Sex and the Olympics • Episode 23

[00:00:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Episode 22 Sex and the Olympics, Kinks and Cocktails, Kinks and Cocktails, Kinks and Cocktails

[00:00:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Hi everyone! Welcome to Kinks and Cocktails, a podcast where we explore a different kink every

[00:00:18] [SPEAKER_02]: episode. My name is Katie. I'm Jake. Hi, how have you been doing Jake? I've been good.

[00:00:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah what have you been up to lately? Oh just uh this and that you know, a lot of biking,

[00:00:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Enjoying the summer, went to some camping expeditions.

[00:00:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Did we talk about DefunCamp?

[00:00:40] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think we have, have we?

[00:00:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, okay, you did not, but I did talk about it with Irma when she was on.

[00:00:47] [SPEAKER_04]: That's why I felt like we talked about Armapod and we hadn't actually talked about

[00:00:51] [SPEAKER_04]: it.

[00:00:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Did you have fun?

[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I had a blast.

[00:00:54] [SPEAKER_02]: It looked like a good time.

[00:00:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:00:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's see, I guess I've been doing good.

[00:00:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Dan and I went to Wisconsin out in the middle of nowhere to celebrate my dad's 70th birthday.

[00:01:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, happy birthday.

[00:01:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was a good time.

[00:01:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, summer's gone by way too fast.

[00:01:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it feels like fall.

[00:01:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Quiet.

[00:01:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I love fall, but no, not yet.

[00:01:19] [SPEAKER_04]: I think I saw a pumpkin spice latte is available now.

[00:01:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Pumpkin stuff is out.

[00:01:24] [SPEAKER_02]: I saw it too when I was at the grocery store today.

[00:01:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Pumpkin stuff is already out.

[00:01:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Halloween stuff is out.

[00:01:30] [SPEAKER_02]: It's here.

[00:01:31] [SPEAKER_02]: It's here.

[00:01:32] [SPEAKER_02]: It's spooky season.

[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe Vincent Price will pay a visit.

[00:01:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so for everybody tuning in for the first time, we're Kinks and Cocktails.

[00:01:45] [SPEAKER_02]: You talk about a different unusual kink every episode.

[00:01:49] [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, what are we talking about today, Jake?

[00:01:51] [SPEAKER_04]: We were talking about the Olympics, which isn't exactly a kink, but it's been in the

[00:01:57] [SPEAKER_04]: forefront lately and we might as well talk about it because it's a really big deal.

[00:02:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, sex and the Olympics.

[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, there's a lot of that, but we'll get to that.

[00:02:04] [SPEAKER_02]: We will get to that.

[00:02:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, this is going to be an interesting one.

[00:02:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm excited for it.

[00:02:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm excited too.

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Did you watch a lot of the Olympics this year?

[00:02:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't watch a lot.

[00:02:13] [SPEAKER_04]: I watched some, but I don't have peacock.

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_04]: So I kind of was like catching the highlights on on replay.

[00:02:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I kind of did the same thing.

[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Just kind of watched just tuned into what I wanted to watch, you know, the next day,

[00:02:30] [SPEAKER_02]: the highlights like you.

[00:02:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I think I caught more of the memes and I caught the games.

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_04]: But those are kind of unavoidable.

[00:02:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Totally.

[00:02:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, speaking of memes, there's no way of avoiding this.

[00:02:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Should we just talk about it from the top?

[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's do it.

[00:02:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Shout out to Ray Gunn and the bee girl.

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_04]: I might have a kink for Ray Gunn.

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I could not believe.

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_02]: So unless you live under a rock, Ray Gunn is a bee girl.

[00:03:06] [SPEAKER_02]: She does break dancing and she represented Australia in the Olympics this year.

[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_02]: And what do we what does there to say?

[00:03:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:03:17] [SPEAKER_02]: There's well, she did her best.

[00:03:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll tell you what.

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_04]: She she created a division in my friend's group.

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_02]: How so?

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, there was discussion of whether or not it was appropriate to make fun of Ray Gunn.

[00:03:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_02]: There is.

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I've heard that side too.

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_02]: And I agree.

[00:03:36] [SPEAKER_02]: That's why I was like, she did her best.

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_04]: You know what?

[00:03:40] [SPEAKER_04]: You might be surprised to find out that I was on the let it fly.

[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, side.

[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, let the memes fly.

[00:03:48] [SPEAKER_04]: So so my friend made a point like, you know, you know, we should be supporting each other.

[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, yes, we should be supporting each other.

[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_04]: No one was supporting her and letting her know that she had no business being in the Olympics.

[00:04:04] [SPEAKER_02]: It's kind of like like Midwest, like you did great.

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I felt that I felt that strongly.

[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Like sometimes the tough love needs to come out.

[00:04:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Wasn't there some scandal too where she like her and her husband took over the whole thing

[00:04:20] [SPEAKER_02]: and that's how she got in?

[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Or I don't know.

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't look too much into it.

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_02]: I just heard briefly about it.

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm waiting for the Hulu documentary to come out, and that's when I'm going to figure

[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_04]: out.

[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I'm going to really invest the time in figuring out getting to the

[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_04]: bottom of Ray Gunn.

[00:04:34] [SPEAKER_02]: What if she's a smart one?

[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_02]: She's going to profit from this.

[00:04:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that was the biggest thing I knew with that and French penises.

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:04:44] [SPEAKER_01]: That's true.

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_02]: The memes are not intended.

[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_02]: The memes were wild for the Olympics this year.

[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:04:53] [SPEAKER_02]: So we just talk about that too while we're at it.

[00:04:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_04]: If you're going to lose an event, you know, Giant Dong is top of my list.

[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_02]: I just feel so bad for him.

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_02]: But also like, hey now, if you're going to lose, that's a great consolation.

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_02]: And now he probably can profit from it too.

[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I bet everybody is just waiting for the only fans.

[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, you know what, like Magnum condom endorsement.

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:05:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Like this year was wild for the Olympics and all this stuff like that.

[00:05:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:05:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, good for them.

[00:05:35] [SPEAKER_04]: The replay.

[00:05:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_04]: That was the replay I saw the most.

[00:05:39] [SPEAKER_02]: In slow mo.

[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, okay, besides Ray Gunn.

[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_02]: But Ray Gunn's back to Ray Gunn, the memes.

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_02]: My favorite meme was, you know, little Stuart from Mad TV.

[00:05:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_02]: And he was like, look what I can do.

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_04]: I also liked Ray Gunn as a T-Rex and as a velociraptor.

[00:06:01] [SPEAKER_02]: From Jurassic Park in this scene when they're in the kitchen.

[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_02]: And yes, or the one where she's like, what's it say?

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Me at 4 a.m.

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Sneaking into the kitchen to grab some cheese.

[00:06:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you, Ray Gunn so much.

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Cheers to Ray Gunn.

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Cheers.

[00:06:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Should we talk about the cocktail on that note?

[00:06:24] [SPEAKER_02]: We should.

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_02]: So, do you want to describe it?

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_04]: It's very sweet.

[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Just like Ray Gunn.

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_02]: So there's no official name for this.

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_02]: We should call it the Ray Gunn.

[00:06:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's the Ray Gunn.

[00:06:40] [SPEAKER_04]: We're calling it that from now.

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_04]: From here on out.

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_04]: And you know what?

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a Prosecco with gummy lifesavers.

[00:06:49] [SPEAKER_04]: And at first it was too much, but it grows on you sort of like Ray Gunn.

[00:06:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, there you go.

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_02]: I like that.

[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_02]: So the lifesavers have to resemble the Olympic rings.

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_02]: And so to contrast with the sweet drink, we did a healthy snack.

[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the healthy snack is a veggie plate that is beautifully prepared by Katie.

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And then I brought in maybe not the greatest blue cheese to go along with it.

[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_02]: I liked it.

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, cool.

[00:07:22] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not blue cheese crumbles, which I do not like.

[00:07:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Right, right.

[00:07:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, a lot of the veggies are from our garden and Danny's mom's garden.

[00:07:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I do have some, the second hottest pepper in the world here, the Dragon's Breath pepper.

[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, thank you for pointing that out before I took a bite.

[00:07:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe it should I not have.

[00:07:39] [SPEAKER_02]: And these are Carolina Reapers.

[00:07:42] [SPEAKER_02]: And these are Thai chili peppers.

[00:07:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you want to give one a shot on here or no?

[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to pass.

[00:07:49] [SPEAKER_02]: That's smart.

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I would not.

[00:07:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if I'm going to.

[00:07:53] [SPEAKER_02]: We want you to live throughout the episode, Jay.

[00:07:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm glad I pointed that out to you though before you just chomped into a pepper.

[00:08:04] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like two million Scoville or something.

[00:08:06] [SPEAKER_02]: It's ridiculous.

[00:08:07] [SPEAKER_04]: This isn't Hot Ones.

[00:08:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Shout out to Hot Ones.

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Shout out to Hot Ones.

[00:08:12] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll do it.

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I think you can do it.

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll volunteer you.

[00:08:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Don't volunteer me.

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Danny will do it.

[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Danny will definitely do it.

[00:08:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, he'll be better than me.

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_02]: We have some of the Hot Ones hot sauce.

[00:08:28] [SPEAKER_02]: We do.

[00:08:28] [SPEAKER_02]: We had that subscription for a while.

[00:08:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Yikes.

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I watched Lewis Hamilton on Hot Ones.

[00:08:36] [SPEAKER_04]: He's a seven time F1 driver champion.

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Of course you did.

[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Jake bringing it back to the F1 racing every time.

[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_04]: You know what's funny is before we started this, I told Katie, I had a reference in the

[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_04]: research, but it'd be a real stretch if I brought it up.

[00:08:55] [SPEAKER_04]: So I'm not even going to try.

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_04]: And then just in conversation.

[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Of course.

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Here we are.

[00:09:00] [SPEAKER_04]: But the way he was just so agonizing the whole time, like it seemed like he was

[00:09:05] [SPEAKER_04]: in pain.

[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, I don't know if I want to do this.

[00:09:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't like the spicy stuff.

[00:09:10] [SPEAKER_02]: We have the last stab upstairs and if you want to give it a shot sometime.

[00:09:14] [SPEAKER_02]: We can do our own Hot Ones.

[00:09:17] [SPEAKER_02]: You can do it while you're racing in your in your VR racing race car thing.

[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't like where this is going.

[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_02]: I love where this is going.

[00:09:27] [SPEAKER_02]: I would pay to see that.

[00:09:28] [SPEAKER_02]: That'd be great.

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, there we go.

[00:09:31] [SPEAKER_04]: We'll do it on.

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_04]: We'll do it on the Patreon.

[00:09:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, Patreon content.

[00:09:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Jake racing in her in his big arcade style VR race car.

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'm just in.

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:09:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Thousands of school.

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I love it.

[00:09:46] [SPEAKER_02]: See if he wins or loses the race.

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_04]: See if he survives.

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's see.

[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_02]: We did drink pairing, snack pairing.

[00:09:57] [SPEAKER_02]: So I guess this kind of relates to it.

[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_02]: You were.

[00:10:04] [SPEAKER_02]: What's the word I'm looking for?

[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Practicing for triathlon.

[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.

[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Did you do that already or no?

[00:10:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I got injured like the week before I was running up the hill.

[00:10:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.

[00:10:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I pulled my Achilles.

[00:10:18] [SPEAKER_04]: And so I was out of it.

[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I was not doing anything.

[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_02]: But you were training hard.

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_04]: I was training.

[00:10:25] [SPEAKER_04]: You know what?

[00:10:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I had probably done it like a few times already in prep, but just not all together.

[00:10:32] [SPEAKER_02]: You know, do you plan on trying again for it?

[00:10:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Definitely.

[00:10:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Definitely.

[00:10:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Nice.

[00:10:37] [SPEAKER_04]: But I could not.

[00:10:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not athletic.

[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_04]: And that was like not even the full triathlon.

[00:10:42] [SPEAKER_04]: That was like a half try, like a sprint try.

[00:10:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I couldn't even do an eighth of a triathlon.

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm good for you.

[00:10:49] [SPEAKER_04]: But then seeing the training that goes in for these Olympians like they're well,

[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_04]: first of all, it is their job.

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_04]: They're not doing anything else.

[00:10:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Twenty four seven living and breathing that I'm over here.

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a lifestyle, not even a full time job.

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:11:04] [SPEAKER_04]: The weekend warrior doing it.

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_04]: But it made me appreciate just the level of commitment that it takes to do something

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_04]: of that level, much less the Olympics.

[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.

[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_02]: A little birdie told me that you won a Hulu hoop medal.

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_04]: It was a ribbon, not a medal.

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Second place, which, oh no, it was first place.

[00:11:30] [SPEAKER_02]: When was it held?

[00:11:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Is this as an adult or a child?

[00:11:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I was in first grade.

[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Adorable.

[00:11:37] [SPEAKER_04]: And it was track and field day.

[00:11:39] [SPEAKER_04]: It was the the first event of the day.

[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_00]: OK.

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_04]: And beating everyone people are and I had never Hulu hoop before in my life.

[00:11:50] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like, what is going on?

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_02]: So like whoever can keep it up the longest, whoever can keep it up the

[00:11:56] [SPEAKER_02]: longest. OK.

[00:11:57] [SPEAKER_04]: And then at some point it was down to me and my friend Tim.

[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_04]: And then it was like no one's going to stop.

[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_04]: We got to do something.

[00:12:06] [SPEAKER_04]: So the teacher said, you guys got to start walking.

[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_01]: What?

[00:12:09] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like taking the tiniest little steps that I can possibly take.

[00:12:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And my friend Tim takes just a giant step and like lost it.

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_04]: And people were like, you were taking little steps.

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like thinking I'm like, yeah, because I'm smart.

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Right. There was no rules.

[00:12:26] [SPEAKER_04]: We didn't discuss this.

[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Show me in the documentation.

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Where's your petition?

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I love it.

[00:12:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I can just see a little Jake Hulu hooping.

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_02]: It's adorable.

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Awesome.

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:12:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Should we move on to fun facts?

[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I kind of want to do the history first, if that's OK.

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you want to switch things up?

[00:12:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I want to switch things up.

[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_04]: OK, sure.

[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I feel like this it was kind of all over the place where I wasn't sure what

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_02]: goes where at some points.

[00:12:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I just feel like we got to.

[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I keep hitting this.

[00:13:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Sorry, listeners.

[00:13:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I keep hitting the table.

[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm pulling a Dr.

[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Drew. If you ever listen to Love Line, he was notorious for hitting the

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_04]: microphone.

[00:13:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Really?

[00:13:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:13:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Just every every episode there was a moment.

[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_04]: So that might be my move.

[00:13:19] [SPEAKER_02]: There you go.

[00:13:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll trust you.

[00:13:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Go ahead.

[00:13:21] [SPEAKER_02]: So take it with history.

[00:13:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I feel like it informs a few things that we might be talking about later.

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_00]: That's important.

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, for sure.

[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_04]: So the Olympics start in ancient Greece.

[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Seven seventy six B.C.

[00:13:39] [SPEAKER_04]: In fact, is the date that the first Olympic Games, the event is called

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_04]: the stadium.

[00:13:47] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a it's a sprint of 600 classical feet, which is not a unit of

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_04]: measurement we use anymore.

[00:13:54] [SPEAKER_04]: It's approximately one hundred and ninety two meters, but it is a

[00:14:00] [SPEAKER_04]: celebration of Zeus.

[00:14:02] [SPEAKER_04]: OK, this is this this whole Olympic Games in Olympia is all about

[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Zeus.

[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, I didn't know this.

[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I didn't know.

[00:14:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Is that old either?

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Old, but not that old.

[00:14:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Super old.

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_04]: OK, so they start they start in seventh century B.C.

[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Every four years, they have this huge festival and it's not just it's

[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_04]: not just the the physical event, the stadium, but there's also

[00:14:32] [SPEAKER_04]: like a religious event that goes along with it to worship Zeus.

[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_04]: OK, so they do this every four years and it's called an Olympiad.

