It's not. But so Daryl was Donald Ducking and we did trivia and they have. At this specific place, they don't they don't like a trivia with a person you walked in. So you're like you soon. Oh, it's like a random.

[00:52:17] Oh, and you get on a TV. You don't know. You make friends. And it was hilarious. And and my boyfriend was very much like I don't know why we're inside it. And I like good but like everybody's naked and it's just weird. And I'm like it's not weird.

[00:52:33] It's only weird because you think it's weird. Yeah. Like my natural state is naked. I don't know about you but I feel like everyone's natural state. Oh yeah. So so. Okay, I want to move on from that from like cooking and grilling. Is that allowed there?

[00:52:49] Is that dangerous? Absolutely. And absolutely. I don't think. I think it's let us play. You're like you're Donald Ducking maybe. And like there could be. Can I say I could. Can I tell you guys. Sorry. Yes. So when I lived on the resort, the next door neighbor.

[00:53:06] Oh yeah, the window and I was always working on my computer. Mm-hmm. That I was working out like an agency. Mm- So he would always do like he was like building things than whatever. He'd have like a saw

[00:53:35] I saw like I and he would always put like he would always put like the the like saw horse and whatever Like right outside the windows so I could see it. I'm like you're about to chop off your day

[00:53:46] Or that or like sparks flying like it burned people give zero 50 like there is safety protocol I Just it's just your junk just your junk. It's a you don't want to get a risk that yeah, and he risk he risked quite a bit

[00:54:01] But he is Dick is still intact good for that well All right next lingo is there insider lingo or sings like is there? I Mean I don't oh gosh, you've got me. I mean definitely Donald's acting as one Donald ducking for sure I can't think of I mean

[00:54:23] I mean we like I know I mean we say like on the reservation off the reservation which is maybe is nothing else to like PC thing but like that's a thing yeah, um, but like that's

[00:54:34] I don't is it like silly things or like the only you guys know about if there are I'm I Don't know I Because you're so used to it. I might be used to it

[00:54:46] You know you're like they're able to me. I might be normal to me and there's a lot of that Okay, so I guess the next section is it stories do you have me? What's do you have any weird those the weirdest story that you have oh Drink

[00:55:10] We need to we need to ask some are this drink Otherwise the weirdest story I have are you ready? Yes. Oh, I'm ready Okay, so my parents were living in between Tampa and Orlando in Greaty judge's district Florida if you know about greaty judge So

[00:55:34] Which you're like I don't but I don't some of your listeners will yes, okay So they were they were perfectly in between where my sister and I lived but I decided to move Nashville and then Minneapolis

[00:55:47] So now it's just my sister who was now living in Tampa Bay high up And then my parents kind of an hour and a half like in the middle And their health was starting to not be so great and my sister now

[00:56:03] The only person left in Florida to handle my parents because I was gone my brother was in Virginia Convince we're trying to at the time during the pandemic

[00:56:13] I was staying in in Florida and we were trying to convince my parents that they needed to get rid of the house and Haines city Polk County Florida And move to the resort so they could be near my sister, right? Okay

[00:56:28] because that made the most sense for their Fading health yes, and My mom as I said earlier not a new test my dad showed signs of potential new-dism Oddly enough my very like Catholic

[00:56:48] Puerto Rican dad but still somewhat liberal, but like not liberal like had some like his favorite song ever is Aquarius let the sunshine Even though he actually was like in the army during okay, like it's just

[00:57:04] My dad was like sorry, what's the worst story the weird story so my dad comes over But both my parents come over and I decided I'm gonna make them breakfast now. I am notorious for my cooking

[00:57:16] Yes, yeah, my sister this is right right at the time when Florida decided to make weed and THC legal Only for medicinal okay, so my sister is Got anxiety, okay, so

[00:57:31] My mom we knew there was a lost cause we were not gonna convince my mom so my sister decides to take my mom We make breakfast she takes my mom What was the breakfast they're storing they're storing all right, but for my dad I made

[00:57:46] These fabulous omelets that contain I love it omelet that contained very high copious amounts It was like scrambled eggs omelet. Yes, yes Like have on my like just cuz like a skill it but I put it a bunch of THC oil That was

[00:58:06] What is it there? Oh, it wasn't garlic oil. It was like a truffle oil. Okay Love truffle so it was yeah THC truffle. Yes, I love truffle I'm trying to get Damian to the truffle my mom. You will not I did not put the truffle in the egg

[00:58:24] Uh-huh, okay. I made my dad like I need a truffle of a and I made him a huge like cheesy egg breakfast Yeah, and the whole night with a shit ton of drama And what happened so then where does it get weird? I he eats it

[00:58:38] He eats a shit tongues my dad likes to eat and and I'm like cool So my sister's like I've got mom you've got dad you've got one job Now at this point my father is not a nudist he seems open

[00:58:52] So my brother-in-law every morning goes and plays tennis with the my old uncles Right, the men we do coffee with him So he goes and plays tennis with the old uncles and I didn't realize that my brother-in-law had taken the leftover

[00:59:10] He didn't know he didn't know that he did and he didn't know what we had no idea But so I decided to dad we're gonna go over to the pool Yeah, it is early enough where nobody is out the pool So I'm wearing this a wrong

[00:59:27] Mm-hmm. Give my dad my dad loves us a wrong he puts on his sarang We go over to the pool now. What do we know about the pool add a nudist resort? You have to be naked. Uh-huh now nobody is at the pool yet. So lose this around

[00:59:39] Yeah, well nobody's at the pool yet So and I know my dad is not 100% comfortable So I go we put our towels down. I'm still in the I'm still in the stuff and

[00:59:49] I lay down right next to my dad and there's they hot tub and then there is the pool pool Right next to each other yeah, like hot pool kind of like a rosard All right, so there's one other group

[01:00:01] There's one other like people at the pool and it's like a husband and wife and they're sitting kind of close But not too close and they're naked and that's fine Like if you're used to this thing naked, but they're not naked. Mm-hmm

[01:00:13] So I look at my dad we start talking for a little bit and All of a sudden I said dad my back really hurts. I'm gonna get in the hot tub And yeah, I disrobe a good for you disrobe really quickly getting the hot tub

[01:00:26] So now I'm underneath and we're talking so he's still here and we're talking everything's normal My dad is still covered yeah, and then I get out of the hot tub

[01:00:35] And I go lay down next to my dad in the in the pool thing and the people are still next person. That's it Yeah, it's still early in the morning my dad is a little bit I could tell he's a little bit

[01:00:46] My dad does not my dad is so straight edge like he does not smoke pot He was he was he's a love him He has one drink once a year. Oh, it's a mochi to one for the same Okay, so that being said

[01:01:02] My dad I get back from the thing and now I'm like titties out, right? Like titties and like just a thing out and he is turned to the left And I'm trying to talk to him now you know yeah, and I know I'm deaf

[01:01:16] Oh yeah, so my dad with his base voice is talking dot way I can't hear him and here's the thing He's talking the other way he's talking in the that direction because he doesn't want to look at my boo

[01:01:26] Oh, he's like just trying to talk the other way. He's trying to respectful right right So he's talking in the other direction like dad I can't hear you and he's like well, Nana Which means little girl on Spanish? Nana I don't want to look

[01:01:39] And my dad has a very thick accent He speaks perfect English but it's like love it so he says no, I don't know when to look you're naked And I'm like dead right in new to stress

[01:01:50] We live here and he's like what I just at this point his height of his highness is coming in And so then I look at my like I'm like okay dad and I just kind of cover up with the I had a towel

[01:02:01] I can't hear you yeah, so looking the other way And so we start talking and he I was like what's wrong with me being naked dad and he was like