[00:14:42] [SPEAKER_04]: So every Olympiad is four years.

[00:14:45] [SPEAKER_04]: OK, and we still observe that today.

[00:14:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[00:14:50] [SPEAKER_04]: They start adding more events.

[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_04]: The Diallo is two stadiums, so you run to one end and then you turn

[00:15:00] [SPEAKER_04]: around and you're running back to the other end.

[00:15:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Then we start with adding like

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_04]: longer events.

[00:15:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Twenty four stadium is our first endurance race.

[00:15:17] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I'm looking for.

[00:15:17] [SPEAKER_04]: The Pentathlon, we still have that.

[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a little different back then.

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a long jump, the javelin, the discus, the stadium and wrestling.

[00:15:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Start doing like boxing, MMA, chariot races, chariot races.

[00:15:34] [SPEAKER_02]: That'd be fun to watch.

[00:15:35] [SPEAKER_04]: So those were interesting because it was basically like rich people

[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_04]: would put up their equipment and have other people get in the chariot

[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_04]: because it was pretty dangerous.

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my God.

[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_04]: But the rich people that did it, that put it all up would get all the winnings

[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_04]: and the glory and the person that was in the chariot would get nothing.

[00:15:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my God.

[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Just kind of.

[00:15:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, kind of kind of whack in my opinion.

[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[00:16:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Normal for its time.

[00:16:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they didn't have it for very long.

[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I think it was only a couple of Olympiads that it was involved in,

[00:16:08] [SPEAKER_04]: but it was part of it.

[00:16:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, I'm sorry.

[00:16:12] [SPEAKER_04]: No.

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_04]: No, that's not true.

[00:16:16] [SPEAKER_04]: OK, because there's a story later that I remember now.

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_04]: It goes all the way into Rome, but we won't go over that all.

[00:16:24] [SPEAKER_04]: OK, I might.

[00:16:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I could go on.

[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a huge history, I'm sure.

[00:16:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, this is like a ton of history.

[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_04]: But up until this point, it's just men.

[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I believe it.

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Naked men.

[00:16:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Naked?

[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_02]: No, loincloth or anything.

[00:16:40] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just.

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_04]: There are accounts that some people are wearing clothing and some people are naked,

[00:16:47] [SPEAKER_04]: but so there are all the accounts that everyone's naked.

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_02]: The poll votes are would have really been screwed over if he was naked these days.

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_04]: He could have used the vault.

[00:16:57] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, the poll to vault.

[00:16:59] [SPEAKER_04]: But you know, maybe maybe that's what they did back then.

[00:17:03] I don't know.

[00:17:08] [SPEAKER_04]: So eventually, sixth century, there's a children's games added.

[00:17:13] [SPEAKER_01]: OK, right.

[00:17:14] [SPEAKER_04]: The games are always evolving.

[00:17:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Fifth century, 580.

[00:17:20] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a separate female games that are established.

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_02]: When was that?

[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_02]: When was this added again?

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_04]: 580 BC.

[00:17:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm surprised.

[00:17:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'm glad, but yeah.

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, awesome.

[00:17:31] [SPEAKER_04]: But I mean, yeah, even back then, we're starting to get a little progressive.

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. You know what?

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Other people want to compete, too.

[00:17:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Good.

[00:17:39] [SPEAKER_04]: There are actual like professional athletes at this time that are competitors.

[00:17:45] [SPEAKER_04]: So if you if you win

[00:17:51] [SPEAKER_04]: a bunch of games, you become like a hero.

[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_04]: They create statues for you.

[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_04]: You're basically set for life.

[00:18:00] [SPEAKER_04]: You're a hero.

[00:18:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_04]: So there's no podium.

[00:18:07] [SPEAKER_04]: There's no second.

[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_04]: There's no third place.

[00:18:10] [SPEAKER_02]: It's just first.

[00:18:10] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just first.

[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, wow.

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_04]: In the first place, winner gets a a crown like an olive crown.

[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh huh.

[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_04]: You've seen those things that they're wearing.

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Those are like that's the top honor.

[00:18:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Top tier.

[00:18:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_04]: So then a couple of other cities come along.

[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_04]: You have Olympia,

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Ifmia,

[00:18:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Namia,

[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Pithia.

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_04]: They're all celebrating different gods.

[00:18:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Poseidon, Apollo, Zeus, of course.

[00:18:43] [SPEAKER_04]: It becomes the Panhellenic Games.

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_04]: If you win all of those,

[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_04]: you become the Peridonocles.

[00:18:50] [SPEAKER_04]: That's the ultimate like that's how you become that guy.

[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_04]: You're you're

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_02]: You can do whatever you want.

[00:18:59] [SPEAKER_02]: That's so extreme.

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_04]: So there was this guy.

[00:19:02] [SPEAKER_04]: That's the ultimate.

[00:19:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you might have heard of him in a movie called 300.

[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_04]: His name was Leonidas.

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I watched that once.

[00:19:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember it.

[00:19:12] [SPEAKER_04]: That's so that that's that's a graphic novel.

[00:19:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:19:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Lusely based on history.

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_04]: But Leonidas was an Olympian.

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Actually, I don't remember it at all because I watched it

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_02]: when I was in Italy when I was like 13 and it was in Italian.

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_02]: So I just I didn't understand what was going on.

[00:19:28] [SPEAKER_04]: It was in Italian.

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_01]: I just there.

[00:19:32] [SPEAKER_04]: It reminds me of the that scene in Home Alone when they're watching.

[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a it's a wonderful life in French.

[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, they do say that's the best way to try to learn a language is just just dive right in to watch.

[00:19:45] [SPEAKER_02]: You know, but so I've seen it, but that's it.

[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_04]: So Leonidas won the stadium, the dualist, the hippodromos four times in a row.

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_04]: He won 12 crowns.

[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_04]: That was over four Olympiads.

[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_04]: That's a ton.

[00:20:02] [SPEAKER_04]: It was a record that stood until 2016.

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_02]: What?

[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_02]: That's insane.

[00:20:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Usain Bolt was the Olympian to break his record.

[00:20:14] [SPEAKER_02]: All right. Is he like a descendant of him?

[00:20:16] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Holy shit.

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:20:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[00:20:21] [SPEAKER_04]: OK, he was he was I mean, this guy was just.

[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Crazy had everything.

[00:20:29] [SPEAKER_04]: So time goes on.

[00:20:32] [SPEAKER_04]: The world begins to change by 80 A.D.

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_04]: The Roman Empire has taken over Caesar's like, you know, I want to become one of those Olympians.

[00:20:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Let me let me get in on that.

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Right. Yes. Totally.

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Like hop on the bandwagon.

[00:20:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Just changing stuff.

[00:20:49] [SPEAKER_04]: You know what?

[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Give me a year to train.

[00:20:53] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, we're going to move the games a year.

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Just OK.

[00:20:56] [SPEAKER_04]: He's the person that won a chariot race even though he didn't actually finish it.

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_02]: OK.

[00:21:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[00:21:04] [SPEAKER_04]: So it's starting to lose its like legitimacy.

[00:21:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:21:09] [SPEAKER_02]: The popular people want to.

[00:21:11] [SPEAKER_04]: And eventually.

[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. And eventually Christianity takes over the Roman Empire and it's considered a pagan practice and it's completely outlawed by 390 A.D.

[00:21:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_04]: It's it's not until this.

[00:21:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's not until 1766 that Richard Chandler discovers the ruins in Olympia.

[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_00]: OK.

[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a whole monument to Zeus.

[00:21:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. That was created there.

[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_04]: It was it was one of the ancient wonders of the world.

[00:21:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Totally lost to time until this guy finds it and then it creates this whole stir in popularity about ancient Greece.

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Eighteen ninety four Pierre de Coubertin.

[00:22:06] [SPEAKER_04]: It's fun to say.

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's basically the father of modern Olympics as we have it today.

[00:22:15] [SPEAKER_04]: He creates the IOC in 1894, which is the next chapter.

[00:22:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this is OK.

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_04]: This is the committee that we still have today.

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_04]: The International Olympic Committee.

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:22:26] [SPEAKER_04]: The first games are held in Athens in 1886.

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Fourteen countries can be in 43 events.

[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Metals that are given are silver, bronze and copper.

[00:22:37] [SPEAKER_00]: OK.

[00:22:39] [SPEAKER_04]: No gold.

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_04]: No gold.

[00:22:41] [SPEAKER_04]: OK.

[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Not yet.

[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_04]: And the marathon is introduced.

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_04]: The marathon was not an event in the original Olympics.

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_04]: The marathon is what's thought to be a historical event.

[00:22:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Some people say it might not have happened, but basically it was a man who ran from the coast all the way to Athens to to what?

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_04]: To tell the news of a victory.

[00:23:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, right.

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_02]: That's how it originated from.

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_04]: That's where it originated.

[00:23:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_02]: OK.

[00:23:16] [SPEAKER_02]: So true.

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, not so much snail snail mail.

[00:23:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.

[00:23:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and apparently he died after that, too.

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Like from doing this from doing that.

[00:23:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:23:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, salute to you, sir.

[00:23:30] [SPEAKER_02]: My goodness.

[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I would have taken a breather at one point.

[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Doing the Lord's work over here and for your life.

[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Geez.

[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, that's the marathon.

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_04]: You're gonna have a little bit more of this.

[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm going to have a cucumber here with some blue cheese.

[00:23:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.

[00:23:48] [SPEAKER_02]: The herbs in here are mint from our garden.

[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, nice.

[00:23:52] [SPEAKER_02]: It just looked pretty.

[00:23:54] [SPEAKER_02]: And taste good.

[00:23:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I'm chewing ASMR for all of you.

[00:24:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, this is delicious.

[00:24:06] [SPEAKER_00]: Not bad.

[00:24:14] [SPEAKER_04]: So this guy, Pierre de Coubertin, all these names.

[00:24:21] [SPEAKER_04]: He's really trying to get the the IOC, the Olympic Games to be popular.

[00:24:29] [SPEAKER_04]: But at the same time, the World's Fair is going on.

[00:24:36] [SPEAKER_00]: The World's what?

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_04]: The World's Fair.

[00:24:38] [SPEAKER_00]: OK.

[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_04]: And oh, this is this is 1900, by the way.

[00:24:42] [SPEAKER_00]: OK.

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_04]: So this is the second games.

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:24:47] [SPEAKER_04]: They they kind of overshadow the Olympic Games.

[00:24:51] [SPEAKER_04]: And in fact, there are so many events that people don't even know which games

[00:24:56] [SPEAKER_04]: they're competing in.

[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_04]: There's this other World's Fair International Physical Exercise in Sport.

[00:25:05] [SPEAKER_02]: There's so many different offsprings and like tree branching of different events.

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_02]: You mean where there's everybody's like, what's going on?

[00:25:12] [SPEAKER_04]: It's basically two competing like there's the Olympics and there's this other thing.

[00:25:16] [SPEAKER_02]: OK.

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_04]: The International Physical Exercise and Sport event at the World's Fair that has 700 or 477 events, including auto racing.

[00:25:25] [SPEAKER_02]: There it is, Jake.

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_02]: There it is.

[00:25:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Cannon shooting.

[00:25:32] [SPEAKER_04]: And there was a balloon race from Paris to Kiev like a hot air balloon, like a hot air balloon race.

[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Hot air balloons scare the shit out of me.

[00:25:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Uh huh.

[00:25:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, they're pretty to look at from the ground.

[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_02]: But you could not pay me to go into hot air balloon.

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_02]: No, they do control that.

[00:25:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_02]: That's my fear.

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_02]: And looking down, I'm the type where we're like, if I'm flying an airplane, I have to like close the window because I don't want to look down.

[00:26:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Once I'm up in the air, I'm fine.

[00:26:04] [SPEAKER_02]: You travel a lot though.

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Doesn't matter.

[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I still don't want to see it.

[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Close the window.

[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_02]: But I can't imagine being in like an open box basket.

[00:26:17] [SPEAKER_04]: So then you do the cannon shooting.

[00:26:21] [SPEAKER_02]: See, now why would I do?

[00:26:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I would do that.

[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe it's from doing the blob at summer camp.

[00:26:30] [SPEAKER_02]: What's the blob?

[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, I had to explain this to Irma.

[00:26:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I think I did.

[00:26:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I can't remember.

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_02]: So it's the blob is this giant like it's probably as big as my basement, probably as big as my house, this giant inflatable blob.

[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_04]: That's the name like a plastic, air filled and it's in a lake float.

[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_02]: It's in a lake and there's a huge dock porch that you climb up the stairs and you go onto the porch dock thing that's at the edge of the blob.

[00:27:04] [SPEAKER_02]: You jump down onto one end onto the blob.

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_02]: You then crawl your way like 25 feet or 50 feet.

[00:27:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:27:14] [SPEAKER_02]: To the other side so you don't get thrown into the other side and then you sit down on the edge of the other side of the blob.

[00:27:20] [SPEAKER_02]: The next person on the top of the bench porch thing then jumps onto that end of the blob and science, physics, you go flying into the lake and it's a blast.

[00:27:33] [SPEAKER_04]: That does sound fun.

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_02]: It's so fun.

[00:27:36] [SPEAKER_02]: So yes, I would do the cannon thing.

[00:27:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Sounds like you have practical knowledge to apply.

[00:27:44] [SPEAKER_04]: 10 more degrees.

[00:27:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah, no, I'm just imagining how that would work today.

[00:27:53] [SPEAKER_02]: It's so funny.

[00:27:54] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a blast literally.

[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_04]: So the thing that the other games had that the Olympics didn't have were women.

[00:28:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Of course.

[00:28:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Of course.

[00:28:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Day Cupertine turns out to be a massive misogynist and it's only until like after he leaves that women's games are really starting to be integrated.

[00:28:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:28:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Of course, there's always, I'm not surprised.

[00:28:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Don't be surprised.

[00:28:27] [SPEAKER_04]: 1904 they follow the World's Fair to St. Louis.

[00:28:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Really still trying to live in that shadow of the World's Fair and this time it's even worse because there's this indigenous people's games that's also taking place alongside not part of the Olympic Games, but alongside it at the World's Fair.

[00:28:52] [SPEAKER_04]: And basically they import indigenous people from other parts of the world, have them competing games that they've never played before so they can laugh at them.

[00:29:02] [SPEAKER_02]: This sounds like this happened a lot in history then.

[00:29:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because I remember learning about the same thing happening like the Roman like, you know,

[00:29:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like the gladiator, like the Coliseum.

[00:29:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Same thing.

[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_02]: They would have people that were in prison and jail like whatever and just compete against their will.

[00:29:25] [SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, this happened a lot.

[00:29:27] [SPEAKER_00]: Not surprised but sad.

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that was probably like, and again not part of the Olympics but that's where they're looking for their crowds at this point.

[00:29:45] [SPEAKER_04]: They start to really come into their own 1920 the Olympic flag is introduced, designed by Pierre de Coubertin, of course.

[00:29:58] [SPEAKER_04]: The first winter games are held in 1924, 1925.

[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_04]: de Coubertin finally steps down.

[00:30:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Then we get women in 1928.

[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Not until 1928?

[00:30:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, 1928.

[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_04]: So it was a...

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm making an angry face right now.

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_02]: But I'm not surprised once again.

[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm looking for when the Greeks were like, okay we can have women in the games.

[00:30:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Were the women allowed to participate in the chariot races?

[00:30:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Be in the chariot?

[00:30:42] [SPEAKER_04]: They had separate games so I don't know what it means that all entailed.

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if it was all of the same or different games but they were two weeks after the men's games.

[00:30:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Same with the children's games.

[00:30:59] [SPEAKER_04]: They were kind of like their own separate event.

[00:31:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Were the children's games the same type of events?

[00:31:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think it was all of the events again but I'm sure they didn't do chariot races but they were definitely doing the running and wrestling and the boxing and stuff like that.

[00:31:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe it was all the same.

[00:31:25] [SPEAKER_02]: That would have been cute to watch I hope.

[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe.

[00:31:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I hope.