[01:02:14] He's like well, there's something wrong with you being naked. I just I just feel weird that I'm looking at you Because you're my baby and I said well I've always been your baby you wiped my ass

[01:02:24] Yeah, why is my eyes weird for you dad and he looks at me and he's like I don't know Is weird and I said you know what dad when when my son was born yeah

[01:02:34] I lived in the house with you yeah and one of the things that you loved to do Was when he would sit on a couch and I'd sit in his big chair and I would nurse duck

[01:02:43] I would nurse his hand and you love to watch that not in a fucking weird way But in a beautiful way. I was your favorite child Yes I'm your favorite child your last child your baby and here I am with my own baby your your your first

[01:02:58] grandson and I would nurse him in then as soon as I was done nursing him my hand over to you and you would love to Burp him like that was our thing. Okay, I have a similar kind of similar story So when I had my son

[01:03:11] I was giving birth to him and my parents with the only people in the room right my mom and my dad Yeah, and I was giving birth Somebody has to hold up the leg and they see everything everything and my dad and my mom there

[01:03:26] They saw everything like and they were there from me to support it's all a natural Yeah thing it's important to support people Yeah absolutely it doesn't have to be

[01:03:38] We are I had my brother holding my leg on my dad's room. My mom and my whole shit all the things in all of its glory I mean, I was given birth to his grandson right?

[01:03:47] That's all it's it's beautiful and it was supporting his daughter and it was beautiful. Yes. It's fine Exactly. I agree so I look at my dad and I'm like listen

[01:03:56] I was nursing next to you and you would see my boobs all the time. It wasn't a big thing first of all Nursing that's a whole different like I'd remember we're in nature history sort but still No matter where you are

[01:04:09] Feeding is a nurse you're feeding your fucking child shut the fuck up all of you old white men We're stop stop stop stop. All right We won't go there but The Ali is my dad had no problem watching me nurse my son and like lived for it

[01:04:25] Like he's like favorite thing and not in a creepy way, right? My dad's just a lovely man So I looked at him and I said I want to be your family You can be too well you might my brother. Yes, okay. You're going

[01:04:37] So long story short my dad is sitting next to us and he's very uncomfortable and so I covered myself Enough to where he could talk to me so I could hear him and then we have this conversation

[01:04:48] And I'm telling you about nursing I'm telling you about like giving birth like Yeah, see it all used to wipe my ass dad right and then he says well, it's just not Proper like I shouldn't be looking at you

[01:05:00] I said I shouldn't he says to me. I shouldn't be looking at you this like naked Because you're a woman now like you're a full woman now. You're not a baby anymore. This goes into nipples

[01:05:10] And then I looked at him and I said and this is when I knew that the weed had kicked in where he was old bin enough or the THC or whatever and I don't do THC is on my back

[01:05:19] But he was open enough to hear what I was saying to him and this is this is the story This is the crux of the story okay. He looks at me and he's and I said dad and he's the way I said

[01:05:30] Are you looking at me your favorite daughter in a sexual way and he says no baby I would never And I said cool and at that point I flipped I flipped open everything and I could see him kind of wins

[01:05:47] And I said dad if you're looking at me your daughter in a sexual way Then we need to have a bigger conversation But he's not and as soon as I said that then he's like light bulb

[01:06:03] As soon as I said that yeah, he literally I could see like like the light bulb Turning in the brain and he was like wait a minute because my dad doesn't curse

[01:06:14] He was just like in his brain. I could hear him going fuck it's like great a minute wait a minute She's right and then he looked over at me and and I could see him looking at like looking at my body

[01:06:26] And he was like nope like I never said it but in his brain. He was like nope and then Clara normal fucking human being a nice person that's not gonna be your thoughts

[01:06:39] And that's I love the story and it's good and I needed to tell this story because yeah It was important he literally looked at me. I was like and and thank god for the THC right because I don't know if you can get

[01:06:51] Maybe I'm not but it definitely helped expand his head enough to where he was like You're right yeah, and at that point I said and dad and he said what and I said you don't have to

[01:07:03] Okay, all fathers are scared of creepers and so that's the first like of course in their head of course And that makes sense because women are very Prayed upon and whatever so I get his first thoughts of course. Yes, but I love yeah

[01:07:22] Keep the way that I explain it so then I said and dad you don't have to feel like I'm gonna look at you a certain way right and Everybody here is already on this wavelength And I said and even if there's a few people that aren't

[01:07:37] They're not gonna stay and like brain explosion like they're not gonna say anything and they're not gonna do anything And if they do they'll get out of here so fast right and that first one fear

[01:07:48] At that point he felt the safety right the the reality and he took his so wrong off And I was like see isn't that better and the people who were the older couple that were sitting next to us Just started

[01:08:00] They relate to take it here us because I'm not No really we're both of us are Puerto Rican we're loud So he could and and then I said do you want to get in the hot tub and he was like yeah

[01:08:11] We both going the hot tub we sit for a while and and he would oh now here's this funny I get out of the hot tub and right next to the right next to the pool is the tennis courts No At which point my pe coach

[01:08:26] Brother-in-law is getting his ass kicked by like 70 year So I want you these 70 year olds play tennis every day with oh, yeah, okay, so though. Yeah, actually pretty good But he's like I'm getting freaking killed over here. Uh-huh very fit like he wins volleyball tournaments like he's

[01:08:43] Whatever and he's just like what the fuck so I walk over him like hey Jay and he's like what? He's like I'm getting killed over here and I'm like did you happen to eat the eggs? Oh, it was like no

[01:08:51] Yeah, and I'm like dude those eggs had so much freaking THC and he was like Good No I thought I had lost my spark with thank God Thought it lost my game was like I hear he's like I will tell you though those eggs were fantastic You're fantastic

[01:09:09] That's the best ever eaten so there's there's that story I don't know what to expect for it That was the best story I think I could have ever asked for now my dad is naked as often as Paul's Good Mr. This for you next door

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[01:10:41] First off I'm gonna tell you I've never been More excited. I usually hate my voice but it's not fun. I like what a podcast You would be a fucking oh my goodness my podcast would be so long window though

[01:10:58] See that's where I direct you back. Yeah, I mean, I need all right let's get back into it So do you have any other stories you want to tell or no?

[01:11:06] Or do you want to get into holidays? Let's get okay. Okay. Okay. Get out the holidays you're asking You know I love holidays. I have my holiday trees and I love you I love your I have a pride tree right now. Okay, so love it

[01:11:21] I always wanted like a 10 Vegas during Christmas What error holidays like at the resort are there dude? Is it like what I'm picturing like yes Okay, tell me tell me So they are the holidays But Love it They're like fun games like I don't know

[01:11:45] I don't know what to expect but it's like okay, so my favorite holiday is Thanksgiving And is it a naked feast? Yes. Oh my god. I love this. Yes, okay It's first of all thanksgiving is Sacred and family because right the Puerto Rican turkey yes and the gravy

[01:12:04] I'm still to cook this for oh my god It's all about it's what about Halloween Okay, so I've done like you know I love the resort. They at Lea love to have like this

[01:12:16] They're a naked hot at house. They do I do parties they do see birds there was a glow party where I was wearing like like like Glowy like you wear you do wear stuff but like it's usually like see through or something But people look people there

[01:12:31] I will say this something about newtis They have money Because they don't spend a lot of money on clothes. It's kind of the thing of like privileged like you're like if you're living in this life

[01:12:44] I mean there's some people who don't I mean I guess you could be you could be anything if you're newtis like you because a lot of people live in You have a lot of people a lot of people have campers in my opinion They live a party money

[01:12:55] I mean technically my parents and my sister are now living in a very fancy double-wide Yeah, but there are fancy ones. Oh, yeah, but I will say this can I can I speak about the natures resort? Yeah, when I was there in 2020