[00:31:32] [SPEAKER_04]: So it gets really crazy political during the Cold War, big surprise.

[00:31:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah.

[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_04]: And there's a lot that we could get into but we won't.

[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_04]: The first Paralympic Games are established in 1960.

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_04]: And then 92 in Barcelona.

[00:31:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Professional athletes are encouraged to compete for the first time and we get the dream team.

[00:32:05] [SPEAKER_04]: And that's really when it kind of settles down with that Cold War stuff.

[00:32:14] [SPEAKER_04]: 2012 was the first year that women from every country in the world were represented.

[00:32:19] [SPEAKER_01]: That's not that long ago.

[00:32:21] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not that long ago at all and that was after petitioning several countries that were not allowing women to represent them.

[00:32:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Had they not been petitioned, it could have gone longer.

[00:32:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Please everyone petition for what you believe in.

[00:32:39] [SPEAKER_02]: You're doing something even though it seems like you're not.

[00:32:42] [SPEAKER_02]: It's doing something.

[00:32:43] [SPEAKER_04]: This year was the first year of parity between men and women.

[00:32:50] [SPEAKER_04]: The same amount were represented.

[00:32:53] [SPEAKER_02]: This year is the first year that...what?

[00:32:55] [SPEAKER_04]: This year is the first year.

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I love history but it's also why I hate it because come on.

[00:33:03] [SPEAKER_02]: What is going on?

[00:33:04] [SPEAKER_04]: That's why I kind of wanted to get that out of the way.

[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_04]: It's sort of like a long, very slow moving machine that...

[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_02]: History always makes me angry.

[00:33:17] [SPEAKER_02]: But it's important so now we know.

[00:33:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. Oh my goodness.

[00:33:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Well good. I'm glad that this year it happened.

[00:33:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, finally.

[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Is that it for history?

[00:33:29] [SPEAKER_02]: That's it for history.

[00:33:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Before I get more angry.

[00:33:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God. Thank you for that.

[00:33:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[00:33:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I am without speech.

[00:33:40] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I'm not surprised but...

[00:33:43] [SPEAKER_04]: And there's a lot that I just totally skipped over.

[00:33:47] Just...

[00:33:47] [SPEAKER_04]: You would get more mad.

[00:33:48] [SPEAKER_04]: You're like, you can't handle it.

[00:33:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Can't handle the truth.

[00:33:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God.

[00:33:58] [SPEAKER_02]: So this is a weird segue into fun facts.

[00:34:03] Because...

[00:34:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Of course, the first fun fact I have is...

[00:34:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Of course it's a full on Kinky Olympics worldwide already.

[00:34:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Women are allowed in that of course.

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh damn it. Okay.

[00:34:21] [SPEAKER_02]: So there is an actual...

[00:34:22] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a few around the world.

[00:34:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_02]: So here's some of the sports they competed.

[00:34:29] [SPEAKER_02]: A mermaid swim race.

[00:34:31] [SPEAKER_02]: And that's where the swimmers will swim the length of the pool with their legs tied together like a mermaid.

[00:34:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that sounds like a Navy Seal move.

[00:34:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Right?

[00:34:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:34:41] [SPEAKER_04]: That sounds like buds.

[00:34:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.

[00:34:45] [SPEAKER_02]: And then there's the dolphin ring dive.

[00:34:48] [SPEAKER_02]: So swimmers will have their hands tied behind their backs and at the buzzer they will dive to the bottom of the pool and retrieve as many rings as they can in a certain amount of time.

[00:34:58] [SPEAKER_04]: I think the Navy is recruiting through this.

[00:35:01] [SPEAKER_02]: They're attending the Kinky Olympics.

[00:35:05] [SPEAKER_02]: So their hands are bound behind their back.

[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_02]: They didn't specify how they're retrieving these rings.

[00:35:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm guessing with their teeth.

[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_02]: My mind is going somewhere else but okay.

[00:35:19] [SPEAKER_04]: What do you imagine?

[00:35:20] [SPEAKER_02]: My mind's in the gutter.

[00:35:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Anyways.

[00:35:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if I have that kind of control.

[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_02]: It is the Olympics.

[00:35:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Practice.

[00:35:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:35:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Beach wrestling.

[00:35:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Pretty self-explanatory.

[00:35:36] [SPEAKER_02]: If anybody wants to listen more about female wrestling fetish, check out episode 11.

[00:35:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's see.

[00:35:45] [SPEAKER_02]: So bobbing for dildos.

[00:35:49] [SPEAKER_02]: I know this can go in several ways.

[00:35:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Much like bobbing for apples.

[00:35:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, you use your mouth as far as I can tell from reading the description.

[00:35:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't watch video.

[00:36:01] [SPEAKER_02]: So you bought for dildos in water instead of apples and instead of water they use lube.

[00:36:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, yeah, lube.

[00:36:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Is it flavored?

[00:36:12] [SPEAKER_02]: They didn't say.

[00:36:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I would hope so.

[00:36:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I'd get in on some raspberry.

[00:36:19] [SPEAKER_02]: It's probably a neutral flavor because what if it's not, you know, that could be like one competitor having to do it.

[00:36:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like I love watermelon so much.

[00:36:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Like this is great.

[00:36:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Of course you finish first.

[00:36:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:36:35] [SPEAKER_02]: It's probably a neutral.

[00:36:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I would think.

[00:36:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Apricot.

[00:36:42] [SPEAKER_02]: You mean like a gross flavor?

[00:36:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like something nobody likes.

[00:36:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Next one is Houdini hour.

[00:36:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Competitors will be put into a straight jacket and whoever escapes first without rooting their jacket wins.

[00:37:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I thought it was you have to listen to that song by Dua Lipa for an hour.

[00:37:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Is that a kink?

[00:37:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Without going insane.

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_02]: That sounds awful.

[00:37:12] [SPEAKER_02]: What if you're in a straight jacket and all you had to do it.

[00:37:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe they play it in the background during this.

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you know what?

[00:37:19] [SPEAKER_02]: There's many different levels this could be.

[00:37:21] [SPEAKER_04]: If they're not, that's opportunity missed.

[00:37:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Next one is nipple clamp tug of war.

[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Ouch.

[00:37:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Tug of war was an event in the Olympics.

[00:37:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, while.

[00:37:35] [SPEAKER_02]: And yes, and I love that.

[00:37:37] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, so I'm going to go in a little tangent here.

[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_02]: I was talking to Danny the other night.

[00:37:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, wouldn't that be fun if they had all these like really silly like.

[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I think in the Olympics, like tug of war, and it reminds me of that scene in Vegas vacation.

[00:37:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Where Clark Griswold goes with cousin Eddie to the.

[00:38:02] [SPEAKER_02]: The cheaper side of Vegas casino and they play like war, like war the game of cards and they like flip a coin heads or tails.

[00:38:13] [SPEAKER_02]: And they're like, like they're betting on like pick a number one through 10, which is like.

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a thing in like.

[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, I would totally go to that casino.

[00:38:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, for me, I would get so upset because, you know, I would still lose.

[00:38:30] Right.

[00:38:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Heads or tails.

[00:38:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm still like, no, one more time.

[00:38:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:38:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Come on.

[00:38:35] [SPEAKER_02]: That's my kind.

[00:38:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I would love that kind of gambling.

[00:38:40] [SPEAKER_02]: What were you going to say?

[00:38:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that I want to get kicked out of a casino for winning too much.

[00:38:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Like counting cards?

[00:38:49] [SPEAKER_04]: No, just for being so good.

[00:38:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Counting cards or what kind of gambling do you like?

[00:38:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't like gambling.

[00:38:56] [SPEAKER_04]: OK, I just want it like it's a fantasy to just get like.

[00:39:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, well, it's a strategy.

[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_02]: It depends on what you're playing.

[00:39:05] [SPEAKER_02]: That's why I asked slots.

[00:39:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Slots is all just literally a gamble.

[00:39:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.

[00:39:09] [SPEAKER_04]: And they kick me out because I won too much.

[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_04]: What are you doing?

[00:39:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, slots are.

[00:39:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Very hit or miss.

[00:39:19] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm OK.

[00:39:20] [SPEAKER_04]: What's another game that's totally just like random roulette roulette?

[00:39:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.

[00:39:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Got kicked out too much at roulette.

[00:39:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Bingo.

[00:39:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Seven cards.

[00:39:32] [SPEAKER_04]: You got bingo on seven cards.

[00:39:39] [SPEAKER_02]: So I was going to say what were we just saying?

[00:39:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Tug of war, nipple tug of nipple.

[00:39:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Something about OK Vegas gambling.

[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, slot machines.

[00:39:50] [SPEAKER_02]: So I pick slot machines like you're not supposed to.

[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Like, you know, I'm not a wine drinker, but you know how they say

[00:39:58] [SPEAKER_02]: you're not supposed to pick a bottle of wine by the label.

[00:40:02] [SPEAKER_02]: That's me with slot machines.

[00:40:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I totally do.

[00:40:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like.

[00:40:06] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a fairy one.

[00:40:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's do that one.

[00:40:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's there's a diamond one.

[00:40:10] [SPEAKER_04]: There's so I have to say I've never heard either of those things of what?

[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Never pick a really.

[00:40:19] [SPEAKER_04]: I always pick it by the label.

[00:40:20] [SPEAKER_02]: You're not supposed to because you're just you're just like falling for the advertising

[00:40:25] [SPEAKER_02]: and they're just yeah, you're supposed to.

[00:40:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not I'm not drinking it for the taste.

[00:40:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Guess what?

[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_02]: You just it all does the same thing.

[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_04]: My money's worth one.

[00:40:39] [SPEAKER_02]: They got they reeled me in.

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Good job.

[00:40:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Great marketing team.

[00:40:44] [SPEAKER_04]: There's one that has Snoop Dogg.

[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:40:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you better believe I got that one.

[00:40:49] [SPEAKER_02]: And Martha Stewart.

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, we literally have all the Walking Dead wine bottles up here on our shelf.

[00:40:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:40:57] [SPEAKER_04]: How do they taste like wine?

[00:41:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Like garbage?

[00:41:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't care.

[00:41:01] [SPEAKER_02]: It's it's Walking Dead.

[00:41:03] [SPEAKER_02]: It's great.

[00:41:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I found this bottle of I'm sure and you're never going to drink it.

[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Guess what?

[00:41:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I drank seven of these just because the label looked cool.

[00:41:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I love it.

[00:41:18] [SPEAKER_02]: We need a Kingston cocktails wine.

[00:41:20] [SPEAKER_02]: And then it will taste like garbage.

[00:41:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:41:23] [SPEAKER_04]: People won't care.

[00:41:24] [SPEAKER_04]: And that's that's the point.

[00:41:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:41:26] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not supposed to taste good.

[00:41:27] [SPEAKER_04]: It's supposed to get you fucked up.

[00:41:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:41:28] [SPEAKER_02]: It'll get you fucked up.

[00:41:29] [SPEAKER_02]: We promise that TM TM TM trademarked.

[00:41:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Wine companies reach out.

[00:41:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Kingston cocktails at Gmail dot com.

[00:41:41] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, so the nibble clamp tug of war.

[00:41:48] [SPEAKER_02]: So how that works.

[00:41:49] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a double ended nibble clamp situation chain in the middle.

[00:41:56] [SPEAKER_02]: It didn't specify men or women.

[00:41:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Doesn't matter, I guess.

[00:41:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, it might.

[00:42:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not sure.

[00:42:01] [SPEAKER_02]: But anyway, so nipples.

[00:42:04] [SPEAKER_04]: One clamp goes on one nipple.

[00:42:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Can you milk me?

[00:42:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:42:08] [SPEAKER_02]: But I mean, if you have bigger tits, it might hurt differently.

[00:42:13] [SPEAKER_02]: The tugging.

[00:42:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:42:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I have small tits.

[00:42:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:42:15] [SPEAKER_02]: It's the Olympics.

[00:42:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:42:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Are there different levels of this?

[00:42:19] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:42:20] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of questions.

[00:42:23] [SPEAKER_02]: So obviously, hook one clamp to one person, the other clamp to the other person.

[00:42:27] [SPEAKER_02]: And they tug of war and first clamp to let loose loses.

[00:42:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I want to get a like a tension rod in there to see how many pounds of pressure they've gotten.

[00:42:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:42:40] [SPEAKER_02]: You know, science with it.

[00:42:43] [SPEAKER_02]: So the next one is a dildo squat 50 meter race.

[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_02]: You insert the dildo.

[00:42:49] [SPEAKER_02]: It didn't specify where and run the 50 meters without it falling out.

[00:42:54] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm guessing somewhere that you will be squatting onto, which can be a couple different places.

[00:43:02] [SPEAKER_02]: A couple of different places.

[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm thinking it's probably not the mouth.

[00:43:06] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:43:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, yes, squatting.

[00:43:09] [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, not the mouth and no hands are allowed.

[00:43:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, this is talent.

[00:43:14] [SPEAKER_02]: You got to keep it in there the entire 50 meters.

[00:43:17] [SPEAKER_02]: No hands allowed.

[00:43:20] [SPEAKER_04]: So you're not sprinting because you're trying to keep it in.

[00:43:23] [SPEAKER_02]: You can.

[00:43:25] [SPEAKER_02]: It's first one across the finish line.

[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_04]: If you can get a full sprint and keep that in.

[00:43:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I imagine I'm just picturing like.

[00:43:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm picturing myself actually running to the bathroom having to pee really bad.

[00:43:40] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I'm imagining too.

[00:43:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Like someone like the one foot directly in front of the other really fast.

[00:43:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Imagine like you have a balloon between your knees.

[00:43:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[00:43:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, like that.

[00:43:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Imagine the practice for all of this.

[00:43:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm training.

[00:44:00] [SPEAKER_04]: In the backyard.

[00:44:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Honey, what are you doing?

[00:44:03] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm training.

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Our neighbors are watching.

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I know they're keeping time.

[00:44:12] [SPEAKER_04]: How was that Janice?

[00:44:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Marketing.

[00:44:14] [SPEAKER_02]: They're posting it online for me.

[00:44:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to get famous.

[00:44:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Janice.

[00:44:21] [SPEAKER_04]: She's a good coach.

[00:44:23] [SPEAKER_02]: She's just watching over the over the fencing.

[00:44:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Doesn't know that I know she's watching, but she's watching for their binoculars.

[00:44:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Saw that clipboard.

[00:44:34] [SPEAKER_02]: She's going into the community Facebook page.

[00:44:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Did you all see what was going on?

[00:44:40] [SPEAKER_02]: In April's yard over there.

[00:44:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I hope he doesn't notice the periscope.

[00:44:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Tomorrow at three o'clock same time.

[00:44:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Place your bets.

[00:44:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Gambling.

[00:44:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:44:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god gambling in the King Olympics.

[00:44:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Hell yeah.

[00:45:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Yep, you know it.

[00:45:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Full circle here.

[00:45:03] [SPEAKER_02]: The next one is a clit lick wrestling.

[00:45:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.

[00:45:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Clit lick wrestling.

[00:45:11] [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, I just mean like you would probably come again.

[00:45:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I thought you didn't understand what I was saying.

[00:45:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh no.

[00:45:22] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, so I always get the giggles at least once.

[00:45:26] [SPEAKER_02]: All right, here we go.

[00:45:27] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, so the wrestlers wrestle in a pool of lube and the goal is to not get your clit licked.

[00:45:35] [SPEAKER_02]: If it gets licked by your opponent, you lose.

[00:45:38] [SPEAKER_02]: So it's kind of like a sexy thumb war.

[00:45:41] [SPEAKER_04]: OK, OK.

[00:45:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Like.

[00:45:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Doesn't sound very satisfying though.

[00:45:47] [SPEAKER_02]: It's the Olympics.

[00:45:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:45:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't get your clit.

[00:45:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't get it licked.

[00:45:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:45:53] [SPEAKER_04]: So you're just fighting each other off.

[00:45:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, legs crossed constantly I'm assuming while in a pool of lube fighting each other

[00:46:02] [SPEAKER_02]: off trying to not get your clit licked.