[01:13:09] There was a my sister was still living like her day life with her husband in St. Claude Florida They okay, sure yeah and they would come back on the weekends So I was there during the week all week kind of just working

[01:13:23] And there was a hurricane that was coming and we all live in double-wide Was it the hurricane alarm? No, I'm just kidding Well, there has been and it's funny at the resort they call me hurricane love it like my nickname is like nobody calls me

[01:13:39] Irma except my family but everybody else the resort They don't say hurricane Irma. They just call me is hurricane coming So I am the hurricane love it But the reality is when the hurricane was about to come and if you're from Florida

[01:13:54] Which I know you know you're in Minnesota. You don't know yeah, I don't know but like there's some that you know or just like Gonna be like a party Like we're gonna get the day off and

[01:14:06] Everybody's just like hang her down together. No, no, there's so fun green But like they say that it's going to be a bad hurricane and then it it doesn't it But you get the day off so it's a hurricane party

[01:14:18] Yeah, but this particular one was actually going to hit us and did But not as bad as it's I don't ever want to say it's never as bad as you think it's gonna be but you just never know where it's actually gonna hit hit

[01:14:32] So we got like we got the outer bounds whatever, but that morning You know of course the hurricane moved a little bit and it was gonna it was gonna the outer bounds are really gonna kill us And we're all like a lot of us are in double whites

[01:14:43] Yeah, so And a lot of us have like outdoor things You know because Florida is right outdoor stuff so you have all this shit outdoors You don't want it flying around yep and making Cow we got cow yeah

[01:14:56] You don't want to like that because there's always there's always Twisters the come around the outside of it so I'll tell you why As soon as they knew that the hurricane was gonna come like within

[01:15:09] I went gone to morning coffee because there's old man called old man coffee because mostly old men Okay, and every morning at 7 a.m. We have coffee at the there's like a little community house That's like a time I'm going to bed no Coffee I was like Tuesday

[01:15:25] But what happened to old man coffee nothing we just talked about what's going on in the world I love each other I'm ready for exactly one hour and then everything breaks yeah, everybody's naked or not

[01:15:36] They could choose to show up naked or not whatever they want whatever they want So but everybody just sort of You know communes there. Yeah, coffee so That morning when we knew the hurricane was coming the all the men were sitting there saying okay

[01:15:52] We're gonna go to everybody's house cuz there's a lot of elderly people who can't move stuff And they they came they actually came to my place and moved everything into the garage No, and before a lot of them were there before I got back from coffee

[01:16:05] Yeah, he had moved there were other men in the thing just going from house to house moving everything into their garage It's such a community. Oh my god. I love this

[01:16:13] It it feels like home good and that is you know, it's what you at least in Eden and the people in city city retreat need in Florida It feels like a truly like a hippie

[01:16:27] Unity like every way to scare everybody what's you know important in life and yeah They're they're for each other. It's really nice. I like that. It's really nice. So I guess that's a good segue into my next like my yes

[01:16:43] Media and pop culture. Oh, so the movie Wonder List Oh, it's been a while since I've seen it But that's more of a lifestyle one kind no It's a communist But there is a nudist there. Yeah, they're not all nudists

[01:17:00] But there's one nudist and he's a wine maker Okay, he makes wine. Yeah, it's been a long and so okay. All right. I'll explain more so He He's a nude wine maker and but he has to wear a spito while he makes the wine

[01:17:18] He does the whole thing where it's in the like tub and he like in the barrel and he steps on the grapes Okay, yeah, like he's like fully like But he's like but I have to wear the spito to catch all the dingleberries

[01:17:33] Okay, to make sure there's no dingleberries in the light So that's one Movie where he's yeah, there's one nudist and Well, they're all kind of free spirits, but yeah, you know Let's see at the next one Signfeld

[01:17:49] No the naked neighbor. No, oh wait, no, that's friends. Oh, oh She's oh god. No, okay friends the naked neighbor whether I'll see you I literally am the naked neighbor you So I'm gonna win in my apartment. It is all like 15 foot ceilies in these huge

[01:18:08] Yeah, and you could pull the blinds down by No, I'm in it. So I'm the same way with when I go invocations and Vegas and whole-tells I'm like I don't care. Let's watch watch So here's what's funny is And you've been in my apartment. So like 15 foot ceilies

[01:18:25] They're all like all windows and what's funny is is I'm on like the fourth floor. Yes, so I'm like there and the way that it's set up What's better? No, I'm just thinking it's like I love kind of like the way that it's set up is is there

[01:18:39] I'm in like a you where my neighbors are cross for me can actually like across them right? See directly in Yeah, and then across and then on the other side it's literally Office buildings and it's all like lawyers actually my lawyer isn't

[01:18:57] So what's funny is is I wake up in the morning And I walk out to like take my vitamins and like get ready. I'm just naked Oh, and my I've actually had a thing of it

[01:19:08] I've actually had neighbors like leave because like there was like a couple that lived whatever and the girl was not She was not happening it not throw with me because she was there for the year that I was super

[01:19:20] Hot, I mean I stopped it. I'm pretty hot like back last year when I was going or two years ago I was going through it like I was like oh skinny and my jealous and like stupid Like me with my that's the thing about what losing weight is

[01:19:37] When you have fake boobs new gets skinny like I'm put a recon so my ass is never gonna go anywhere And then has big fake boobs so like when I get skinny I'm just like more of a Barbie doll just a pimple girl

[01:19:50] Literally a Barbie doll and I'm just a walk around naked like just an off-campel episode Pisting off the entire world Do you remember seeing my you saw those pictures that I had done? Yeah, that's what I looked like back then and it was just like All five

[01:20:10] Oh my goodness, but so in the sign file episode is like Oh no, I wonder less I wait she's about did I talk about sign filetia you talked well you mentioned I fell in the nice and naked

[01:20:22] Okay, so sign felt so Jerry dates a newdist in one episode. I miss this one really I maybe I don't know so she's full new they play scrabble together Only she's new Jerry's not yeah, whatever that's fine, but she's all like

[01:20:38] Just whatever and so Jerry's like talking to his friends Elaine and you know And he's like well, there's good naked and bad naked. He's like there's brushing hair naked. That's good But there's coughing naked in this bed I mean it is good it is his words not mine

[01:20:58] He's a whole episode of it. It's not ideal. It's a whole thing It was a whole episode on sign phone. I missed this one. I'm gonna have to watch it catch it So there's also a family guy up a zone. I don't watch family guy. I did

[01:21:12] I was watching this episode when you came here today. I was the middle of it, but doing her research So there's a family guy up a zone where their new neighbors are nudists and they meet and they go over for barbecue

[01:21:26] And they're just nude and they're just like hey like yeah, here we are and they're like And like the wife of the nude wife was like giving Peter a hug and all the family a hug and

[01:21:38] Peter is like watch my hands lowest. They're I'm not touching anything. Please Hugged like things we can talk about hugs nudists hugs are tell me okay, okay, so this is actually kind of funny because nudists hugs are actually very like Neck center

[01:21:56] They're neck centered. Oh, usually a little off to the side. They're pretty safe. Yes at least send a nudist at least had a natureist resort

[01:22:03] Okay, and my boyfriend actually was witness to this two weeks ago when he was there where there was plenty of men who I hugged kind of off to the side a little bit Yeah, you might have gotten a little bit because my boobs are big but like

[01:22:15] Not everybody is aware of the safety and like of it as be how would you hug your daughter if you were naked right? It's like a Safe little like Right it's pretty safe. At the same way I hug my son who is a very very active nudist

[01:22:33] You know my son's a little different. I actually don't mind kind of just getting up in there and like hugging my son because that's my baby I made it you know like a joke around a lot where I'm like I made all of your shit