[00:46:04] [SPEAKER_02]: If their tongue touches your clit, you lose.

[00:46:08] [SPEAKER_02]: I know it sounds so counterintuitive.

[00:46:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I would watch this.

[00:46:15] [SPEAKER_02]: It sounds very like what is going on?

[00:46:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I've seen leg wrestling before.

[00:46:20] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, yeah, yeah.

[00:46:22] [SPEAKER_04]: This seems sort of similar to that.

[00:46:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[00:46:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm just trying to imagine like the position.

[00:46:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:46:30] [SPEAKER_02]: We're going to do YouTube this later.

[00:46:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I doubt it's on YouTube.

[00:46:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Good point.

[00:46:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I did try to look at some of this stuff up on like Pornhub and stuff, but.

[00:46:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I think a lot of leg these Olympics happen to like private resorts like lifestyle resorts.

[00:46:50] [SPEAKER_02]: So a lot of it's like there's no permission to.

[00:46:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Have their stuff on like Pornhub or so it's like it's hard to find.

[00:46:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:46:59] [SPEAKER_02]: But I did find a lot of info about it.

[00:47:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, so there is actual speaking too much.

[00:47:07] [SPEAKER_02]: There's actual porn about the actual Olympics where content creators.

[00:47:13] [SPEAKER_02]: So they use like a green screen.

[00:47:15] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, where it looks like they're on the mat in the middle of like the stadium or whatever.

[00:47:24] [SPEAKER_02]: And it looks like there's a crowd behind them seats and they're like having sex and like there's different rounds of like blowjobs and like dog style.

[00:47:36] [SPEAKER_02]: And like you can hear they're being judged.

[00:47:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, you can hear the judges in the movie rating each round like one out of 10.

[00:47:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Tell me there's like like golf clap.

[00:47:47] [SPEAKER_02]: There is or you can hear noises of like clapping like yes.

[00:47:53] [SPEAKER_02]: It was so funny.

[00:47:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.

[00:47:55] [SPEAKER_02]: And so like the one I watched it's yeah it's on Pornhub and it was by a performer called Astrid Espin.

[00:48:04] [SPEAKER_02]: She was great.

[00:48:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Shout out to you Astrid.

[00:48:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I did contact her on Twitter or X whatever it's called now and she did give me permission to give her a shout out.

[00:48:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, thank you.

[00:48:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she did a great job.

[00:48:15] [SPEAKER_02]: So shout out to you and her Twitter X account is at Astrid Espin.

[00:48:20] [SPEAKER_02]: E S B E N that's on Twitter.

[00:48:23] [SPEAKER_02]: So shout out to you.

[00:48:24] [SPEAKER_02]: I told her what I will tell her when this episode comes out.

[00:48:27] [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, it was really cool to watch.

[00:48:31] [SPEAKER_04]: So that's like that's like technology and editing and performing.

[00:48:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, it was so cool.

[00:48:38] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like the green screen and just like it was like watching the gymnastics like that sort of thing.

[00:48:44] [SPEAKER_02]: But sex, it was great.

[00:48:49] [SPEAKER_02]: I loved it so much.

[00:48:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Shout out to you Astrid.

[00:48:53] [SPEAKER_04]: That's cool.

[00:48:54] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[00:48:55] [SPEAKER_04]: That's thinking outside of the box.

[00:48:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Totally.

[00:49:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, a couple more fun facts.

[00:49:07] [SPEAKER_02]: So Danny's cousin was actually in the Parish 2024 Olympics this year.

[00:49:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Say what?

[00:49:15] [SPEAKER_02]: You didn't know this?

[00:49:16] [SPEAKER_02]: What? No, what?

[00:49:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:49:18] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:49:18] [SPEAKER_02]: So he represented Laos.

[00:49:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Very cool.

[00:49:22] [SPEAKER_02]: And he competed in swimming.

[00:49:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[00:49:25] [SPEAKER_02]: So shout out to you Stephen.

[00:49:27] [SPEAKER_04]: That's like actual sport.

[00:49:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm related to an Olympian.

[00:49:32] [SPEAKER_04]: That's cool.

[00:49:33] [SPEAKER_02]: My marriage.

[00:49:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Not to like say that like, you know, backgammon isn't a sport.

[00:49:39] [SPEAKER_02]: No, but yeah, swimming.

[00:49:41] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a major one.

[00:49:43] [SPEAKER_02]: So and he got first place for men's 100 meter breaststroke.

[00:49:47] [SPEAKER_02]: What?

[00:49:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:49:49] [SPEAKER_02]: What?

[00:49:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Stephen.

[00:49:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:49:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Good job.

[00:49:52] [SPEAKER_02]: That's amazing.

[00:49:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Congratulations.

[00:49:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:49:56] [SPEAKER_02]: So that's very cool.

[00:49:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that is a very fun fact.

[00:50:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh huh.

[00:50:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Very fun fact.

[00:50:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Cheers to you Stephen.

[00:50:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's clink and drink to that.

[00:50:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:50:11] [SPEAKER_02]: So the next one, last one I have is there's a condom program for the Olympic Village.

[00:50:19] [SPEAKER_02]: So this year, there is over 300,000 condoms and lube packets were sent to the village.

[00:50:29] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a lot.

[00:50:32] [SPEAKER_04]: So I found a lot of information on condoms and the Olympics.

[00:50:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:50:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Is this fun facts?

[00:50:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, you know what?

[00:50:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's definitely fun.

[00:50:42] [SPEAKER_02]: All right, let's do it.

[00:50:43] [SPEAKER_04]: So it the Olympics started giving these out in 1988 to raise awareness for AIDS and HIV.

[00:50:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:50:52] [SPEAKER_04]: And it took off because Olympians like to have sex with each other.

[00:50:59] [SPEAKER_04]: It turns out.

[00:51:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah.

[00:51:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah.

[00:51:00] [SPEAKER_04]: If you get a bunch of young, athletic, sexy people and you put them up in dorms.

[00:51:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Guess what's going to happen?

[00:51:11] [SPEAKER_02]: They do it.

[00:51:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And so it's.

[00:51:17] [SPEAKER_04]: It varies from year to year how many actually go out.

[00:51:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh really?

[00:51:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:51:23] [SPEAKER_02]: How many condoms go out?

[00:51:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[00:51:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Why?

[00:51:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's based on demand.

[00:51:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Wait, do you mean like if you're OK.

[00:51:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you mean like if you're going to the Olympics, do you fill out a form?

[00:51:37] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like and they ask you like, do you want condoms?

[00:51:39] [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no.

[00:51:40] [SPEAKER_04]: It's more like I need more condoms.

[00:51:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, so it's not just a set them out.

[00:51:43] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like they can keep them coming in.

[00:51:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:51:45] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, I see.

[00:51:48] [SPEAKER_04]: For the most part, I should say in 2020 we had covid.

[00:51:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[00:51:54] [SPEAKER_04]: So there was actually a no intimacy policy.

[00:51:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:51:58] [SPEAKER_04]: And yet they still handed out condoms.

[00:52:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, people are going to do what they're going to do anyways.

[00:52:04] [SPEAKER_04]: They were sent in packages that were intended to go back home.

[00:52:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Quote, quote, quote, giant air quotes like take these back to your country and spread

[00:52:13] [SPEAKER_04]: the word on on protection and safe sex.

[00:52:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Like now we're going to use these now.

[00:52:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because it's like everybody knows it's going to happen even though if it's not

[00:52:24] [SPEAKER_02]: safe, some people are going to do what they're going to do.

[00:52:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Because, yeah, I read too that like normally all these Olympians would have like rent

[00:52:35] [SPEAKER_02]: huge expensive like penthouses, penthouse suites and stuff like outside of the village

[00:52:40] [SPEAKER_02]: and throw wild parties.

[00:52:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, wow.

[00:52:43] [SPEAKER_02]: There's tons of sex happening.

[00:52:45] [SPEAKER_02]: And in 2020 that couldn't happen.

[00:52:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:52:48] [SPEAKER_02]: They could not leave the village unless it was to practice and then they had

[00:52:52] [SPEAKER_02]: to test and all this stuff.

[00:52:53] [SPEAKER_02]: So it was even more so if like we're all stuck here.

[00:52:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:52:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll talk more about that later in common practice.

[00:53:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:53:02] [SPEAKER_04]: So go ahead.

[00:53:03] [SPEAKER_04]: So in Athens, 2004, they handed out one hundred and thirty thousand in Beijing,

[00:53:11] [SPEAKER_04]: 2008, they handed out one hundred thousand condoms in Rio, 2018.

[00:53:17] [SPEAKER_04]: They handed out four hundred and fifty thousand condoms.

[00:53:22] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my goodness.

[00:53:25] [SPEAKER_04]: That's there's usually like not an official condom supplier.

[00:53:30] [SPEAKER_04]: But in 2012 in London, directs, which is a UK company.

[00:53:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:53:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Was the official supplier.

[00:53:36] [SPEAKER_02]: OK.

[00:53:39] [SPEAKER_04]: And just so just for like scale.

[00:53:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[00:53:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Year there were ten thousand seven hundred and fourteen athletes.

[00:53:52] [SPEAKER_04]: So think about how many condoms are getting used.

[00:53:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:53:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm trying to do the math here from.

[00:53:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[00:53:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Ten thousand three hundred thousand.

[00:54:02] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a lot.

[00:54:03] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a lot.

[00:54:05] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to embarrass myself, but that's a lot.

[00:54:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Hold on.

[00:54:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm doing them.

[00:54:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm doing the math right now.

[00:54:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's a lot.

[00:54:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[00:54:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know it was like different per city.

[00:54:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:54:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I have to find this.

[00:54:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe it was Tokyo.

[00:54:37] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't find it right now, but there was there was a year when they didn't have enough

[00:54:41] [SPEAKER_04]: and they had to order more.

[00:54:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.

[00:54:44] [SPEAKER_04]: We're out of condoms.

[00:54:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.

[00:54:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Hurry up.

[00:54:51] [SPEAKER_02]: They're fucking unsafely over here.

[00:54:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's go.

[00:54:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and then in 2012, there was also rogue condoms that showed up.

[00:55:04] [SPEAKER_04]: There were kangaroo condoms.

[00:55:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Wait, what?

[00:55:07] [SPEAKER_04]: What is this?

[00:55:08] [SPEAKER_02]: What do you mean?

[00:55:10] [SPEAKER_04]: So I'm going to quote the Guardian here.

[00:55:15] [SPEAKER_04]: In 2012, rogue condoms also made their way into the Olympic village.

[00:55:19] [SPEAKER_04]: The public was made aware of the mishap thanks to Caroline Buchanan, an Australian

[00:55:24] [SPEAKER_04]: BMX writer, who posted a photo of a bucket of, quote, kangaroo condoms.

[00:55:30] [SPEAKER_04]: In a since deleted tweet, quote, We looked into this and asked that they were not

[00:55:35] [SPEAKER_04]: handed out to other athletes because Durex was our supplier, as spokesman told the

[00:55:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Guardian at the time.

[00:55:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my.

[00:55:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Like, well, we got to use something.

[00:55:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Wow.

[00:55:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Novelty condoms out here.

[00:55:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Durex is pissed.

[00:55:50] [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to get sued.

[00:55:51] [SPEAKER_00]: The sponsor's mad.

[00:55:56] [SPEAKER_00]: The influencers.

[00:56:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my God.

[00:56:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Should we move into psychology?

[00:56:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, let's go on.

[00:56:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my God. So much condom talk.

[00:56:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:56:12] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:56:13] [SPEAKER_02]: So there wasn't much on psychology.

[00:56:16] [SPEAKER_02]: It was just kind of.

[00:56:17] [SPEAKER_04]: It's pretty obvious.

[00:56:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Hot people like hot people.

[00:56:20] [SPEAKER_04]: And then they have sex because that that happens biologically.

[00:56:25] [SPEAKER_01]: People.

[00:56:25] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:56:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Thanks, Jake.

[00:56:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm done.

[00:56:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Done.

[00:56:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's move on.

[00:56:30] [SPEAKER_02]: My segments done.

[00:56:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Easy as that.

[00:56:36] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:56:36] [SPEAKER_02]: So I got this from Psychology Today.

[00:56:40] [SPEAKER_02]: So some studies found that athletes may have higher sex drives than the general

[00:56:44] [SPEAKER_02]: population, but not all athletes will have the same libido.

[00:56:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, obviously, hormonal changes.

[00:56:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Exercise can increase testosterone levels.

[00:56:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's see.

[00:56:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Both resistance training and endurance training can have this effect.

[00:57:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Endorphins.

[00:57:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Regular exercise also produces endorphins, which can improve feelings of

[00:57:10] [SPEAKER_02]: arousal and enjoyment.

[00:57:12] [SPEAKER_02]: So many coaches instruct athletes not to have sex and even to avoid

[00:57:17] [SPEAKER_02]: romantic relationships altogether because their energy should be saved for

[00:57:22] [SPEAKER_02]: competition.

[00:57:26] [SPEAKER_02]: However, some research suggests that sex and romantic relationships actually

[00:57:30] [SPEAKER_02]: enhance rather than detract from performance.

[00:57:33] [SPEAKER_02]: So I guess it varies.

[00:57:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Depends on who your coach is and what they believe in.

[00:57:37] [SPEAKER_02]: And, you know, there's it's still an ongoing study.

[00:57:40] [SPEAKER_02]: And I guess it all depends on what you're training for.

[00:57:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.

[00:57:45] [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, it's all if it's like.

[00:57:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Bob sled where people's lives are in your hands.

[00:57:51] [SPEAKER_04]: If you want to stay, maybe you need your concentration.

[00:57:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Right. Yeah.

[00:57:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:57:56] [SPEAKER_02]: And different muscles and.

[00:57:59] [SPEAKER_02]: You know that you're training like can affect the brain differently in

[00:58:03] [SPEAKER_02]: hormones and so who knows sexually that's going to all who knows it's still

[00:58:08] [SPEAKER_02]: an ongoing study based on what you're training for.

[00:58:11] [SPEAKER_04]: So I read quotes from athletes that were, you know, because there's a lot

[00:58:15] [SPEAKER_04]: of.

[00:58:17] [SPEAKER_04]: People that are like, yeah, we're hooking up all the time and there's like a

[00:58:20] [SPEAKER_04]: lot of athletes that are like, no, we're not hooking up all the time.

[00:58:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Right here to do a job.

[00:58:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[00:58:26] [SPEAKER_04]: And it takes a lot of years to get here.

[00:58:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to throw it away.

[00:58:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.

[00:58:31] [SPEAKER_04]: However, once that job is over.

[00:58:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I go over that.

[00:58:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.

[00:58:39] [SPEAKER_02]: So we did cover this a little bit earlier.

[00:58:41] [SPEAKER_02]: So basically there's so many people together in the Olympic village with

[00:58:44] [SPEAKER_02]: similar traits.

[00:58:46] [SPEAKER_02]: They're all athletic, young.

[00:58:48] [SPEAKER_02]: They'll live the same or similar lifestyles.

[00:58:51] [SPEAKER_02]: So obviously it's very easy for them to become attracted to one another.

[00:58:55] [SPEAKER_02]: They're only there for a short amount of time like.

[00:59:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's do the math again.

[00:59:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:59:02] [SPEAKER_04]: A lot.

[00:59:03] [SPEAKER_02]: The math is math thing.

[00:59:07] [SPEAKER_02]: So, yeah, like you said, like a lot of people don't want to break their focus.

[00:59:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Or if they were married or partnered or they're well known around the world.

[00:59:23] [SPEAKER_02]: So their social status matters too in this scenario.

[00:59:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Like if you're a well-known athlete, you already are in the Olympics.

[00:59:32] [SPEAKER_02]: But if you're like super well known, you don't want rumors or you're

[00:59:36] [SPEAKER_02]: going to see these people year round.

[00:59:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:59:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Like or just you're going to see them again and just seeing them again, if you've

[00:59:43] [SPEAKER_02]: done the deed with them is going to break your focus for the training for the Olympics.

[00:59:46] [SPEAKER_02]: So it's like, is that worth it?

[00:59:49] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like you said, some people will just totally refrain from doing anything all

[00:59:52] [SPEAKER_02]: together just to keep their focus.

[00:59:55] [SPEAKER_02]: And yet rumors and like all that social media stuff is going to catch up with them

[01:00:00] [SPEAKER_02]: and break their focus.

[01:00:03] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's kind of like why people don't hook up at work.

[01:00:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's like a huge like there's more to it than just like this is a two week

[01:00:10] [SPEAKER_02]: party. Like no, like there's way more than that.

[01:00:13] [SPEAKER_02]: It's going to it's like social media.

[01:00:15] [SPEAKER_02]: It's going to follow you the rest of your life.

[01:00:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, Ryan Lochte, he didn't have like a sexual controversy, but he had that.

[01:00:26] [SPEAKER_04]: They defaced a was it a bathroom or something?

[01:00:31] [SPEAKER_04]: It was really it was like some vandalism or something.

[01:00:33] [SPEAKER_04]: And that would like basically ruined his career.

[01:00:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, anything can like to the point where it's like, is it worth it?

[01:00:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, yeah, yeah, you've got to be on your best behavior on the world stage.

[01:00:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. And you're in such a tight, small circle with all the other Olympics like

[01:00:49] [SPEAKER_02]: in the village.

[01:00:50] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like. Is this worth it?

[01:00:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Like if you're going to do that, I'd say do it outside the circle.

[01:00:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Mm hmm. You know, and even then, so that I mean, that's a greater chance of it

[01:01:01] [SPEAKER_02]: being lesser known.

[01:01:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, just more on the hush hush.

[01:01:06] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, that makes sense about the penthouse parties that you mentioned like,

[01:01:11] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah, let's not do it here.

[01:01:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, let's go outside.

[01:01:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.

[01:01:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Where it was so many people like, yeah, from not from the village.

[01:01:20] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a few of them, but it was also people.

[01:01:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Who are just partiers?

[01:01:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, I was imagining like in 1980s, like college movie like Dorms

[01:01:32] [SPEAKER_04]: just like like half naked people running down the hallways and stuff.

[01:01:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, right.

[01:01:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I know. And that's the thing, too, where I read it like that's what I pictured

[01:01:43] [SPEAKER_02]: as like this crazy sex orgy village party.

[01:01:46] [SPEAKER_02]: But it's not a lot of people said it's not like that.

[01:01:49] [SPEAKER_02]: It's very secretive. OK, it's very secretive.

[01:01:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll go over that in common practice. I do cover that.

[01:01:56] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, yeah, it's not what you think it is.

[01:01:59] [SPEAKER_04]: But they're not like having keg races down the hallway.

[01:02:03] [SPEAKER_02]: No, it's very secretive.

[01:02:05] [SPEAKER_02]: They try to keep it secretive for the reasons I said and like

[01:02:09] [SPEAKER_02]: because they're not supposed to in the first place.

[01:02:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And yeah, well, I just get to that.

[01:02:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Nope, I still got. I'm almost there.

[01:02:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I got one more note for psychology.

[01:02:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I know it's so good. OK, so there does seem to be a lot of cheating.

[01:02:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I can imagine. Yeah.

[01:02:31] [SPEAKER_02]: So I don't who's to say like maybe they're allowed.

[01:02:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe they're not allowed.

[01:02:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe it's we don't know that each individual's relationship that's to each their own.

[01:02:42] [SPEAKER_02]: But there seems to be a lot of.

[01:02:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Cheating or not open relationships or.

[01:02:50] [SPEAKER_02]: There's some hooking up going on. Yes, rather it's OK or not.

[01:02:54] [SPEAKER_02]: We don't know per individual, but it's happening.

[01:02:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I have to say like searching for like scandals was almost impossible.

[01:03:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they keep it very hush hush. Yeah.

[01:03:07] [SPEAKER_02]: So but it's very.

[01:03:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess we'll never know if it's OK or not.

[01:03:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Olympians, you'll have to become an Olympian to find out.

[01:03:18] [SPEAKER_04]: My backgammon.

[01:03:19] [SPEAKER_02]: That's going to be your chosen sport.

[01:03:21] [SPEAKER_02]: It's all I got.

[01:03:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Love it.

[01:03:27] [SPEAKER_02]: All right, let's see.

[01:03:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Danny, why are you texting me? Sorry.

[01:03:38] [SPEAKER_02]: OK.

[01:03:39] [SPEAKER_02]: All right. So common practices, let's go.

[01:03:44] [SPEAKER_02]: All right. So as I said, everyone in the Olympic village is horny as fuck.

[01:03:50] [SPEAKER_02]: We've gathered that. Yeah.

[01:03:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Hormones are raging.

[01:03:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. So about 75 percent of Olympic athletes participate in sex in the village.

[01:04:01] [SPEAKER_04]: That's that's higher than the U.S. voter turnout.

[01:04:08] [SPEAKER_04]: That's a lot.

[01:04:09] [SPEAKER_02]: It is. So Hope Solo, the soccer player, told ESPN in 2012 that he's never seen so much debauchery in his entire life.

[01:04:22] [SPEAKER_04]: I thought Hope Solo was a woman.

[01:04:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I said they didn't I?

[01:04:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, in any event.

[01:04:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I just copy and pasted what I got. So sorry.

[01:04:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry if that was wrong. They are.

[01:04:37] [SPEAKER_02]: She I'm sorry.

[01:04:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I just copy and pasted. So I'm just reading what I had.

[01:04:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, read that one more time because I kind of.

[01:04:45] [SPEAKER_02]: So Hope Solo, a soccer player, told ESPN in 2012 that they've never seen so much debauchery in their entire life in the village sex wise.

[01:04:59] [SPEAKER_04]: So it's got to be going on somewhere down there.

[01:05:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Hope Solo is seeing it.

[01:05:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, come on.

[01:05:09] [SPEAKER_04]: So you know, you know, like Brian Gumbel's like getting some party going down.

[01:05:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, hey, absolutely.

[01:05:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Come over to the ESPN building.

[01:05:22] [SPEAKER_02]: So I think we kind of touched base on this before, but like most athletes stay very focused before they compete.

[01:05:29] [SPEAKER_02]: So they refrain from sex, but after they compete all hell let's loose.

[01:05:34] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a party like I read there's lots of orgies and I know that I just said before that it's all like kept quiet, but it's all hush hush kind of like, you know, like when you go to a rave and then there's the after party.

[01:05:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure, sure. It's like if you know, you know, it's raging.

[01:05:53] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a week in a nod.

[01:05:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's right. It's there. If you know where to go, it's it's a wild party.

[01:06:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:06:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my. Well, I mean, the the closing ceremonies. Everyone's got like a shitting grin on their face.

[01:06:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so I did watch the closing ceremony before you got here today when I was getting ready.

[01:06:15] [SPEAKER_02]: And I noticed that and I was going to comment on that too.

[01:06:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, because I watched the opening ceremony and everybody's all like chill and kind of like nervous looking there.

[01:06:24] [SPEAKER_04]: They're both. Yes. Yep.

[01:06:26] [SPEAKER_02]: And but like the closing ceremony, they were just like going wild like people on each other's shoulders.

[01:06:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Like it's like they already. Oh, they got to know each other. All right.

[01:06:40] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like finally we can let loose.

[01:06:45] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like going to summer camp and you're nervous, you don't know anybody yet.

[01:06:49] [SPEAKER_02]: And then at the end of the week, you're like best friends. Right. But in a different way.

[01:06:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my God. Let's see. We kind of so we both did common practices for this one, right?

[01:07:02] [SPEAKER_04]: So do you want to do the next one? Next note. So it was sort of not a common practice, but I felt like it should be mentioned anyway, because at one point people thought it was a practice.

[01:07:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. There is the anti sex bed controversy.

[01:07:23] [SPEAKER_02]: I think I heard something about this. Explain it, please.

[01:07:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. So there is this gymnast or no, I'm sorry, a runner, U.S. runner Paul Kalimo, who said that he did this post on Twitter, beds to be installed in Tokyo Olympics made out of cardboard.

[01:07:45] [SPEAKER_04]: This is aimed to avoid intimacy among athletes.

[01:07:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, honey, that's not going to avoid anything. Yeah.

[01:07:52] [SPEAKER_02]: People are going to do it. They'll find a way. So, first of all, that's not true. Cardboard. Oh, it's not true. Wait, what do you mean?

[01:08:03] [SPEAKER_04]: So the gymnast Reese McClaghan posted a video of him jumping on the bed.

[01:08:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, there it's for environmental concerns that they're they're recyclable. Okay. Compostable. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah.

[01:08:26] [SPEAKER_04]: But they're able to hold Olympians. Right. In fact, there was like a team of swimmers that were jumping on it together.

[01:08:34] [SPEAKER_02]: It was not for anti sex.

[01:08:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Why was this a rumor? Because one person posted anti sex beds and America, like wholesome conservative America, of course, ran with it.

[01:08:51] [SPEAKER_04]: America. Yeah.

[01:08:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Most of the stories I saw about it were on Fox local affiliates.

[01:08:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Of course.

[01:09:02] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just picturing him running and jumping on the bed.

[01:09:05] [SPEAKER_02]: And in my head, it's like the bed just collapses because it's made out of cardboard.

[01:09:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I saw like the I don't know, the pitch video with the CEO of the company that creates them.

[01:09:20] [SPEAKER_04]: And they were pretty hardcore. Okay. They were. They would have to be.

[01:09:25] [SPEAKER_02]: And even if they did try to make such a thing, people are going to do it anyways, no matter what or where.

[01:09:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, they're athletes. You got to make sure that they're comfortable. Right.

[01:09:36] [SPEAKER_02]: And they're athletes. They're going to do it anywhere. They have the skills. They don't need the bed.

[01:09:40] [SPEAKER_04]: They don't need the bed. There's a perfectly good wall right here.

[01:09:45] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a perch.

[01:09:48] [SPEAKER_01]: We don't need anything. I'll just hold you up into the air.

[01:09:52] [SPEAKER_04]: I've got a pommel horse.

[01:09:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Get the chariot.

[01:10:01] [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, anti sex beds. Not a thing. Good. I'm glad.

[01:10:06] [SPEAKER_02]: So I guess within the village.

[01:10:10] [SPEAKER_02]: So we talked about Kinky Olympics before.

[01:10:14] [SPEAKER_02]: So within the village, there's an actual unspoken sex Olympics amongst the Olympians.

[01:10:25] [SPEAKER_02]: It's called quote unquote the hookup Olympics.

[01:10:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. I think that's not that creative. I think you all could have done it a lot better.

[01:10:34] [SPEAKER_02]: It's all secretive. So this is the best thing I can get. Okay.

[01:10:38] [SPEAKER_02]: So some of the competitions, I guess you would say, are who can kiss the most people in one night.

[01:10:48] [SPEAKER_02]: So it's not actually like judged or ranked or whatever. It's just for fun.

[01:10:54] [SPEAKER_04]: That sounds very middle school. I didn't. Come on.

[01:10:58] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't get an actual prize for it, but we know.

[01:11:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Good job, Jake.

[01:11:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's see. The other one was who can get a gold medalist into bed?

[01:11:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, now that's cool. That's a good one.

[01:11:16] [SPEAKER_02]: That is a good one for sure because that goes with the whole like social status of they can't like, you know, the rumors.

[01:11:24] [SPEAKER_02]: They can't like they had to be careful.

[01:11:27] [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's a yeah, got to be careful.

[01:11:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Another one is which sports team has the best performance in the bedroom?

[01:11:37] [SPEAKER_02]: You got to do some research for that one.

[01:11:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Team competition. Yeah.

[01:11:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:11:43] [SPEAKER_02]: It means you have to play around yourself different teams to find out which one is the best.

[01:11:50] [SPEAKER_04]: For science. For science. For research purposes.

[01:11:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[01:11:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's see. That's all I have for that.

[01:12:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you want to go next with your next note for common practices?

[01:12:03] [SPEAKER_04]: I found out that there were two pregnant athletes at this Olympics.

[01:12:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, really? Yes.

[01:12:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Who?

[01:12:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's see. There is an Egyptian fencer.

[01:12:15] [SPEAKER_00]: OK.

[01:12:17] [SPEAKER_04]: And she had been pregnant for seven months.

[01:12:22] [SPEAKER_00]: She was seven months pregnant?

[01:12:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my goodness.

[01:12:27] [SPEAKER_04]: And she revealed it on Twitter.

[01:12:28] [SPEAKER_04]: She didn't reveal it until after the games.

[01:12:30] [SPEAKER_00]: OK.

[01:12:31] [SPEAKER_04]: And then US beach volleyball star Kerry Walsh Jennings.

[01:12:37] [SPEAKER_00]: Volleyball. OK.

[01:12:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Unknowingly five weeks pregnant.

[01:12:40] [SPEAKER_00]: OK.

[01:12:42] [SPEAKER_00]: The seventh month one is wow.

[01:12:45] [SPEAKER_02]: And fencing. Is that smart?

[01:12:48] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know about that.

[01:12:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'm assuming her doctor approved of it.

[01:12:53] [SPEAKER_02]: She would have to.

[01:12:55] [SPEAKER_04]: And I. Yeah, OK.

[01:12:57] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm just still like.

[01:12:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I know. I get what you're saying.

[01:12:59] [SPEAKER_02]: There's swords involved and but I think there's a lot of protective wear and fencing.

[01:13:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Right?

[01:13:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. Yeah.

[01:13:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you can sit down and logically explain it to me,

[01:13:13] [SPEAKER_04]: but I'm still going to just be shaking my head the whole time.

[01:13:16] [SPEAKER_02]: As a parent, I know you want to. Me too.

[01:13:19] [SPEAKER_04]: But I mean, OK.

[01:13:21] [SPEAKER_04]: So five weeks.

[01:13:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it's like women can do anything.

[01:13:24] [SPEAKER_02]: But there's also I get what you're saying.

[01:13:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Or it's like, maybe not OK.

[01:13:28] [SPEAKER_02]: But I mean, I'm assuming she had to have a doctor's approval.

[01:13:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:13:32] [SPEAKER_02]: And more beyond a doctor's approval that, you know,

[01:13:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure there is a lot of different levels of approval.

[01:13:41] [SPEAKER_02]: This was OK. So they're the experts.

[01:13:44] [SPEAKER_02]: So good for her.

[01:13:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. Good.

[01:13:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Awesome.

[01:13:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Did she win?

[01:13:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[01:13:55] [SPEAKER_04]: No, she was on the podium.

[01:13:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. Oh, cool. Awesome.

[01:13:59] [SPEAKER_02]: All right. I love this.

[01:14:01] [SPEAKER_02]: OK. All right.

[01:14:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's see. My next point.

[01:14:15] [SPEAKER_02]: We kind of already went over covid.

[01:14:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Olympics.

[01:14:21] [SPEAKER_02]: But I guess.

[01:14:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Could you imagine you couldn't compete because you got covid?

[01:14:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, that would suck.

[01:14:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[01:14:32] [SPEAKER_02]: They're also like super careful or most of them.

[01:14:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:14:37] [SPEAKER_02]: All that work and then heartbreaking.

[01:14:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:14:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's see. We already kind of went over that, though.

[01:14:46] [SPEAKER_02]: So oh, here's a fun one.

[01:14:48] [SPEAKER_02]: So everyone downloads all the hookup apps for like two weeks.

[01:14:52] [SPEAKER_02]: If we're staying in the village.

[01:14:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, sure. Yeah.

[01:14:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Mm hmm.

[01:14:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. So it's like just like ping, ping, ping, ping.

[01:15:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Just going off.

[01:15:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. Everybody's phones just.

[01:15:06] [SPEAKER_02]: And so apparently in 2012, the Grindr app crashed at the Olympic

[01:15:10] [SPEAKER_02]: village.

[01:15:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Nice.

[01:15:14] [SPEAKER_02]: It was so popular that it just yeah, I couldn't handle it.

[01:15:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Grindr not even like Tinder.