[01:22:46] And my son is super like extra nudist Extra and he wasn't that way and his And his girlfriend is also I love her. I will hug her fully naked. First of all she's Our Disney princess

[01:23:03] Princess and we love her and like we don't name but she is perfect like she is perfection Personified like just like she is she sounds like an angel and Disney princess She is our Disney princess so like I will hug her full force

[01:23:18] I'm like she's perfect. So what are we gonna end things here? Do you have any more stories? I do have before we end things How many like I have so many more stories oh okay so the side hugs yes

[01:23:35] We were talking about side hugs that is important at a There's a caveat nudist burning so burning man nudists okay is a different it's a different breed and Burning man nudists because burning man is notorious for like the deep heart hug

[01:23:54] Right where I like you literally get in and really hold people like a huge bear hug. Yeah, no like you hold them Yeah, like a bear hug I'm gonna get up and show you a deep heart hug later

[01:24:06] Because there is a there is a what are you just fully embrace? Yeah, you fully embrace yes And you know what I always say to people I say I actually did it to Enrique once and I and it was you know in Reakhead

[01:24:17] Enrique's down with the plur like he's awful But I actually made him uncomfortable and That's what I said it was uncomfortable. I said I said I said burning man hugs are very like

[01:24:30] You hug and you hold so close and for so long and you do it or the scientifically thing We're after so many seconds It's uncomfortable. Yeah, and then you keep and then you hold you hug harder Yes, and then at some points you get you release

[01:24:45] Yeah, you release is a thing and it is thing and I'm gonna do it to you later No, it's never been a thunderous thing because I love you so much so it's gonna be like really awkward And party doesn't really

[01:24:56] Probably probably probably but the reality is is a nudist hug at a at a burn at a burn is very different Because you get the deep heart hugs which means you are literally like in thing to think yeah, and and but

[01:25:12] It has to be the right like the right environment and that is the environment yeah, and that is one of the Few times you get like the real heart life that I'm not sex. It's a safe arm just pure like

[01:25:25] Love pure love here human natural. Oh, I can't I love I can't I live for I live for those the naked Deep heart you want to give me life on here. I mean, I don't know what we're gonna be able to do I can I don't okay

[01:25:39] I want my reaction of myself getting it well. I don't know if we're gonna be we can Well, we're gonna do this. I'm gonna make her uncomfortable make my comfortable All right, we're doing this Okay, okay, okay, we're good. Okay. Let's try this again

[01:25:59] We're gonna be right again one two three hug One how long do we have to do this where I don't I all right, she's putting her arms underneath my arms Do I feel uncomfortable yet? I don't feel uncomfortable yet One do I count

[01:26:17] And that's the thing people will do this where they move their hands So they can feel like the tingling is my back the deeper is that it is that a thing deeper into you okay Oh no, I want to cry. Oh, I love this, are you?

[01:26:37] Oh, this is so sweet. I feel like release in my back. Is that a thing? Yes. Wow, I just love it. I did it we did it I like I like a little earlier than I would have just because all of the wires from this I know

[01:26:53] A little uncomfortable but I'm gonna thank you I like a happiness yes coming over me. There is a deep the deep heart hugs of burners is a whole vibe Just pretend like I smell like a lucky

[01:27:07] Because that is that is a burner like you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you really quickly There's one more story and I'll end up huh yes so at love burn there is a thing

[01:27:18] I can't remember the name of it. I can't remember the name of the count But there is a camp where basically you go in you get naked Uh-huh and you take they have like a they have like uh Oh, what is it like a truck trailer?