[01:15:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, OK, get it guys.

[01:15:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I guess it crashed at the RNC as well this year.

[01:15:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yes, I did hear this.

[01:15:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Not just the Olympians.

[01:15:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Love this.

[01:15:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess with that being said, you do get a partner pass to bring your

[01:15:43] [SPEAKER_02]: loved one into the village for some private time if you wish.

[01:15:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Nice.

[01:15:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Sort of like a conjugal visit.

[01:15:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Visit, if you will.

[01:15:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't talk today.

[01:15:51] [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, some visit.

[01:15:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[01:15:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:15:55] [SPEAKER_04]: So you can invite your spouse to the orgy.

[01:15:58] [SPEAKER_02]: If you want.

[01:16:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Some private time.

[01:16:04] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a yeah.

[01:16:05] [SPEAKER_04]: You got to celebrate.

[01:16:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:16:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Speaking of which, there were seven proposals at the Paris

[01:16:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Olympics this year and two were rowing.

[01:16:19] [SPEAKER_02]: So like athletes, athletes, like during the performance of the

[01:16:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Olympics or like in the village or it didn't go into that much

[01:16:30] [SPEAKER_04]: detail, but it said that two were at events.

[01:16:32] [SPEAKER_04]: So I don't know.

[01:16:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't imagine that they were like on like a podium or something.

[01:16:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[01:16:37] [SPEAKER_04]: They were at the event.

[01:16:38] [SPEAKER_02]: That's cool.

[01:16:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I didn't see this.

[01:16:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Let me good proposal.

[01:16:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:16:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Apparently was a record for the Olympics.

[01:16:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's cool.

[01:16:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I like that.

[01:16:50] That's special.

[01:16:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Shout out to Danny who proposed to me in a snowbank.

[01:16:56] [SPEAKER_02]: It was the best.

[01:16:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I loved it.

[01:16:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess I'll tell the story.

[01:17:00] [SPEAKER_02]: We were at a restaurant on our anniversary and he was acting

[01:17:05] [SPEAKER_02]: super weird the entire dinner time in the restaurant.

[01:17:09] [SPEAKER_02]: He kept looking around like everywhere.

[01:17:11] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, what are you looking at?

[01:17:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Come to find out he was trying to find the perfect spot to propose in

[01:17:16] [SPEAKER_02]: the restaurant after dinner.

[01:17:18] [SPEAKER_02]: But like this server, like the host like seated us next to the

[01:17:22] [SPEAKER_02]: bathrooms and he's like, this is not romantic.

[01:17:27] [SPEAKER_02]: And so and then like we were sat at this like super small table

[01:17:32] [SPEAKER_02]: and there was not enough room in between the tables next to us.

[01:17:35] [SPEAKER_02]: So it was not a room for him kneel down.

[01:17:37] [SPEAKER_02]: It was like all nervous the entire meal.

[01:17:40] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, what is going on? Are you okay?

[01:17:42] [SPEAKER_02]: And like and so he like we paid for the meal and like went outside

[01:17:48] [SPEAKER_02]: and then we got to the car.

[01:17:49] [SPEAKER_02]: It was the middle of winter.

[01:17:50] [SPEAKER_02]: So there's a huge snowbank like in the from the snowplow

[01:17:54] [SPEAKER_02]: in the parking lot.

[01:17:55] [SPEAKER_02]: And he is just like, I guess is it.

[01:17:59] [SPEAKER_02]: So he knelt down in the snowbank.

[01:18:03] [SPEAKER_04]: That's great.

[01:18:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I loved it.

[01:18:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Love you, Danny.

[01:18:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Happy anniversary, by the way, honey.

[01:18:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Was there anniversary?

[01:18:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.

[01:18:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, that was a good tangent.

[01:18:20] [SPEAKER_02]: So, oh, yeah, speaking of partners, you're so obviously you're

[01:18:25] [SPEAKER_02]: not allowed to room with your partner, right?

[01:18:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Even if you're married in the village.

[01:18:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's see.

[01:18:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you do?

[01:18:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Do go ahead.

[01:18:38] [SPEAKER_02]: You go next.

[01:18:39] [SPEAKER_02]: If you have more.

[01:18:42] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't really have any more common practices.

[01:18:45] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, I just found another one.

[01:18:48] [SPEAKER_02]: So staff in the village.

[01:18:51] [SPEAKER_02]: So I read some things of anonymous interviews from staff members

[01:18:56] [SPEAKER_02]: who work in the village and they've seen some stuff.

[01:19:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, people hooking up will ask for more towels, water,

[01:19:06] [SPEAKER_02]: anything like that, during the hookup in their room.

[01:19:09] [SPEAKER_02]: And staff have many times walked in to deliver said towels or

[01:19:14] [SPEAKER_02]: whatever they requested to see them actively having sex.

[01:19:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, wow.

[01:19:20] [SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, so maybe there's some exhibitionist athletes.

[01:19:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, come on in.

[01:19:28] [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, just put them right down there.

[01:19:30] Right.

[01:19:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Actually, can you hand me that towel?

[01:19:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.

[01:19:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Thanks, coach.

[01:19:35] What?

[01:19:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I guess it makes sense.

[01:19:39] [SPEAKER_02]: They're already like used to literally the entire world watching them

[01:19:43] [SPEAKER_02]: perform in the Olympics.

[01:19:46] [SPEAKER_02]: How is this any different?

[01:19:49] [SPEAKER_02]: So I thought that was funny.

[01:19:52] [SPEAKER_04]: If I was a staff member, I would hold up a scorecard when I left.

[01:19:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Judge it one out of ten.

[01:20:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Hold out gold medals, bronze.

[01:20:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Good job.

[01:20:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Toss it to them and leave.

[01:20:08] [SPEAKER_02]: I give you an eight point five.

[01:20:15] [SPEAKER_04]: That was a golf club that wasn't supposed to be something else.

[01:20:21] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't even think of that.

[01:20:23] [SPEAKER_04]: And then like after this, it's like, oh, no, that could have been

[01:20:30] misinterpreted.

[01:20:35] [SPEAKER_02]: But here it is.

[01:20:36] [SPEAKER_02]: The Google.

[01:20:36] [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm going to continue.

[01:20:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Keep going, Kitty.

[01:20:39] [SPEAKER_02]: You can do it.

[01:20:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Another staff.

[01:20:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[01:20:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Another note about the staff.

[01:20:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Some do participate in the sex campaigns.

[01:20:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I did.

[01:20:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I did read that as well.

[01:20:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:20:52] [SPEAKER_04]: The condoms are not just for the good for you staff members.

[01:20:56] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, a lot of people live in that village.

[01:20:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:20:58] [SPEAKER_02]: So it makes sense because like as far as rumors go, like athlete, I'm sure

[01:21:02] [SPEAKER_02]: athletes amongst athletes, like know the dirty like details.

[01:21:06] [SPEAKER_02]: But if you're a staff member, it's kind of sets you outside of it.

[01:21:10] [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm sure they get a lot of action.

[01:21:12] [SPEAKER_02]: It's kind of like, yeah.

[01:21:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And don't forget the coaches, the trainer.

[01:21:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I didn't even think of that.

[01:21:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.

[01:21:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, wow.

[01:21:21] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a lot of people in that village.

[01:21:23] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't even think.

[01:21:24] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't even think.

[01:21:25] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't even know that the coaches lived there, too.

[01:21:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Everybody lives.

[01:21:27] [SPEAKER_02]: The whole team lives there.

[01:21:29] [SPEAKER_02]: The team?

[01:21:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I didn't realize the coaches and everything did too.

[01:21:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.

[01:21:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe that's probably why everything is so secretive.

[01:21:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't let coach see we're not supposed to be doing this.

[01:21:40] [SPEAKER_04]: What are you guys doing in there?

[01:21:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Nothing.

[01:21:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Practicing.

[01:21:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Practicing what?

[01:21:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's a condom.

[01:21:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Be safe.

[01:21:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Pierre, you are a pole vaudeville.

[01:21:51] [SPEAKER_02]: You cannot practice in your room.

[01:21:56] [SPEAKER_02]: I want to make a really dirty joke.

[01:21:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe if you were to practice before that wouldn't have happened.

[01:22:06] [SPEAKER_02]: That coach maybe should have let him have this escapades before.

[01:22:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Should have stretched out.

[01:22:18] [SPEAKER_02]: He's going to get sued as a coach.

[01:22:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Tell me I couldn't do it.

[01:22:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Like what happened?

[01:22:27] [SPEAKER_01]: That's awful.

[01:22:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my goodness.

[01:22:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't even drink to that.

[01:22:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[01:22:31] [SPEAKER_04]: You could definitely be an Olympic coach.

[01:22:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my God.

[01:22:37] [SPEAKER_04]: I got hired so fast.

[01:22:41] [SPEAKER_02]: All right, should we move on to media and pop culture?

[01:22:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[01:22:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my goodness.

[01:22:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Snoop Dogg!

[01:22:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.

[01:22:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Hell yeah.

[01:22:50] [SPEAKER_04]: He was everywhere.

[01:22:51] [SPEAKER_02]: That was great.

[01:22:53] [SPEAKER_02]: So lighting and carrying the torch.

[01:22:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, okay.

[01:22:58] [SPEAKER_02]: So I know the torch looks different every Olympics.

[01:23:02] Mm-hmm.

[01:23:04] [SPEAKER_02]: This one looked like a joint.

[01:23:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.

[01:23:07] [SPEAKER_02]: And hell yeah.

[01:23:08] [SPEAKER_02]: You notice it?

[01:23:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure everybody did.

[01:23:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I think it was on purpose for sure.

[01:23:12] [SPEAKER_02]: And I loved it.

[01:23:12] [SPEAKER_04]: It wasn't like, it was like a fat joint.

[01:23:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes!

[01:23:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I loved it so much.

[01:23:21] [SPEAKER_02]: The opening ceremony.

[01:23:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Did you watch it?

[01:23:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.

[01:23:25] [SPEAKER_02]: I love the like Bellagio like fountains in the water.

[01:23:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I loved it going down the river.

[01:23:30] [SPEAKER_04]: That was so cool.

[01:23:31] [SPEAKER_04]: That was cool.

[01:23:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I thought that was awesome.

[01:23:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[01:23:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Love that.

[01:23:35] [SPEAKER_04]: All of the pyrotechnics.

[01:23:37] [SPEAKER_04]: I loved, what was that dude?

[01:23:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Assassin's Creed looking guy with the torch.

[01:23:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[01:23:43] [SPEAKER_04]: He was so cool.

[01:23:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[01:23:45] [SPEAKER_04]: So apparently he was like a conglomeration of like the man in the iron mask, the fandom

[01:23:52] [SPEAKER_04]: of the opera.

[01:23:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:23:55] [SPEAKER_04]: And Ezio from Assassin's Creed.

[01:23:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[01:24:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.

[01:24:01] [SPEAKER_04]: He was pretty cool.

[01:24:03] [SPEAKER_02]: The one, the runway on the bridge.

[01:24:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that was awesome.

[01:24:06] [SPEAKER_04]: It was so cool.

[01:24:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Playing mojo lady.

[01:24:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[01:24:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[01:24:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Chune, absolute chune.

[01:24:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I loved it.

[01:24:13] [SPEAKER_02]: All the drag queen models and everything.

[01:24:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.

[01:24:16] [SPEAKER_02]: It's so good.

[01:24:17] [SPEAKER_04]: There were the BMX skateboarders and dancers.

[01:24:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, that was so cool too.

[01:24:22] [SPEAKER_02]: It was a good opening.

[01:24:24] [SPEAKER_04]: I liked it.

[01:24:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Like all the pyrotechnics on the Eiffel Tower were cool.

[01:24:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[01:24:30] [SPEAKER_02]: The laser show on the Eiffel Tower.

[01:24:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Everything.

[01:24:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, when the float, when they sang John Lennon's Imagine.

[01:24:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.

[01:24:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I shed a tear.

[01:24:44] [SPEAKER_04]: That was great.

[01:24:44] [SPEAKER_02]: It was not the first time they sang it at the Olympics, the opening ceremony.

[01:24:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Apparently it's a common thing, but I'm going to cry every time.

[01:24:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:24:53] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a perfect song for the Olympics.

[01:24:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.

[01:24:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, okay.

[01:24:56] [SPEAKER_04]: So jumping back to history, there was a truce that would go out to all of the

[01:25:02] [SPEAKER_04]: countries that were competing in the Olympics because some of them were at war with each

[01:25:07] [SPEAKER_04]: other.

[01:25:07] [SPEAKER_04]: They would declare a truce for the Olympics.

[01:25:10] [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't know this.

[01:25:11] [SPEAKER_04]: And that tradition continues today.

[01:25:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:25:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[01:25:16] [SPEAKER_02]: That's beautiful.

[01:25:18] [SPEAKER_02]: That's seriously the perfect song for this.

[01:25:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Mm hmm.

[01:25:22] [SPEAKER_02]: And see who else did they have?

[01:25:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Billy Eilish, Red Hot Chili Peppers.

[01:25:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, those were, they were in the closing ceremony.

[01:25:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.

[01:25:30] [SPEAKER_02]: We're still in opening.

[01:25:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.

[01:25:32] [SPEAKER_02]: So that's Lady Gaga.

[01:25:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.

[01:25:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Lady Gaga was awesome.

[01:25:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Celine Dion.

[01:25:38] [SPEAKER_04]: She was incredible.

[01:25:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[01:25:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my God.

[01:25:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Every time without fail.

[01:25:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:25:43] [SPEAKER_04]: And she had just come off or I think she's still dealing with an illness.

[01:25:49] [SPEAKER_00]: Is she?

[01:25:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:25:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:25:50] [SPEAKER_04]: So it was a big deal for her to be back.

[01:25:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[01:25:53] [SPEAKER_04]: She was back with a vengeance.

[01:25:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my goodness.

[01:25:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:25:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, she did amazing.

[01:25:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Philippe Katerine.

[01:26:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[01:26:02] [SPEAKER_04]: The big blue guy.

[01:26:06] [SPEAKER_04]: He was.

[01:26:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yes.

[01:26:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[01:26:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[01:26:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.

[01:26:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:26:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh man.

[01:26:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[01:26:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Go ahead.

[01:26:12] [SPEAKER_04]: So he was Dionysus, the Greek god of wine and festivity, not Jesus as many conservatives

[01:26:22] [SPEAKER_04]: mistook him for.

[01:26:25] [SPEAKER_04]: And also wrote angry letters about because they dumb.

[01:26:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[01:26:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Not everything's all about you.

[01:26:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:26:32] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not about you.

[01:26:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Calm down.

[01:26:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Other things exist.

[01:26:36] [SPEAKER_04]: So being that the Olympics are a pagan ritual, let's like get our history straight here.

[01:26:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:26:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Having the Greek god of wine and festivity at the opening ceremonies is totally appropriate.

[01:26:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.

[01:26:51] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like, Hey, we're all here to have fun.

[01:26:53] [SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, a hundred percent.

[01:26:55] [SPEAKER_04]: And the theme of the opening ceremonies was a celebration of love and inclusion.

[01:27:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[01:27:01] [SPEAKER_04]: So nailed it.

[01:27:04] [SPEAKER_00]: And guess what?

[01:27:04] [SPEAKER_00]: Surprise, surprise.

[01:27:05] [SPEAKER_00]: A lot of religions come from paganism.

[01:27:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Calm down.

[01:27:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.

[01:27:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and the giant, we talked about hot air balloons.

[01:27:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.

[01:27:17] [SPEAKER_02]: That was so cool.

[01:27:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Lighting the Olympic flame.

[01:27:20] [SPEAKER_02]: That was.

[01:27:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:27:21] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't get that.

[01:27:22] [SPEAKER_04]: That was going to be what was lit up.

[01:27:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[01:27:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Me either.

[01:27:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:27:25] [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, Oh my God.

[01:27:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[01:27:27] [SPEAKER_04]: That was pretty cool.

[01:27:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Went up to the air.

[01:27:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Like, wow.