[01:27:33] Yeah, right and they're always playing like some sort of like rag atone over a yes and when you go in there and basically You've been at this burn your filthy Okay, right you're discussing every base things

[01:27:45] Like and there's there are showers there but not enough and basically you go into this like like a Like a truck trailer and they dropped off but they they made the sides clear. Okay, okay

[01:27:58] And you can hear the music is really loud yeah and you go in and at the top of the truck thing They have like little like they have people standing up there with full on like Hoses Hoses like like how's that? Like yeah

[01:28:15] Okay, is like fire like a fire hose. Yes, and they've got like two or three of them And what they do is is they get you in there. They squeeze you in like sardines You've been dancing you're having a good time you might be on some of the

[01:28:27] Hells they basically first thing they do is is they spray you down. Oh my god And it's coming from above so like and they've got these fire hoses that are very strong And they basically just kind of cover everybody in there

[01:28:41] And then they do everything yeah back and forth. Yeah, everybody's now wet everybody's naked everybody's now wet Oh, my goodness, yes, and then what they do is they take they add bronners Peverment soap

[01:28:55] To the hose they wash you and they basically wash you down and then and and what they do They they risk all the bronners on you and they're playing on this music And it's just it's just very like a spiritual experience and then everybody that you're with

[01:29:08] Is literally just stopping you up like everybody's just touching everybody So you're all just like squish in sardines. You might as well just wash each other And so everybody just like I love this like washing each other and getting

[01:29:20] Sudgy you ever had to get her back have you ever tried bronners It's it's diluted or it's not diluted. It's concentrated. Yes, so it's and it's very strong And then you smell like everybody's each other sponge and yeah everybody just grab any other down

[01:29:35] We are all filthy and so And together here so now everybody's all sudsy and and it's glorious and everybody feels Please foam party ever. Yeah, so everybody feels clean and then what they do? They spray you down again with the water and

[01:29:51] Everybody's just and then when on your way out They have another person with the hose who gets like if there was anything left right You walk out and then you're dancing and it feels like a f**k

[01:30:01] Then you're all fat in and you're all like it feels like a f**king baptism And it was one of the first things the first burn Okay, this is what that like initiation thing that I was talking about earlier was like is there an association?

[01:30:16] This sounds like this is a burner. Is it new to spurner initiation? Yeah, and you want to hear the first time I ever did that Okay, I did it with my sister and my brother-in-law

[01:30:25] I did it with my brother and I did it with my ex-boyfriend and his girlfriend And we were all just together because I was part of my camp And another married couple of friends of ours We were all just like

[01:30:41] Scrubbing each other because we were all f**king filthy and it was glorious It's a colloquium bath There is a name of the camp and it cannot remember what it is and it kills me because it is

[01:30:54] If you've ever gone into if you've never taken a shower in my house But it is Bronner's Peverment Okay, it's funny because my boyfriend will be like my boyfriend when I take a shower

[01:31:05] Because it's very it's concentrated and I still put it on the sponge and I swear yeah, and you'll always be like I joke around all the time. I have peppermint pussy peppermint pussy and the reason why I only wash myself with bronzers because of that experience

[01:31:20] I always want to feel like I'm being baptized with my family. I want to be baptized with you Will you take me to to love burn? Yes, I mean you could easily just come to Florida

[01:31:30] It would be so fun. I think I would be good along with anybody and I would have a blast my family has an My family actually they have fun is that he would do it too to naked burn In Florida it's in May

[01:31:42] Let's forget and there will be a We could we could make this happen. I want an association Danny we're doing this all right And I would never want to do with anybody you but yours I mean you get to meet my whole family and they are if you

[01:31:58] I think of it good love with your family Daryl will tell you They like me. Oh, of course Daryl Daryl my boyfriend was shocked he was like I thought there was only one of you and then I think you're and then I make your brother and I

[01:32:10] Realize there's two of you Your brother and he was and then I met the rest of your family Everybody is a Fucking character last in a glass so much with your family the one thing that my boyfriend said was I have no idea

[01:32:23] Cameras are not following your entire reality show here. We are in the class But you can't have a reality show when everybody's naked I mean There's boring filters That was fun. Thank you so much Irma for coming over and doing this with me

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