[01:27:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Because usually it's like just kind of a boring cauldron.

[01:27:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[01:27:35] [SPEAKER_02]: This is a very good opening ceremony.

[01:27:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I was impressed.

[01:27:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[01:27:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I was very impressed.

[01:27:41] [SPEAKER_02]: And then the closing ceremony.

[01:27:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:27:44] [SPEAKER_04]: They were crazy happy coming out.

[01:27:48] [SPEAKER_04]: The athletes coming out for their parade, they were just like, whoo, we got some.

[01:27:56] [SPEAKER_04]: And after this, we're going to get some more.

[01:27:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Right?

[01:27:59] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like the after after party.

[01:28:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Definitely the grins on their faces were like, what was that song?

[01:28:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I just had sex.

[01:28:11] [SPEAKER_04]: It was so obvious.

[01:28:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[01:28:13] [SPEAKER_02]: They're like on each other's shoulders, like parading around like, yeah.

[01:28:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Good for you guys.

[01:28:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Are they going to hook up on the floor?

[01:28:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I know.

[01:28:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Like are we about to see an orgy?

[01:28:22] [SPEAKER_02]: What's going on?

[01:28:26] [SPEAKER_04]: And the music was great.

[01:28:27] [SPEAKER_04]: They had, well, they had Phoenix.

[01:28:31] [SPEAKER_04]: They had a bunch of cameos.

[01:28:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Who did they do?

[01:28:32] [SPEAKER_04]: to have.

[01:28:36] [SPEAKER_02]: For music?

[01:28:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:28:38] [SPEAKER_02]: They had red hot chili peppers, right?

[01:28:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[01:28:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Chili peppers, Billie Eilish.

[01:28:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I do take one issue with this, though.

[01:28:52] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, what?

[01:28:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't watch the whole thing.

[01:28:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I just watched the highlights.

[01:28:55] [SPEAKER_04]: How we transition from France to L.A. was sort of

[01:29:01] [SPEAKER_04]: over the top American cringe.

[01:29:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I didn't see the full thing is like I said, I just watched a quick

[01:29:09] [SPEAKER_02]: highlights of the closing ceremony, but I was like, really?

[01:29:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Sixty one year old Tom Cruise repels into the stadium, gets on a motorcycle,

[01:29:20] [SPEAKER_04]: then takes the torch to a C-130 cargo plane,

[01:29:27] [SPEAKER_04]: flies to L.A., parachutes out of said cargo plane.

[01:29:33] [SPEAKER_02]: It's so stupid.

[01:29:35] [SPEAKER_02]: This is literally my next notice, Tom Cruise.

[01:29:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:29:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm convinced he's trying to kill himself in a stunt for the the insurance money.

[01:29:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. It was it looks so fake.

[01:29:47] [SPEAKER_02]: It was just.

[01:29:50] [SPEAKER_04]: It was real.

[01:29:51] [SPEAKER_04]: It was very real because I saw his very old flappy skin

[01:29:56] [SPEAKER_04]: flapping in the wind when he was in the air.

[01:29:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my God.

[01:30:00] [SPEAKER_02]: It's we went from amazing Paris to just cringe.

[01:30:07] [SPEAKER_02]: L.A.

[01:30:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Just how embarrassing for.

[01:30:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. And so he perished.

[01:30:12] [SPEAKER_02]: As if we're not embarrassed enough to be Americans.

[01:30:15] [SPEAKER_02]: God damn it.

[01:30:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Here we go.

[01:30:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, we got four years to recover from this.

[01:30:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Mission Impossible 12.

[01:30:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Now it's impossible.

[01:30:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I did love Billie Eilish, though.

[01:30:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, that was good.

[01:30:30] [SPEAKER_02]: She was dope. Absolutely.

[01:30:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Do you have any more?

[01:30:35] [SPEAKER_04]: So there was that whole sci fi theme with the spaceman.

[01:30:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. And I didn't really understand it when I was watching it.

[01:30:43] [SPEAKER_04]: So I had to read about it.

[01:30:45] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, I was watching this when you were headed over here and.

[01:30:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, I don't know, just getting stuff ready

[01:30:53] [SPEAKER_02]: and I didn't really I saw something about it.

[01:30:55] [SPEAKER_04]: So, yeah, please read. OK, so

[01:30:58] [SPEAKER_04]: the Voyager space probe that was sent down in the 70s

[01:31:02] [SPEAKER_04]: has this golden record that has like

[01:31:06] [SPEAKER_04]: it has like jazz or blues or something.

[01:31:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't remember who's on it. I should know that.

[01:31:11] [SPEAKER_04]: But on the other side, it's got instructions on how to contact us.

[01:31:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe not the smartest thing to say down.

[01:31:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know. Just me.

[01:31:19] [SPEAKER_04]: But that record, that golden record was created in France.

[01:31:22] [SPEAKER_04]: OK, so they sort of did that as the theme.

[01:31:27] [SPEAKER_04]: This spaceman who found

[01:31:30] [SPEAKER_04]: the instructions comes to Earth years later.

[01:31:33] [SPEAKER_04]: He lands and discovers artifacts of

[01:31:38] [SPEAKER_04]: the Olympics and gets it going again.

[01:31:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Is that what it was all about?

[01:31:42] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what it was all about. OK.

[01:31:43] [SPEAKER_04]: And so he starts the Olympics again.

[01:31:46] [SPEAKER_04]: But the message was to raise awareness about

[01:31:52] [SPEAKER_04]: our our fragile world that we need to preserve because we could lose.

[01:31:57] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, everything and the Olympics.

[01:32:00] [SPEAKER_04]: What messages? What's what we need to like protect the planet?

[01:32:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but something happened where the Olympics went away

[01:32:08] [SPEAKER_02]: and then he found this.

[01:32:09] [SPEAKER_02]: And so what message is that sending to our future?

[01:32:13] [SPEAKER_02]: So what's happening?

[01:32:14] [SPEAKER_04]: We fucked up.

[01:32:17] [SPEAKER_02]: They're giving us a warning.

[01:32:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Oops. Subliminal messaging.

[01:32:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they're just preparing us.

[01:32:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. Well.

[01:32:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, boy.

[01:32:34] [SPEAKER_02]: That's kind of creepy.

[01:32:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's like the Simpsons.

[01:32:37] [SPEAKER_02]: They warned you. Yeah.

[01:32:39] [SPEAKER_04]: So like the opening ceremonies were about like love and inclusion.

[01:32:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the closing ceremonies were about the end.

[01:32:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Get ready.

[01:32:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Prepare.

[01:32:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's see.

[01:32:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Um, so final thoughts.

[01:33:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Are there any sports?

[01:33:03] [SPEAKER_02]: That you wish were in the Olympics, but aren't.

[01:33:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you want me to go first? What do you think?

[01:33:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't have to think I know. Oh, I already know.

[01:33:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Go ahead. Auto racing.

[01:33:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you would be in it.

[01:33:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I would be in it.

[01:33:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I would be I would be in it.

[01:33:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I would represent my country.

[01:33:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm so sorry, Lisa.

[01:33:23] [SPEAKER_02]: He's going to be practicing now forever.

[01:33:27] [SPEAKER_04]: And if I don't represent the United States, then I'll create my own country.

[01:33:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[01:33:33] [SPEAKER_02]: You're going to start a petition at fun racing in the Olympics.

[01:33:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, we can do break dancing.

[01:33:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Why is it going to come back?

[01:33:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Because I heard rumors that it wasn't.

[01:33:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I heard it wasn't either.

[01:33:46] [SPEAKER_02]: So petition replace it with racing. Yeah.

[01:33:50] [SPEAKER_04]: And and I'm going to get Ray Gun as my title sponsor in my car.

[01:33:55] [SPEAKER_04]: To Ray Gun Racing.

[01:33:56] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll be well, I'll be like sitting on standing on the side

[01:34:00] [SPEAKER_02]: cheering you on with our ray gun martini prosecco.

[01:34:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. Life saver gummy drinks.

[01:34:07] [SPEAKER_04]: They're going to. Why is that a Reagan?

[01:34:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Don't worry about it.

[01:34:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't worry about it. If you know, you know.

[01:34:12] [SPEAKER_04]: What's what's your sport?

[01:34:15] [SPEAKER_02]: So I have a few.

[01:34:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Actually, I have a lot of marching bands.

[01:34:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, like the really cool ones.

[01:34:23] [SPEAKER_02]: They see it like halftime at football games or they make all the cool patterns

[01:34:27] [SPEAKER_02]: like marching around and like they make like the scenes and like the,

[01:34:32] [SPEAKER_04]: you know, I'm saying those are hugely competitive.

[01:34:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. Perfect for the Olympics.

[01:34:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Wouldn't that be cool?

[01:34:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I can't imagine the stuff they would come up with for the Olympics for that.

[01:34:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you're judging them on the marching.

[01:34:42] [SPEAKER_04]: You're judging them on the musicality and

[01:34:46] [SPEAKER_02]: the patterns that they're forming.

[01:34:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Like you've seen all the crazy like.

[01:34:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Scenes that they create takes precision.

[01:34:53] [SPEAKER_02]: It they take up an entire football field, creating all these weird like.

[01:34:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, very cool.

[01:34:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I think that'd be awesome.

[01:35:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Well. Danny had a couple that he wanted to say cheerleading.

[01:35:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah. It should be. Absolutely.

[01:35:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Mm hmm. And Danny also said, I feel like we would

[01:35:12] [SPEAKER_04]: the United States have a very large advantage on that one, though.

[01:35:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Probably. I don't think there's a lot of cheerleading in like Japan.

[01:35:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Is there? I don't think they did.

[01:35:22] [SPEAKER_00]: Is it mostly a U.S. thing?

[01:35:24] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not sure.

[01:35:24] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I don't think that the Brits do it.

[01:35:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't see them like.

[01:35:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I you went to SESC, I want to, you know,

[01:35:32] [SPEAKER_04]: like they're not doing that on the sidelines.

[01:35:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Is it? There might be. I'm not sure.

[01:35:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess I don't know.

[01:35:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I my mind only goes to the movie Bring It On.

[01:35:41] [SPEAKER_02]: So right. I guess I don't know.

[01:35:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not.

[01:35:44] [SPEAKER_02]: And the cheer community, I don't know.

[01:35:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Like Manchester United doesn't have like.

[01:35:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Is there there might be.

[01:35:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I want to look this up now.

[01:35:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Why wouldn't there be?

[01:35:53] [SPEAKER_04]: I think they just throw beer bottles.

[01:35:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Is it just a U.S. thing where we're just so.

[01:35:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like they have fights like people killed in the stands

[01:36:01] [SPEAKER_04]: at like football matches around the world.

[01:36:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Like it's different.

[01:36:04] [SPEAKER_02]: It's different.

[01:36:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I want to look this up now.

[01:36:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Is there cheerleading besides?

[01:36:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure in my mind, I want to think that there is.

[01:36:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Or is the U.S. just so I like.

[01:36:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I like where you're going with this, too,

[01:36:20] [SPEAKER_04]: because if there was like an international

[01:36:22] [SPEAKER_04]: sequel to Bring It On, I know we're like the different countries.

[01:36:26] [SPEAKER_04]: They have their different like like styles.

[01:36:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[01:36:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Like the French teams are all mimes or something.

[01:36:33] [SPEAKER_01]: And then how do you?

[01:36:36] [SPEAKER_04]: The Scandinavians are like.

[01:36:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, on ice.

[01:36:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[01:36:41] [SPEAKER_02]: And then how do you judge that equally between the different styles?

[01:36:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[01:36:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's Bring It On because it's not going to be equal.

[01:36:48] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just going to, you know.

[01:36:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.

[01:36:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Where am I going? Oh, no.

[01:36:53] [SPEAKER_01]: This is awful.

[01:36:54] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just going to it's going to be really about learning a lesson at the end.

[01:36:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I could.

[01:37:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my goodness.

[01:37:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Now, I'm like super curious now if there's cheerleading besides outside of the.

[01:37:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Am I just so I don't know?

[01:37:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[01:37:10] [SPEAKER_04]: We're going to get down to the bottom.

[01:37:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I've never been exposed to it.

[01:37:12] [SPEAKER_02]: If there is, I want to I want to learn, please.

[01:37:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I could see Australia doing it.

[01:37:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:37:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Ray God.

[01:37:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry.

[01:37:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Are you going to move on before I take myself a whole OK.

[01:37:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Drone racing.

[01:37:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yes. I'd be super down.

[01:37:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you want to be cool?

[01:37:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

[01:37:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Now there's a obstacle course swimming.

[01:37:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Obstacle course swimming.

[01:37:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. I wasn't that was a turn I wasn't expecting.

[01:37:42] [SPEAKER_02]: So like.

[01:37:44] [SPEAKER_02]: There's obstacle courses in the pool and you'd have to race

[01:37:48] [SPEAKER_02]: this show, wipe out on ABC.

[01:37:52] [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I was thinking.

[01:37:53] [SPEAKER_02]: It sounds so cool.

[01:37:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, on that note, Ninja Warrior would be right.

[01:37:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. Laser tag is another one I had.

[01:38:01] [SPEAKER_02]: That'd be awesome.

[01:38:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Hide and seek.

[01:38:07] [SPEAKER_02]: This is like the.

[01:38:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I was thinking about like the Vegas vacation,

[01:38:11] [SPEAKER_02]: the cheap casino of like we're playing heads versus tails or pick

[01:38:16] [SPEAKER_02]: a number one through 10 hide and seek.

[01:38:18] [SPEAKER_02]: But OK, hear me out.

[01:38:20] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, could you imagine like the skill?

[01:38:23] [SPEAKER_02]: They put you in a room, a large room with all these like.

[01:38:27] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know boxes and like ledges and stuff.

[01:38:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Furniture. Yes.

[01:38:33] [SPEAKER_02]: The amount of strength

[01:38:36] [SPEAKER_02]: and ability you'd have to have to hide in these places and not be found.

[01:38:42] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like in those scenes in movies where the person is like

[01:38:46] [SPEAKER_02]: they crawled up to the ceiling and they're like spread their arms

[01:38:49] [SPEAKER_02]: and legs and they're hiding up in the ceiling and like,

[01:38:52] [SPEAKER_02]: could you imagine the strength you'd have to do that?

[01:38:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, that's what I'm on.

[01:38:56] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm on it. I'm on it.

[01:38:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Like if you I got like three level designed in my head.

[01:39:02] [SPEAKER_02]: They release like two teams into a large room with all these like things

[01:39:06] [SPEAKER_02]: set up ledges and couches, furniture, large boxes, whatever.

[01:39:10] [SPEAKER_04]: And us as an audience, we're watching.

[01:39:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. Pop down.

[01:39:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. And they can't hear us because we can't get them clues.

[01:39:16] [SPEAKER_02]: And like and like they have like five minutes to hide.

[01:39:21] [SPEAKER_02]: And then they release the seekers and like, yes.

[01:39:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, right. I just got goose bumps.

[01:39:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I know. And then they release the seekers.

[01:39:30] [SPEAKER_02]: And then like if you can't be found within a certain amount of time,

[01:39:34] [SPEAKER_02]: you get get points for your team.

[01:39:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, oh my God.

[01:39:38] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm imagining like whispering commentators.

[01:39:41] [SPEAKER_04]: The seekers have moved into the second room.

[01:39:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[01:39:44] [SPEAKER_02]: How cool that be? I've goosebumps now too.

[01:39:47] [SPEAKER_02]: I would love this.

[01:39:49] [SPEAKER_02]: I would. Oh my God, I would love this.

[01:39:51] [SPEAKER_02]: The amount of skill that you would have to have to ability and like the strength

[01:39:55] [SPEAKER_02]: to hide in a certain like tucked in corner somewhere to not be found.

[01:40:00] [SPEAKER_02]: And the mind to think like they're not going to find me here.

[01:40:04] [SPEAKER_02]: It goes beyond strength ability.

[01:40:06] [SPEAKER_02]: It's also mind games of like they're going to they're going to look here

[01:40:10] [SPEAKER_02]: first. So I'm going to go over here or like, yeah, yeah.

[01:40:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God. There's so much to it.

[01:40:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I want this to be or you're like double negative.

[01:40:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Right. Reverse psychology.

[01:40:22] [SPEAKER_04]: I have to go to the obvious. Yeah, because they won't check that for.

[01:40:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Right. Like there's so there's so many things I would love to watch.

[01:40:28] [SPEAKER_02]: And like a very advanced, like professional hide and seek Olympic game.

[01:40:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Can we call it hiders versus seeker?

[01:40:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. And then they swap teams.

[01:40:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Then the hiders become the seekers and like, oh, it was so fun.

[01:40:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Like the most basic of games can be so competitive if you really think about it.

[01:40:49] [SPEAKER_04]: This season after BattleBots, BattleBots,

[01:40:54] [SPEAKER_02]: drone racing, BattleBots, now the hiders and seekers.

[01:40:58] [SPEAKER_04]: We don't need the Olympics. We got our own games.

[01:41:00] [SPEAKER_02]: See, this is what I'm saying.

[01:41:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I would love like to go to the Vegas vacation sheep casino.

[01:41:04] [SPEAKER_02]: This sounds so much more fun than like we're playing poker.

[01:41:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Like that's so basic. Let's let's like spice it up.

[01:41:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there's way more into the card game more than you think.

[01:41:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Or like. Heads versus tails.

[01:41:21] [SPEAKER_02]: That's awesome. Pick a number one through 10.

[01:41:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I would put cornhole in the Olympics.

[01:41:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, corn is getting really popular. Yeah.

[01:41:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Danny's brother. Yeah. Brother-in-law and sister-in-law are like super into

[01:41:36] [SPEAKER_02]: cornhole. They go to competitions. They compete for money. Yeah.

[01:41:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Do they have orgies at those? I don't know.

[01:41:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Shout out David and Lonnie, please let me know what's going on.

[01:41:49] [SPEAKER_04]: They're hooking up going home.

[01:41:51] [SPEAKER_02]: They're always drinking.

[01:41:51] [SPEAKER_02]: They're always drinking white clothes in the car before they compete.

[01:41:54] [SPEAKER_02]: So I don't know. OK, well, that's a party.

[01:41:55] [SPEAKER_02]: That's it's a party.

[01:41:59] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, not everybody was invited to the the Olympic Party.

[01:42:05] [SPEAKER_02]: What do you mean?

[01:42:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Luana Alonso, did you hear about Luana Alonso of Paraguay?

[01:42:11] [SPEAKER_04]: She was kicked out of the Olympic village for inappropriate behavior.

[01:42:14] [SPEAKER_02]: What was their inappropriate behavior?

[01:42:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Apparently she was just walking around in almost nothing.

[01:42:24] [SPEAKER_04]: And trying to.

[01:42:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Say no more. Well,

[01:42:32] [SPEAKER_04]: she was distracting is what the official statement was.

[01:42:35] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, wait, was this like a she's an influencer.

[01:42:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Was this it? Oh, oh, I'm going to say I don't even know who this is.

[01:42:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, she's a swimmer, but she's also an influencer.

[01:42:46] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, was this a strategy move

[01:42:52] [SPEAKER_02]: to distract her?

[01:42:54] [SPEAKER_04]: It could have been. It could have been.

[01:42:57] [SPEAKER_04]: She didn't do that well, though.

[01:43:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe that's why she had to distract.

[01:43:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, maybe. Sorry.

[01:43:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I mean, smart if that's OK.

[01:43:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Reagan, take notes. Yeah, Reagan.

[01:43:11] [SPEAKER_04]: You got to spice it up a little bit.

[01:43:15] [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, they told her they basically kicked her out

[01:43:18] [SPEAKER_04]: and told her to move into a hotel.

[01:43:20] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, so she didn't kicked out of competing in the Olympics.

[01:43:24] [SPEAKER_04]: She got kicked out of the village.

[01:43:25] [SPEAKER_04]: OK, just the Olympic village.

[01:43:28] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, I think it was a distraction move trying to.

[01:43:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, she was not wearing the team kit.

[01:43:35] [SPEAKER_04]: She was wearing, quote, inappropriate.

[01:43:37] [SPEAKER_02]: She wasn't wearing anything.

[01:43:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so there's a level of decorum, apparently.

[01:43:46] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, I see. Yeah.

[01:43:48] [SPEAKER_04]: If you want to stick around.

[01:43:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I have more sports.

[01:43:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Give me the what else? Yeah.

[01:43:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Backwards running.

[01:43:59] Backwards running.

[01:44:01] [SPEAKER_04]: So that seems like it would be so funny to watch. Right.

[01:44:06] [SPEAKER_02]: See, the most simple ones are actually like the best.

[01:44:11] [SPEAKER_04]: That's that that sounds like a three legged race.

[01:44:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Right. Oh, that'd be great.

[01:44:18] [SPEAKER_02]: See, I want the Olympic games I want. Yeah.

[01:44:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Potato sack.

[01:44:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. Is that what it was called?

[01:44:27] [SPEAKER_04]: A potato sack.

[01:44:30] [SPEAKER_02]: That would be hilarious.

[01:44:33] [SPEAKER_02]: So good.

[01:44:35] [SPEAKER_04]: You're being deprived.

[01:44:37] [SPEAKER_02]: The amount of sponsors for potato companies you would get.

[01:44:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[01:44:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Idaho. What else?

[01:44:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Russ, I don't know.

[01:44:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, oh, OK. So

[01:44:50] [SPEAKER_01]: golden little golden potato company or whatever. Yeah.

[01:44:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Adorable.

[01:44:56] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you just stick a logo on these bags and you've got

[01:45:01] [SPEAKER_04]: billions of people around the world seeing Idaho potatoes.

[01:45:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I love this.

[01:45:06] [SPEAKER_02]: We need to start our own Olympics.

[01:45:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Mm hmm. Hide and seek potato sack backwards racing.

[01:45:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Backwards racing. Yes, we're doing this.

[01:45:17] [SPEAKER_02]: We can stick kicks and cocktails.

[01:45:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Look, it's sponsored by us. So it is.

[01:45:23] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not a kink Olympics because that's already thing.

[01:45:27] [SPEAKER_04]: We're not going to steal that from. Right.

[01:45:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Right. Or just sponsoring your own.

[01:45:32] [SPEAKER_04]: If you all want to come for the orgy, though.

[01:45:35] [SPEAKER_02]: After party on us.

[01:45:40] [SPEAKER_02]: This is brilliant.

[01:45:45] [SPEAKER_02]: All the cocktail sponsors we'd have to.

[01:45:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my God.

[01:45:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Can we have the the mascot be Pierre de Coubertin?

[01:45:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, absolutely.

[01:45:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Wasn't there a spud the potato mascot to.

[01:46:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Was there?

[01:46:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I remember Spud McKenzie.

[01:46:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, but he was for a beer.

[01:46:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you're wrong. He was a dog.

[01:46:14] [SPEAKER_04]: He was a dog that would like hook up

[01:46:18] [SPEAKER_04]: with like human women in the commercials.

[01:46:21] [SPEAKER_04]: It was really weird.

[01:46:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Campbell Joe, where are you at?

[01:46:23] [SPEAKER_04]: It was very much like that.

[01:46:25] [SPEAKER_04]: It was very much like that.

[01:46:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Campbell Joe will be a no.

[01:46:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Do not joke.

[01:46:31] [SPEAKER_04]: His name is Joe Cool.

[01:46:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Joe Cool. We do not.

[01:46:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Want people to smoke, but we will have Joe Cool.

[01:46:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. I mean, you don't want to not have.

[01:46:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Joe, wait, yeah, that's who we double.

[01:46:48] [SPEAKER_04]: You want to go to your party?

[01:46:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, no matter what.

[01:46:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. And some sort of condom sponsor.

[01:46:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, directs. Yeah.

[01:46:57] [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no. Kangaroo condoms.

[01:46:59] [SPEAKER_02]: There we go. There it is.

[01:47:03] [SPEAKER_02]: The last one that I wish was a sport that isn't dodgeball.

[01:47:10] [SPEAKER_04]: God ball that you can dodge around, you can dodge.

[01:47:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. And that brings me into my next little bit of movies.

[01:47:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. That have to do with.

[01:47:18] [SPEAKER_04]: There are so many.

[01:47:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. And so many of my favorite movies were Olympic movies.

[01:47:23] [SPEAKER_04]: You go ahead and go first.

[01:47:24] [SPEAKER_04]: OK, well, the one that comes to mind first is Blades of Glory.

[01:47:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, that was my first note to.

[01:47:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. Absolute classic.

[01:47:31] [SPEAKER_02]: So good.

[01:47:34] [SPEAKER_02]: The next one is Cool Runnings.

[01:47:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Cool Runnings is classic.

[01:47:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Definitely number two on the list for me as well.

[01:47:41] [SPEAKER_02]: All right. Do we have the same list?

[01:47:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[01:47:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I just made this on my own.

[01:47:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I think you did too.

[01:47:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Is number three the cutting edge?

[01:47:50] [SPEAKER_02]: No. Oh, or two for two.

[01:47:52] [SPEAKER_02]: There we go.

[01:47:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, cutting edge.

[01:47:54] [SPEAKER_02]: What's that about?

[01:47:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no.

[01:47:57] [SPEAKER_04]: You haven't seen the cutting edge.

[01:47:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no. OK, what's this about?

[01:48:01] [SPEAKER_04]: So this is like early 90s, late 80s.

[01:48:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's like 91 or something.

[01:48:06] [SPEAKER_02]: So I was like three years old.

[01:48:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:48:09] [SPEAKER_04]: You were maybe a little too young for this.

[01:48:12] [SPEAKER_02]: What's it about?

[01:48:14] [SPEAKER_04]: So it is a figure skater who is like a ice queen,

[01:48:17] [SPEAKER_04]: just too difficult to work with.

[01:48:20] [SPEAKER_04]: No one wants to be her her figure skating partner anymore.

[01:48:22] [SPEAKER_04]: So they have to hang outside of the community to get a partner.

[01:48:26] [SPEAKER_04]: That's where the male lead comes in.

[01:48:30] [SPEAKER_04]: He's a former hockey player.

[01:48:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe I have seen this.

[01:48:34] [SPEAKER_04]: And then they butt heads and they fall in love.

[01:48:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Of course. Yeah.

[01:48:39] [SPEAKER_02]: But I have seen this.

[01:48:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Danny's probably yelling at me right now.

[01:48:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Look, we've seen it.

[01:48:42] [SPEAKER_04]: It's it's fantastic.

[01:48:44] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, that sounds cute.

[01:48:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Um, next one on my list is a league of their own.

[01:48:51] [SPEAKER_04]: A league of their own.

[01:48:53] [SPEAKER_02]: There's no crying in baseball.

[01:48:56] [SPEAKER_04]: That's not an Olympic movie.

[01:48:58] [SPEAKER_04]: It's sports. OK, it's sport.

[01:49:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I brought it into sports.

[01:49:02] [SPEAKER_04]: OK, like just, you know, I have very strict rules when it comes to film.

[01:49:06] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a good one.

[01:49:08] [SPEAKER_04]: That is a great one. Yeah.

[01:49:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, there are a bunch that are like very serious films.

[01:49:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. Since there's

[01:49:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Chariots of Fire, which has probably one of the most recognizable scores by Vangelis.

[01:49:22] [SPEAKER_00]: I've not seen it.

[01:49:23] [SPEAKER_04]: It's well, I don't think anybody already just seen it. OK.

[01:49:28] [SPEAKER_04]: But you've definitely heard the song.

[01:49:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

[01:49:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yes. Absolutely.

[01:49:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Um, next one is.

[01:49:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Waterboy. Oh, my God.

[01:49:49] [SPEAKER_02]: So stupid, but so good.

[01:49:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I love that movie.

[01:49:57] [SPEAKER_02]: That's all I had to say about that. Go ahead.

[01:49:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I love that movie so much.

[01:50:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I think P in the bed is sex.

[01:50:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I just picture her with the sign, Do you want me to kill you?

[01:50:08] [SPEAKER_02]: He's taking the test.

[01:50:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a no.

[01:50:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Good old H2O.

[01:50:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Important if you're doing sports, drink your H2O.

[01:50:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Get you a water boy, water person, water girl.

[01:50:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Do it.

[01:50:21] [SPEAKER_04]: I, Tanya, have you seen it?

[01:50:23] [SPEAKER_04]: No. What's that?

[01:50:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, are you aware of Nancy Carrigan getting

[01:50:30] [SPEAKER_04]: clubbed with a pipe in Albertville?

[01:50:34] [SPEAKER_02]: No. Oh, wow. Oh, no.

[01:50:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, wow. I have some homework to do.

[01:50:38] [SPEAKER_04]: There is this huge controversy in the 90s.

[01:50:42] [SPEAKER_04]: The princess of US skating.

[01:50:48] [SPEAKER_04]: She she, Nancy Carrigan, was attacked

[01:50:51] [SPEAKER_04]: at the Olympics by someone with all lead pipe.

[01:50:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Nailed her in the leg.

[01:51:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Why? What what is the context here?

[01:51:03] [SPEAKER_04]: A US teammate.

[01:51:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Tanya Harding hired her

[01:51:10] [SPEAKER_04]: her and her husband hired their friend Jeff Galluli,

[01:51:14] [SPEAKER_04]: who is just a big old idiot to attack Nancy Carrigan

[01:51:19] [SPEAKER_04]: because she thought that she was that was the only thing

[01:51:23] [SPEAKER_04]: standing in her way of a medal, even though she was not going

[01:51:27] [SPEAKER_04]: to win a medal anyway in hell. Wow. Yeah.

[01:51:30] [SPEAKER_04]: And so this movie that is

[01:51:33] [SPEAKER_04]: really good, in fact, Margot Robbie and Sebastian Stanner in it.

[01:51:37] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Margot Robbie's in it. OK.

[01:51:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, Allison Janney as well. She's fantastic.

[01:51:42] [SPEAKER_04]: It's it's a.

[01:51:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Loose biopic slash comedy about this, and it's fantastic.

[01:51:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Wow. Yeah.

[01:51:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my God, I did not know that you were unaware of Nancy Carrigan

[01:51:56] [SPEAKER_02]: and Tanya Harding. I was in the 90s.

[01:51:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I was a child.

[01:52:00] [SPEAKER_04]: I suppose I watched a lot of like late night TV,

[01:52:04] [SPEAKER_04]: like Letterman and O'Brien.

[01:52:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I did, too.

[01:52:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Leno and all those guys. Yeah.

[01:52:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my God. That was that was definitely late night fodder.

[01:52:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow. I'll have to look into this for sure.

[01:52:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll do my homework.

[01:52:20] [SPEAKER_02]: My last movie is The Mighty Ducks.

[01:52:24] [SPEAKER_04]: The Mighty Ducks.

[01:52:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. Yes, of course.

[01:52:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Which that was in Minnesota.

[01:52:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Shout out our home state.

[01:52:36] [SPEAKER_04]: My last movie has a Minnesota connection to my last movie.

[01:52:40] [SPEAKER_04]: OK, Miracle, which is the true story of the U.S.

[01:52:44] [SPEAKER_04]: hockey team that beats the Russians and the coach.

[01:52:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Her Brooks is from Minnesota. I didn't know this.

[01:52:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. So definitely check that out as well. For sure.

[01:52:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Awesome. Wow.

[01:52:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Did we do it? I think we did it.

[01:53:01] [SPEAKER_02]: We did the damn thing.

[01:53:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. High five.

[01:53:06] [SPEAKER_02]: All right. Is there anything else?

[01:53:09] [SPEAKER_04]: There's always more. There's always more.

[01:53:12] [SPEAKER_04]: There's this is a good stopping point.

[01:53:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think we covered everything that the main stuff.

[01:53:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there's so many.

[01:53:18] [SPEAKER_02]: There's you're right. There is a lot more.

[01:53:20] [SPEAKER_02]: It goes deep and it goes deep.

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